No One EVER Let Brook Do Impressions Again

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How does the episode introduce the hosts and sponsors in the intro?

Daniel McDonnell 0:02
Oh, I do miss these. The reason I say I miss these is because it means that my baby has grown up. But I have the Swisper's Baby's Cleansing Wipes. Yes. And there's nothing better than just knowing that your baby is clean.
Damien Jordan 0:14
See, I have a baby. I'll be using those. You'll be using these? Because Keon's nose just seems to always be a little bit snotty at the moment.
Daniel McDonnell 0:21
It's a tap, those things, ain't it?
Damien Jordan 0:22
It's an eyesore for me. Like, I don't like leaving the hupe on their nose too long because I'm like, honestly, it makes me think that I'm a bad parent. So I'll be using my undershirt sometimes. Whatever. Turn my t-shirt inside out. At all costs. I know, but those are the better to use.
Daniel McDonnell 0:38
But if you use these, you feel like a good parent. If you want to feel like a good parent, like I'm doing well by my kid, my kid is getting the best out of life, get the Swispers. Swispers? Swispers. Swispers. Swispers. I was like, there's so many S's in here.
Matua Marc 0:52
Four S's in a six-letter word. I thought it was quite clever. Swispers, available at Chemist Warehouse. Proud sponsors of The Morning Shift.
Unknown 0:59
Rolling with Chemist Warehouse.
Daniel McDonnell 1:05
Let's go. Never fold. Ten turns down, baby. You know who it is. I'm trying to be like you, mother.
Kyle Collier 1:13
Shush. It's too late to turn back now. The Morning Shift. Powered by Unimedia.

What booking mistake did Mark share during the Check-In and how can you avoid it?

Daniel McDonnell 1:24
Yes, Carter, good morning, good evening, and everything in between. So we on Wednesday. We here for our morning shift. It's from our misters to our sisters. We back for another show just in case you missed this. So proud about United Media. We are halfway through the week. We are halfway through the year.
Damien Jordan 1:41
Keep pushing, ship nation. Keep pushing. Keep pushing.
Daniel McDonnell 1:44
Stay blessed.
Damien Jordan 1:45
We've got you covered like sundress. Welcome to officially the number one show. If you call down under your home, welcome to new media.
Unknown 1:50
The People's Media.
Damien Jordan 1:55
Mads. Mads. Mads. Mads. Mads. Mads. Mads. Mads. Mads. Mads. Hey, it's Wednesday, and I just want to remind you, as cold as it is down at the bottom of the world where we are, Aotearoa, New Zealand, stay in it. We're a day closer to summer. Our winter, no lips. Winter's important. I can't remember why.
Daniel McDonnell 2:18
We're a day closer to summer. Yeah, I know.
Matua Marc 2:20
We're in the heart of it right now. That's how I feel about it, though. No lips, winter. That's what it feels like, hey. It feels like we're sharing our winters with the actual season, and right now it's like... Oh, bro. Right there. All up on us. Right there.
Daniel McDonnell 2:38
Hey, what's on the show for you today, Chef Nation?
Damien Jordan 2:40
We've got a few things on the show today. Yes, I have a story about the All Blacks that I don't, that I was hesitant to share. However, I think it's, I think it's hilarious. Okay. Okay.

Which headlines and fun facts come up in Daily Bread's news roundup?

Daniel McDonnell 2:52
We also have the men's den in there. Human design.
Matua Marc 2:55
Human design. Human design. Yeah, human design. You're talking my language now. Human design, I want to ask you guys, we're going to work out what we are in the human design order. So like there's a projector, there's a, I can't remember them all off by heart, but ultimately a bit of a questionnaire as to working out what the three of us are on the show. I've done this before. Have you? I can't remember what I am. Do you know which one you are? I can't remember what I am. Just like a generator, a projector. I'm a generator. You're a generator? Man, it's super interesting, Brooke. You'll love it. And just because I hope you love it too.
Damien Jordan 3:23
I hope you're not making us do the online quiz because it takes like half an hour.
Matua Marc 3:25
No, no, no. I've written down. I've done the easiest one. That's all. Thanks to our mates at Spades Helping Mates. Be better mates.
Daniel McDonnell 3:32
And there's one person in the world that everybody loves. His name's Robert Irwin. Mmm. Find me someone who don't like that, man.
Damien Jordan 3:38
He helped me conquer my fear.
Daniel McDonnell 3:39
Right?
Damien Jordan 3:41
Like that?
Daniel McDonnell 3:41
Yeah, like that. You couldn't have done it without him? I would like to talk about Robert Irwin later on in the show as well. I love that.
Matua Marc 3:47
I just want to say for my check-in, earlier on in the week, actually, I'm going to take this off. This is annoying me now.
Damien Jordan 3:51
Yeah, you've got like a full skip.
Matua Marc 3:52
Yeah, sorry. That was a thermal. Keep your ears warm when you go for your big long walks.

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