Was Jordan's OWN Advice The Reason For His Downfall?

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How does The Morning Shift kick off with school holiday stories and a listener giveaway?

Matua Marc 0:02
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Damien Jordan 0:31
Christian, when's Brooke giving his bag away that he promised?
Matua Marc 0:35
Great question.
Daniel McDonnell 0:36
Good question. Yeah. Lovely question. It was supposed to be yesterday. Forgot it yesterday. Supposed to be today. Forgot it today. Which leaves us tomorrow. And I'm gonna give it to someone special. We've decided who it is. I I had someone in mind. Or I had a target audience in mind. Don't know who the person is yet, but uh there is a bag with a lot of goodies coming your way.
Matua Marc 0:54
Please just if we promise. What I'm just saying, it's gonna be done. You gotta build it out. Chemist warehouse, proud sponsors of the morning shift.
Jordan River 1:06
Give me some Let's go!
Daniel McDonnell 1:09
Never fold. Ten toes down, baby. You know who it is? I'm trying to be like a you,
Matua Marc 1:15
mother. Shush, it's too late to turn back now. The morning shift. Powered by the people's media.
Jordan River 1:26
Yes, Kata, good morning, good evening, and everything in between us and we are
Daniel McDonnell 1:31
Wiz there. We here for our morning shifters from our misters. We back for another show just in case you missed us. Do the dish it's
Jordan River 1:40
a power by whose media? The people's media!
Damien Jordan 1:45
That's us, baby. You only know what time it is, baby. Let's push. Stay blessed. Stay stressed. We've got to cover like a sundress. Welcome to officially the number one show. If you call down under your home, welcome to a new video. The beatballs media.

Why did Jordan stay up wondering if his friends had played rock-paper-scissors fairly?

Damien Jordan 1:59
Take a shoots off at the door. Everything you want, nothing you don't. Real people, real talk. If we ain't number one of the charts, hopefully we're number one you leave.
Jordan River 2:07
It's get
Matua Marc 2:07
it, get it! How's your ideas? How are all your ideas going for the great uh school holidays? For those who, like me, uh have had their kids sitting around the house doing nutter.
Damien Jordan 2:22
Can I make some people jealous? Go
Matua Marc 2:23
on then. Go on then.
Damien Jordan 2:24
Uh last Saturday morning Uh my mum and dad took all of the kids up.
Matua Marc 2:31
Yeah, thank you, mate. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. For everybody else who lives in reality.
Damien Jordan 2:37
Uh where both sets of grandparents live in the same in
Matua Marc 2:40
You know what? Uh
Damien Jordan 2:43
Are you actually telling me? What what?
Matua Marc 2:45
He's gonna fight.
Damien Jordan 2:46
Hey
Matua Marc 2:46
um,
Damien Jordan 2:48
no, respectively I'm talking about my family. Okay, sorry,
Matua Marc 2:50
sorry, sorry, sorry.
Damien Jordan 2:52
Um both sets of grandparents live within one point two kilometers of each other. Oh great. And so they're able just to go back and forth. Yeah. Wow.
Matt Chandler 3:01
Yeah.
Damien Jordan 3:01
They're little one point two
Daniel McDonnell 3:03
Yeah.
Damien Jordan 3:04
Yeah. You
Daniel McDonnell 3:04
figured it out. They're
Damien Jordan 3:06
there the whole
Daniel McDonnell 3:06
week. Yes. You guys can see a Christmas.
Damien Jordan 3:09
Last night we had we had dinner, whatever we wanted. Then we watched Mobland episode two. We
Daniel McDonnell 3:16
didn't watch that. Good. We didn't
Damien Jordan 3:18
clean the house like we usually, because we'll do that today.
Matua Marc 3:22
Up glad I kept you up for that. Beautiful. Glad everyone right now is clapping for you, making ourselves feel good in our currency. I hope everybody at home who has got their kids at home and are having to do home things are are surviving the second third.
Daniel McDonnell 3:36
I should just get it. I go I got I gotta get a good shout out in here too. Winter's auntie. Shout out to Auntie Paddy. She ticks on a Sunday. We kinda got a thing going where she takes Winter for the week. And it's not it's not it's Oh you got a week too. I got a week.
Damien Jordan 3:47
What are you over there talking about to me?
Matua Marc 3:50
You know what? Both yes. Both yes. Both yes. Both years. You know what shifters? We're going through it. We love our kids. Uh hey, we've got plenty of ideas up our sleeves. Thanks, weather, for playing your part in all of the school holidays as well. What
Damien Jordan 4:04
are you complaining about? Your kids are like 30. Like it's fine. They know how to do everything.
Daniel McDonnell 4:09
You come home to a clean house? I'm being re I'm being reflected. Turn yourself on your own mic now. Okay. No, no, I'm gonna. But we're giving up on the show.

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