Was Jordan's OWN Advice The Reason For His Downfall?
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How does The Morning Shift kick off with school holiday stories and a listener giveaway?
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Christian, when's Brooke giving his bag away that he promised?
Great question.
Good question. Yeah. Lovely question. It was supposed to be yesterday. Forgot it yesterday. Supposed to be today. Forgot it today. Which leaves us tomorrow. And I'm gonna give it to someone special. We've decided who it is. I I had someone in mind. Or I had a target audience in mind. Don't know who the person is yet, but uh there is a bag with a lot of goodies coming your way.
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Give me some Let's go!
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That's us, baby. You only know what time it is, baby. Let's push. Stay blessed. Stay stressed. We've got to cover like a sundress. Welcome to officially the number one show. If you call down under your home, welcome to a new video. The beatballs media.
Why did Jordan stay up wondering if his friends had played rock-paper-scissors fairly?
Take a shoots off at the door. Everything you want, nothing you don't. Real people, real talk. If we ain't number one of the charts, hopefully we're number one you leave.
It's get
it, get it! How's your ideas? How are all your ideas going for the great uh school holidays? For those who, like me, uh have had their kids sitting around the house doing nutter.
Can I make some people jealous? Go
on then. Go on then.
Uh last Saturday morning Uh my mum and dad took all of the kids up.
Yeah, thank you, mate. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. For everybody else who lives in reality.
Uh where both sets of grandparents live in the same in
You know what? Uh
Are you actually telling me? What what?
He's gonna fight.
Hey
um,
no, respectively I'm talking about my family. Okay, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry.
Um both sets of grandparents live within one point two kilometers of each other. Oh great. And so they're able just to go back and forth. Yeah. Wow.
Yeah.
They're little one point two
Yeah.
Yeah. You
figured it out. They're
there the whole
week. Yes. You guys can see a Christmas.
Last night we had we had dinner, whatever we wanted. Then we watched Mobland episode two. We
didn't watch that. Good. We didn't
clean the house like we usually, because we'll do that today.
Up glad I kept you up for that. Beautiful. Glad everyone right now is clapping for you, making ourselves feel good in our currency. I hope everybody at home who has got their kids at home and are having to do home things are are surviving the second third.
I should just get it. I go I got I gotta get a good shout out in here too. Winter's auntie. Shout out to Auntie Paddy. She ticks on a Sunday. We kinda got a thing going where she takes Winter for the week. And it's not it's not it's Oh you got a week too. I got a week.
What are you over there talking about to me?
You know what? Both yes. Both yes. Both yes. Both years. You know what shifters? We're going through it. We love our kids. Uh hey, we've got plenty of ideas up our sleeves. Thanks, weather, for playing your part in all of the school holidays as well. What
are you complaining about? Your kids are like 30. Like it's fine. They know how to do everything.
You come home to a clean house? I'm being re I'm being reflected. Turn yourself on your own mic now. Okay. No, no, I'm gonna. But we're giving up on the show.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
How does The Morning Shift kick off with school holiday stories and a listener giveaway?
0:02–1:59
2
Why did Jordan stay up wondering if his friends had played rock-paper-scissors fairly?
1:59–10:27
3
What New Zealand news and election reminders are covered in the Daily Bread?
10:27–14:02
4
Could bots be taking over social media and influencing what people see online?
14:02–19:07
5
How can real-world community connections help people escape doomscrolling?
19:07–22:04
6
What thoughtful everyday gestures show that love is an action?
22:04–24:53
7
What are the sweetest partner gestures, from saving for an engagement ring to making playlists?
24:53–35:34
8
How do romantic gestures like learning a language or caring for a partner show real love?
35:34–41:26
Speakers
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