Chapter 1: Why is Creech scaring people off the podcast?
This is a podcast from Rover.
It's time for the Morning Robles Not For Macs Podcast. Yeah, Thursday, 21st of May. Where does everyone go, Creech? Everyone leaves us for the podcast. I think you've scared them away, though.
Yeah, Bryce and Moles leave 10 a.m. on the dot. Mitch is gone. Mitch is gone. Where's he gone? I don't know where he's gone. Mel has also gone. She's gone, yeah. And you know what I was doing this entire time when they were all gone? I was on the pooper. And now I'm sad.
And you found Mike. And a broadened Maya. One of our web wizards. Yes, that's a great way to describe it. New to the podcast, Maya.
Yeah, it's my first appearance. Creech heard that there was pooping on the podcast chat and he was like, I know who'll be perfect for this. Web girl Maya.
Yeah, that's exactly right. I think Creech, he sort of runs the podcast now. Is that right? He sort of scares a lot of people off. I think he sort of dominates. A lot of the material Maya he wants to put on air, we go, no.
No.
We were like, no, I have to fade him down. And he brings it to the podcast.
Imagine the things he says in the office that he can't even say on the podcast. Goodness me. You can't get him to stop.
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Chapter 2: Who is Maia and what exciting news does she share?
It is just all go up the gates.
And this is why I don't listen to your podcast.
No, no, no. It's a bit crook. It's a bit crook. But Craig, does Maya know about the underarm smelling incident? Good question. question. Do you know this one? No, I don't want to know.
You're good friends actually with my girlfriend Bella.
So you know Bella, right? I'll just preach I have a girlfriend. What do you make of the two? What do you make of the two of them?
Come on, mate.
You're punching.
I'm used to it.
They are very much in love. Oh, aren't they?
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Chapter 3: How does Creech's pooping habit become a topic of discussion?
But actually a great duo, I must say.
Is Bella, what's the word? I was going to say reciprocating. That's a reciprocating sore. Is she, is Creech obviously in love? And was she the same? Is she waxing lyrical about Creech?
She often asks me for help.
No.
No, she does not. Help on maybe what to get me because she's so in love.
No, she is very lovey-dovey. You try to eat lunch outside.
Together?
Hey, babe. And I'm like, we're all just trying to eat our lunch.
And then, like, it's just... He's making you sick, isn't he?
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Chapter 4: What insights does Maya provide about her basketball commentary experience?
But anyway, Maya, I'm going to take it away from me. Take the heat off me. Okay. Maya, have you talked at all about the competition you won? Have you talked about it? Because you do predominantly Jay and Dunk's videos.
I do.
But you've won an amazing competition. What? Yes.
Oh, you don't have to do this.
No, you do. Well, I lured you in with the thought that we were going to talk about pooping at the workplace. Yeah, I'm a bit disappointed now. We'll get to it. We'll get to it. But maybe give yourself a bit of a cool intro.
What's a bit of a background for you, though, with this?
So I'm a basketball commentator.
How long have you been a basketball commentator?
Probably only a few years. I'm still only 22, you know, so I can't have been in the game that long, you know. I know.
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Chapter 5: What competition did Maya win and what does it involve?
Photos? No, no photos yet, but we will describe it. And now I don't want to go into grave detail about this, but Bella.
But you already have.
But Bella, she doesn't poo a lot.
Good to know, Gretchen.
I'm talking like once every three days.
Oh, that's an issue.
I know, I know. Whereas mine is more three every morning rumble show. Literally between six and ten. Liquorice? No, no, no. Gosh, no, no, no. Ever since dating Bella, my gut health has gone exponentially well.
Why's that?
Lots of probiotics.
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Chapter 6: How does Maya feel about commentating at the Women's World Cup?
A heavy breath.
Yeah.
But they definitely reverberate off the bowl.
Like, do they ping-pong?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly. Imagine a concert inside a toilet bowl. Rog, get in here.
I've just been hijacked.
I know you're a cubicle man yourself, aren't you? Of course, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, you know, Bryce usually sits where I'm sitting. He's just like Bella. He uses the accessible.
Of course Bryce does.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Peg. Yeah. What an animal. Absolute filth. Yeah. But, you know, for me, there is no escape. Like, if you've just done your business and it has been an absolute bombshell, when you walk out of there, the person that is waiting after you knows that that was you.
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