They Bought An ALPACA After A Night Out And COMPLETELY FORGOT!
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What’s the story behind the accidental alpaca purchase?
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You go to jump this morning? Yeah. Yes I did. I went to CrossFit. CrossFit? CrossFit. I didn't think it's warm enough yet. I was still I was feeling my age. I was feeling 36 this morning. It just wasn't quite warm enough just yet. But I'm trying to get a few uh
some winds in.
Those cardio ones in a little forty five. What do you do? A little forty fiver
this morning? You know, I saw something yesterday. Sorry side note before we get into the show, but I just wanted to acknowledge you because I know you're doing a good job as a parent.
Oh wow, thank you.
Yeah, yeah, I saw Keon yesterday in the video that you posted of him demolishing the chicken bone. And I said My boy raising him right. He that that son of yours left left no piece of chicken.
That's it.
I said I'm a proud uncle right now.
Exactly. And if you s if you've seen my chicken bones, Ali, I d I don't I don't eat them down like that.
I sometimes think they're poured chicken.
I don't eat them down like that. Then
they have to go, we get it we need chicken. But Keon's around bro clean that thing up. This this
this this is a generational cycle that I you know I haven't passed on. So
He's already breaking the cycle. Oh, he had dead. Love that. I'm a proud uncle and a proud friend of how you're raising your kids. Thank you for having me. On the show today. What did you buy when you got a little forcey? Would you buy when you got a little horsey?
Oh, those Instagram ads will get me when I'm horsey.
Right.
Straight up. Right. But they don't
give you a chance to breathe because it's like scroll scroll there at scrolls. I bought these Velcro
clip I bought these Velcro straps for the gym and they have like a metal clip. Cause you know how the grip You know. You know the group See, the fact that you guys don't know this means you're not shifting turnaround like I do, clearly. If you really if you if you if you're lifting a lot of weight, especially with a bar, often when it when it when you're doing like pull and back exercises, you'll feel like your grip goes before your strength goes.
Only if you haven't got everything in in unison. Your scrip your grip should make you better. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Work on your grip straight. Work on your grip so the reason. What the
reason why you have straps and these accessories is so that you don't have to concentrate on your grip. You can just concentrate on the pull. I've seen some phones already with
big bags so don't wear the mat. All I'm saying, I'm
trying to improve myself. So I put these Velko straps with a little middle lock that goes on the So you wear the straight
I haven't used them once.
Right.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What’s the story behind the accidental alpaca purchase?
0:01–8:23
2
How did the crew’s “horsey” night lead to the craziest online buys?
8:23–22:15
3
What are the wildest “horsey” purchases shared by the Shifters?
22:15–33:03
4
Why do the hosts warn against buying alpacas while drunk?
33:03–46:50
5
What’s the price range for buying an alpaca and why is it insane?
46:50–48:12
Speakers
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