The Morning Stream

TMS 2817: Yacking in Comfort

06 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

They Change Their Names When They Get Popey. Scared Syphilis. Pope Pizzaballa. I Don't Like Toothpaste From KFCeeeeeeee. Gwyneth Paltrow's Potato Farm...

TMS 2816: Holy Napkin

05 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

92% of what happened in Vegas, stayed in Vegas. Aerated Areola. Gene Simmons level of tongue. ClareGak, Unlicensed Chiropractor. There's Something Abo...

TMS 2815: Aunt Market

24 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Oops! All Preshow. We All Like Freebeeeeeeeees. Say Hi To Matthew. Boats full of Seamen. Bording Pass for the D. Nothing beats a grandkids letter. It ...

TMS 2814: War Chester Shire

23 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You'll have no Kimchi, no horseradish and no Lt. Yar! Copycat Dipshitter. Tumor fruit. Port a Potty Perks. Shriracha Schmear. Gotta Go At Costco. Ass ...

TMS 2813: Doodle With a Tube

22 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I'll bring the blood. Two Chicks, One Stone. BUT WHERE DID THEY GO?? Speaking of prosthetic weiners. Beefy Horn. An Extended Stay In The Stall. Real o...

TMS 2812: Time Rice

21 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

CLARE, THE WALKING PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. You Get NO Virgins, NO Zombies & NO Lt Yar! I'd Rather Be Whelmed. If Tom Brady Was a Sarsgaard. N...

TMS 2811: Justifiable Ejection

17 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Energiza, It'll Surprizya, Bruce. You Get NO Waint, NO Bolth & NO Lt Yar! (v) I Need The Right IVeeeeeeeeeeee. Lysdexics Of The. World: Untie! Als...

TMS 2810: Tasting Joey

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rue Patties Drag Race. Ass Pic. Meat Cake. Kangaroo's on the menu, boys! I Don't Like Head Cheeeeeeeeeese! Love Me Don't. A carapace full of goo. Jug ...

TMS 2809: This one's for J.J.

15 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Can we lose some douchebags instead please?! Brian Scissoring On His Bike. Stephen Colbert doesn't care about you. Girl Dinner. Insecure penguin. Secu...

TMS 2808: Panera Weed

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Is it too early for a weed sandwich? You get NO Power, No Showbot, and NO Lieutenant Yar!! Emotional Support Croc. Rubbing the lucky horn. Moving Swin...

TMS 2807: Emotional Support Cobra

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A cake of angels. A herd of spiders. Taka Shitty. Die-a-per. Entertainment Furniture. Is It Too Early For A Cough Sandwich. Spider infested tubes. Pee...

TMS 2806: Salty Rim

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

My Cousin Amy. Sucked In w Tom Merritt. Ashes to Ashes, Butts to Butts. My wife made me a virgin. Double Ringing Ramen. A Fartgas of Farkuses. Leezers...

TMS 2806: Hoo Flung Dung

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sit On Bum On Bike! On your left. On your left! ON YOUR LEFT!! Idaho Bans Moobs! Baptisms & Body Slams. Massive Mouth Muscle. The White Resin is f...

TMS 2804: Nice Deposit

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I Don't Like Recycled Peeeeeeeeee. Fart, The Enema of the State. The Incredible Hulk with 2 big things. She Found a Dude in There! You wouldn't butter...

TMS 2803: Loose Kangaroo

02 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Show me Barf! Hydro Thunder, Hydro Wife. Sad Mario Pile. Screw Konami. I Live in Horny County, Giggity. Wrangling The Loose Roo. Treat It Like The Hum...

TMS 2802: Dirty Potters

01 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chuck Check w Chuck. It's My Racist Way or the Highway. But the GAYS! Utah, the Poo Hive State? Naturally Clean. Snake Sperm - Honey for Your Vocal Ch...

TMS 2801: Bread Explosion

27 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We Are Entering the Hawaiian Shirt Zone. Getting heckled by Gknee Baron Zemo Dance Shuffle. Dexters lavatory. Sneaky Bacterium. Set your phasers on Ve...

TMS 2800: Tweak The Snugness

26 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We've Got No Squirrels, No Raccoons, and NO LIEUTENANT YAR!! This Show Has No Philosophyyyyyyyyyyy. Its-a-Me, Bellagio! Fad Tooley Pooed. Bouncy And B...

TMS 2799: Soul Serum

25 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Foretold in the Sacred Documents. I Had Dinner With Zeeeeeeee. Cillian Murphy; server extraordinaire. The Convention Convention, How Convenient. Smoki...

TMS 2798: Donkey Hautay

24 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Fat Fudd. Serverance. We're Ooga Chaka Free. Exposed elbows. Both the Rootin and the Tootin. Why don't you tell ME the specials! Swingers, put your go...

TMS 2797: A Distant Turd

20 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Found a Vein, You Probably Think This Blood is About You. Barely Food. Can I Have That Black Crayon Now. Sloan Malone Ramone. Real Ibbotts Do Wear Pla...

TMS 2796: Beef Oven

19 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pirating Orange Theory. Crabbage in the Cock Pot. Blow it Off Your Hand. Willy Wonka With His Pants Down. Chicken Nazi. Don't say whole lightly. Vulva...

TMS 2795: Cow Hums It

18 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Concrete clown shit. Assuming no one's pee shy. Dr. Bigfinger Gorillahands. Scott breaks his HIPAA. Super British man. Skivvy Encounter. Panera Bread ...

TMS 2794: Shirtless Irish

17 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Dirty Messy Leprechauns. Where do you go to buy a shirt in Ireland? Green Eggs and Bacon. Too many Culkins. Fish Heads On Film. The Fert Corvette. Pim...

TMS 2793: Scraping Virginia

13 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hurts More Than the Yank. One pull per nostril. You Get NO Ooga, NO Chaka & NO Lt Yar! Yank It Out Wax Deal. Froggy Peen. A Moment Of Silence For ...

TMS 2792: Ketchup is Just Tomato Pudding

12 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Camel Toe Meat Pies. Childhood Fart. We Have to Go Baaaaaaaack with Dunaway. Foreign and Gross. Wafted With My Poo Air. Check your Scobies. Pillsbury ...

TMS 2791: Bum Plumbed

11 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Uber Boobies. Sublime Sans Swears. Colonoscopy office? Enter through the rear. Jackhammer Jim. Colon O'Scoppy. Doctor Teflon Tesla. I Can See Jersey M...

TMS 2790: Elk Not Wanted

06 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Batman Nipple Guy. The Dick Van Dyke of Accents. Fubby McGubby. Soakin' in Science. Boat Scrote. No Hands, No Lungs and No Lt. Yar. Toast your Digital...

TMS 2789: One Hot Wonder

05 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sausage in a condom. Bouncy boob anime girl. F-U-F-Ball. Walking series of tubes. I like cockneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. Blue Dabba Doo. Notes to the Left. C...

TMS 2788: Ignore a Moose

04 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Nipple Clips! Gandalf the High. Eye-Rony. Does my Tuesday make me look Fat? The Trivia Must Flow! Big Long Bongers. Second Floyd. BSGs: Bland, Seasonl...

TMS 2787: Floater Bones

03 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Googly looking weirdo. Idiot Idiom. Six million dollar mom. Vaguely racist, but I don't know how. Broken Nose Specialist. A Whole Lotta Nekkid Goin' O...

TMS 2786: Recliney Bike

26 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Minigolfers Assemble. I'm the king of the Swingers all, the golfing VIP. He's not the Floyd the Barber we deserve, but he's the Floyd the Barber we ge...

TMS 2785: Dowsing the Chilli

25 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

These TMS Vegas Prices are INSAAAAANE. They Really Hurt When You Put Them In. Swag Bag Mule. Fibrous Soda. SLAPPIN GLOVERS BALLS. Slow bullet she wrot...

TMS 2784: Baby Spit Rice

24 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

YOU TOO TALL. Flirting with the Kabob Guy. Zipper Major. Swagtastic. Fartgas In The Bar Car. In the Poo Pipe. A Brevity of Dunaways. Taiwan the Cheese...

TMS 2783: Skull Tunnels

20 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Small Ones Are Hard. I'm Nicholas Longform. Coming off the bone weird. Licensed Cork Dork. Extending Your Straw with Age. Earthy Toad of a Mushroo...

TMS 2782: Put a Corp in it

19 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A box of uselessness. Mom's Berfday. 3 wick fart candle. Running Man Corp. Jeff Spicoli DDS. Chief McDreamy. Y'allternative. All disembodied hands mee...

TMS 2781: Beatle Fight!

18 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Unfortunately I do not have an episode title within the provided guidelines. No Sleep Til Crowning. Catholic handcuffs. I don't like Beards of Beeeeee...

TMS 2780: Brave Nude World

17 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Full Frontal Ford. 2% chance of having six fingers. Nice, Supple Rubber. Grover The first Muppet President. Old Trinos. Mayor is a Democat. Nachos in ...

TMS 2779: Beige on Air Light

12 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Unexpected Horseradishing. Oh No! Where Did I Park My Phone?! Dropping Bombs Like a TIE Fighter. Craftsman Wounds vs Dumbass Wounds. Mom's Sewing Scis...

TMS 2778: Great Gum Pockets!

11 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

AutoKarenPhobia. Missi-friggin-sippi. Can you check my pockets? Scoot McAffleck. The Shampoo Debate. Dip your Poodle. Puzzle Pint Go Bag. Born with Fl...

TMS 2777: By Morons, for Morons

10 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I curse you! Decapacitated. March of the Pangolin. The Tijuana Chess Set is a Bad Move. The Curse of Stonehenge. The Moon Does Want it Wants. I can to...

TMS 2776: Frozen Freak

06 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hot Water Maker. Suddenly a Deep Impact. Dirty Harry Dancing. Dogs You Can Hug. Refrigerator with Wheels. He Could Bearly Fit. Hooker bath. Wainting Y...

TMS 2775: Tankless Job

05 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Brian's deep pockets. Jam Cake into Your Scraped Roots. Bellagio fountain cough. Dorkus Malorkus on the Drums. Six finger evidence. Measure your head ...

TMS 2774: Moist Sockets

04 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Dental Gummies. Ubyfting. She hit me in the face, and all was fine. Why giraffe porn? Concussia Bonita. Written by PUT_AUTHOR_HERE. An affair with a d...

TMS 2773: Start With The Crust

03 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

With Pizza And Love. Pho-Net-Ick-A-Lee. Testicular Luminescence. Four and a Half Broken Noses. Scott can't worship the porcelain king. Tolbert Calhoun...

TMS 2772: Flaccid Water

30 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Inappropriate Tail Thoughts. Curved and Floppy. What's His Name with the Sister? Old stuff just feels good. Drop the Hard and stay with the Wolf. Don'...

TMS 2771: Sweats on a Plane

29 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Emergency Cracker. My pickle was too small. This soda tastes like purple. Spousal Revenge Tour. Murdering the mailman for a cupcake. Tolbert talk fast...

TMS 2770: Two Big Fat Burritos

28 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Distinguished Toast. Reserve Poop. Is it too early for a 650 lb fish sandwich. I don't like Bukeeeeeees (lawsuit). Believe it or not, I'm healing your...

TMS 2769: Finish Lady!

27 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

German comin' outta the garage. Stick a dirty hot dog in it. Jesus Monkeypants. I'm The Blue Dot in the Center. Lyft and Uber - Luber. Contagious urin...

TMS 2768: Counting Corvids

23 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Moist Vales. Collad? That's a Typo. Muppet Julia Child. Sometimes a carrot is just a cigar. Orange Squat Goblin. Is It Too Early for an Oscar Nominati...

TMS 2767: Earigation

22 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Liberace Dice Clay. Boris Smellgood. If I had a bigger wiener. Tell Me Why-EEE! Scrawnching Celery. I'm Here For The Slippers. It's an old nose now. T...

TMS 2766: New Jersey Michael's

21 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Build a Bear and the Temple of Doom. A Shelf Where Less Things Happen. Turns out it was his friend in the chipper. Suck My Soup. Wallow-Free Content. ...

TMS 2765: Bad Pitt

16 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Misty liquid. Oops I Leaked It Again! Schrodinger's Rabbit. Eminem's Mom's Spaghetti. Hallmark Parking Space. All the right clicking. The Johnsons are...

TMS 2764: Big Zoltar Energy

15 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Butt or Beer. Camera in the Rear. Sticking with chicks and dames. Slippery little Jimmy. The Return of Offensive Word of the Day. Dirty Carpet and Bad...

TMS 2763: Mochi Holes

14 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Your Vegas is Showing. Sausage Talk. A me AND a knee problem. I Don't Like Burpeeeeeees! Suitcase lady. I have the loneliness gene. Spared no boob exp...

TMS 2762: Nacho Fingers

13 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Temu Alps. Then you shall have no laughter, no smile and no LT YAR. Patrick Warburton's Reading Rainbow. No Show Monday with Peace and Love. Faux Hawk...

TMS 2761: Treason Sausages

09 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Twenty twenty fourive. Medicinal Oregano In My Bag. Scrubbing your goodies. Zoe Sal-DON-yah. Very Dude-y, very Soapy, very demure. Tubular Meat. Zucke...

TMS 2760: Both Hoity And Toity

08 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Synchronized Colonoscopies. Sombrero. Lube-place. You Got Betty Simonize. Big T Dot Com. Lead Stringlights. Why are your hands so human? The Swedish c...

TMS 2759: Guacodile

07 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pull yourself up by your butt strep. Butt Whooping Cough. Shnerkel Shnerkel Duffel Bag. Gonorrhoea Yet? When there are no Weirdos at the Gym. YOU ARE ...

TMS 2758: Twizzler Intubation

06 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Don't come at us with your chicken buildings. By Blueberry Standards. Whistling Archery. Jersey Mike: Sandwich Assassin. 20 Years Not Driving the Porc...

TMS 2757: Moist Fitness

02 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Wickless Wonder. Traffic Avalanche. Stair Condom. Like a Thousand Dead Fish. The Jordache Maneuver. Fig Newton of the morning. Moist Hoist. Take Take ...

TMS 2756: Resting Stern Face

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Maximize my Craps. Laser tagging in the basement. Aiming for german sounding things. Emotional support tablet. Cutthroat Left, Right, and Center. The ...

TMS 2755: Mariguano

19 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ctrl Alt Del Taco. Clark Kettle. It's the Coke End. Get these mother effing hamsters off this mother effing plane! Holy Dank Weed, Batman! Jost Kiddin...

TMS 2754: Full-Sized Dentist

18 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

That Guy on Temu Lied. I Don't Like AARPeeeeeeeeee. A Jug of The Ocean. Clare is stiff and working. Hardcore carded. Flaccid bacon. Pre-chewed senior ...

TMS 2753: The Scott Crown Affair

17 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You get NO root canal, NO implant, and NO Lieutenant Yar!! Scott Can't Handle The Tooth. Car Dealership With Drive-Thru Window. No-one Expects the Col...

TMS 2752: Maple's Big Jugs

16 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There are Lies, Damned Lies and TMS. Rocky Road Candy on LSD. Loaf of diabeetus. Thicker is Better. Cereal and Pee with Dunaway. CAN deed FRUIT. Time ...

TMS 2751: AT&T Walker

12 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Internal Poopage. Ask Your Doctor if Frogpants is Right For You. Podcasters do it in padded rooms. What Do You Have That Shrinks? Raw Ass Man Hand. Pl...

TMS 2750: Are Pancakes Bread?

11 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You can't re-kill Betty White. Quadrapussy. Casino Royale with Cheese. The Kids With Their Skibiti Bullshit. Captain Mortality. Healthy mix of the ric...

TMS 2749: Vocal Deep Fry

10 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Rub it by Proxy. Laser Shits on the Plane. The weird end of the stick. (s) Oops, it hit me again. Going Home With Polio. Kia Dark Soul. Ok, now make a...

TMS 2748: Don't Fold Your Ear

09 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This punch is chewy. Fancy Vinyl. Revenge is a dish best served over several sequels. Alottsatimes with Dunaway. Tiny hundred year old babies. Little ...

TMS 2747: Suddenly Robocop

05 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dune: Slow Methodic Brainfart. Back to the Marvel Future. Cheerios Phenomenon. Vodka Holes. The Avengers and Robocop Save the Clocktower. Boston Creme...

TMS 2746: A little Weezery

04 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I Don't Like Smelling Kimchiiiiiiii. Welcome to Jupiter, would you like a slurpee? Stay in your circle Booby Nun. Lake Inferior. Edging the board with...

TMS 2745: The Rowing Stoines

03 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Putting the Stress in Seamstress. Yacht Rock Doc. Drinkable Mayo. Ass-tone phone. Little Bit of the Ol' Nipple. Peeing in the King's Kimchi. You Dumb ...

TMS 2744: Bullet Intolerant

02 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hash Tag Sleigh. Just give me a minute to be bitter! Leave the frog, take the cannoli. Do turkeys lay eggs because I like really wanted to know? We ne...

TMS 2743: Goat Goat Car

27 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Flowers for Algebra. Make Turkey Gravy Again. Charcuterie Charade. Save Me the Turkey Butthole! Dillweed and Dunaway. Buzzing In My Special Place. Par...

TMS 2742: Show and Yell

26 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Barehand Turkey Ripper. You Want Disgusting? Here, Hold My Pizza Wine. Stuck Between Thomas And Nancy. Musty Ibbott. There Were TWO CHUCKS. You Lost M...

TMS 2741: Junk Jigglers

25 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ariana Nacho Grande. Throw another emu on the barbie. Topless pen yelling. Wicked, the mini series. Nickleodeon acting. Whatever Throats Your Coat. Be...

TMS 2740: Bananamaniacs

20 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

International Banana. Attack of the Killer Coconuts. Little shark nibbles with Brian Dunaway. Claim your turkey. Meat Related Meal. Kim makes military...

TMS 2739: Pocket Lindt

19 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Santa's Evil Brother. Watch Eventually List. Austin Butler City Limits. Pirate O's. Know Your Cassowary. Roll Out Magnatron! Nerd Porn. Low key tangen...

TMS 2738: Atlantis Morrisette

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Cheese and Octopus Feet. Get Out of My Dreams. And Puke in my Car. Urine, for a great meal! Licking the Floor of the Ball Pit. Is it too early for an ...

TMS 2737: Farting on Cables

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Guardians of the Galaga. Too Much Radioation! Ask Your Doctor if Band Meeting is right for you. Frigga - I hardly Know Her. Are Frogs Gay Cos I like R...

TMS 2736: A Whole Different Pig

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How Do Camels Work, Because I REALLY Want To Know! One does not simply walk into Nerdtacular. I don't like checking my A1-Ceeeeeeeeeeee!! Jude Law Law...

TMS 2735: Sir, That's A Duck

12 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Flamboyant Barista. Ancient Make-out Grounds. Isn't there a Duck called Penguin something. GoFundMe a Louisiana purchase. Hackberry Hill. Exorcising H...

TMS 2734: B Tier Vices

11 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bad tasting font. A horizontal guy. Native dromedary. Tar pit buttered popcorn. Working Tingles. insufficient Vices. Is a car a puppet? Cuz I'd like r...

TMS 2733: Cheesey Weezy

07 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Brian checks his drawers. Is queso cheese cuz I like really wanted to know?????????? nipples on top of nipples. Mount me in the air. Jim Bro Mine. Ast...

TMS 2732: The Mourning Scream

06 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is Tom Too Early For A Korean Taco. Flesh flakes. Is There a Ring game called Elden Something. Hard as balls with Dunaway. Dry ASS CHICKEN. Holy Poopi...

TMS 2731: Comic Con-Clave

05 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Eff that all the way up the Eff Mountain. Yoga pants and whatnots. John Cardboard Extra Speedo. I'm Type ABBA Blood. A little side prick. Judge Judy a...

TMS 2730: The Pope Supremacy

04 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Turkey Straw. Are you ready to receive my limp, limp chip? The Great Vatican Pope Off. Poperection. Cutting open a bag with Occam's Razor. Bounty Blea...

TMS 2729: Flip Lish Leesh

31 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen. TMS with Scott and Stitch. The Business Part of the Costume. Leprechaun pick up line. Hallo is it Ween You're Loo...

TMS 2728: What is Arkanoid

30 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Berkshire Von Elmer. Onion rings worth the shits. Old White Man Noise. Velveeta Apples. Come To The Coverville Grill. There Are FOUR PINGS! Omagoodnes...

TMS 2727: Itchy No No

29 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Preshowing into the Void. Honky Dong. Is it too early for a learning sandwich? Kevin can F his car. Attack of the Grow Light Tomatoes. Poop News w/ Dr...

TMS 2726: Loppity Hoppers

28 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Where’s my free stuff. Doink Doink! Bracing for Snow. Kia TARDIS. Incessant Talking is NOT a Sport. Eternal Head Planet. hungry for a guy on a guita...

TMS 2725: Wedging Matilda

24 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Alopecian Trail. No Wendi, No Kim and No Lt Yar! Some Weird Baby with a Nostril Problem. Pet Porker Permit. Short Show, Scott Is Seeing A Vampire....

TMS 2724: Mowing Skeletons

23 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Thick Wide Margins. Veering Off into Hoo Hoo Ha. Show me your Money Balls. Chubby Guy from the Other Thing. Coke, Meth, Fentanyl, comics, and an Elant...

TMS 2723: Zonal Splattage

22 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Swooshes, Splats, and Dynamic Ribbon Devices. Bush Fish Update. Melodic in my Metal. The untamed baboon heart. Gotta Take a Dump to Be Sure. Stop liki...

TMS 2722: Soylent People

21 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I hate a Paraaaaaaaaaaaaade. Keep your clams clean. Say hello to my little kid. Horse Men doing Horse things. Night of the Living Dorks. Swiss Cheese ...

TMS 2721: Horse in The Attic

17 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Broken Nose Whatshisname McGee. Topless Shoplifting. Teacher not a T-Shirt. You get No Sopa, No Ropa, and No Lieutenant Yar! Salem and Hutch. Brat Pac...

TMS 2720: Screw McDuck

16 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Cheaters are Eaters of Peters. Was it the flu shot, or am I just old. Monitoring NORAD during Trivia. Sucking the Fun Out of Something Fun. Kiss Cam C...

TMS 2719: Sirius Blech

15 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mothers in Law - May Contain Nuts. The Sitting Brian Ibbott. Orange Envy. TMS Friday - Don't Not Be There! Indigenous Spice. Aquamanphobia. Comet Jone...

TMS 2718: Roughly Naked

14 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

They Wanged and Also Chunged. 80s Computer Beige. The Ding Dongs Complain about the Bell Curve. Average Sufferer. There's always a fan where there's p...