OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Goodbye Creampie
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What is the podcast about and who are the hosts?
This is a podcast from Rover.
Oh, here it is. What a chat. What a chat.
It's in the morning rumbles. Not for Mac's podcast. Yes, it is the 13th of May today, Wednesday. G'day, Miles. G'day, guys. How are we? Creech. Yeah, good Creech, Mitch. Good day. Good day. Howdy. Yeah, no, I didn't get to it today, and probably because you guys didn't want me to, but I guess officially it is tomorrow in the States. Here's the podcast. No, I'm with you on this one, Rog. I love Top Gun. Well, Mitch, I don't know. Have you put your name down? Well, no. Are you coming along tomorrow to the... I'm hosting. I mean, this is only if you're in Auckland. I'm hosting a Top Gun 40th anniversary screening of the movie.
Yeah. No, I've already seen it.
Well, so have I. But you wouldn't want to see it again on the big screen? Well, now I know what happens. Well, you wouldn't have seen it on the big screen. No, but I can imagine it's quite similar to what I've seen on my phone. Have you watched Top Gun on your phone? Yeah. What a shit way to watch Top Gun. Melz, why would you want to watch one of the great movies on your phone for?
What event is Rog promoting during the episode?
Because Mitch is a fucking idiot.
Mitch. Well, you can fast forward like the boring bits on your phone. There are no boring bits in it. I don't know what you're talking about.
Now, Mitch, are you talking about the Top Gun, the original, or Maverick Top Gun, the one that came out like four years ago?
uh both the originals uh great movie i don't know if i was as hot on the second one or not i'm undecided the second one was actually very good but it's like a totally different movie if you know what i mean like top gun was one thing and then you get into top gun 2 and suddenly he's like jumping out of planes and he's firing guns and stuff like none of that was in the first top gun
Well, no. I mean, it was more of a training when they started off in training, didn't they?
It was a recruitment tool used by the US Navy.
Navy.
Yeah. Maybe it bothers me when you get the first movie and then it's like 15, 20 years later you get to see Avatar.
I think it was longer, actually. 35? 35. Yeah, yeah. So long, so long. It was never going to happen. Yeah, but it did.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Critch, you're our film guy.
What do you make of both of them? Just quickly, there's a third one. Apparently there's a third one coming. Oh, I have heard that. What are they going to do?
That's how you know the US is about to go to war again. They release another Top Gun movie.
True.
How do the hosts feel about watching Top Gun on a phone?
That's a good point. Uncle Sam. Yeah. I don't like either of them.
Oh, jeez, Creech. You're going to drive Rog to a... I know, I know.
I'm so sorry, Rog. I love you. No, that's fine.
And I love Tom Cruise. Is it not just an easy movie in respect to you, Creech? It's an easy target for you, though, isn't it?
To hate Top Gun. For me, it's linear narrative structure. You meet these characters. There's exposition. They do some fun stuff. There's a little bit of a downfall at the bottom. Oh, no, someone's dead. Oh, no, sadness. Oh, but we rise again. Boom. And all the good guys win.
Isn't that like most movies, though?
How do the hosts compare the original Top Gun to its sequel?
That's most movies. Well, I don't like most movies. But, you know, and they're all very murky, you know, and just full of cheese and corn, you know. Oh, yeah, we drive fast, we eat ass, we get the ladies.
No, no, there's no ass eating.
Oh, yeah, see, that's what it's missing. I thought that was that take my breath away scene. Does Tom Cruise not need ass?
Well, he gets his ass out.
That's Vanilla Sky.
We talked about adult rip-offs today, like, you know, like Flesh Gordon. I can only imagine. Well, I'm just trying to imagine. Top Cum. I was trying to think of a title, Mitch, but that's perfect. Top Cum is great. That guy's nana gave him a video of Flesh Gordon. That's so good. I can only imagine. Oh, nana.
What about Hairy Twotter?
Oh, Harry Potter?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, shit. And the Philosopher's Bone.
Oh, what was the Kiwi movie I said earlier? Hunt for the Wilderpeople. Oh, Hunt for the Wilderpussy.
Yeah, no? Yeah. What about Boy?
No, you see, that's the eighth time you've done that one.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the podcast about and who are the hosts?
0:00β1:14
2
What event is Rog promoting during the episode?
1:14β2:28
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How do the hosts feel about watching Top Gun on a phone?
2:28β3:07
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How do the hosts compare the original Top Gun to its sequel?
3:07β5:26
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What are the opinions on the upcoming third Top Gun movie?
5:26β8:24
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What are some humorous adult film title suggestions?
8:24β15:00
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What is the significance of the Top Gun anniversary screening?
15:00β15:58