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What life-saving story does the guest share about their mother?
This is a podcast from Rover. The Morning Rumble podcast. Like IBS for your ear holes. I mean, you've got a great mum saving your life story there. Of course.
Unbelievable.
What is a Vampire D facial and how does it work?
Oh, I know the rock phone. Text in 3520. Now, Tay, what happened to you?
What crazy thing did a lotto winner do after winning?
So I have two girls. I was holding my youngest baby in my arms and my oldest daughter was in a pink electric car driving across the road. She had already gone and then I walked across with her and a car came around the corner, clipped into my hip and Pushed my foot into the asphalt and I lost half my big toe. So my mum didn't save my life even though she brought me into the world.
What humorous experience did the hosts share about feet?
But I saved both my daughter's lives by being where I was standing. Stopped him from hurting my oldest daughter and holding my youngest daughter.
Now, did the car come around the corner? A lot going on there to start packing this bit. Did the car come around the corner at pace?
What incident led to Mitch getting choked out?
Should you have been crossing the road at that time?
Well, he actually wasn't indicating, and I had already crossed over, so I was already on the road when he came round his corner. It was raining, it was three o'clock in the afternoon, and we were in a school zone. So, I mean, he probably should have been paying a little bit more attention and doing the road rules by indicating. And he's crazy seeing me, but didn't see my oldest daughter in her car, so... If I wasn't where I was, we do not want to think about the imagination of that. Yeah, keep both my girls alive. Awesome on you.
You lost your toe?
Yes, I lost half my big toe, so I have lots of issues with that. So I do not have a toenail anymore. I have cool orthotic shoes at the hospital help me.
What predictions does Bryce make about the All Blacks?
I've got a little artificial limb toenail that I can paint. Yeah. It can be girly enough.
We actually asked for, did your mum save you? Technically, this doesn't count.
What preparations are needed for going bush?
Yeah. So if you could put one of your kids on and we'll do it that way. Did you save your life, Isabella?
And also, amazing. She's just asking her daughter. Rog, don't over-talk the daughter, mate. Can you ask Isabella again? Hey, Isabella.
Can you tell this man that Mummy saved your life when I was holding you? Can you say yes? Yes.
No, that's not enough for us. Thanks. Thanks so much, Ty. Have a great day. It was awesome. Good on you, mate. Thanks for the call.
Have a good day, guys.
Thank you. See you later.
What funny stories come from mishaps in the bush?
As your mum saved your life, you text coming in, we'll get to more next, Miles3520. My mum saved my life from a fire that me and another cousin caused. Uh-oh. So you get saved and then you're about to... Get in trouble? Almost wish you were back in the fire. This one just came in now. My mum saved my life sending me to rehab. Been sober since July 2020. Shut up. Great achievement. Six years.
Dry July.
Would have started for people who are into that around the country today. Yes, of course. That is today, yeah. And great stuff. Great tips. Shut up, mate. When I was about nine years old, says Ryan in a text, I was playing with a 20-cent piece in my mouth while lying in bed. Yeah, it fell into my throat. I started choking. I ran into the lounge turning blue. Mum whacked me on the back. Oh, boy. I spat that 20-piece out on the lounge floor. Yes, Mum. Boy, that would have been scary for me. Oh, yeah. It's funny. I've got little kids. It's funny how you actually have to tell them. Don't put that in your mouth. You idiot. Yeah, I mean, Ruben was here last year. You were celebrating your anniversary. And I remember we were on air actually doing the podcast or something and I saw the panic in his eyes when he put something in his mouth and he was just choking and he managed to get it out.
But you're straight away, bang, so quick. It's your son. You're still going. It's continual. It's Daily.
It's never ending.
Roger, you put 20 cent pieces in your butthole, don't you? Oh, that's not wrong. Under the text. My mum saved me from drowning aged two, floating face down in the river while my siblings aged 11 and 13 were supposed to be watching me, clearly weren't. That's from Leanne. Sounds like a bit of a gaslighting tour of your kids there.
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Chapters
8 chapters
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What life-saving story does the guest share about their mother?
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What is a Vampire D facial and how does it work?
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What crazy thing did a lotto winner do after winning?
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What humorous experience did the hosts share about feet?
0:39β0:54
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What incident led to Mitch getting choked out?
0:54β1:46
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What predictions does Bryce make about the All Blacks?
1:46β1:59
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What preparations are needed for going bush?
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What funny stories come from mishaps in the bush?
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