OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Glad He Ate Her
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What experiences did the hosts have during the long weekend?
This is a podcast from Rover.
Already, was it June already? Tuesday, 2nd of June. There he is. Hey. The love muscle himself, Creech. The love muscle. And Mitch.
G'day, mate. Howdy, howdy.
Well, are you a love muscle too, Mitch?
Only Creech have that one. Creech can be the love muscle.
Mitch, well, some of the weekend in Christchurch. And I know we didn't get up to sort of the sort of stuff you were getting up to, Creech, and your love. Well, you actually didn't call it a love hut, the fuck shack. Or was that more of an off-air thing?
That was an off-air thing. I'd go as far as saying there was an off-podcast thing. Oh, come on.
I don't think you have an off-podcast.
Yeah, no, true. No, I don't, I don't. But yes, we are my lovely girlfriend.
You went away with your lovely girlfriend.
Yeah, yeah, we booked a little Airbnb, but it was like a shack of sorts, a hut in the middle of the bush. Yeah, where? I mean, where? Coromandel, in between Taitua. Yeah, true. In between Taitua and Hot Water Beach.
Oh, okay. Yeah, and it was awesome. Loved it.
What is the story behind the 'fuck shack' mentioned?
And we spent most of the time... Bonking. Well, yes.
Well, yes, that we did. Yes, we spent most of the time in the shack. But when we weren't there, we explored the Great Coromandel, which was awesome as well. It's a great part of New Zealand, isn't it?
It is fantastic. It is fantastic. Yeah, so I was with Mitch in Christchurch.
Yeah, did you guys bonk as well? Didn't know? No. Well, let me tell you, some people call that stadium the fuck shack because of every team that goes there to get fucked by the Satyrs.
Am I right, Mitch? Oh, yeah, boy.
Roger, that'll be your blues this weekend. Oh, mate, it's going to be a massacre. I was watching the Blues-Chiefs game, and I don't know if I've told you guys. I think I may have told you, Mitch, see, when they lost, So they beat the Highlanders and just beat the Reds. To be fair, they only just beat the Highlanders. And then they've lost. Who was the first team they lost to after that? Was it the Hurricanes?
Hurricanes, I think.
And they got spanked by the Hurricanes.
Yeah, yeah.
And I said to you, Mitch, I think I said to you, they're not going to win another. That's it. They're not going to win another game. And they haven't, and they won't. It's not looking good. No, it's not looking good at all.
There is a world, though, where they lose the quarterfinal and they finish top loser, though, so they still get through.
Well, I actually think that's going to happen. Yeah. I actually think it's going to happen, because the Chiefs and the Canes aren't going to lose this weekend.
Yeah.
They're just not. I mean... And the Crusaders will win, and somehow the Blues will lose four games in a row and still make a semifinal.
Which is crazy.
Am I right?
I think you're right. It shouldn't happen.
I mean... That should not be allowed to happen.
And then out of nowhere they just beat the Canes in the semi and make the final.
I mean it's all possible honestly because those top four teams will likely be all four New Zealand sides.
Totally agree.
Obviously not including the Highlanders. And then from there it really could be anyone's game because the Blues have beaten the Crusaders this year. The Crusaders have beaten everyone but the Blues.
Yeah, that seems an anomaly that the Blues somehow beat the Crusaders early on.
Anything can happen in sport, my friends. Like, for an example, in the NRL over the weekend, the Dragons beat the Broncos. So the Dragons have not won. The Dragons haven't won a game.
That's their first win since August. Since August last year.
They actually won? Their first victory has come against the current... Pretty ears. The little champions of the NRL.
Did you watch that game, Creech?
Of course not. Of course I didn't, Mel.
How did the conversation shift to sports and the Blues-Chiefs game?
Welcome to the podcast. I was in the fuck shack. That's what you called it? I was trying to remember what you called that. But here's a crazy fucking stat for you guys. The Dragons have beaten the Broncos three years in a row. Oh, it's their buggy team. The exact same score each time.
That's weird.
The Dragons 30, Broncos 26.
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