The Morning Stream

TMS 2521: Mystical Mike and The Complete Monty

12 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dinner Sized Plate. Stove Top Hurry Chode. I Distamember. I Like USB Ceeeeeeeeeee. The Wasp Effect is Worse than the Butterfly Effect. Please switch y...

TMS 2520: Gopherfest

11 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Neuters with Wolves. Avert Your Eyes in Theater 3! Poking the bra. Ol French Guy Grump. See you in the Double-Stuff Filling, baby! Philly Phart Nugget...

TMS 2519: Mary Steamversion

07 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Some people's mufky fufky is a sloppy joe. Beef Loaf. Jewish Wolverine is Shnict. Supernatural Pudding. Barbie Oppenheimer Checks In! I can't say that...

TMS 2518: Spirit of Halloween

06 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Morning Sausage. You get NO Sexy Nurse, NO Sexy Batman, and NO Sexy Lieutenant Yar!!! We stuff it - You eat it. All pig, no blanket. You've Got a ...

TMS 2517: Caffeinated Concrete

05 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Wasps are bastards! My baloney has a first name, it's L.E.B.A. NON. Neither Tea nor Tree. Raining Man. So Many YouTube Pies. Sometimes it's worth fart...

TMS 2516: Big Deck Energy

31 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Feeling moist today. Bagelman, Schwartz, and Lieberman. Tweezer Nuts seeking Power. Use Your Unit For Good. Mansplaining porches. The Tina Ten Percent...

TMS 2515: Tad Lesso

30 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dyin' Brunaway. Bang Ass Bezel Doodles! Putting Seaman on your Memory Card. I'm still mad at him. I'm my own Grandpa. It belongs in a tech museum, Dad...

TMS 2514: SWARMBALL!!

29 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Evacuate... and then evacuate! The Pissers are Available! Prarie Dog Crowning. Parking Hacks with Brian. Seinfeld Siblings in a Bucket. Crikey! You've...

TMS 2513: Ear Regardless

28 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You'll have no Brian....wait....no Bobby, and no Lt. Yar. Wall Of Donuts. My People Call Them Suck Balls. Spay or Neuter your Crypto Bros. Leanne Rhym...

TMS 2512: The dumb end of the stick

23 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

No one suspects the volcano sponges! Scott's banana is radioactive. Underwater Hoo-Ha. Imma close my eyes and poke. Uranium is from Uranus. 23rd of th...

TMS 2511: Lacrosse-Over

22 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Smelling the cantaloupe's butt parts. Scott looks at their melons. Zack Stapanackins. Star Trek: Upper Decker. I watched a child peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I...

TMS 2510: General Grievous Hug

21 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This kid we made up is a bastard. The Galavant trap. Don't need a Full Ass Whopper. Hot Tub Pee Machine. 100% More Brian. All we need is a river of bl...

TMS 2509: Grippage

17 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I'm Going To Say Testicle. No Birthday, No Elaine and No Lt. Yar! A pain in the Taint. The Band has terrible SEO. Tired Swimmers won't save the world....

TMS 2508: Proprietary Ooze

16 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Cha' Calla. Sounds outta my face. Never go full Bishop. Adobe Fresca. Love me an Underage Ward. Moon Knight AKA Phil Spector. I WILL be Going There! C...

TMS 2507: Carcolepsy

15 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Naked Quest 2: Front Junk! Questing in the Nuuuuuuuuuuuuudddeeeeeeeeeee! Senior Geezer. Waiting For Gal Gadot. Sorry we tore your home down... here's ...

TMS 2506: Corial Anus

14 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ticks are Dicks! TMZ on TMS. (v) I don't likea stinky cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese. I'm Looking At You, Number 12. Relieved of doody. Vaseline Boy. U...

TMS 2505: Carbonated Meat

09 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Well, I was tired and I like pandas. Microwave tacos with Dunaway. My wife likes to do it in a pan. No tacos, no pizza rolls and no Lt. Yar! 11 is alm...

TMS 2504: Grandma's Greywater

08 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Championshit. Yak-In-The-Back (Don't Stab Back). Damn Dirty Ibbott. Safely pull over, THEN stab them. Skeptical About Septic Tanks. Stranger Things wi...

TMS 2503: Rat Tickler

07 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Number 4: The Larch. And you can EAT...DICE!!! Hawaiian Shirt Monday. Swifties'll Cut Ya. There are TWO popeyes. (s) Someday we'll find it, the Hackma...

TMS 2502: MOTHERLUNCH

03 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kia Soul of Love. Then you shall have no water, no A/C and no Lt Yar. Anyway, He's kind of a turd. Too Much Brown. What's the Frequency, Raynor? (v) I...

TMS 2501: Regret Slurpies

02 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Byron Was the Pantsless man at the door. Let's party! dunna-nuna-nunna-dunna-nuna-nunna-na fert to Brian. Hawaiian Nose Waxing. Big crush on granola. ...

TMS 2500: May Contain Rocks

01 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You can eat rocks! Mustard Skittles: Puke The Rainbow! The Clean-It-Yourself Hotel. World of WaterCraft. Bug bites really suck. I'm 93, what's your ex...

TMS 2499: Benito Del Taco

26 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I don't like a crotch full of beeeeeeeeees. Imma put down my headphones go clean up my printer's throw up. Did you lump on the Franksteins together? M...

TMS 2498: For the Hoard

25 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lawns are stupid & dumb. No PR, No HR, and No Lt Yar! Unbreakable Kimmy Shit. Frogpants: The Match Making Specialists! Stupid Pioneer Day. Alexand...

TMS 2497: Karen Abdul-Jabar

24 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Eartha Kitt Cosplay. My Identity Was Nearly Lyfted. She trained the cats to USUALLY do tricks. Pandamanians. Google Doesn't do that Shit for Free. Is ...

TMS 2496: Thump That Melon

20 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Need to take a pith. Don't Tip Like a Bitch. Doctor Roxy Full of Moxy. Bezel Your Fruit. What's the Frequency Amy. Smell the button. The Bourne Suprem...

TMS 2495: Gran Chorizo

19 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Spirit Halloween Planet. Sitting on my face was the wrong answer. It's a Bust Alright! Wenn ist das Nunstck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Od...

TMS 2494: Slippery Chicks

18 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Pantsters Local 513. Eyeball articulation. Abbott Hibbert Ibbotson. Passing the Grand Budatest. My burger is nothing but cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese! Persian...

TMS 2493: Upscaley Mayonnaise

17 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Coming up on TMS, He's Bald now, but still cool. Sugar Booger. Teletubbies, taking drugs without all the expense. Play Your Holes and Get Out. Bongs a...

TMS 2492: Aquapocolypse

13 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Definition of Insanity is crossing Kim. Whenever I smell my mom... Full Time Run Around and Do Shit People. 82% is 100%. Scott's Mom Is Ripe. Clem...

TMS 2491: Cheese Feud

12 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How's the old lady? How's Kim doing these days, you know she's got a casserole in the trunk. Petal Protocol. Shave the Nickle. Finnish is Hard, Englis...

TMS 2490: Outrageous Contagious

11 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Darth Tina. Is it too early to get a Grimace Milkshake. Pneumonia+. Grandma's Double Dipping Spit Shine! The Jimmy Johns Grammar Nazi. Measuring time ...

TMS 2489: Aquafert

10 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I've known this kid since she came out the chute. Johnson Mind Meld. What's an Aquafier, cause I really need to know? Diarrhea Mind Meld. Through the ...

TMS 2488: Birds are Dicks!

05 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I can't hear you. Your shirt is too loud. Stay by the Push Pin People. I like to flush when I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Futuristic Medieval Times. On...

TMS 2487: Very Muppety

29 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Read by a Frickin' Laser. Clare Island, naked yelling mandatory. A Ride with Brian's Pianst. Pits N Bumps N Pits N Bumps. Read it from the other siiii...

TMS 2486: Dead Media Society

28 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Books: The Dead Tree Media Format! No nuts, no dough, and no Lt. Yar! Hat. Whip. Snakes. Scar. Words. Moves Like Jagger. The Tacos are merely OK. Baby...

TMS 2485: Biggest of Shots

27 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Weird mutant fish body. Real Housewives of Utah Island. Building a Shaq sized strawman. Total Seinfeld Moment! She"quille O'Neal." She Thumbs Up'd me,...

TMS 2484: Embrace the Butter

26 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

LaPorte Protrusion. I'm Knackered. Giving birth to a marshmallow. I'll Soon Be Naked. Beating Aunt Barb. Laughing Clown level of Pain. How Tall is Mil...

TMS 2483: Practical & Not Janky

22 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Let the resin hit the floor. Don't Cyclobenzoprine and print. Come down period. Taste the Duke. There's a little trunk in the front. Brian bikes uphil...

TMS 2482: Gross Point Scott Blank

21 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Can't Explain The Balls. The Morning Sneeze. I'm not THAT grossed out by man wieners! Bread Bag Karen. YOU have a nipple problem. Show me a wrinkly el...

TMS 2481: The Nitty & The Gritty

20 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hell Is A Deli With No Cornish Beef. You get NO Penn, NO Teller and NO LIEUTENANT YAR! Flat Hats and Jorts. I'm Jewish so we don't have a hell. A toas...

TMS 2480: Oops, All Barbs

15 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

mmmmmmmmmmmm... Forced Sausage. Riboflavin Calcium Vitamin C. The sound of dicedtomato - meh. Hallmark Replacement Therapy. I'm ready to talk about ba...

TMS 2479: Cuke Umbers

14 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Now there's a Ldy Finger! Ey, I'm Italian Fuggedabboudit. Pickled Grandpa Peeing in the Fridge. Immature Content Warning. Sipowitz's Butt. The New Pha...

TMS 2478: ChurchGPT

13 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have You Ever Lifted An Owl's Skirt? Pee Soaked Nightmares. Owl iTubes. Walking bag of organs. I’m here to be tasted. Sushi Train-Boat. Bob and Bill...

TMS 2477: Heaving Dragon

12 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Moist from the juice. One Tall Bald Man. Nuts to Butts! Generative Barb Fill. Woke Texan Yoga Elephants! Poisonous Frog Pants. Big Dick's M'Nards. Exc...

TMS 2476: Fred Raggle

08 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Multi-Generational Uncle Ibbott. No Wizard Sword Games. Brian's got a Ticket to Ride but his aunt don't care. $16K for Gay Dot Gay. President's Death ...

TMS 2475: Insto TikTok

07 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Americans are the worst, just ask a Canadian. If it's Candy Crush, I'll SHIT myself. Tears of the Breath of the Wild of the Kingdom. Just Lucid Enough...

TMS 2474: Rancid Butter and Smelly Cheese

06 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Disregard Previous Shit. Vice President Mayonnaise. Hold my iBeer. He Flossed His Mind. A glass of milk in a suit. Catbird Moonphase Unit Zappa. I Don...

TMS 2473: The Hole Healed

05 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I Underestimate the Tadpool. Birds are Drones, Prove It You Can't! Is Oxygen a gas cuz like I really wanted to know? You get NO Scatcat, No Sledgehamm...

TMS 2472: Squandered Opportunity

01 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

RK - Really Yellow. Why are Men? 46 year old chubby women, covered in mud are my thing. The Sniff Of Weights. Jorts are a little suspect. Age/Sex/Leg...

TMS 2471: Hardy Farties

31 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Shit, It's Poop Francis. It's a-me Pushing the Pills! America's Got Stuff in Their Fridge. A Bidet for Biden. Bitch-ass men rate pain. Both Taken and ...

TMS 2470: Permanent Nubbins

30 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Your mom is Batman. Vegan Clare, Bacon Zoe. We've gone full Nick Cage! How Old is Six? Skewompus Laces. When is Van Going Home? Blind on Purpose for 1...

TMS 2469: N is for Mountain

25 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Highly Trained Medical Leeches. Happy True Star Wars Day. All my fancy friends are coming over tonight! Let The Turds Fly. Gay Mini Fridge. I changed ...

TMS 2468: Intentional International

24 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Brian knows ALL the Bangles. Luis Gooseman. The Long Weiner Goodnight! Marriage is geeky, right? Phil Wasn't Very Lucky. Ren Faire Type Deal. The All ...

TMS 2467: Patella Pasta

23 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I don't like spaghetti bolog-kneeeeeees. Other than the wiener one, I am factory fresh. Patience Rawbone was My Quaker Stripper Name. Rearrangeable &a...

TMS 2466: Pizza is Public Food

22 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Flame Canada. I Don't Like Beeeeeeeer (in Tina Voice). The Right Way To Go To High School. Extra Virgin Coffee. AI AI O. Lady Mix Tapes, For Ladies. I...

TMS 2465: Hard Lyfting

18 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This Is All The Begas You're Getting. I Could Fight a Moth for Hours. You're probably right but still Eff off. They paved Paradise and put up a Vegas ...

TMS 2464: Hairy Lady Knuckles

11 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

California Is More Because It's Long. Scheduled Temporary Podcast Uncoupling. Utah is getting a lot of action. We're gonna squirt ya some new music. T...

TMS 2463: California EXTREME!

10 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Scott is a power bottom. Would. You. Like. To. Play. A. Card. Game? Minnesota Bedroom Casual. My Hands Don't Scan. You son of a glitch. Jim Rummy send...

TMS 2462: Blue On-Air Light

09 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You'll get No TMS Monday, No TMS Tuesday, No TMS Wednesday and No Lt. Yar. Can't Tell Soft from Hard. My butt just had a rapid unscheduled pressure ev...

TMS 2461: The Royal Toot

08 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I don't care what your turnip prices are, I'm out. King Tampon III. Queen Camilla Is A Chore. Queen Lithpabith. Bracelets of Sincerity and Wisdom +2. ...

TMS 2460: Popeye Soprano

04 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You can't script Clare. Oh shit it's Chuck. Ease into a Slim Jim. Unloading Mr Carbonara. I Don't Like Bear Jerkyyyyyyy. Hats off to your fauxhawk! Ma...

TMS live from Viva TMS Vegas 2023

03 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

TMS live from Viva TMS Vegas 2023 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...

TMS 2459: Poke Shiny Things On A Screen

03 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Show me your Magic Missile. Eat a dick Pam. My days of being a ten year old girl are long behind me. The internet casts Power Word: Lag. Welcome to th...

TMS 2458: Karaoke Virgin

02 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Look at me. I am the hot pot captain now. Spice Grandmas. He Speaks Kinglish. Cocaine Lamb. It's All Rocket Surgery to Me. Kevin's Main Squeeze. Chewa...

TMS 2457: Puppet Vomit

01 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bling the Schmegma. Nobody Kissed My Dice. Side-saddle the toilet. We went to Vegas and nobody died. Hot Cow Piss. Loud volumetric human. Baby needs a...

TMS 2456: Bed, Bugs and Beyond!

20 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Pour Some Coffee On Me. I Don't Like Rapid Unscheduled Disassemblyyyyyy. Vending Machines, They Have the Meats. Without me, how would my headache get ...

TMS 2455: Original Flavor Dax

19 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You'll get no points, no prize, and NO LT. YAR. Forgetting Gary Marshall. Who vacations in Ohio? Remind me that this is Fun. Quark the Pimp. Swag Crap...

TMS 2454: Shub Genre

18 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Not beefing or queefing. Grimace: The Purple Psychic Chicken Nugget. Weekend at Birdies. Hillbilly beat boxing. How do you do, fellow birds? Heefin' a...

TMS 2453: Metting & Gretting

17 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You'll get no showbot, no emojis, and no Lieutenant Yar!! Red On Air Hilt. I Don't Like Laten........cyyyyyy. Schrödinger's TMS. There are many Kevin...

TMS 2452: Interpolation Automation

12 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Babyyyy Fart do do do do do do. This soup is not OSHA approved. DEEZ NUTZ Vending. Show Me Your Cookies. Depeche a la mode. While My Keytar Gentle Mee...

TMS 2451: Dog Spurt

11 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Life of Brians. Stupid Brain Pee. Grab my Galactus. Now Grab Your Sentinel. KTdata is Scott's backup plan. Just Close Your Face. Fast and Furious ...

TMS 2450: Gross and Sexy

10 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Growing 5 inches in 1984. Brian gets Physical (physical). Suck my Tongue. You'll get no Freddys No Five Guys and no Lieutenant Yar. produce and sell g...

TMS 2449: The H is Silent

06 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Taco Bell hot sauce: cleaning pennies AND colons. Sending out an O-S-O. Raised to say hooker. Kempt and Sheveled. Paging Dr Slenderfinger. This dryer ...

TMS 2448: Ghost Insurance

05 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Gayest Denny's in the Land. Twenty Twenty Two Three. Hit by a cold 7 inches. Casper the friendly insurance adjuster. Jon Jagger, not my wife! Self-Clo...

TMS 2447: Escape O'Room

04 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Land O' Lukes. What's Under YOUR Eyepatch? Shit Sneeze. Deep Roy, Devourer of Worlds. Leakin' Schmoo Fluid from the Ding Dong. Tiny Four Year Old Shit...

TMS 2446: Bare Minimum Monday

03 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Option 18 with two egg rolls. Six Inches And Growing. Tori Aim-it-at-us. As God as my witness I thought Easter eggs could fly. Hawaiian Shirt Season. ...

TMS 2445: Stray Chicklet

30 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Brian Eat, Craps, and Leaves Vegas. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, even if it's wrong. The FULL Irish. Monkey see. Monkey can't be bothered to...

TMS 2444: Passive Aggressive Bingo

29 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Left-Handed are Sinister. I'm Brian Ibbott, Prepare to be Touched! We had Zoe at Bacon. Seriously, I'm not drunk. I've only had 15 drinks so far. ...

TMS 2443: The Singular Peanut

28 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

GOLDFILLLING! We've Lost Left Strutter! OH NO WE'RE GOING TO DIE!... j/k wanna marry me? Mind if I record this in case we crash? Rage against the burr...

TMS 2442: Plain White Tea

27 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A bicycle built for poo. I don't like Stewieeeeee. The Avengers: Edamame. Premature Disconnection. Ancient bacterial cultures, huh? Stupid Farmer's Al...

TMS 2441: Dune Mom

23 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

50 Shades Of Gay. Lawn Poop Vacuum. The Mortal Stream. Miss D. Meaner and Mr. Weiner. Donald Duck Learns The Fibonacci Sequence. Change is hard, use d...

TMS 2440: Tickle Pips

22 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Galactus Cage Could Eat a Planet for Hours. Cartier Johnson. The Diamond Daughter. All Dressed, Not Naked. That Guy on Twitter Lied Again. Alan Cummin...

TMS 2439: Kiss your ant

21 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

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TMS 2438: Weird Pork Extras

20 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Do buffalos have wings, cuz I, like, really wanted to know? Winner Junior. If you wanted to join today, then wait till Wednesday. North Weast Is My Fa...

TMS 2437: Rats in the corn chute

16 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Snagging the rubber. Whil's Whife. Was there a show yesterday, cuz I, like, really wanted to know? Here Today Gone Temari. The Irish love their Double...

TMS 2436: Traumatized Batman Resin Sculpture

14 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There are 2 things you need to make it in the topless gig economy. New trigger, who dis? Dump a Load on Annie. Squirrely Roundhouse Shenanigans. Never...

TMS 2435: Nacho Nacho Wins!

13 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

That Asian Kid's a Hoot! Welcome to the Frogpants Cafeteria (it's a lovely place). Keep your schnauzer out of my schnitzel! No show Wednesday. Brian i...

TMS 2434: My Newt Minute

09 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Put Your Gees Back In Your Louise. If I can borrow your phone I can call long-distance for the figures. That bear was one day away from retirement. My...

TMS 2433: Grooton

08 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Wolverine Would Toss That Salad. The Chronic Masticator. The Amazing Adventures of Gassy and Sleepy. Runnin On Kimchi. You Know... Jon Stewart... The ...

TMS 2432: Flip Floppy Hoo Ha

07 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I hate the tuck. The Bride of Frankenberger. Tune in Turn on and Turn against. The Psychology of Strangers. Deer in the doorbell ditch. Our house is a...

TMS 2431: My Sandwich Board Hell

06 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

NuDuckDotComComcast. Stinky Rotten Cabbage Bag. Utah's Hottest Available Singles! The Witch The wardrobe and the Weiner. You'll have no Discovery, no ...

TMS 2430: Bougie Picnic Basket

02 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

That Looks Like a Pokemon I'd Like to Capture. Hungry Shark do-do-do-do-do Hungry Shark do-do-do-do-do. It all made sense till I woke up. Neither Take...

TMS 2429: Just suck em

01 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Olivia Newton-John, The Taste Of Australia. Jessica Cheese Stain. worrying about doors since 2011. Can I Be Your Personal Hoser? All Forms of BACON Ar...

TMS 2428: Uncomfortably Numb

28 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Tramp Stamp Generation. Rock, paper, scissors, gold, ceramic. Facing mortality at the dentist. In case of Van, don't break glass. Accidentally Rac...

TMS 2427: Exit Teeth

23 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Scotts Leaky Thing. I Don't Like Bad Taxidermyyyyyy. Shadow, When the Walls Fell. Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Shoot 'em into space. Chocolate Factories Smell ...

TMS 2426: Almond Taylor Joy

22 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Yellow Bag of Sadness. M-m-m-my granola. Limp Peanuts. There were FORK heads! Fetching Bottled Dasani for the Hobbits. house smells like Deez Nuts. Sl...

TMS 2425: Sleep Podcasting

21 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Utah, the Dutch Oven State. Meth N' Sexy Hotel. Is There A Branch Of The Military That Just 3D Prints Things, Because I REALLY want to know! I'll rub ...

TMS 2424: Cocaine Dingos

20 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Stowaway J Frog. Ant-Man is in Quantumania. Check the Nuts and the Anus. No One Falls Like Gaston! Red On-Air Crabs. I don't like to PEEEEEEE during A...

TMS 2423: How I Met Your Matcha

16 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tower Defense your Thermostat. All your memes are belong to us. Rent the Covermobile. Don't get too excited, it's full of white people. Free roaming K...