OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Mel's Horny For Aliens
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
This is a podcast from Rover.
It's time for the Morning Robles Not For Macs Podcast.
Yes, it is indeed. And it is myself, Creech, along with Mel. G'day, mate. And producer Mitch, the redhead kid, is in the studio.
Hello. I was ready to say howdy, but you don't get a howdy for calling me the redhead kid.
The weird redhead kid.
You added the weird part.
You butch. Yesterday.
Butch.
You butch. Butch. You butch, man.
Mel, I don't sound like that. I think that's incredibly racist when you use that voice.
Right.
Racist to who? More.
Put another accent.
Hey, but we're all weird in our own ways, aren't we?
We really are. Weird and wonderful.
We are. Hey, yesterday I was at the gym and I don't know if you guys... When you see famous people and you can't quite make the connection work out who you're looking at. For the longest time, there's been this guy coming into the gym and I've been going, God, I swear I know this guy. And it finally clicked yesterday. The doctor from Shortland Street that really looks like Johnny Sins. Oh, Ben. His name's Ben something.
I know who you're talking about.
Tall fella, pretty muscular, bald head. Wait, wait, wait.
Who's Johnny Sins? Mel, explain, please. His name's Ben. Ben Barrington.
Ben Barrington. Ben Barrington. Yeah, yeah. So we work out buddies.
When did it click?
He was chatting. Well, I don't want to besmirch his name in case he wasn't, but he was chatting up the receptionist. I thought, lucky bastard.
What funny encounter did Mitch have at the gym?
You didn't try shoot your shot? No, no. Well, he's about two foot taller than me. Very muscular. And he looks like Johnny Sins. And he looks like Johnny Sins.
Not only is he two foot taller than you, he's two foot longer than you as well.
What's his name? Ben?
Barrington.
Barrington. Yeah, I know.
He was in that show. What was it? The one where the brothers were all like Nordic gods? That was an old Kiwi show.
What's that one? You're not talking about the... The Johnsons or something? Xena.
The Johnsons.
The Warrior Princess one. The Almighty Johnsons.
The Almighty Johnsons, yes.
The Almighty Johnsons. Oh, I see what you're meaning there.
That was a funny show.
Was it? No, I don't know.
It was a Kiwi show where they were all Nordic gods. So one of them was like Odin. And I think Ben Barrington played... Oh, random.
I literally only know him from Shortland Street and Offspring, which is an Aussie series.
Who is Johnny Sins and why is he mentioned?
Oh, that's impressive.
And pornographic films.
And... Yeah.
I've seen him play a doctor many times, but he's a man of many talents. He can also play a builder. I've seen him play a plumber. I've seen him.
But the joke's on Ben Barrington, though, because one time I beat him in a go-kart race. Okay. Where the hell is this coming from?
Where did this come from? Explain.
I think maybe it was Bryce or one of the Rumble guys that was supposed to be doing some celebrity go-kart thing. They weren't able to, so they asked if I wanted to do it. So I was like, I'll do a go-kart race.
Was this last year? Yeah, before.
It must have been a couple of years ago. It was for Hayden Padden. I think it was fundraising for something.
And we sent you there.
And I went along and I did it. And I came third.
I remember you put it in the chat. We were like, oh my God, he actually got placed.
I came third. Fanger Dan got second. And first was, oh, what's his name? He drops down and opens the gates. Yeah.
That's a lot of info there.
Far out, Mitch. It's coming to me. He drops down and opens the gates. Oh, Willie.
Love Willie.
I was literally thinking about someone. Opening gates.
I did too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, that's Willie's thing to me.
You mean like the blah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a great man, isn't he, Willie?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so he got second. He got first.
And then you got third. I got third.
And then Ben was not even placed.
Not even placed. He's a loser. Can't have everything going for him. You can't. Some people are famous actors and tall and muscular and resemble porn stars, but some of us can win a go-kart race.
Maybe he lost the go-kart race because he was fucking Lisa Ann.
Excuse me. You've gone slightly more niche in your reference to film stars.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–1:40
2
What funny encounter did Mitch have at the gym?
1:40–2:33
3
Who is Johnny Sins and why is he mentioned?
2:33–5:52
4
What humorous go-kart racing story does Mitch share?
5:52–12:13
5
What embarrassing moment happened at Mel's nephew's birthday party?
12:13–13:38