Can SOMEONE Help Us Solve This Real Life Mystery!
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Kempis Warehouse is the place to go if you want to get yourself some Revlon Colorstay Skin Awaken. Now, I know when I walked in this morning, both boys said, Mark, your skin is something else. I said it was plump. Plump was a word that was used.
I was like, you look like you've had beautiful skin care day.
And I did. Because before I came into work today, I used Revlon Colorstay Skin Awaken.
Honestly.
You look alive. Ignore the fact that there still is a rapper on this, but if I was... Okay, Mark, we can't lie, Mark.
We can't just blatantly lie and say we didn't... If I was... You can't bring that rule in now, Jordan. Yeah. Nah, but like... You can't bring that rule... What do we have without that?
No, but now you're saying we're lying. He said I put this on before I came to work. Like, that's just... I know. Maybe I went a little too far.
Put it on now. Here is what I would insist that you all understand, that if you are a fan of Revlon Colorstay Skin Awaken, best place to grab it... Kimus Warehouse, who, ironically, powered sponsors of The Morning Shift.
Yes, they are. Bahi Monday with LDV. Built to help Kiwis work harder every day.
Let's go!
Never fold. Ten toes down, baby. You know who it is. I'm trying to be like you, mother. Shush. It's too late to turn back now.
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Yes! Kia ora, good morning, good evening and everything in between. It's the LDV. Let me repeat that, LDV. Mahi Monday, we here for our morning shifters from our misters. To our sisters. We back for another show just in case you missed us. It's another week to lock in, it's another week to be great, it's another Monday, let's go and get it.
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And if we ain't number one in the charts, hopefully we're number one in your life.
Let's get it, get it. Come on now, it's another week. That's a good week. Remember the week we had last week? It was a great week. And I'm going to get to this later. The sun is entering into Leo. There is a change going on potentially. Look, you know, we'll have a bit of fun with that. But guys, enjoy the new energy.
The sun is shining. The sun is shining. The weather is gleaming. All right. Okay. Unlocked in. We've got another week, Ship Nation. Can't wait for it. What's on the show for us today? Jordan. Oh, we've got a show. It's been a minute. I'm bringing back... Nah.
Basically, a Kiwi way of saying no or yes or yes or no. Dessert edition. Ooh.
Ooh, dessert edition. Because you can get dessert horribly wrong.
You can.
You know what I mean? You can. And there are some dessert items that generally sit on menus. And I'm like, who would ever order that? And why is it still consistently on restaurant menus?
The older I get, the more I appreciate a dessert, though. Like, if you go to someone's house and they've... oh leave some room for dessert i've cooked up oh something that does something to my soul thank you i used to be like yo just taking too long i want to go out there you know i want to go get this wrapped up but no you've taken the time now that i'm old i'd even like to stay a little bit longer and have that cup of tea with some you know some chocolate mints after after nine minutes you know after nine minutes seven i think seven uh also on the show something needs to be addressed
Something, I can't say too much right now. I haven't been able to sleep all weekend. Thank you. We're going to leave it, but something needs to be addressed on the show.
And we're going to do it a little bit later. Don't worry. The person that will be held to account is Matuomak. Let's keep going. What were we saying?
I would like to take care of the chicken today. Please. Because Jordan, myself, and my mum were a part of a Black Mirror episode. Finish that. Grow up. I'm not. Grow up. Grow up. I just want you to continue to talk.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:02–10:26
2
What is the package mystery involving Jordan and Brook's mum?
10:26–17:51
3
How did the hosts react to the strange Auckland FC kit delivery?
17:51–25:19
4
What is 'Daily Bread' and which current events are covered first?
25:19–32:39
5
How is Leo season described and what horoscope advice is given?
32:39–43:10
Speakers
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