The Morning Stream

TMS 2621: Toilet Epiphany

26 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nuts on bark. You'll get no Punished Props, No second half of the show, and NO LT. YAR! She's Legs All The Way Down... And To The Left. Indiana Jones ...

TMS 2620: Dickelodeon

25 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Somewhere Over the Lemon. Nmenomenic, Do doo dee doodoo. Pumba of the Planet of the Crystal Empire Richards. Richard Skull. Leg-Salad Sandwich. Barome...

TMS 2619: Snorehammer 40K

21 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Use the Fork, Phoebe. M3GAN Starter Kit. Posable Creepy Kid. Inaudible Audible. Ballerina At Ball Arena. The Alien Head Kid. Brian's Bucket-List Of Ba...

TMS 2618: Jerky Jorts

20 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Passive Aggressive Income. Garbage Can Jessie. Where's Our Tit? We don't have Buck-EEEEEEEEEEEs. Strong enough for a man but made for Peter Dinklage. ...

TMS 2617: 24 Karat Kid

19 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I'd use Bunny Ears but it Upsets the Rabbits. Life After Dookie. When I was Seventeen, I Made a Chi Chi T-Shirt. I dont' like to miss TV when I PEEEEE...

TMS 2616: Appropriated Mannequin

18 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I buy my arms at Amazon. Ben Silo. (Arnold Voice) Get your ass to Idaho! Yellow Pollen Brain Fog. Lymph is Just a Node. Too Much Donkey. I Left My Glo...

TMS 2614: Chommy Tong

13 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sexytime Tub. The Shawshank Sisters. Left Behind But With More Aliens. Eventually We All Go To The Big Fake Pyramid In The Sky. Screaming Brown Note. ...

TMS 2613: Zombibbott

12 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Where the Ruffalo Butt Roams. 50 Shades of Kimchi. The Grandmother Death Stare! Bad Weather, Perfect Storm. You Get NO Sleep, NO Oscars & NO Lt Ya...

TMS 2612: Hex On Your Family

11 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Glimpse of His Ruffalo. Crying Over Spilt Loudermilk. Owen it all to Wilson. Smell meat every day. Faking Authenticity. Thanks For The Burp Bubble. Sc...

TMS 2611: One Randy Hamster

07 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey, How You Dune? More Like Hate Shack. I've Never Liked People. Roam wasn't Sung in a Day. Death in the family? Try Pickleball! Something That Someo...

TMS 2610: Blue Diamond Phillips

06 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Spread Your Seed With Purpose. Let Them Eat Kellogs Cereal. No show yesterday. Fondle My Chips mmmmm. Smells like duck tongue in here! Tarantino appro...

TMS 2609: Jefferson Starplane

04 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We Built this Shitty. You Can't Unsee The Nipple. They don't even total Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea! Asserting Dental Dominance. InstaCoffe...

TMS 2608: The Morning Stram

29 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What's the date of Feb. 29? He Kinda Neville Longbottomed. Dino's n Monkeys n Doughnuts OH MY. Bob's burger meets Beetlejuice. Please Expose Your Sack...

TMS 2607: Potato For Now

28 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bacon, Georgia. Look In My Eyes, What Do You See? A Molar With A Cavity! Booger Dough, Though. Ringing in the new tech with Tom. Creamed Coen. Lesbian...

TMS 2606: Doctored Doom

27 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Motorboat the cat. 50 ccs of Zip Zap Zoopy Bop. Treasured Hammock. Tendrils of Benevolence. Spiders Don't Know English. Ferris Bueller Can't Lose. Fin...

TMS 2605: David Lyncher

26 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Riding With Pirates For Their Scent. Lyfting mom for the cruise. You Get NO Skarsgard, NO Batista & NO Lt Yar! Dancing with Beavers in Ibiza. Corn...

The Pond: A TMS Game Show Beta

23 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Come join us for the competition! We also streamed it on YT and Twitch, and you can see those vods here:Youtube: https://youtube.com/live/zCZCAqdH00Q ...

TMS 2604: Hayley Shillelagh

22 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I'm a Dr Matthews Kind of Guy. Piercing The Dill Pickle. Dark greetings. Rusting Bitch Face. No, Crown, No Chili Dog, and No Lt. Yar! Craig Batman. Th...

TMS 2603: Freehand Freebird

21 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I prefer Steely Dan's brother, Aluminumy Jim. wrapped in Mylar. The Sominex half time show. Tramp Stamp in perpetuity. Does my chewing gum lose it's f...

TMS 2602: Stapies

20 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Old Man, you can't stretch out your arm. Fruit Of The Shroom. Stan Lee Cup. Excelsior! Happy Little Vacuum Flask. Inner Sanctum Sanatorium. Whatshisfa...

TMS 2601: Lady Gaja

19 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

YOU MIGHT NEED RICE! Dying on the toilet. Amoonia. Frogpants Is Underwater. Scott refills his keyboard fluid. Screw You Garfield. I don't like cat PEE...

TMS 2600: Fob Dylan

14 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I don't like runny Beeeeeeer! Utah Disconnection! Doing hard brain shit. One-Drink Memory Lubrication. You can't eat when you're her. Pregnant Breakfa...

TMS 2598: Triple Grandpa

13 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Imminent Johnson. What Would Carter Do. There Are FOUR H. Hey Hey I'm The Monkey. It's Just a Feather Wound! Sydney Swingy. Canadian Cocaine Cards. Ba...

TMS 2598: Avoid The Topless Nun

12 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Taylor Swift Won the Superb Owl. Full Benny Hill mode. Sam Adams, he was a pirate, right? Lick the Cookie. Jesus Saves. He Shoots...He Scores! Going f...

TMS 2597: Royal Alchemist

08 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Hands Don't Scan. How about a Buoy. Push My Cans Really Hard. Favorite German Girl Band - Die Lollipops. You Get No Line Buzz, No Mice in the Atti...

TMS 2596: First Time Cholera

07 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On Wednesdays we Wear Burgundy. Occam's Epilady. Stiff Live Babies. Self-Identified Sluttage. The Fake Baby was a Chicken. Consider Yourself Regarded....

TMS 2595: Recreational CPAP

06 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Unforeskinned Circumcisions. Not a hole you want to get sand into. I did my Googlest! TMS: The Monday Show... On Tuesday! I love fresh Peeeeeeeas! Wid...

The MONDAY Show Pilot

06 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Thought you guys might enjoy this with me and carter! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2594: The Phlebotomist Vibe

05 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Una Lipa. Lawnmower Cat. Heroin Tight. Knot an Eagle Scout. When the Rubber is Tight. Brain Parking. Southpark Connection! Godzilla vs Fakeroni. Full ...

TMS 2593: Phreakin' Phones

31 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Can I get my leg to go? Silent Subliminals. You're Not Wrong, Exactly. Recies Piecies Yo! Year-round Peeps. Edible grass. He Puts the Jelly Beans in t...

TMS 2592: Burrito Flaps

30 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Psychologically Reinforced Cement. Intermediate Wingdings and Squiggles. Whack-A-Doodle Graphics. He likes to do the burgle. Junuary. The Departm...

TMS 2591: Louder Milk

29 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nightmare Diapers. Parasitic Foreplay. No buckets of popcorn, no KTdata and no Lt. Yar! It's the Story.. Of a Pope named Gregory.. Warren Peas. Brian,...

TMS 2590: Inaugural Dump

25 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

An Inaugural Dump is the number one number two. Maybe he's born with it, maybe its splinters. This knife cuts thru butter like onions. Pinky and the B...

TMS 2589: Spider-Scents

24 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The nuts come later. Telepathetic. Slice of the Mundane. Psychosomatic Donut. The Butt Fire. The Thriller Hole. Is there any red port wine left? There...

TMS 2588: Goldman Sucks

23 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Before The South Parkening. Look! There's one of the lesser Hemsworths! Perfectly stuck landing award. Venus d' Groot. adding with Wolves. Simon &...

TMS 2587: Lyft With Your Legs

22 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

When you're here, you're nosey. Hello, You Precious Driver. The Fake Baby and the Little Person. Ikea Sherpa. Pimple Butt Pope. Prescribe Bacon to All...

TMS 2585: Rhesus Species

18 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lemonade-Based Hearing Loss. Scurvy Simplex 1. The Bag of Freezage. Thanks for the cup of diabetes. I don't like Monkey Herpeeeeees! I bought $20 of i...

TMS 2584: Blepharitis!

17 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Isn't There a Lobster Called Sebastian the Crab? Chairs for dogs that sneak around. Crusty snow stole my glove. Huffing and Puffing. Can Michael Cera ...

TMS 2583: Burner Herzog

16 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dr. Kneetothecrotch, DDS. Medically Required Naked Kitchen Dancing. We Be Parker. Bathroom Is No Longer the Library. Kum 'n' Go is now Giz 'n' Whiz. I...

TMS 2582: Moist Points

15 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pacino Panini. Pasta Decaprio. You're A Fine Grit Mr Ibbott. A buck a teet, cant be beat. You get NO Michelin Stars, NO Scorsese and NO Lieutenant Yar...

TMS 2581: Scuntry

11 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Carter Johnson exotic zoo. 6 dudes in a chapel doing Halo. Choose the Middle You Like. First come, first seat. Squirt Eyes Outta Your Brain. Screa...

TMS 2580: PonBon

10 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In Space, Hootie Can't Hear Scott. Jessica Cheese Stain. Snow-crab is for Losers. Ruby Rod Slippin into your Capsole. $2.29 Steak Buffet. Underworld: ...

TMS 2579: Industrial Rapping

09 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I said Alaska, but I didn't mean it. Butt Dial Included A Butt. A Shower and Dayquil. For Those About To Commute, We Salute You. Integumentary, my Dea...

TMS 2578: What Kind of a Skeletal Deal?

08 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Not the Quirk I'm Looking For. It was a Cloche call. He Made the Donuts, It Was Time. Are Your Teeth part of Your Skeleton cos I like really wanted to...

TMS 2577: David Cop A Feel

04 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Poetry of the Poultry. Self cooking chicken. Vent Your Engines. 80% Ibbott. The Puberty Angle. Living in a Damn Onion. Report Deaths for Tax Incentive...

TMS 2576: Change the Chicken Oil

03 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

He Got Tina's Chest. Catheter Inserted by Janitor. Ibbott Flu The Coop. The Lady Numbed Me. You gotta take me to dinner before I relax my tongue, lady...

TMS 2575: New Year, Same Show

02 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Rock-Em, Sock-Em Rats. Holy sister of the immaculate nugget. First Shit of 2024. I'll Never Say Twenty Twenty Threeeeeeeeeee. Both Ends Have A Butt. I...

The TMS NYE Charity Special!

31 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Enjoy! All our top of the year lists and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2573: A Reptile Disfunction

21 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mad Max Futurama Road. Long press for threesom. Thongs Of Santas. I don't want all those Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeans. Timothee Shala mala bing bong. You'l...

TMS 2572: Rooster McCogburn

20 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Oswald Copperpot. Big Lady Leg Drinks. I'm a Log Worker and That's Okay. Danger-Boy Nipples. Bad at the Wife Stuff. Sand in his crack with Dunaway. Dr...

TMS 2571: The War on Dougs

19 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Pencil Head Ibbott. Digging the Dougs. Congratulations You're Jewish! Ya boo, it's whatcha do. Vermin Herzog. Wet helicopter blades. Dig Dug Jones. Ta...

TMS 2570: Holiday Nog

18 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Blue Crotch! Brought to you by Vicks. So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen ex-wife. moisten your reed. Getting drilled with an eggplant. Oopma Loom...

TMS 2569: Artistic Nudity

14 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Taking Care of the Lymph Balls. Weirdest shortest thing. Sucking on stuff helps. Sea Turd. Brain Fat. B&S railroad. Scooby Doo and the Beatles. En...

TMS 2568: Podfirming

12 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

No cavities, have a hot dog. Cutest Superspreader Event. Charge the Dentist a Cancelation Fee. Walmart Christmas Concert. Red On Clare Light. Yes Show...

TMS 2567: Tomato Blame

11 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If you're married - Cut It in Half. Simply Drawing Santa Claus All The Time. All for One or None for All. Please mind the Kid's Gap. Looking at John's...

TMS 2566: Seat Meat

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I saw Scotty drawing Santa Claus, streaming on the internet last night. Shit Outta Cards Dot Com. Say Schlitz Slowly. Polygon Scheme. Dear money, I mi...

TMS 2565: Mister Meat Sticks

06 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dick bosses. The Font of all Malware. Sandpaper Sex Thing. Now With Extra Bit Rot. The Search For Bauhaus! No triangle, no square, and no Lt. Yar! Jam...

TMS 2564: Mac & No Cheese

05 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Phillip Thomas Michael Hall. Put That In Your Chicken And Melt It. Delivering Salt to your Face. Does the carpet match the horn? Burrito Body. I Can't...

TMS 2563: Suitably Whackadoo

04 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Getting 69'd out of Disney Land. Whats-his-bucket, and the other guy. The 5 Things Scott Knows About Sport. A Stocking Filled With Soup. Hitchcock Tum...

TMS 2562: Discount Shocker

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Cold Farts & Wet Fish. The Ciserian Calendar. White Controller Confusion. Misty's Flapjacks. Old Furiosa Bookends. Spit-Balloon Kids Stole my Wish...

TMS 2561: The Squid Ink Games

29 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Death Star Technical Support. Left Ball Therapy with Dunaway. How do you Herd Nerfs? Who's the Big Fat Guy and the Skinny Guy? You CAN watch shows wit...

TMS 2560: Auto-Baton

28 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

United Colors of Ibboton. Not a Winning Streak more a Winning Hobble. An Experiment In Degenerate Gambling. Not-a-mot-on not nota-mot-on. Bad Guys Can...

TMS 2559: Liquor Piquor

27 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Cliff Clavin Cinematic Universe. Fetus Team Six. Hey Jude I skinned a Cat. Uterus Diddlefiss. Precious Family Memories and Bedroom Encounters. Whe...

TMS 2558: BURMP!

22 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

When you're Smurfing, the whole world Smurfs with you. LetFlix. Midlife Crisis, DDS. Gargamel at the Ready. Dr Douchinferts. Someone else made that ha...

TMS 2557: Hobo Face Pancakes

20 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Important thing is that You Feel Bad. Scott forces Fury Road on another victim. YOU SUCK! ...Thanks for listening! Miami Vice City. Harrison Ford ...

TMS 2556: All Hail Shlamoopy

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I Have Spread Disease Before. M'Cack not M'Cock. The Stamps of Attunement. Darren Agnostic. Exiling Squirrels. Soft and Soggy Bags. Weirdo White Man. ...

TMS 2555: The Wrong Whopper

15 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The B-52 Ladies. There are always two Twix, a master, and an apprentice. (V) I'm fed up with the emma effing Clares on this emma effing Plane. Headwou...

TMS 2554: Toolbag in Orbit

14 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Pope A Mon Go. The Earth, Very Smooth and Convincing. Hate the Impression, not the Impressioner. Throwing hands and flipping pancakes. Groping Earth. ...

TMS 2553: The Chicken Zone

13 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Best Hamburgers In The Bidness. Same dog, new home owners. Killing with KIMness. schrodinger's neighbors. Have Fun With The Baby... WE'RE OFF TO D...

TMS 2552: Prickly Mouth Feel

09 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

V is for Vomit, that's good enough for me. It's Funny Scott Day On TMS. Opening a Can of Whoop Worms. Today's episode is brought to you by the letters...

TMS 2551: Herb Your Enthusiasm

08 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a hat out of a rabbit! Bo Ho Ho Eee = buoy. All Intensive Porpoises. Brain said DeLorean, mouth said Batmobile. Car talk with...

TMS 2550: Too Many Cox

07 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Other Carbonated Meat. The Blues, The Twos and the Jigglypuffs. La Praxima Semana de Los Muertos. Johnny Lookback. Congestive Meat Failure. If I a...

TMS 2549: Fargo Chipmunks

06 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Stay Hebrew National. You Can Do It In A Henley. Don't Trust The Tea in 1773. I Only Get it For the Naked Cats. We can do Zip Shit. Mom's 127 Rib Stor...

TMS 2548: Snowloween

02 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Meat infused buildings. The Scent of a Donut. The Mage Went To College. What's Shia Leboeuf doing these days. You know I don't really care. The artist...

TMS 2547: Grocery Store Belt

01 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Why the Boob Lady? I Don't Like Reeceeeeees Pieceeeeeees. Porshay. You get NO Mule Muffins, NO Bull Semen and NO Lt Yar! It's a bull market on semen. ...

TMS 2546: Chewranchula

31 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Delicious Kevin Bacon. Kill the Dry Humpers. Rub it on your Snickers. Getting Wiggy With It. OOO Scary Brian! Happy Dollarbabyween! Big Wigs not Big E...

TMS 2545: Baggie of Soup

30 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Do Phones Have OS Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. Full sized Johnson candy. Smart TVs are dumb. Up in the night with the meat. Here's Florida Ge...

TMS 2544: Breed your Blakes

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

TMS Math. Santa's Webinar. Night At The Jamba Juice. Yo Quiero Copyright. Nunchucks. Not Just for chucking Nuns. Blizcasoft. Extra-Curricular Hallowee...

TMS 2543: A Brotherhood of Cheetos

25 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Edward Rakehands. Hold me closer Tony Danza. Yakkin' Yeti. Give me my horny games. Big needle tree. Truckbed spongecake. Who's the Full House Boss? He...

TMS 2542: A Case O' Queso

24 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

One Step Closer to Parasite. Tick Tick Boom Boom. Heimlich-er, Not the Heimlich-ee. Mario Ass Mario Business. Makin Music in my sus-sus-studio. Keto P...

TMS 2541: Southern Lag

23 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

As Gay as the Day is Long. Helen Keller is blind, we can't see her. Re-Al Housewives of Salt Lake. She'd Be From A Thing. Salt Lick City. Guys kicking...

TMS 2540: More, less great

19 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sore me up in one arm. The Dr. and his magical screwdriver. The Shoveler, he uses a shovel right? 1992, plus or minus 12 years. She's Bagel Coffee, no...

TMS 2539: No Show Yesterday

18 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Drooping cable. You can WIN GOOGLE! Godfellas. Moratorium on Memoriam's. Dr. Whoville. YOU SHALL NOT FAST PASS! Unscrew His Crotch. Animatronic Bullsh...

TMS 2538: The Havening

16 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Reduced Libido Eulogy. Porkish. Funeral potatoes. Thats a typo. What's a Floctave? Crumplage in the Bumperage. Phone sax. Cold hands down the pants. T...

TMS 2537: Fumpkin Spice

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

14 Points of Reticulation. We are all chairs. What Would Dave Thomas Do? Eating off the spotless giraffe. Psychosomatic Skipping. Where Did This Adult...

TMS 2536: Twice Fried A.I.

11 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Brother cousins. Zed Germans. The Slap Was A Lie. Worst. Video Game. Movie. Ever. More For Less With Tom. Ze Morgen Streamen. Can I interest you in a ...

TMS 2535: Objectionable Vegetables

10 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Misty and the Hand Shandy. Crossing the Celebrity Prostitute Streams. Declare Your Poop! 1-900-ANNOYING-PUPPETS. Party All The Time And Something In Y...

TMS 2534: Down To Wrench

09 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Moistly Water. Stripping My Nuts. Whacking hammer jerk rotation. Full Redneck Ibbott. Possums, Footlong Rats & Cats, Oh My! Twerk and Torque. Know...

TMS 2533: Thank You For Chering

05 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Professional Morticia. Welcome To Laquinta California. The Borg Queen and the Christmas Prince. Strange things are afoot at CVS. Dodge trucks are Ford...

TMS 2532: Tantric Algebra

03 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

6 oz of bone. Van playing the field for presents. Stack everyone in Texas. Rip Torn, son of Tiger Torn. One Sitting, One Shitting. I Don't Like Vegan ...

TMS 2531: Knead You Tonight

02 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Star Wars along The Fury Road. Putting children in their bags. The Wilhelm Laugh. Candy Corn Dressed As Robin. Good & Plenty As Multiple Men. ...

TMS 2530: GoRefundMe

28 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Science of The Wet Spot. The Hilt Is The Taint Of The Sword. Infect people with kindness. The Bros Must Be Crazy! TMS is Robots all the way down. ...

TMS 2529: Mainlining Some Cheddar

27 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ask your Doctor if Assifex is right for you! Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from Orange Car yo? First Three Pointy Boob...

TMS 2528: Barrel Fish

26 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

THIS is Why TikTok is Bad. Hands up the butt Muppets. A little bit of the old eggs and pecker. The King Formerly Known As Prince. The Kentucky part of...

TMS 2527: Squatty Scrubby Dude

25 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Parasite Streak Continues. This is Kim's husband. He's a PODCASTER! I don't like Jalapeno and Oyster beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! Wreakin' the CVS Bath...

TMS 2526: Circadian Zombie Disruption

20 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Pants loses to whip. Armless Chaps. Special ops Linus. There are Three Doors. Are Pigskins Made of Cow Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. That's Me...

TMS 2525: Nothing Flopped Out

19 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I don't like the Big Bang Theoreeeeeeeee. Having to put up with nice people. He Talks Too Much and Cuts...Grass. Barfinal. Puke, Punch, & Run! Hel...

TMS 2524: Zit of Opulence

18 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Italian Crustacean Infestation. Teaching the Baby Some Shit. I don't like ZomBeeeeeeees! 1000 condoms, Weekend at Clare's. Align The Steins. Four-Eyed...

TMS 2523: The Glove Department

14 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Church lady tomatoes. Beefsteak Tomatoes are neither Beef nor Steak. DISCUSS! Funyuns, Neither Fun nor Onions. I Said Change My McNuggets, not CHANGE ...

TMS 2522: Dirt Pink

13 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hootie & The Mute Fish. Coin hole, with Dunaway. Hootie 42, where are you, we got some work to do now. Nothing Like A Nice Blue Doodle. You burnt ...