The Morning Stream

TMS 2884: Eating Pennies

10 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I Don't Like Your Efficiencieeeeeeeeeees! The K Hoss. Hover Over the Sheets. A quick IN n Out with Kim. Pull off your pants and rub some dirt in it. B...

TMS 2883: Hole Milk

09 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Blueberry Bacon. Yo soy Groot! Is it too early for 18000 waters? Did you ever lose your favorite Sean Connery quote? Solving the Wendy Malik Mystery. ...

TMS 2882: Kathleen Turner Overdrive

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I Don't Like Brain Bleeeeeeeeeds! Star Trektember the Eighth. Roasty fun. Grizzle in my Spizzle. Less of a Biff, More of a Tumble. Ribbed by Brian for...

TMS 2881: Smells Like Lex

04 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Spirit in the Sky on a Horse with No Name. Tubi or not Tubi. Office hours are never to never. Keep your friends close and your Swiffer closer. This Ai...

TMS 2880: Bakery Butcher

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Meat juice. TMS Is Filmed in Front of a Live Scrolling Chatroom. Lord Kroger. Big Ol' Fat TueWednesday. I Don't Like Spiced Processed Meeeeeeeeeeeeeea...

TMS 2879: Meaty or Logical

02 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Shark Hootery. Karen Adjacent. Sausage Morning Dog. Park silly, booze for the kids. Everywhere a Subaru. Bloody Marygaritas. Christopher Lloyd Squared...

TMS 2878: California Sober

28 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pooperware. I have a title. It's a title. Doing accidental math. Dirty Sanchez Productions. Dickhouse? Dickhouse! Beethoven's unfinished Vader's March...

TMS 2877: Nerbidy Tobidics

27 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mike Hunt's Pizza. You won't notice the chunking! Pulling A 48 Hour Johnson. Cashin' my Johnny Paycheck. AND YOU CAN'T READ RICE!!!! Tony Conan Doyle....

TMS 2876: Skibidi Tradcasters

26 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Ham And Cheese Of Superpowers. Dial up predators. Lil Pink, tonight only at Red Robin. Jenna, The Vegan Predator. Pulling Harry Kim out of your As...

TMS 2875: Great balls of meat

25 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sip of Pencil Shavings. Brian puts the NO in Onion Volcano. Post Malort. How about a Boober? Keep your skibidi trad wife out of my dictionary. Dark Ph...

TMS 2874: Errant alligator

21 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Say Pie to your Mother for me. No Gagging On Air. Wilhelm Ow! Sweet Bird of Tooth. The wet blanket of authority. Scott Hit The Sleep Corner. My Nuts! ...

TMS 2873: Bloody Margarita

20 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Gotye - a band I used to know! You'll get NO Parsecs, NO Jiggly Watts, and NO LT. WARP! Da Tadpool Do what Da Tadpool Do. I Like Fresh Coffee BEEEEEEE...

TMS 2872: Real World Smithers

19 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sawed off shartguns. Churro Charo. Gavin McCloud of the Clan McCloud! Baby you can paint my Car. TMS Killed the Radio Star. Isn't that a Wal-Mart gree...

TMS 2871: We blame Ken Jonnings

18 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bill Boner works hard for you! Still Wrapped In Plastic. If you like Nobody, you'll like more Nobody. A Big Cup O' Nothin' w Brian Dunaway. Gerard But...

TMS 2870: Ice Booby Cream

14 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mexican Hawaiian Shirt. Scamming the Scammer. The Gamification of Uber! Isn't all Milk Breast Milk? The Morality of a Bagel. Matt Instruction Manual. ...

TMS 2869: GoKickMe

13 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Major Groot. Remains of the Dog. Sanctity of the Moviegoing Experience. Name Something I've Spoiled You Can't. Lost me at the Screw. Licking the Spoil...

TMS 2868: Notoriously Dead

12 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It was written for us, ya Buttholes! The Artist Formerly Known As A Free Baller. Rec-hair-mentals with Brian. THE WORST MOVIE I EVER SEE. Shard of Gui...

TMS 2867: Chonky Trash Pandas

11 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Art of Nintendo Power. Tusken Walrus. Dat's a SPICY birdseed! Old Yeller goes in the blue bin. Isn't there a bleep called bleep something. Fumble ...

TMS 2866: Gently Euthenized

07 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The old gray mare don't taste like it used to. Black Lotus Shampoo. I'm Pro Crastinating. Yokel Adjacent. A Pet Is For Life, Not For Dinner. More ceil...

TMS 2865: Vicious Licking

06 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Half-Asses now with Impending Doom. Flippin' through bikini ladies. No Nipple Wednesday. Barkalona. Mormon Atlantis. MCU's No-Hair Larry. ObsBot badu-...

TMS 2864: Illegal Vacuums

05 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I'm simulating Walking Here. Frozen dead guy days. Eat The Pie. Escape from Gandalfini. They're Really Hard To Penetrate. ProDeus Proteus. I Like Thin...

TMS 2863: Derps Per Minute

04 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Raspberry Buttholes. Shipping George Lucas Overseas. Grandma's soap taste. Even More Ivan-Hoes. Man of Steel, Woman of Tissue. I don't like wasps eeee...

TMS 2862: Mass Intoxication Event

31 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jeffrey Adolf Epstein. Isn't there a guy who owns the Smithsonian called Smith something? 1000 butts a day. I Didn't Order THCeeeeeeEEEEeeeeeeeeee! In...

TMS 2860: Vestigial Bone

30 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

He Puts The Franken In The Burger. Makin' Nerdtacular Moves. I Swallow Love Darts. Fresh from the hooter. I don't like a fake Chuck E. Cheeeeeeeeeese!...

TMS 2860: Turtle Boobs

29 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Three Sides of the Coin. Shoes Stay on, Bra Comes Off. We actually like these BEEEEEEES! I want to pleeeeeeead the fifth. The Lick of Death. Accid...

TMS 2859: Bodega Beetle

24 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rotten Tomatoes With A Pinch Of Salt. Millie Madison. You Get NO Mufky, NO Fufky & NO Lt Yar! Dudes care about their bags. Jersey Mike's pregnancy...

TMS 2858: Postquels

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Brian Went Dunaway. Going full nostril. I Hate That Fn Key! I Don't Like The Windows Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! Uranus is Hot. Casa Bonita Handoff....

TMS 2857: Thready Mercury

22 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Moiré the Merrier. Smell Brian's Hat. Extremity Scrubbing. Taylor-made. Big Money Buttholes. The Ties That Bind, Books. Ain't nobody gonna break ...

TMS 2856: Dork pillow

21 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Scott got a Gamer High Chair. Deet heaters. Juliette Brioche. That's my Donkey Kong pillow. The Balboa bimbo. Roll for Bread. Milky cheese. Steam Curl...

TMS 2855: Quantum Trek

16 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sir Mixaway. Pulling the dork. It lights up and extends. Tumor pot pie. Wymong? Wy Not Mong? Filling the Hootie Hole. She's got some juicy doubles. Gr...

TMS 2854: Spermy voices

15 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I don't like unsolicited peeeee!! Leave the Dicks on the Cutting Room Floor. Going full Gollum. Butt Cream. Millions of Spermies, Spermies for me. Too...

A chat with Ethan White

14 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Putting this on the TMS feed mainly because we think it would be a good fit for a lot of you. Ethan is pretty special kid to me, and seeing him hit hi...

TMS 2853: Chicken Registration

14 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Cleavage Crumb Catcher. Phoshitiendopeeeeeeeeeeennee. Dreamy Pools of Blue. Hootiehole. The Dog Not the Coin. Cocks Are Banned. Sea-water in the Ocula...

TMS 2852: Sidewinder Wiggle Tip

10 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Neither Take Nor Leave 10 Bucks. Swamp Crotch Alarm. Moist on Pizza. Cranking it in the shower. It tastes like chalk made a wish to be food. Aftermark...

TMS 2851: Imminent Crotch

09 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Samanthamus. Eating out of the Selena Gomez Box. Is there a Mnemonic to remember how to spell Mnemonic cos I like really wanted to know. Coax Quacks. ...

TMS 2850: Big Dusty Items

08 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Woah, Black Manta, bam-ba-lam. Ground Beef Oreos. With Great Power, Comes... Oops wrong Franchise. Superdoo. Martha Graffiti. Woofsbane with Chorizo. ...

TMS 2849: A Brief of Pelicans

07 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Clark Cornsweat Kent. Bowling Correspondence School. Neighbors shooting their stuff into the night. Eating old eggs in the sun. Planet of the Shrewdne...

TMS 2848: Pouk Egg

03 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's stuck in my Croix. Scoobie and Boobie. Sparkling Meat. Multiple Chunks of Cash. PIP POP POOM! Shit out of werewolf. Fry Egg. Sent Gift. Egg. Infr...

TMS 2847: Loaded Taco Nuts

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mario Haunts Your Dreams. Brian Reverse Cheeseburger. A Romantic Evening at PF Changs. Do It Anywhere, Do It Silently. Yes, Cooba is a Coontry. Many M...

TMS 2846: Live Dead Mouse

01 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

YOU CAN HAVE ICE! A Wee Tube. The Snake Got Rattled. Brian Couldn't PEEEEEEEEEEEE. Human Cock Fights. Three Phases Of Vegas. You Ge NO Molly, NO Poppe...

TMS 2845: Pencil Pageantry

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Let's go ferret. Black Cat Lick Or Rice. Ze people are Naked, Yavol! Shammy Tubes. Gooch Lube. Dutch Stuff Part Two. Dodged the Bush. Freezing your He...

TMS 2844: Meat Soda

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Give Me a Hamburger, Neat. Shut up The Meg. Ride it Like The Wednesday it is. Caffeinated Mormons. More Like Troper Grace, Am I Right? Caffeine Deal w...

TMS 2843: Icee Why You Like It

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Drat Vahder. The Spirit of K-Mart. I Don't Like Iceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! 1... 2... Krug is Coming for You. Antant. Draw Me with a Thicker Center Ten...

TMS 2842: Stuck in a Side Quest

23 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Final Destination: Cookies. 1-877-NO-BIKES-4-BARB. The Royal You. Energy Stroopwaffles. Creeping Down the Street with Scott. Baby got back, with Dunaw...

TMS 2841: Unfresh leftovers

18 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Never Throw Away Kim's Chi. I don't like Bre-oh-sheeeeee. Were going Dutch Marks. Red On Air Meatball. Father of the daughter of the friends. As Ameri...

TMS 2840: Fear Foam

17 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rock Bottom. Crispy Root Beer. Viscous Sugar. Thoughts and prayers for Scott's stomach. STOP SENDING SCOTT OREOS YOU MONSTERS! Brian's Convenience. Re...

TMS 2839: Carbonated Underwear

16 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Actionable Fruit. Cow-rousel. Low Fallutin'. One squirt ring of frosting. Enjoying the Dry Soup. Cameroon Crow. Ecuador, Not Mordor. Rabid M A S H Fan...

TMS 2838: Onion Latte

12 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pour Low Sugar on Me. Talk like an idiot Thursday. Sucking on it for a long time. Wouldn't hurt to have a filled cream. Ye Don't Craveee it Fortnightl...

TMS 2837: Paging Dr Butt

11 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Marry into the butt. Third Party Body Parts. South Africa on the Tip of the Thing. Penguistan. Horking Prizes From Your Nose! Are there any fantasy ep...

TMS 2836: Creaky Eating

10 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Raynor doesn't like beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. I'm not looking for the final solution Adolf. Stiffy While Driving. Dead Squirrels in Buckets. We're not...

TMS 2835: Historical Nudity

09 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Two Wheeled Root Canal. Rubber Chicken Ibbott. Dawn's Ass Crack. Leaving Moby Dick in the Rearview. Dudes of a Certain Age. This Ride Ain't meant for ...

TMS 2834: Generative Passive Aggression

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I don't trust people with pits. Skeeters in Your Mouth. Style Advice With Wendi. Rare XL. Toddlers Cheat at Mini Golf. You have to break that skin in....

TMS 2833: Imitation Korn

04 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Every Woman is Monica. Mini corn fields. Someone's Taking The Poo. Hammond's eyes, they're bloody ew! Show Me Food Fighters! Don't Eat the M...

TMS 2832: Racially Inclusive Oreos

03 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Cinder Block Calves. Adjust the zipper on the left-hand side. Toshiba Mazda Yoshi Hitler III. It's By the Peeeeeeeeee. Meet my son, Yoshi Pudding. Fly...

TMS 2831: Kissin' Impossible

02 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

All Outta Chode Butter. Good morning every bun. Early Kitty. They're Evil, except for the charitable donations. A Little Taste of Malone. Where did th...

TMS 2830: Grape Tasters

29 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Limp Viscous. Brian Shows Us His Ball. Birds are real and they're spectacular assholes. Move your little stick around. FEP U! Shiny Happy Resin. Squir...

TMS 2829: Palindrome's End

28 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Gender Juice. Brian is a Narc. Kim can never leave again. Cocaine Bill. Pinch the hose! Biological plumbing. $23 for the Real Me. Bulletproof McD's. S...

TMS 2028: Row B By Choice

27 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

If You Like Subpoena Colada. It's All Quidditch to Me. Swimming Flaps. Awesome Yard Shit. Dashcam Testimonials. The Destination is Anything but Final....

TMS 2827: Squid Combinations

22 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Every Hug Is a Motorboat. It's Palindrome Week! Edging in the yard. You're not evil, you're just wrong. At Korean BBQ You're the Lord of the Rings. Ho...

TMS 2826: Mr. Beef

21 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Zoomie Fingers on the Feet. I like it thick and raised. Worst Cheshire Cat. Don't Be Nervous, I'm Just a Dork. Prepubescent Dentists. Isn't there a Ho...

TMS 2825: RootBeer Milk

20 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mr Feet Man. Manella Bulletin Effect. Grey Olyphant. (s) Squirtle's got a gun. Angela with Filthy Souls. Ryan The Lesser. Hire Bruce Vilanch. All Road...

TMS 2824: Pumice Money

19 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Daily Dirt Snort. That's not pseudoscience. It's just dumb. Industrial Metal is Grandpa Music. Anal Eyes. Don't eat the blue snow. It's a DRY snow. Ju...

TMS Vegas 2025!

16 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Our live show from Vegas a couple weeks ago! Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2823: Kenny Van Heflin

15 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Iiiii Don't Like Fancy Pinkieeeeeeeeeeees! Brian... Why do you smell like a Barq's? Jowel Don Baker. No smoking babies in this house! What's the Deal ...

TMS 2822: Blame Amy

14 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Monday Morning Medical Stream Show. Yo Quiero Pachelbel. Joanie Loves Tchaikovsky. This stream was made for froggin'. Butt Ounce of Custard. Diddy...

TMS 2821: Big Cottage Cheese

13 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Film Sack, the Holy Shit We Did That!? Podcast. Am I Too Young to Get a Fish Sandwich? The Quest for Stubby Lashes. Pleasantly Oozing Scabs. Same Matt...

TMS 2820: Shakespeare Spoiler Alert

12 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Sonic, can you go to McDonalds please? Shakespeare in the Park---ing Lot. Kim likes the footlong. Let's test the ship's sprinklers. Sexy Sn...

TMS 2819: Savage Baggage Masters

08 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Self contained underwater breeding apparatus. Shit! Utah is the best! Kim: Top Wife. Picture A Raccoon Holding A Meth Pipe. Play-ah stupid-ah game. Wi...

TMS 2818: Stiff Stick

07 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Half-Naked Lunch. Butt Crack Pennies. A taco and an eggroll. I don't wear a lot of jewelry. Obvious Finnish Elation. These Ashes Are Concrete. Ashes S...

TMS 2817: Yacking in Comfort

06 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

They Change Their Names When They Get Popey. Scared Syphilis. Pope Pizzaballa. I Don't Like Toothpaste From KFCeeeeeeee. Gwyneth Paltrow's Potato Farm...

TMS 2816: Holy Napkin

05 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

92% of what happened in Vegas, stayed in Vegas. Aerated Areola. Gene Simmons level of tongue. ClareGak, Unlicensed Chiropractor. There's Something Abo...

TMS 2815: Aunt Market

24 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Oops! All Preshow. We All Like Freebeeeeeeeees. Say Hi To Matthew. Boats full of Seamen. Bording Pass for the D. Nothing beats a grandkids letter. It ...

TMS 2814: War Chester Shire

23 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You'll have no Kimchi, no horseradish and no Lt. Yar! Copycat Dipshitter. Tumor fruit. Port a Potty Perks. Shriracha Schmear. Gotta Go At Costco. Ass ...

TMS 2813: Doodle With a Tube

22 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I'll bring the blood. Two Chicks, One Stone. BUT WHERE DID THEY GO?? Speaking of prosthetic weiners. Beefy Horn. An Extended Stay In The Stall. Real o...

TMS 2812: Time Rice

21 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

CLARE, THE WALKING PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. You Get NO Virgins, NO Zombies & NO Lt Yar! I'd Rather Be Whelmed. If Tom Brady Was a Sarsgaard. N...

TMS 2811: Justifiable Ejection

17 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Energiza, It'll Surprizya, Bruce. You Get NO Waint, NO Bolth & NO Lt Yar! (v) I Need The Right IVeeeeeeeeeeee. Lysdexics Of The. World: Untie! Als...

TMS 2810: Tasting Joey

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rue Patties Drag Race. Ass Pic. Meat Cake. Kangaroo's on the menu, boys! I Don't Like Head Cheeeeeeeeeese! Love Me Don't. A carapace full of goo. Jug ...

TMS 2809: This one's for J.J.

15 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Can we lose some douchebags instead please?! Brian Scissoring On His Bike. Stephen Colbert doesn't care about you. Girl Dinner. Insecure penguin. Secu...

TMS 2808: Panera Weed

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is it too early for a weed sandwich? You get NO Power, No Showbot, and NO Lieutenant Yar!! Emotional Support Croc. Rubbing the lucky horn. Moving Swin...

TMS 2807: Emotional Support Cobra

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A cake of angels. A herd of spiders. Taka Shitty. Die-a-per. Entertainment Furniture. Is It Too Early For A Cough Sandwich. Spider infested tubes. Pee...

TMS 2806: Salty Rim

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

My Cousin Amy. Sucked In w Tom Merritt. Ashes to Ashes, Butts to Butts. My wife made me a virgin. Double Ringing Ramen. A Fartgas of Farkuses. Leezers...

TMS 2806: Hoo Flung Dung

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sit On Bum On Bike! On your left. On your left! ON YOUR LEFT!! Idaho Bans Moobs! Baptisms & Body Slams. Massive Mouth Muscle. The White Resin is f...

TMS 2804: Nice Deposit

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I Don't Like Recycled Peeeeeeeeee. Fart, The Enema of the State. The Incredible Hulk with 2 big things. She Found a Dude in There! You wouldn't butter...

TMS 2803: Loose Kangaroo

02 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Show me Barf! Hydro Thunder, Hydro Wife. Sad Mario Pile. Screw Konami. I Live in Horny County, Giggity. Wrangling The Loose Roo. Treat It Like The Hum...

TMS 2802: Dirty Potters

01 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chuck Check w Chuck. It's My Racist Way or the Highway. But the GAYS! Utah, the Poo Hive State? Naturally Clean. Snake Sperm - Honey for Your Vocal Ch...

TMS 2801: Bread Explosion

27 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We Are Entering the Hawaiian Shirt Zone. Getting heckled by Gknee Baron Zemo Dance Shuffle. Dexters lavatory. Sneaky Bacterium. Set your phasers on Ve...

TMS 2800: Tweak The Snugness

26 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We've Got No Squirrels, No Raccoons, and NO LIEUTENANT YAR!! This Show Has No Philosophyyyyyyyyyyy. Its-a-Me, Bellagio! Fad Tooley Pooed. Bouncy And B...

TMS 2799: Soul Serum

25 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Foretold in the Sacred Documents. I Had Dinner With Zeeeeeeee. Cillian Murphy; server extraordinaire. The Convention Convention, How Convenient. Smoki...

TMS 2798: Donkey Hautay

24 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Fat Fudd. Serverance. We're Ooga Chaka Free. Exposed elbows. Both the Rootin and the Tootin. Why don't you tell ME the specials! Swingers, put your go...

TMS 2797: A Distant Turd

20 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Found a Vein, You Probably Think This Blood is About You. Barely Food. Can I Have That Black Crayon Now. Sloan Malone Ramone. Real Ibbotts Do Wear Pla...

TMS 2796: Beef Oven

19 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pirating Orange Theory. Crabbage in the Cock Pot. Blow it Off Your Hand. Willy Wonka With His Pants Down. Chicken Nazi. Don't say whole lightly. Vulva...

TMS 2795: Cow Hums It

18 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Concrete clown shit. Assuming no one's pee shy. Dr. Bigfinger Gorillahands. Scott breaks his HIPAA. Super British man. Skivvy Encounter. Panera Bread ...

TMS 2794: Shirtless Irish

17 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Dirty Messy Leprechauns. Where do you go to buy a shirt in Ireland? Green Eggs and Bacon. Too many Culkins. Fish Heads On Film. The Fert Corvette. Pim...

TMS 2793: Scraping Virginia

13 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hurts More Than the Yank. One pull per nostril. You Get NO Ooga, NO Chaka & NO Lt Yar! Yank It Out Wax Deal. Froggy Peen. A Moment Of Silence For ...

TMS 2792: Ketchup is Just Tomato Pudding

12 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Camel Toe Meat Pies. Childhood Fart. We Have to Go Baaaaaaaack with Dunaway. Foreign and Gross. Wafted With My Poo Air. Check your Scobies. Pillsbury ...

TMS 2791: Bum Plumbed

11 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Uber Boobies. Sublime Sans Swears. Colonoscopy office? Enter through the rear. Jackhammer Jim. Colon O'Scoppy. Doctor Teflon Tesla. I Can See Jersey M...

TMS 2790: Elk Not Wanted

06 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Batman Nipple Guy. The Dick Van Dyke of Accents. Fubby McGubby. Soakin' in Science. Boat Scrote. No Hands, No Lungs and No Lt. Yar. Toast your Digital...

TMS 2789: One Hot Wonder

05 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sausage in a condom. Bouncy boob anime girl. F-U-F-Ball. Walking series of tubes. I like cockneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. Blue Dabba Doo. Notes to the Left. C...

TMS 2788: Ignore a Moose

04 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Nipple Clips! Gandalf the High. Eye-Rony. Does my Tuesday make me look Fat? The Trivia Must Flow! Big Long Bongers. Second Floyd. BSGs: Bland, Seasonl...

TMS 2787: Floater Bones

03 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Googly looking weirdo. Idiot Idiom. Six million dollar mom. Vaguely racist, but I don't know how. Broken Nose Specialist. A Whole Lotta Nekkid Goin' O...