OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Mulls Is A Podcast Pussy

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What funny moments happen before the podcast starts?

Rog 0:00

This is a podcast from Rover.

Creech 0:13

Holy heck, can't even breathe before the podcast.

Mel 0:16

You're also eating.

Creech 0:17

I was having a cracker.

Mel 0:18

It was a really cute guy. Oh, well, hi to Creech and Mitch. Hello.

Creech 0:21

Hi.

Mel 0:23

Rog has the cutest little lunchbox and everything. I thought he pulled out a Lee snack, you know, the classic, like the cheese.

Rog 0:29

No, they got rid of those, didn't they?

Mel 0:30

They must. Yeah, did they?

Creech 0:31

That's a very good point. You did say, because I used to love those, Mel. Did you, Mitch? I love them. Oh, yeah, I always had one in my lunchbox when I was in primary school.

Mel 0:39

Did you, Mel? Yeah, no, I loved them when I was young. Yeah, when I was young, and then I thought that looked like a Lee snack, but they're little crackers with cheese, and Rog just gave me one.

Creech 0:50

Yeah, and then Mel's, the cheese fell off the cracker. It always does. Strangely enough for Mel, but that happened a few years ago.

Mulls 0:58

Mel's cheese lives off the cracker, mate. It's never old. Literally never on.

Mel 1:04

Yeah, but thanks for sharing, Rog.

Creech 1:05

You know, any time. Le Snack, you're right. Did they? Are they gone?

Rog 1:10

Le Snack update. So they discontinued them in 2022, but late last year they brought them back for a limited run. Did they? Yeah.

Mel 1:19

They were such a staple.

Mulls 1:20

Yeah, no, I used to love those. Now, weirdly, out of the three of you, Rog is the one saying it the best, I reckon. You guys really lean into the Lee. Oh, you say Le Snack. Yeah, Le Snack. Le Snack.

Mel 1:31

Is it French?

Creech 1:32

Yeah. Le snack. Well, I've been to France, you see. It's so cultured.

Rog 1:37

What does le snack mean in France?

Mulls 1:39

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What nostalgic snacks are discussed and why are they significant?

Mulls 1:40

It's L-E. Probably the biscuit. So it's like a le. Whereas le means va in French.

Unknown 1:46

Yeah, le, doesn't it? Le.

Mulls 1:49

Le. Le, le bleu means, you know, like goes a blue. You're also very cultured, aren't you, Craig? Oh, yes, I've been to France too. I've been to France. Oh, fuck off. Have you?

Mel 2:00

Can you say bonjour? Bonjour.

Rog 2:03

Je m'appelle... It means the snack. Yeah, yeah.

Mulls 2:07

How do you say thank you in French?

Rog 2:11

Merci.

Mel 2:13

How would you say it, Creech? You've got a lovely... Mercy.

Rog 2:17

Oh, yeah, but they don't care, though. Yeah, you say it like that to them, they get mad at you. They do.

Mel 2:22

How do you say it, Rog?

Creech 2:23

I just barely... I mean, I did say mercy, but that's all I said. Have mercy on me. That was pretty much... Because you don't... I had no... They would have loved your deep voice, though. I just... Yeah, because they tell you, don't they, Creech, that Paris, everyone's rude at you, but it's actually not true.

Mulls 2:38

No, exactly.

How did the conversation shift to experiences in Paris?

Mulls 2:39

I went in with really low expectations in Paris, and then I came out, and I was like, that is a fucking awesome city. Everyone was so nice.

Mel 2:45

And you said there's so many hot chicks there, Rog.

Rog 2:47

Oh, my God. We definitely had a few Frenchies get mad at us. Did they? Yeah. What did you do, Mitch?

Mulls 2:53

That sounds like a you thing, man.

Rog 2:55

We were trying to get into the loo, and we were trying to talk to someone, and they just weren't happy that we couldn't speak French to them, so they were having a go at us. And then it was an Uber driver. We ordered an Uber and it ended up being a shorter trip than we'd thought. And he was like trying to kick us out of the Uber. He was like, no, this isn't worth my time. Get out.

Mel 3:12

Who were you with?

Rog 3:14

This was with my mum and dad. I was still at high school at the time.

Mel 3:17

Oh, is this when you went to that... The Moulin Rouge?

3:20

Yeah.

Rog 3:20

The Moulin Rouge.

Mel 3:21

The Moulin Rouge with mum and dad.

Rog 3:22

You went with your mum and dad.

Mel 3:23

You went to this like sexual show because it's very prerogative, isn't it?

Rog 3:27

I think it's art now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was pretty locked into the titties though.

Mel 3:32

And what, you sat in between mum and dad and watched it?

Rog 3:34

I sat between mum and dad feeling strangely horny. It was like the most gorgeous like can-can dancers. They've all like Tall, long legs, big tits. One of them was swimming around in a big fish tank with a huge anaconda. Oh, that was Mel. Hey, saw me. It was the fanciest calendar girls I've ever been to.

Mel 3:56

What did your dad do?

Mulls 3:57

Was he trying to like... I wasn't looking at him. I was trying to avoid eye contact. It was his dad's anaconda. Runs in the family.