ON-AIR 🟢 - Summer Balls, Pool Poopers and MOZZARELLA!!

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Previously titled “ON-AIR 🟢 - Summer Balls, Pool Poopers and MOZARELLA!!” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 2, 2026

The Morning Rumble 55 min 5 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 2 months ago
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What are the challenges of dealing with summer heat?

This is a podcast from Rover.
Dane Coles 0:04
The Morning Rumble. We work with Jay and Dunk, those not-for-radio guys with a way bigger podcast.

What unusual health concerns arise during heatwaves?

Dane Coles 0:16
Mal.
Jo Setchell 0:17
Hi, guys.
Dane Coles 0:18
Morning.
Jo Setchell 0:18
Good morning.
Dane Coles 0:19
Morning. You found this one.
Jo Setchell 0:21
I did because, you know, in my news every day there's been something to do with the heat wave going on overseas.

What’s the story behind the 'pool pooper' in Wales?

Dane Coles 0:25
Oh, yeah. Yes.
Jo Setchell 0:26
It's pretty bad over there.
Dane Coles 0:27
And you're a journalist. I am, sweets. And it's really affecting. A lot of the men's downstairs areas, a lot of men are finding that their balls are growing to excessive sizes.

How did a fisherman survive a week lost at sea?

Dane Coles 0:40
They're sweating and they're also quite uncomfortable. So doctors are putting out a warning to not get them caught in things because a man got them caught in a cupboard and that was really sore because they were quite bulgy.
Mario Melchiot 0:52
Why hide them from me?

What annoying habits do people have that drive their partners crazy?

Dane Coles 0:54
And also a lot of men are taking to putting things like peas on them, but they're getting stuck. Oh, yeah. We talk about this.
Jo Setchell 1:01
We talked about the women's downstairs region a few weeks ago, and they were putting icicles.
Dane Coles 1:06
Just back to the cupboard. How do they get stuck in a cupboard?
Jo Setchell 1:10
So he went to close the cupboard, and because they were so bulgy, they got stuck.
Dane Coles 1:14
Oh, that's just reckless. Terrible behaviour, isn't it?
Sloppy ball admin.
Dane Coles 1:20
Rog, you've got large ones. How prominent do your balls have to be to get them caught in a cupboard? Well, I mean, they've got to be like moonhoppers, don't they? Right down there, just sort of floating around. You do that sort of stuff for fun. You're a weekend sicko.

What did the Metallica winner think about the podcast?

Dane Coles 1:36
But the heat has never been this intense.
Jo Setchell 1:38
So they are seeing a rise in a lot more men getting swollen balls.
Dane Coles 1:42
Mel, you're just making this up.

What’s the latest in the search for feral feet?

Jo Setchell 1:44
I am not. Look, it honestly is.
Dane Coles 1:46
Hey, look, as an experience around the world provider, Mel, do not get trolled by these two.
Jo Setchell 1:51
So they're saying wear very loose underwear, stay hydrated, and take breaks from sitting down. Stay hydrated.
Dane Coles 1:58
How's hydration going to help the size of your downstairs? Just a lot of water. It's going to cool your core body temperature down, boys. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, Yes, I mean, these guys, you've heard of these guys, that they get them caught in between the slats of... Tell us more.

How can you participate in the public holiday petition?

Jo Setchell 2:11
Yeah, the slats of what?
Dane Coles 2:12
Of park benches or, you know, when they're on the beach, lounges.
Jo Setchell 2:17
No, they've heard of that.
Dane Coles 2:18
I have heard of that.
Mario Melchiot 2:19
And I've tried it. And it's a kink I'm into. And I'm cool to say it because we don't kink shame on the show. There's a thrill as you stand up. And it pulls tight.
Dane Coles 2:32
Pulls tight, yeah.
So that's what's happening over there, the heat wave.
Dane Coles 2:35
I mean, Brad, our boss, is over there. We might catch up with him and see how his are going. I don't know. Well, I mean, you're right. I mean, Brad is the kind of guy that would do reckless with his balls if there was ever a guy.
Mario Melchiot 2:48
Why don't you ring him? We'll ask him, eh?
Dane Coles 2:51
Imagine if you just listened to us for the first time. And someone's recommended the show. Oh, check him out. And then this is the first break. You'd be like, what is this? What is this?
Jo Setchell 3:02
It's the big stories from around the world. I'm just trying to teach you to be better with your balls.
Dane Coles 3:07
Well, there's that one. And we are going to head next to Wales. So we've got that. We've got a serial pooper in a swimming pool in Wales. Bryce, you found the story, mate. No, I found the story. Yeah, Rod. Yeah, yeah. I'm way above that.
Mario Melchiot 3:25
I'm claiming the shit in the poll story, mate.
Dane Coles 3:28
Well, I'll tell you what, it's a great one. It's a great one. I wouldn't play it. Here's the poo fighters. In Wales, though, a swimming pool story you found for a smile. A serial pooper. Now, it's been said before, this is your station for defecation, but I mean, I think I said in the group chat we shouldn't play this. Well, we are. You did not. You said, lock it in.
Bruno Satin 3:51
Put it in the run sheet.
Dane Coles 3:51
But we'll do it before 6.30. Did I?
Yeah.
Dane Coles 3:54
This is where we do poopy news. And here we are. So a teenager from Wales, I have a listen, he's been caught. Made the news.
A community-run swimming pool in West Wales has been left financially drained after a teenager repeatedly defecated in the water. A 19-year-old from Cardigan admitted to a staggering 18 separate contamination incidents at the Newcastle Emlyn Charity Pool, forcing constant closures for deep cleaning.

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