BEST BITS πŸ”₯ - The Year So Far

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What were the highlights from the first half of the year?

Roger Farrelly 0:00
This is a podcast from Rover.
Rog Exploding All Over Himself 0:04
The Morning Rumble. We work with Jay and Dunk, those not-for-radio guys with a way bigger podcast. My first show back since I left, end of October, pretty much three months off, so great to be back. Did you miss it? Yeah, I did miss, I mean you missed.
Did you miss that?
Rog Exploding All Over Himself 0:20
I won't lie, I did not miss getting up at 4.30. Of course. This is what you miss, the fun times on air is what you miss. Not the silence between songs. That you don't miss.
Kaylee Wells 0:30
We didn't have that when you were gone.
Rog Exploding All Over Himself 0:33
Are you saying, Mill, it was a happier show? It was so good.
Dane Coles 0:38
No fights. None whatsoever. Yeah, it was so nice. We were like, what was harmonious?
Roger Farrelly 0:44
Not now. Never been better. This is the thing we were going to ask Roger. What did you do? What have you been up to, bro? What did you do in your time? You looked like you were kept busy around your house.
Rog Exploding All Over Himself 0:56
That's the thing. So we're selling our house. So there's a lot to do around the house. So I water blasted. We've got this massive retaining wall.
Dane Coles 1:03
Oh, lovely. Can I just say, can I just say, Rog, when I left Radio Sport and came back to The Rock, I got a similar amount of time. You have a gardening leave. You can't work. I went to South Africa. I went to Argentina. I went on a great trip. Rog actually did gardening. Yeah. Roger, you actually did garden. He took gardening leave, literally. You literally did what you're supposed to do.
Rog Exploding All Over Himself 1:21
I gardened for three months. Yeah. So one thing, had this massive retaining wall, like 20 metres long, about four metres high, and that was, had never been water blasted, no, like 20 years.
Dane Coles 1:31
It sounds like you're in a prison work gang.
Oh, God.
Rog Exploding All Over Himself 1:35
So that took me the best part of a week to water blast.

What injury did Rog experience during his time off?

Rog Exploding All Over Himself 1:39
And what I've done, I had to go to the chiropractor last week, and I've got, what I've done is I've water blasted too much.
Dane Coles 1:47
I'm sorry. I'm sorry you've water blasted too much.
Rog Exploding All Over Himself 1:51
Gripping the water blaster, the trigger, and it's seized up my elbow slash forearm. I can barely... stretch it out without being... I had to go to the chiropractor.
Dane Coles 2:03
Chiropractors are just for backs and spines.
Rog Exploding All Over Himself 2:05
Yeah, I know. Isn't that bad for water blasting? He grabbed my forearm and clicked it back into place and I yelped Like a puppy. Put her like a puppy. And what he's done, because I've been waterblasting too much, I have to do these forearm stretches.
Dane Coles 2:23
I've missed you so much.
Rog Exploding All Over Himself 2:25
Put my hand up like that, palm against the wall, and stretch it out for a minute or two every day. You're not doing two minutes. That is excruciating pain right now, what I'm doing.
Dane Coles 2:35
What about vigorous up and down actions?
Roger Farrelly 2:38
Oh. I can't do that. What about when you're the old Tassie Tucker?
Dane Coles 2:44
I can't believe in Dylan's point in the sound text. I can't believe you're blaming water blasting on a masturbation injury.
Roger Farrelly 2:50
That's what you've been doing there for three months. Have you just talked for three months?
Dane Coles 2:56
Have you been semen blasting?
Mystical Mitch 2:59
mystical mitch with powers divine buckle up proceeds he'll blow your mind
Rog Exploding All Over Himself 3:24
Mystical Mitch, looking into your crystal ball for us for 2026.
Yeah, over New Year's, I saw some lights in the sky and some colours and stuff while I was at R&B. I think it might have been the future. No, it was the future. That's NDMA.

What did Rog do while he was on gardening leave?

Rog Exploding All Over Himself 3:41
So, Mitch, how are our futures looking for this year?
Yeah, well, Miles, wouldn't you like to know? Not really. I'll tell you first. Okay, okay. This year, you will eat KFC.
Bruno Satin 3:53
He's amazing. He's amazing. I already have.
I love it already. I already have. While acquiring your Zinger box, you're going to slip on the wet tiles outside of the KFC. You'll get a second older person's injury following your knee injury last year. Not a hit. But good news, you will become the face of Radius Care, a specialist aged care provider for elderly and disabled New Zealanders. You had a big 50th birthday last year. Your 51st will be a bit more tame. You'll celebrate it with a hazy beard, a half-hearted wristie, and then a mid-to-late-life crisis where you will shave your beard into a goatee. Excellent. Don't go, Cody.
Dane Coles 4:38
Love it, Melzy. Nah, Cody, but will it be pointed down the bottom?

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