We Created The OFFICIAL New Zealand Bingo Card!

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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

Matua Marc 0:01
Chemist Warehouse are alongside us through everything and anything. I love them. They're my cousins.

What happens when Brook almost gets an earful and how do they dodge it?

Matua Marc 0:07
Even bad breath. Let me just tell you, Red Seal Complete Care herbal and mineral toothpaste is something that I can guarantee you. It's a guarantee. Why does it never focus on you? I guarantee. This tastes good and it's also super effective if you're looking for nice teeth and great breath. Chemist Warehouse, they stock Red Seal. They stock the Red Seal Complete Care. And I guarantee you, you'll love it. Chemist Warehouse. That's the best. Proud sponsors of The Morning Shift.

What is the 'Daily Bread' segment and which current events do they highlight?

Unknown 0:36
Rolling with Chemist Warehouse. Let's push. Let's go. Never fold. Ten toes down, baby. You know who it is. I'm trying to be like you, mama. Shush. It's too late to turn back now.

How did the hosts build the OFFICIAL New Zealand Bingo Card and what items made the list?

Unknown 0:53
The Morning Shift. Powered by Unimedia.
Boom!
Unknown 1:01
Yes, kia ora, good morning, good evening and everything in between. So we are on Wednesday, we're here for our morning shift from our misters to our sisters. We are back for another show, just in case you missed us. Do the dishes. It's all about you, no media.
Daniel McDonnell 1:14
We are back for you. We love you. I just wanted just a big mihi right here. Just to let you know, we bloody love you.
Damien Jordan 1:20
We love you. We bloody love you. Don't stress. We've got you covered like a sundress. Welcome to officially the number one show. If you call down under, hit your home. Welcome to new media. The People's Media. That's cool. That's our mate. That's actually my brother, that's twin Dwayne Roderickson.
Daniel McDonnell 1:37
Anyway, everything you want, nothing you don't, real people, real talk. If we ain't number one in the charts, hopefully we're number one in your hearts.
Damien Jordan 1:43
Let's get it, get it. I just feel like this new kind of energy of goodness and positivity. And also we're getting through winter. Like we are moving a day away from winter each day.
Daniel McDonnell 1:59
What a beautiful feeling it is to feel. And the weather's kind of been good in Auckland, where we're from. Yeah, it's been smacking up here. Yeah, we had a real good week last week when you were away. Does it slap or smack? No, this slaps. Whatever it does. I almost got a tan last week.
Damien Jordan 2:13
In China. See, when I was in China, it was summer. It was sweltering. Around all of you.
Matua Marc 2:20
It reminded me of a Wellington day. We have about three or four of them. We had that every day for weeks.
Daniel McDonnell 2:28
That was the funny thing. It felt like it, but it just wasn't as good. Like, it was almost there.
Matua Marc 2:34
The southerly wasn't quite as cold. Yeah, but it just, like, you guys just, it wasn't as good.
Damien Jordan 2:38
I think the saying for Auckland is you can't beat Auckland. That's just it. No, no, that's the saying.
Daniel McDonnell 2:45
There's so many places where you could prove that wrong.
Damien Jordan 2:47
Not really.
Daniel McDonnell 2:48
You just can't beat Auckland.
Damien Jordan 2:50
There's, like, a million probably places. Good day, bad day, midday, hot day, winter's day, rainy day. Can't beat Auckland. Testament to all of you who have moved here, who have migrated here. I'm here for you, dog. From all your little villages. You're my brother. Because they were boring, okay? Hey, don't put the B word on our beautiful villages that we grew up in. Are you saying there's not opportunity where you guys come from?
Matua Marc 3:11
No, there's not as much. There's not as much opportunity. I can tell you that much.
Damien Jordan 3:15
Yeah, for sure. There's not, right?
Matua Marc 3:17
You've got to move to Auckland to be around the great storytellers.
Daniel McDonnell 3:21
Hence, Auckland is better. That's the saying. Anyway, what's on the show for you today, Shift Nation? Oh, we're going to keep a Kiwi on this one.
Damien Jordan 3:30
Back of the land of the long wire.
Daniel McDonnell 3:33
Aotearoa, if you will. We're talking about New Zealand and I witnessed just like the most New Zealand, what I deem to be a very New Zealand moment that I don't want to pass by. I just want us to be able to, and then I want to see where you maybe rank this and what you put on your scale of what's New Zealand. Like what's, ah yep, they're from New Zealand. Ah yep, that thing's New Zealand. That is on the show a little bit later. Then also,
Damien Jordan 3:55
Well, we got a special guest today. Also, Nate Jackson.
Daniel McDonnell 4:00
Comedian, stand-up, viral superstar on social media, but incredible at what he does. And stoked to have him in here.

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