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The Morning Rumble

ON-AIR ๐ŸŸข - Creech's Haggis Came Through His Kilt

16 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What naughty things did the hosts do as kids?

0.031 - 2.397 Unknown

This is a podcast from Rover.

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4.132 - 8.538 Bryce

The Morning Rumble Podcast, or as Moles calls it, Pointless.

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8.558 - 13.886 Rog

Naughtiest thing you did as a kid. So, Bryce, you'd forged your dad's signature to get ciggies at the dairy.

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13.966 - 19.073 Bryce

Correct, because that's what you had brought up in memory. I was back for Dad's 80th a couple of weeks ago, and he was like, you remember when you did that?

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Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about working with their partners?

19.093 - 36.339 Bryce

Because we were talking about the kids being naughty. And he was like, mate, you can talk. I'd like devious intent at times as a young kid. The thing is, because I always had to change schools. We moved around heaps as a kid. And so I think I was always new boy, and I must have done it as some sort of coping mechanism. That's unsettling, isn't it? To impress people or whatever it was.

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36.399 - 40.545 Bryce

But because you're such a shit, you're getting run out of town. That's why you moved.

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Chapter 3: What is Creech's Corner and what does it involve?

40.565 - 61.715 Bryce

It's a real story. Yeah, it had nothing to do with Dad being transferred. No. But yeah, I worked out how to forge his signatures. I would write letters, and the scam worked for about a year. And the dairy owner believed my dad was crippled. Which was what was used back then. Which was used back then because that's what I'd say. And I'd get milk, bread, and a pack of B&H special food.

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61.795 - 62.857 Rog

That's karma, man.

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Chapter 4: What is the Sky King documentary about?

63.437 - 80.595 Rog

That's bad. Was there ever a part of him that said... Because, I mean, that is actually in a way quite... And it got found out. In a way, that's quite clever for a kid to go... Because you were 12, 13, would you think? 12. To go, like, Dad's at home, he's in a wheelchair, whatever, so I've got to get his cigarettes. I mean, that is quite clever, yeah.

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80.575 - 92.307 Bryce

And I was saying to you guys off air, like the dairy owner, lovely guy, he would be like, and how's dad? With genuine concern. And some days I'd be in a bit of a rush and I'd be like, not the best.

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Chapter 5: What happened during the review of the Sky King documentary?

93.689 - 95.691 Mel

Oh, that's so bad. You milked it.

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95.851 - 105.902 Bryce

Must return. Now, did you ever go back to that dairy and, you know, talk to the dairy or anything like that? Yeah, of course.

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Chapter 6: Who are Caleb Clarke and Stephen Perofeta?

106.502 - 114.893 Bryce

And he knew the game was up and the relationship had changed dramatically. It soured? Yeah. Like he gave me rank lollipops. Oh, not the spearmint ones.

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114.913 - 130.635 Rog

Again, calm down. And the black jelly beans. Yuck. So, I mean, you paid the price. Yeah. Paid the price for that. Mel's, when I stab someone with a compass on the school bus. That's a crime. So that's more of a crime. That guy deserved it. Well, he was bullying me, so I stabbed him in the foot with that. That's what we got together. Now, that's good from you, though, Rog.

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Chapter 7: What sports topics are discussed in Creech's Sports Fizz segment?

130.755 - 131.536 Bryce

I appreciate that.

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131.636 - 133.458 Rog

Well, yeah, you break. You do.

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133.679 - 145.766 Bryce

You get to the end of your tether, and then, yeah. That's it. You snap. Yeah, mate, we've seen it. We see it constantly. Mal, it was an audio thing you did. Just the other day, Roger was under the desk going at Mal. Trying to stab her.

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145.906 - 146.889 Mel

You probably won't believe me.

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Chapter 8: What are the highlights from the weekend's sports events?

146.969 - 150.237 Mel

I was a pretty chilled out chick. Nah, don't believe me.

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150.378 - 152.483 Caleb Clarke

We'll get you a text.

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152.463 - 170.965 Mel

Like, I actually don't. I think how I got my nickname, you know, we were talking last week about how you got these weird nicknames. Melissa the kisser, because I kept running around trying to kiss boys. I'll believe that. So Mrs. Hook rung my mum to say, you know, she's a bit promiscuous. But that was about it, I think.

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171.385 - 179.275 Bryce

One of the many calls your mum got. The funny thing is, your mum is getting those calls still from HR here.

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179.295 - 179.635

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

179.615 - 185.342 Mel

Nothing's changed. From MediaWorks. Yeah, that was probably it.

185.362 - 186.684 Bryce

Kiss and catch, what a game.

186.784 - 188.426 Unknown

Oh, that was fun. Fun times.

188.446 - 205.066 Bryce

Well, yeah, although in today's world, you certainly wouldn't suggest it at the Christmas party. Nah. Would you? Mel was playing kiss and catch, but the boys were playing statues. Oh, man, there are some horror texts. Poured petrol down a school slide with the intention to light it, then slide down.

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