Chapter 1: What is the podcast about and who are the hosts?
This is a podcast from Rover.
Oh, here it is. What a chat. What a chat.
It's in the morning rumbles. Not for Mac's podcast. Yes, it is the 13th of May today, Wednesday. G'day, Miles. G'day, guys. How are we? Creech. Yeah, good Creech, Mitch. Good day. Good day. Howdy. Yeah, no, I didn't get to it today, and probably because you guys didn't want me to, but I guess officially it is tomorrow in the States. Here's the podcast. No, I'm with you on this one, Rog.
I love Top Gun. Well, Mitch, I don't know. Have you put your name down? Well, no. Are you coming along tomorrow to the... I'm hosting. I mean, this is only if you're in Auckland. I'm hosting a Top Gun 40th anniversary screening of the movie.
Yeah. No, I've already seen it.
Well, so have I. But you wouldn't want to see it again on the big screen? Well, now I know what happens. Well, you wouldn't have seen it on the big screen. No, but I can imagine it's quite similar to what I've seen on my phone. Have you watched Top Gun on your phone? Yeah. What a shit way to watch Top Gun. Melz, why would you want to watch one of the great movies on your phone for?
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Chapter 2: What event is Rog promoting during the episode?
Because Mitch is a fucking idiot.
Mitch. Well, you can fast forward like the boring bits on your phone. There are no boring bits in it. I don't know what you're talking about.
Now, Mitch, are you talking about the Top Gun, the original, or Maverick Top Gun, the one that came out like four years ago?
uh both the originals uh great movie i don't know if i was as hot on the second one or not i'm undecided the second one was actually very good but it's like a totally different movie if you know what i mean like top gun was one thing and then you get into top gun 2 and suddenly he's like jumping out of planes and he's firing guns and stuff like none of that was in the first top gun
Well, no. I mean, it was more of a training when they started off in training, didn't they?
It was a recruitment tool used by the US Navy.
Navy.
Yeah. Maybe it bothers me when you get the first movie and then it's like 15, 20 years later you get to see Avatar.
I think it was longer, actually. 35? 35. Yeah, yeah. So long, so long. It was never going to happen. Yeah, but it did.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about watching Top Gun on a phone?
That's a good point. Uncle Sam. Yeah. I don't like either of them.
Oh, jeez, Creech. You're going to drive Rog to a... I know, I know.
I'm so sorry, Rog. I love you. No, that's fine.
And I love Tom Cruise. Is it not just an easy movie in respect to you, Creech? It's an easy target for you, though, isn't it?
To hate Top Gun. For me, it's linear narrative structure. You meet these characters. There's exposition. They do some fun stuff. There's a little bit of a downfall at the bottom. Oh, no, someone's dead. Oh, no, sadness. Oh, but we rise again. Boom. And all the good guys win.
Isn't that like most movies, though?
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts compare the original Top Gun to its sequel?
That's most movies. Well, I don't like most movies. But, you know, and they're all very murky, you know, and just full of cheese and corn, you know. Oh, yeah, we drive fast, we eat ass, we get the ladies.
No, no, there's no ass eating.
Oh, yeah, see, that's what it's missing. I thought that was that take my breath away scene. Does Tom Cruise not need ass?
Well, he gets his ass out.
That's Vanilla Sky.
We talked about adult rip-offs today, like, you know, like Flesh Gordon. I can only imagine. Well, I'm just trying to imagine. Top Cum. I was trying to think of a title, Mitch, but that's perfect. Top Cum is great. That guy's nana gave him a video of Flesh Gordon. That's so good. I can only imagine. Oh, nana.
What about Hairy Twotter?
Oh, Harry Potter?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, shit. And the Philosopher's Bone.
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Chapter 5: What are the opinions on the upcoming third Top Gun movie?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can tell they're just gasping to escape. But yes, going back to Top Gun.
And not a fan of the new one.
No.
I love the new one. The new one's so good.
Yes, it was a blockbuster, but it was a blockbuster that actually had quite good nuances to it as a blockbuster.
Yeah.
Like, it could have been a disaster. I'm not saying it was like a Wes Anderson beautifully constructed shot frame by frame. But it was like, it just had enough emotional connection for it to go, you know what, that's good. I'm looking forward to when they actually go and fly the mission. But everything about it is pretty cool.
Yeah. It could have been a disaster, but it was very good. Yeah. It was high octane, I'll give it that. I didn't have high hopes for it. No, no one did.
But I thought, oh, shit, they've rushed this. Even though it took 35 years, but I thought, nah.
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Chapter 6: What are some humorous adult film title suggestions?
Beats by butt sex. Are we still doing titles?
Nah, man. That's not... really.
I completely missed the mark. Now, Mitch.
Mitch, are you going by yourself tonight?
No, we've got a crew from work. We're going to hit another quiz night.
I was going to say, is it your quiz night team?
Yeah. What happened to your quiz night?
I hope you don't win a bar tab again.
Yeah, someone took a bar tab and drank it themselves.
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Chapter 7: What is the significance of the Top Gun anniversary screening?
And I am literally the most anti-phone user when watching TV. But this, I just... I just couldn't.
Don't do that tomorrow night in the theatre. Oh, no, don't you worry. No, he's got his missus there.
But if the silky otter is putting on... If the silky twotter is... I imagine you'll be getting your silky otter out.
Look, if you don't, can't be fucked going to the Silky Auto tomorrow. Top Gun's on Netflix. It leaves Netflix first of June. Don't bother.
Don't see it on Netflix. Oh, well, there you go.
And I'll be eating my pop porn.
Here's the podcast. Thank you, Moles. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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