This LIFE After DEATH Theory Is Unbelievable!
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What happens during the show's intro and sponsor messages?
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Yes! Kia ora, good morning, good evening, and everything in between. So let's get it, get it. Friday, we here for our morning shift. This is from our misters. Hey! To our sisters. We back for another show, just in case you missed us. Do the dip. So powered by, you know, media. It is the weekend. It's right there. I can smell it. I can taste it. It's so close, but it's Friday. Let's lock it.
Smells like cleaning our rooms. Doing the dishes. Vacuuming the house. Stay blessed. Don't stress. We've got you covered like a sundress. Welcome to officially the number one show. If you're cool down under your home, welcome to new media. The People's Media. Media! Let's push! That was a good one. Little break, little break. It's almost there, eh? Everything you want, nothing you don't. Real people, real talk.
And we ain't number one on the charts. Hopefully, we're number one in your heart.
I just noticed the craft that goes into that. You start the music low and it builds as you build. I never noticed the delicate touch there. Sorry if I'm giving away game right now.
It's the craft. It's the craft of what we do.
I apologise for not noticing that earlier.
All blacks do what they do. The warriors do what they do. We do what we do do.
I forget that we paint five times a week.
We do. We do. Our canvas. No, we try to. We try to. And every day, blank canvas. We're lucky we get to talk on it. No one's ever happy with a painting either.
Always feedback. Always feedback. But we love that.
We do love that. We do. It's a Friday? And today is a Friday. What have we got on the show for you today, Stan?
Yes, we've got Stan Walker on the show. And he's always funny. But he's announcing a new show. But trust me, there's a few jokes in there and a couple stories that you don't want to miss because... That's just hilarious. That's hilarious. And he has his first headline show in many years, and he's getting the orchestral treatment. Yeah, that's the one, yeah. The orchestra treatment.
Which is exciting. Stan's family, right? Stan is family. Oh, 100%.
He's brotherhood.
If you could imagine Shifters as your driver to work today, whatever it is you're doing, last day of school holidays, thank you. Maybe you'd be able to put yourself in the same shoes as us. When Stan comes into the studio, it's not like talking to anyone else. It's like you've got somebody here who you can go to a whole nother level with. I was thinking, I always think to myself too, how cool would it be that every single guest you could hit that kind of, but you never can because you're always, there's always distance.
Trying to find that line of being familiar and comfortable.
You won't hear Stan like Stan is with us like with anyone else.
I also think Stan's like, even though he is my friend, I always am amazed every time I watch him live. I'm almost like reminded because we're close and you can forget, but he's actually one of the greatest voices our nation's ever had. And it's a special performance. So to have that with an orchestra as well, we'll be talking about that.
No, I agree with you because Stan is such a clown. Gifted. That he makes you forget that when he's out on that stage, he's such an animal. He's world class.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What happens during the show's intro and sponsor messages?
0:02–4:05
2
How did the hosts' check-in reveal generational differences and make them feel old?
4:05–21:00
3
What are the Daily Bread news highlights and cultural observances they discuss?
21:00–33:33
4
What is the 'nothingness' Life After Death theory and why does it unsettle the hosts?
33:33–42:22
Speakers
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