OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Once In A Poo Moon
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Why is Creech scaring people off the podcast?
This is a podcast from Rover.
It's time for the Morning Robles Not For Macs Podcast. Yeah, Thursday, 21st of May. Where does everyone go, Creech? Everyone leaves us for the podcast. I think you've scared them away, though.
Yeah, Bryce and Moles leave 10 a.m. on the dot. Mitch is gone. Mitch is gone. Where's he gone? I don't know where he's gone. Mel has also gone. She's gone, yeah. And you know what I was doing this entire time when they were all gone? I was on the pooper. And now I'm sad.
And you found Mike. And a broadened Maya. One of our web wizards. Yes, that's a great way to describe it. New to the podcast, Maya.
Yeah, it's my first appearance. Creech heard that there was pooping on the podcast chat and he was like, I know who'll be perfect for this. Web girl Maya.
Yeah, that's exactly right. I think Creech, he sort of runs the podcast now. Is that right? He sort of scares a lot of people off. I think he sort of dominates. A lot of the material Maya he wants to put on air, we go, no.
No.
We were like, no, I have to fade him down. And he brings it to the podcast.
Imagine the things he says in the office that he can't even say on the podcast. Goodness me. You can't get him to stop.
No, no, no. The podcast is where we throw the shackles away. There are no colanders, no sieves, no other form of filter.
Who is Maia and what exciting news does she share?
It is just all go up the gates.
And this is why I don't listen to your podcast.
No, no, no. It's a bit crook. It's a bit crook. But Craig, does Maya know about the underarm smelling incident? Good question. question. Do you know this one? No, I don't want to know.
You're good friends actually with my girlfriend Bella.
So you know Bella, right? I'll just preach I have a girlfriend. What do you make of the two? What do you make of the two of them?
Come on, mate.
You're punching.
I'm used to it.
They are very much in love. Oh, aren't they?
How does Creech's pooping habit become a topic of discussion?
But actually a great duo, I must say.
Is Bella, what's the word? I was going to say reciprocating. That's a reciprocating sore. Is she, is Creech obviously in love? And was she the same? Is she waxing lyrical about Creech?
She often asks me for help.
No.
No, she does not. Help on maybe what to get me because she's so in love.
No, she is very lovey-dovey. You try to eat lunch outside.
Together?
Hey, babe. And I'm like, we're all just trying to eat our lunch.
And then, like, it's just... He's making you sick, isn't he?
Yeah, but it's lovely, you know. And Bella's a lovely gal. Balances creatures...
She's a bit of a creature herself, though.
Tell Myra about the underarms.
Yeah, so she texted me yesterday during work. She said, hey, might need a fucking sniff test.
Okay.
She said, I feel like I reek. So you... So I just wandered on over. First of all, I replied and said, so keen. And I said, nothing would make my morning more than burying my nostrils in you. I said that. So anyway, go over.
He said this on air this morning.
On air? Yeah, yeah.
For the nation to hear.
Yeah, yeah. Put my honker right in betwixt her bicep and breasticle and take a big old whiff. And yeah, a little bit BOE. Oh! Great. But we've all been there. We've all been there.
Did you do this in the office? Yeah, of course. Like the entire staff was just watching you.
Was it at the Edge office? Yeah, over at the Edge where Bella works. But I was trying to be a bit nonchalant about it. You can't go in guns a-blazing.
Well, everywhere you go is guns a-blazing.
That's actually true.
You don't even knock
You know what? There was nothing nonchalant about it. It was at lunch. Sniffing an armpit is not nonchalant. I just put my nose right in there. I wore her shoulder as like an eye mask, as it were.
I don't even know what to say to that.
Sorry, Maya.
What insights does Maya provide about her basketball commentary experience?
But anyway, Maya, I'm going to take it away from me. Take the heat off me. Okay. Maya, have you talked at all about the competition you won? Have you talked about it? Because you do predominantly Jay and Dunk's videos.
I do.
But you've won an amazing competition. What? Yes.
Oh, you don't have to do this.
No, you do. Well, I lured you in with the thought that we were going to talk about pooping at the workplace.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
Why is Creech scaring people off the podcast?
0:00–1:25
2
Who is Maia and what exciting news does she share?
1:25–2:01
3
How does Creech's pooping habit become a topic of discussion?
2:01–4:06
4
What insights does Maya provide about her basketball commentary experience?
4:06–8:23
5
What competition did Maya win and what does it involve?
8:23–12:52
6
How does Maya feel about commentating at the Women's World Cup?
12:52–14:46