OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Quick Catchup Before Topp Twins Tribute
episodePreviously titled “OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Robert Shattinson” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 2, 2026
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What are the hosts' thoughts on the upcoming Christmas?
This is a podcast from Rover.
Yes, Monday, 25th of May. Now, Mels, we kind of missed it. You kind of missed it. Yeah, I did.
Merry Christmas, everyone. Too late. Today is the 25th of May, which means there's seven months.
until Christmas you didn't even know about it did you do now Mitch had to remind us actually yeah thanks Mitch and Mitch you know I thought about it you say in the car I looked at the date and I saw that it's 24th and I thought ah fuck I know what tomorrow's gonna be and then I thought to myself deliberately do you know what I said I said I am not bringing it up and I hope that we get to the podcast and you guys have forgotten about it and then I was gonna finish the podcast by saying Feliz Navidad well I mean you know what mission accomplished because it's in Bryce's head ha ha
Because he's thinking about it on a Sunday.
You know, the Rock 2000's going to roll around and it's on the 25th of September this year. Oh, it is too.
We can play Feliz Navidad at the Rock 2000 last day show. What if it gets number one? Yeah, vote for it. What a great shout.
Don't be stupid.
So we missed it on airmails. I was going to play it at eight, but there's a lot on, there's a lot to tease, so. Oh, you coward. Didn't want to push this out. You Noel coward. Christmas coward.
You Noel coward.
But I kind of like need it at six, don't we really? No, it's just a bit of shit content.
It's fucking awesome content. You're such a hater.
Seven months till Christmas, G. Where is the year going, Melzy?
Oh, mate, next month.
How does Creech relate to Robert Pattinson?
Next month. It'll be six months, and then we'll be halfway, and it'll be like, fuck me, it's around the corner.
Yeah.
It's actually fucked that it is six months next month.
It is, isn't it? Isn't it, Bryce? I thought we just came back. Do you find the years flying by?
Not this chat. Hey, on the weekend, Crusaders, tight one against the Chiefs. Mitch was obviously palmed up with that. Creech, not so much because he didn't even see it. Yeah, he wasn't going to watch it anyway.
Watch the great movie. He's got... The drama. Robert Pattinson and Zendaya. Recommend.
Stolen manna. Instead of stolen valour, he's stolen manna.
Here's the audacity, Creech, to say that he gets mistaken for Robert Pattinson. Yeah, I have. No, you haven't. I have. We win. We win.
Like who and where and why. One example. I was teaching these people how to read Braille. No, just kidding. um no I mean someone someone but you can't remember Michael Baker who uh runs the digi team here he looks like Taylor Lautner he does yeah yeah so we're sort of we're we're rivals enemies for life oh my gosh let's get a photo together and guys oh my god guys holy fuck you're talking twilight aren't you the love interest in it is Bella I just fucking jizzed.
I just really want to wrap that up. It's crazy. And just show just how shit version of Twilight you guys are.
Bella is, for those who don't know, that's the name of your girlfriend.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't that crazy? They do know. Isn't that a big coinkydink, though? Not really. That shit's been happening to me a lot recently. What? just you know these like crazy moments you know i would be talking about something yeah so like bella and i were walking to get a coffee on saturday morning right and we were we were talking about our week yeah and your face she ate your bum well i mean that's usually but we were singing
the Christmas chat Bryce is off the Christmas chat you thought that was bad his chats will do this you'll be like oh so guys the other day I was fucking grocery shopping and I fucking spunked everywhere it doesn't make sense it's so true what were you doing we were talking about we've got a little getaway this King's birthday weekend three days in Coromandel and we said to each other it's going to be just the two of us
We can make it if we try. Anyway, that's on our way to this cafe. We get a coffee. We're reading the coffee news. What song comes on? Just the two of us.
Whoa. You're telling me just the two of us played in a coffee shop?
But after we had sang it.
Were you singing it together or just you singing it?
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