ON-AIR π’ - That Horrid Hoof Gave Me Athletes Eye
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What shambolic surgeries are discussed in the episode?
This is a podcast from Rover. The Morning Rumble Podcast. The kind of podcast you mow your lawns to. We hit round the back today. It's Tales from the South. I'm not talking about Southland, I'm talking about your butthole. So he hit it, and one place he knew he could hide something is ass. Yes, Moles, famous for your D stories, you know. Your fruit and veg, all that sort of thing. But we're heading around the back, as you said as well, Bryce, nature's pocket. So another story. What's been going on? In Houston, Texas, 43-year-old Sheila Osman was arrested after allegedly gluing her husband's cheeks together while he slept after discovering he'd been cheating. Oh, yeah, good.
What vulnerable moment does Liam Lawson share?
You glue them. Oh, my God.
What are New Zealand's most feral feet stories?
So he's asleep and she sneaks in with some gorilla glue or something. According to reports. Really? Why has Rog gone as specific Connor? I was like, you know a bit too much. Rog uses PVA glue. It looks like it. Anyway, according to reports, she became suspicious over late-night messages, secretive behaviour before deciding on a revenge plan that ended up with paramedics being called the next morning. Nice. They had to use professional skin-safe solvents and specialised adhesive remover wipes to break down the molecules of the glue without destroying his ass. I'd tear that asshole. You wouldn't want to.
Why does Rog dislike Fluffy Fridays?
You wouldn't want to, Miles. Sorry, I was just wrong movie reference. Yeah, sorry, anything else? Once it softens, the glue, they use a smooth, blunt surgical instrument like a spatula. To slowly roll and slide the skin layers apart. Oh, yeah. This is how we're starting shows. I like it.
What outrageous stories from Australia are shared?
Outrageous scoring. God, he must have been in a deep sleep for her to be able to stick them together like that. Good call, Matt. Hey, look, nothing wrong with a bit of butt play. Not judging. Don't do that. Seems excessive. Yeah, good call, Matt.
How does the episode explore the concept of revenge in bizarre stories?
Where'd you get this from? Creech sent it to me. Oh, Creech. Where'd you find this? Have you checked this story? Where'd you get that? I'm not going to lie. I think it might be fake. What? But it reads like a news story. I know, I've been beavering away trying to find something. Sorry, but this has slipped through the cracks. Now, I knew that you... That was not true. I knew the creature doubted its legitimacy.
What are the implications of having outrageous stories in media?
Of course. And that's why I asked that question. And so I've gone on to... Can I do a bit of further research for you here? The cheek of you, of course. Nice, Miles. Thanks. So, yes, there is a documented real-life case where a woman did exactly that, along with a few other bizarre acts of vengeance, right? So there was the super-glued cheating husband set up. There's been this urban legend since Reservoir Dogs. Oh, okay. Right? It actually did happen in Pennsylvania in 2000. A woman named Gayle O'Toole discovered her boyfriend, Kenneth, and started dating someone else. Sorry, Kenneth. So instead of a standard breakup, she invited him over to her house and waited for him. Waited for him to walk by. Waited for him to fall asleep.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. And executed an incredibly aggressive plan where she superglued his body completely together.
What lessons can be learned from the discussion on feet and personal grooming?
She didn't stop there. She also superglued his genitals to his abdomen. Oh! That's not okay. Hang on, hang on, hang on. But how did it reap? She folded him up. And used nail polish to write profanity across his back. better story than mine. Way better. The victim eventually woke up, realised his predicament and had to walk a mile to an MI gas station. Walk a mile in my shoes, mate. I'm Kenneth. To ask for help with a super glued dick. Are you sure that's not AI? That's incredible. Well, I added that language. And anyway, he ended up getting $46,000 in damages. Is that it? Is that it? Oh, man. I was going to say worth it. And there's a strange trend that, interestingly, they call it ostention, which is where people hear an old urban legend and then actively choose to go out and act it in real life.
And after that 2000 incident, a few other copycat revenge glue crimes made headlines, including a higher profile 2009 case, where... Where a group of four women, a wife and three girlfriends, found out about they all had the same man.
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Chapters
8 chapters
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What shambolic surgeries are discussed in the episode?
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What vulnerable moment does Liam Lawson share?
0:44β0:47
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What are New Zealand's most feral feet stories?
0:47β1:31
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Why does Rog dislike Fluffy Fridays?
1:31β1:50
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What outrageous stories from Australia are shared?
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How does the episode explore the concept of revenge in bizarre stories?
2:04β2:34
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What are the implications of having outrageous stories in media?
2:34β3:23
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What lessons can be learned from the discussion on feet and personal grooming?
3:23β52:12