BEST BITS π₯ - The Year So Far
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What were the highlights from the first half of the year?
This is a podcast from Rover.
The Morning Rumble. We work with Jay and Dunk, those not-for-radio guys with a way bigger podcast. My first show back since I left, end of October, pretty much three months off, so great to be back. Did you miss it? Yeah, I did miss, I mean you missed.
Did you miss that?
I won't lie, I did not miss getting up at 4.30. Of course. This is what you miss, the fun times on air is what you miss. Not the silence between songs. That you don't miss.
We didn't have that when you were gone.
Are you saying, Mill, it was a happier show? It was so good.
No fights. None whatsoever. Yeah, it was so nice. We were like, what was harmonious?
Not now. Never been better. This is the thing we were going to ask Roger. What did you do? What have you been up to, bro? What did you do in your time? You looked like you were kept busy around your house.
That's the thing. So we're selling our house. So there's a lot to do around the house. So I water blasted. We've got this massive retaining wall.
Oh, lovely. Can I just say, can I just say, Rog, when I left Radio Sport and came back to The Rock, I got a similar amount of time. You have a gardening leave. You can't work. I went to South Africa. I went to Argentina. I went on a great trip. Rog actually did gardening. Yeah. Roger, you actually did garden. He took gardening leave, literally. You literally did what you're supposed to do.
I gardened for three months. Yeah. So one thing, had this massive retaining wall, like 20 metres long, about four metres high, and that was, had never been water blasted, no, like 20 years.
It sounds like you're in a prison work gang.
Oh, God.
So that took me the best part of a week to water blast.
What injury did Rog experience during his time off?
And what I've done, I had to go to the chiropractor last week, and I've got, what I've done is I've water blasted too much.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry you've water blasted too much.
Gripping the water blaster, the trigger, and it's seized up my elbow slash forearm. I can barely... stretch it out without being... I had to go to the chiropractor.
Chiropractors are just for backs and spines.
Yeah, I know. Isn't that bad for water blasting? He grabbed my forearm and clicked it back into place and I yelped Like a puppy. Put her like a puppy. And what he's done, because I've been waterblasting too much, I have to do these forearm stretches.
I've missed you so much.
Put my hand up like that, palm against the wall, and stretch it out for a minute or two every day. You're not doing two minutes. That is excruciating pain right now, what I'm doing.
What about vigorous up and down actions?
Oh. I can't do that. What about when you're the old Tassie Tucker?
I can't believe in Dylan's point in the sound text. I can't believe you're blaming water blasting on a masturbation injury.
That's what you've been doing there for three months. Have you just talked for three months?
Have you been semen blasting?
mystical mitch with powers divine buckle up proceeds he'll blow your mind
Mystical Mitch, looking into your crystal ball for us for 2026.
Yeah, over New Year's, I saw some lights in the sky and some colours and stuff while I was at R&B. I think it might have been the future. No, it was the future. That's NDMA.
What did Rog do while he was on gardening leave?
So, Mitch, how are our futures looking for this year?
Yeah, well, Miles, wouldn't you like to know? Not really. I'll tell you first. Okay, okay. This year, you will eat KFC.
He's amazing. He's amazing. I already have.
I love it already. I already have. While acquiring your Zinger box, you're going to slip on the wet tiles outside of the KFC. You'll get a second older person's injury following your knee injury last year. Not a hit. But good news, you will become the face of Radius Care, a specialist aged care provider for elderly and disabled New Zealanders. You had a big 50th birthday last year. Your 51st will be a bit more tame. You'll celebrate it with a hazy beard, a half-hearted wristie, and then a mid-to-late-life crisis where you will shave your beard into a goatee. Excellent. Don't go, Cody.
Love it, Melzy. Nah, Cody, but will it be pointed down the bottom?
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