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The Morning Rumble

OFF-AIR ๐Ÿ”ด NOT FOR MAX - Goodbye Creampie

12 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the podcast about and who are the hosts?

0.335 - 2.337 Mitch

This is a podcast from Rover.

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11.684 - 12.505

Oh, here it is. What a chat. What a chat.

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12.525 - 37.257 Rog

It's in the morning rumbles. Not for Mac's podcast. Yes, it is the 13th of May today, Wednesday. G'day, Miles. G'day, guys. How are we? Creech. Yeah, good Creech, Mitch. Good day. Good day. Howdy. Yeah, no, I didn't get to it today, and probably because you guys didn't want me to, but I guess officially it is tomorrow in the States. Here's the podcast. No, I'm with you on this one, Rog.

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37.277 - 51.553 Rog

I love Top Gun. Well, Mitch, I don't know. Have you put your name down? Well, no. Are you coming along tomorrow to the... I'm hosting. I mean, this is only if you're in Auckland. I'm hosting a Top Gun 40th anniversary screening of the movie.

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51.973 - 53.194 Mulls

Yeah. No, I've already seen it.

54.035 - 74.863 Rog

Well, so have I. But you wouldn't want to see it again on the big screen? Well, now I know what happens. Well, you wouldn't have seen it on the big screen. No, but I can imagine it's quite similar to what I've seen on my phone. Have you watched Top Gun on your phone? Yeah. What a shit way to watch Top Gun. Melz, why would you want to watch one of the great movies on your phone for?

Chapter 2: What event is Rog promoting during the episode?

74.883 - 76.345 Mitch

Because Mitch is a fucking idiot.

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77.085 - 82.711 Rog

Mitch. Well, you can fast forward like the boring bits on your phone. There are no boring bits in it. I don't know what you're talking about.

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83.091 - 89.758 Mitch

Now, Mitch, are you talking about the Top Gun, the original, or Maverick Top Gun, the one that came out like four years ago?

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89.772 - 110.464 Mulls

uh both the originals uh great movie i don't know if i was as hot on the second one or not i'm undecided the second one was actually very good but it's like a totally different movie if you know what i mean like top gun was one thing and then you get into top gun 2 and suddenly he's like jumping out of planes and he's firing guns and stuff like none of that was in the first top gun

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111.254 - 116.265 Rog

Well, no. I mean, it was more of a training when they started off in training, didn't they?

116.325 - 120.514 Mitch

It was a recruitment tool used by the US Navy.

120.534 - 120.815 Rog

Navy.

121.156 - 128.291 Mulls

Yeah. Maybe it bothers me when you get the first movie and then it's like 15, 20 years later you get to see Avatar.

128.331 - 135.162 Rog

I think it was longer, actually. 35? 35. Yeah, yeah. So long, so long. It was never going to happen. Yeah, but it did.

Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about watching Top Gun on a phone?

148.561 - 153.208 Creech

That's a good point. Uncle Sam. Yeah. I don't like either of them.

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153.188 - 157.974 Mitch

Oh, jeez, Creech. You're going to drive Rog to a... I know, I know.

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158.014 - 160.978 Creech

I'm so sorry, Rog. I love you. No, that's fine.

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161.018 - 168.567 Rog

And I love Tom Cruise. Is it not just an easy movie in respect to you, Creech? It's an easy target for you, though, isn't it?

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168.587 - 185.276 Creech

To hate Top Gun. For me, it's linear narrative structure. You meet these characters. There's exposition. They do some fun stuff. There's a little bit of a downfall at the bottom. Oh, no, someone's dead. Oh, no, sadness. Oh, but we rise again. Boom. And all the good guys win.

185.476 - 186.979 Rog

Isn't that like most movies, though?

Chapter 4: How do the hosts compare the original Top Gun to its sequel?

187.059 - 204.301 Creech

That's most movies. Well, I don't like most movies. But, you know, and they're all very murky, you know, and just full of cheese and corn, you know. Oh, yeah, we drive fast, we eat ass, we get the ladies.

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204.381 - 206.343 Mitch

No, no, there's no ass eating.

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206.363 - 214.311 Mulls

Oh, yeah, see, that's what it's missing. I thought that was that take my breath away scene. Does Tom Cruise not need ass?

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215.272 - 217.614 Mitch

Well, he gets his ass out.

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217.634 - 220.337 Mulls

That's Vanilla Sky.

222.477 - 248.708 Rog

We talked about adult rip-offs today, like, you know, like Flesh Gordon. I can only imagine. Well, I'm just trying to imagine. Top Cum. I was trying to think of a title, Mitch, but that's perfect. Top Cum is great. That guy's nana gave him a video of Flesh Gordon. That's so good. I can only imagine. Oh, nana.

249.428 - 251.691 Creech

What about Hairy Twotter?

252.903 - 253.845 Mitch

Oh, Harry Potter?

253.865 - 256.612 Creech

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, shit. And the Philosopher's Bone.

Chapter 5: What are the opinions on the upcoming third Top Gun movie?

326.997 - 333.185 Creech

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can tell they're just gasping to escape. But yes, going back to Top Gun.

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333.365 - 334.586 Rog

And not a fan of the new one.

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335.367 - 337.23 Rog

I love the new one. The new one's so good.

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337.29 - 343.277 Mitch

Yes, it was a blockbuster, but it was a blockbuster that actually had quite good nuances to it as a blockbuster.

343.297 - 343.457 Rog

Yeah.

343.437 - 358.595 Mitch

Like, it could have been a disaster. I'm not saying it was like a Wes Anderson beautifully constructed shot frame by frame. But it was like, it just had enough emotional connection for it to go, you know what, that's good. I'm looking forward to when they actually go and fly the mission. But everything about it is pretty cool.

358.615 - 365.723 Rog

Yeah. It could have been a disaster, but it was very good. Yeah. It was high octane, I'll give it that. I didn't have high hopes for it. No, no one did.

365.783 - 369.968 Mitch

But I thought, oh, shit, they've rushed this. Even though it took 35 years, but I thought, nah.

Chapter 6: What are some humorous adult film title suggestions?

504.138 - 508.722 Mulls

Beats by butt sex. Are we still doing titles?

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508.742 - 514.309 Mitch

Nah, man. That's not... really.

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515.23 - 520.577 Mulls

I completely missed the mark. Now, Mitch.

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520.617 - 524.503 Mitch

Mitch, are you going by yourself tonight?

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524.683 - 527.808 Mulls

No, we've got a crew from work. We're going to hit another quiz night.

527.908 - 529.65 Mitch

I was going to say, is it your quiz night team?

529.891 - 531.933 Rog

Yeah. What happened to your quiz night?

531.954 - 533.536 Mitch

I hope you don't win a bar tab again.

534.818 - 538.783 Mulls

Yeah, someone took a bar tab and drank it themselves.

Chapter 7: What is the significance of the Top Gun anniversary screening?

900.876 - 906.586 Creech

And I am literally the most anti-phone user when watching TV. But this, I just... I just couldn't.

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907.007 - 911.654 Rog

Don't do that tomorrow night in the theatre. Oh, no, don't you worry. No, he's got his missus there.

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914.579 - 927.079 Creech

But if the silky otter is putting on... If the silky twotter is... I imagine you'll be getting your silky otter out.

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927.059 - 934.609 Mitch

Look, if you don't, can't be fucked going to the Silky Auto tomorrow. Top Gun's on Netflix. It leaves Netflix first of June. Don't bother.

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934.629 - 936.412 Rog

Don't see it on Netflix. Oh, well, there you go.

936.712 - 939.356 Creech

And I'll be eating my pop porn.

941.759 - 945.764 Rog

Here's the podcast. Thank you, Moles. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

946.425 - 953.775 Creech

This has been the Morning Rumbles Off-Air Not For Macs Podcast. Catch up on the show highlights updated daily in the feed.

955.004 - 958.99 Mitch

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