ON-AIR 🟢 - Summer Balls, Pool Poopers and MOZZARELLA!!
episodePreviously titled “ON-AIR 🟢 - Summer Balls, Pool Poopers and MOZARELLA!!” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 2, 2026
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What are the challenges of dealing with summer heat?
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What unusual health concerns arise during heatwaves?
Mal.
Hi, guys.
Morning.
Good morning.
Morning. You found this one.
I did because, you know, in my news every day there's been something to do with the heat wave going on overseas.
What’s the story behind the 'pool pooper' in Wales?
Oh, yeah. Yes.
It's pretty bad over there.
And you're a journalist. I am, sweets. And it's really affecting. A lot of the men's downstairs areas, a lot of men are finding that their balls are growing to excessive sizes.
How did a fisherman survive a week lost at sea?
They're sweating and they're also quite uncomfortable. So doctors are putting out a warning to not get them caught in things because a man got them caught in a cupboard and that was really sore because they were quite bulgy.
Why hide them from me?
What annoying habits do people have that drive their partners crazy?
And also a lot of men are taking to putting things like peas on them, but they're getting stuck. Oh, yeah. We talk about this.
We talked about the women's downstairs region a few weeks ago, and they were putting icicles.
Just back to the cupboard. How do they get stuck in a cupboard?
So he went to close the cupboard, and because they were so bulgy, they got stuck.
Oh, that's just reckless. Terrible behaviour, isn't it?
Sloppy ball admin.
Rog, you've got large ones. How prominent do your balls have to be to get them caught in a cupboard? Well, I mean, they've got to be like moonhoppers, don't they? Right down there, just sort of floating around. You do that sort of stuff for fun. You're a weekend sicko.
What did the Metallica winner think about the podcast?
But the heat has never been this intense.
So they are seeing a rise in a lot more men getting swollen balls.
Mel, you're just making this up.
What’s the latest in the search for feral feet?
I am not. Look, it honestly is.
Hey, look, as an experience around the world provider, Mel, do not get trolled by these two.
So they're saying wear very loose underwear, stay hydrated, and take breaks from sitting down. Stay hydrated.
How's hydration going to help the size of your downstairs? Just a lot of water. It's going to cool your core body temperature down, boys. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, Yes, I mean, these guys, you've heard of these guys, that they get them caught in between the slats of... Tell us more.
How can you participate in the public holiday petition?
Yeah, the slats of what?
Of park benches or, you know, when they're on the beach, lounges.
No, they've heard of that.
I have heard of that.
And I've tried it. And it's a kink I'm into. And I'm cool to say it because we don't kink shame on the show. There's a thrill as you stand up. And it pulls tight.
Pulls tight, yeah.
So that's what's happening over there, the heat wave.
I mean, Brad, our boss, is over there. We might catch up with him and see how his are going. I don't know. Well, I mean, you're right. I mean, Brad is the kind of guy that would do reckless with his balls if there was ever a guy.
Why don't you ring him? We'll ask him, eh?
Imagine if you just listened to us for the first time. And someone's recommended the show. Oh, check him out. And then this is the first break. You'd be like, what is this? What is this?
It's the big stories from around the world. I'm just trying to teach you to be better with your balls.
Well, there's that one. And we are going to head next to Wales. So we've got that. We've got a serial pooper in a swimming pool in Wales. Bryce, you found the story, mate. No, I found the story. Yeah, Rod. Yeah, yeah. I'm way above that.
I'm claiming the shit in the poll story, mate.
Well, I'll tell you what, it's a great one. It's a great one. I wouldn't play it. Here's the poo fighters. In Wales, though, a swimming pool story you found for a smile. A serial pooper. Now, it's been said before, this is your station for defecation, but I mean, I think I said in the group chat we shouldn't play this. Well, we are. You did not. You said, lock it in.
Put it in the run sheet.
But we'll do it before 6.30. Did I?
Yeah.
This is where we do poopy news. And here we are. So a teenager from Wales, I have a listen, he's been caught. Made the news.
A community-run swimming pool in West Wales has been left financially drained after a teenager repeatedly defecated in the water. A 19-year-old from Cardigan admitted to a staggering 18 separate contamination incidents at the Newcastle Emlyn Charity Pool, forcing constant closures for deep cleaning.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the challenges of dealing with summer heat?
0:00–0:16
2
What unusual health concerns arise during heatwaves?
0:16–0:25
3
What’s the story behind the 'pool pooper' in Wales?
0:25–0:40
4
How did a fisherman survive a week lost at sea?
0:40–0:54
5
What annoying habits do people have that drive their partners crazy?
0:54–1:36
6
What did the Metallica winner think about the podcast?
1:36–1:44
7
What’s the latest in the search for feral feet?
1:44–2:11
8
How can you participate in the public holiday petition?
2:11–55:23