The Morning Stream

TMS 2392: Meth on the Cob

15 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Only murders in the dungeon. Who Goes Out To Get A Salad?Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right. Self Driving in the middle with you. Stupid Gi...

TMS 2391: Dingly Dangly Dongle

13 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Diarrhea Dog is the worst Yoga move. I Don't Like Eeeeeeeeee Batteries. The Ones you Lick that Hurt. Save a Soul-a-Thon. When you're not here, you're ...

TMS 2390: Big Polygamy Vans

12 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I Think He Blew a Transformer. Rated RRR. Who got time to read 7 books? You can Liquid Dance if you want to, you can leave your poop behind. THEN YOU ...

TMS 2389: Hello sticky kitters

08 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Age-Old Tradition of Beating Your Mom. Where's my Diamond Bracelet, Brian? Frozone Pizza. Where's Elmo. Smells like me in here. Totos for Peepoo. ...

TMS 2388: Rise Revolt Repeat

07 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Eating Mustard Every Day. The Short Answer? It's Bullshit. Marie Osmond Squirted Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory. Friends that Lick Poles. Yeet ou...

TMS 2387: Plumsplaining

06 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Which way does YOUR toilet flow? I know him! He's a friend from the oven! Hail Santa. Gknee Gknee Gknee Gkneeeeeee. Shepard in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaceeeee. g...

TMS 2386: Adventure Pizza

05 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tina Taco. Whoa, Blue Beetle, Bam-ba-lam. Once You Poop You Can't Stop. Sexy Jim Varney Voice. We Don't Need Another Gyro. woke dirt chode. What's The...

TMS 2385: Herd of Freaky Turkeys

01 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Give me the uterus, i'll give you the deck! My Haterade brings all the trolls to the yard. You know, the Never Ending Story flying dog thing. How many...

TMS 2384: Batteries Not Ingested

30 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

TvsTravis Killed the Radio Travis. Felonious Monks. Hey, Too Early for a Meth Sandwich? Cough Drop Unit. Dunaway gets YEEEETed. Only the Beastie Boys ...

TMS 2383: Mistakes on a Plane

29 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Wakwanzaa Forever. Tossing Salads and Scrambled Eggs for Christmas. Brian Has No Soul: Week 3. It's No Popeye. But What Is. A Master Blaster Christmas...

TMS 2382: Related Turkeys

28 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Queer and Present Danger. Hunger Games for Hillbillies. Drunk Cherries. I Can't Believe It's Not Butt Tar. Underwear crapnel. Would you like fries wit...

TMS 2381: Peppy le Pugh

23 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Which of You Bastards Said Serenity? Garmondo? Sounds Great! Five Guys COVID and Lies. AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE! Shalala La Boof. A regular human sized ...

TMS 2380: Sopranosaurus

22 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

WaKaren Forever. Fantastic Sleeps and Where to Find Them. Like a Hostess pie, but good. I Have A Way With Peepoo. He fancies himself a banksy. It's a ...

TMS 2379: The Old Ball and Chainsaw

21 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Your Kidneys Are Incredible. Airlines Can Bite My Left Buttcheek. I Can Only Taste Hand Lotion. Upper Deck of a German Toilet. Aria Stark's Shit List....

TMS 2378: Probably Pacino

10 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Don't Repeat the Pizza Rolls. Wiener Nougat. Jim Henson Whips it Out. Look at the big brain on Travis! The Beard of Knowledge. Lets Hear That 5150 Rev...

TMS 2377: Open Carry Chicken!

09 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Age is Just a Number... and the Slow Degradation of Tissues and Cells. Exceeding the Pun Density Limit. Wither do you wander Mr Michigander. How Scare...

TMS 2376: Sorry Dead People!

08 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Duke of Earl of Sandwich. Doves Are Pigeons Too! Titillating Titanium Talk. If I Could Just Use Your Chicken. Chink in the armor, lovingly. Mr and...

TMS 2375: Avengers! Detention!

07 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

From Tom Cruise to Ted Cruz. Pickle Ass Rubber Mushrooms. You must hate having sex. Nut Hunt. William Shatspear. No licking hypnotoad. A Strong Health...

TMS 2374: No Context Pumpkin

03 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Does your Johnson have a big head? It cost $8 to submit this title. Ibbott's Own Salad Dressing. Razzberry Teet Milk. Headphone Rotation Flummoxation....

TMS 2373: Ulf Busdriversson

02 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There's a door on the Roof. Flosspants Studios. Catsup The Gathering. Mashed Potatoes Regret. It's 4 million Affleck's and 364 Buscemi's away. It's yo...

TMS 2372: Schmo?

01 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sansa-Level Whackadoo. Gundam Style. One guy had to be Voltron's ass. Bye Bye Moist Pony. Beware The Mustache!! Good old Steve whatshisname. Teenage d...

TMS 2371: Lower Deck Nougat

31 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Velmasplaining Haloween. Coverlord. What's this? !s What's this? Someone killed a bear. Every Halloween I show up wearing nothing. Isn't There A Choco...

TMS 2370: Angle Face

27 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A Tale of Two Michelles. Undo with Crayon-Z. The McBrian is Back! Sexy Science Jesus. I am pants at that game. Print me the idol, I will print you the...

TMS 2369: Always Assume Spider

26 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I don't like Fish peeeeee teaaaaaaa. You Can Stand Under My Novella. Teddy Bears, Nipples, and Gold Bikinis. You Require More Ingots! A Clump of Teens...

TMS 2368: The Replacement Jedi

25 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

My Ears are a Foot Apart? The Call Is Coming From Inside The Hearse. It came in a flesh box. Backyard Men. BBQ-Anon. Dirty Diseased Denverites. Limp E...

TMS 2367: Maize Maze

24 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Scoot and Breen are Fart. Poop Jokes and Ryan. Meta On Air LIght. I love comics but NOT THAT ONE. Who The Hell Is This?! These Pumpkins ain't gonna ch...

TMS 2366: Oops All Viagra

19 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I would walk 500 feet and I would walk 500 more Just to wreck my back and fall down at your door. Johnson Family Feud. Never Fruity Pebble a Samoan wh...

TMS 2365: No One Wants Hungry Greasy Turkey

18 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Yo These Speakers Are The Shit. I Don't Like Squeaky Teeeeeeeeens. Drive backward and it says Paul is dead. William Tell Lost his New Grooves. When di...

TMS 2364: Curbside Soul Delivery

17 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You can't throw RICE. Pan Solo. New Shave, who dis? Drivethru ASMR. What if he doesn't survive, he's no good to me bread. Can I poo here or do I have ...

TMS 2363: What's in YOUR tube meat?

13 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bleats By Dre. Braunsweiger? Sure, I like all kinds of music. The Tell Tale Smoke Alarm. My beauty monkey hump. Look Out Demons, I've Got Balls!! The ...

TMS 2362: Chicken Fork

12 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Stop The Hunch, Stand For TMS. This Board is Looking Sus. Say the title! Baarrryyyyy'd. Chuck the Retro Buddy Good Friend. Girls Just Want To Tune In ...

TMS 2361: Moist Meat Prison

11 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Can I tap that camel? American Cheese is Neither American nor Cheese. Discuss. I Dont Like Injections in My Peeeeeeeeeeeeeen. Hork It Outta Your Dooda...

TMS 2360: Porch Pirate Prevention

10 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Poutine Thanksgiving. Viagra + Muscle Relaxant: An Upper and a Downer. European and Eurohurtin'. Jesus Christ, Wood Whisper. Take this package around...

TMS 2359: Zero points of articulation

06 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tall Guy with the Small Fry. Shit Out of Luck Dot Com. Fletchamentals. Unboxing the 4 eyed Cactus. Coitus, Amphetamines, and Mating Possibilities. I j...

TMS 2358: Pins & Pens

05 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I Always Cry When I Exit a Vagina. Safety Peens. I Specialize in Quickdraw McGraw. TMS: Now with 100% more grandpa. Junk Drawer Flex. Airport crocs. T...

TMS 2357: Spaceship On A Stick

04 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Taylor goes in, baby comes out. Can't explain that! Point me in the Direction of your Schlongsleiger. For room service, press 2. For corpse removal, p...

TMS 2356: Explain your pants

03 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ménage Quad. The Deep Cake is a lie. Nine Inch Nails on a Chalkboard. Deaths from Monkey Pox are RARELY fatal. All in on the Nurple Booby. Duh, Twinn...

TMS 2355: Cow Choke Point

30 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dogs Must be Accompanied by an Emotional Support Human. Tubi or not Tubi. The $34 Twenty Dollar Bill. When life gives you Kim vacations, use Carter. S...

TMS 2354: Click the Monkey!

28 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Rook and the Rectum. Cats Need Comfort And Cardboard. Taste that biscuit. Does Metal Have Hair 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know... I Don't Like C...

TMS 2353: Taco Hell

27 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Snails of Dusseldorf. Chewing on the Boba. I don't like little balls in my teeeeeeeea. Professor Holden McGroin. This Is Just Floatin' Meat. Bring...

TMS 2352: Pollywood Handshake

26 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Someone Wake Billy Joel Osment. The Tallest Idiot. Cheddar Flavored Cheese Product. Kirkland in, Kirkland out. Under the door YouTube fart noises. Con...

TMS 2351: Hesitant Evil

22 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Brick and Motor. Eating your pet peeves. Squirrel vs. the Batman. Beyond Nose Meat. There are FOUR LINKS. Hello from the Eisner-side. A Sonic Masticat...

TMS 2350: Sentient Signatures

21 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I want spiders precisely zero times. Brother In Law from Another Mother in Law. THERE ARE THREE BRIANS. Snoozed the Spider. Pee-Wee Simpson and Bart H...

TMS 2349: Welcome to Clown Town

19 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Do Goats Have Hands 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know. Cool, like a Finger in the Anus. Sir Babycakes. Take the 20 leave the weed. Thanos, Moon Knight...

TMS 2348: Octa-Canarians

15 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Congressional Medal of Jesus. I've got Covid too and I feel fine. Covid Zero. Holy Trinity of Hemsworth. THERE ARE TWO LINES! Rashy in the wet. Johnso...

TMS 2347: Towel Sniffing Dogs

14 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hong kong donkey dong. Can You Hook Me Up With A Fertility Idol? No One Manscapes Like Gaston. Wasn't there some Captain with a Hook? I could eat a bo...

TMS 2346: Sploot Your Beans

13 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

No one called Saul. Amazing Lace how sweet the sound. Polite British orgasm. I Don't Like Steve Zahn's Weeeeeeeeeeen. Everyone does THAT guy. Tropical...

TMS 2345: Sweet Pickle Peanuts

12 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I Bless the rain down in Aaaanaheimmmm. No Batmans allowed. Gary of the Planet Lantronix. International House of Garbage Pancakes. I spent most of the...

TMS 2344: Snoop Lore

08 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Don't Show Me Your EULA. My only expertise is that I have also seen The Crown. Fetch me the body wipes. Melted Down Gummy Patty. D23... Dice or Die. N...

TMS 2343: Danny Trio

07 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Getting Crabs in Alaska. Noice Poist. Frienden Brasier. This Line is just Nine miles long (tune of Got my Mind set on you). C&C You Next Time. Wei...

TMS 2342: Aggressively Italian

06 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

G to the Double O D Morning to ya! Your Uncle Tony is My Uncle Tony. He was watching your dot. You ORDERED it! Googly eye butt. Weird Potato Business....

TMS 2341: Listen to this hole

25 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What kind of a Pig Deal? I'm going to install ejector seats after this. Typing like a Pirate Day. Milton goes to jail. The Real Test is Doing The Test...

TMS 2340: Red On Air Fluff

24 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Fingering the peanut butter. Mmmmmm Vie-eeee-na Sausage. With Great Front seats, comes great responsibility. Real Seaman. Hazel Newts. Mayo On It's Ow...

TMS 2339: A Fish Every Six Inches

23 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Pull the Squirrel's Nuts. Having a Liquid Moment. I don't like to cleaaaaaan my screeeeeeeen! Denis Miller doing Peter Griffin. Grandma's False Bottom...

TMS 2338: ForkLyfting

22 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Putting the CO in Cocaine. Bald Face in Bold. Biting necks and doing business. Get your grummans, gremlins or grown men there by Thursday. Sorry, Our ...

TMS 2337: Who Runs Duck Town?

18 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Grab your love sack. Golly Gosh Darn Freakin' Heck. Grills with Brad intent. PooTatoes. Blame The Three Year Old. You won't believe this actor wasn't ...

TMS 2336: The 7th traffic circle of Hell

17 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Let's Blow Buttholes. What's a Bruin with you? A roundabout discussion about traffic circles. John Deer Crossing. Splooting Squirrels. The Cardinal: R...

TMS 2335: Forever Moops

16 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mentos. The Reef Maker. You can't Dream on a Bag of Salad. McDonald's Glory Hole. I snored 40 pounds ago. The Squirrel conspiracy. Urine so much troub...

TMS 2334: Is Brad's Drink Okay?

15 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Irish Roundabout is NOT a sex move. New Improved 20% Thicker Scott. Brian's extra thick bottom. Spanking Mint. I don't like Burger CHEEEEESE. Ah I'm B...

TMS 2333: CMOS Smoothie

11 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Both Hunky and Dory. Galactica Hatch. Cruller on the Craft Table. Confirmed: We've Got Space Junk! that's how you get batmites! Vegas Mob Dropbox. Eve...

TMS 2332: Dungeons, Dragons and Dives

10 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Podcast Trophy measuring contest. The Bluey Cinematic Universe. Teachin' Grandma to Suck Eggs. Eggs are technically eggs. Show Without Merritt. Two Sm...

TMS 2331: Peanut in Bed

09 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The cleanest rock in Utah. Zoe Brings the Red-on-air light. Torso Pillow Man. Whats his power? Hugs! How does Space Force Work? You're a collapsing ve...

TMS 2330: Cat Bus!

08 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

White Knuckle Lyfting. DefecateCon 5. Grabbed by the chuckles. Anson Dis Mount. Ballpointing leaves a mark. Bleaching Elephant Buttholes. Dark Barry. ...

TMS 2329: Uber Duber Stuber

04 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Her Dog Is Appropriate. Lady Fart or Dog Fart? The Shortest Skirt in Alabama. The Retiree Look. Whoville Poodley Noodles. Gobbing my way to the top. L...

TMS 2328: Dual Duel

03 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ET TikTok Home! Unwaxed Seaweed. How to Plan a Rough Night of Intercourse. Never Ending Theeeeeeme Sooooong. Kill the Spider with a Lighter, Small Fri...

TMS 2327: Stop, drop and collaborate

02 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Calories Don't Count On Birthdays. 25 Footlongs in the Office. They are still not popular with the gays. Five guys, Five Dingdongs. The Denver Turd Nu...

TMS 2326: Everyone's the Rube

01 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Injured in an accident? Call the Law Office of Carbuncle, Pedestal and Dolman. The Goddamn Butterfly. Pounding That Caffeine. My Heart's Alone. Love D...

TMS 2325: Dude, Where's my license?

28 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Often there's nudity. Come to TMS Vegas, they might have frogs. Pounding Mozzarella for One. I don't like Lawn Enveeeeee. Half the debauchery is gone....

TMS 2324: Burper Phone

26 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I was blinded by the Black Light. Ejaculation Nation. Watchers Give Me the Willies. Airport Food Roulette. Frodo Bilbo and Zack. Who runs Swinger town...

TMS 2323: A Sting from Bee-Hind

25 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You're a Swinger... Good on Ya! In Scott's Head Everyone is Naked. Just like a Saturday night at Ibbot's Lyft. You're wearing the band! Pull your pant...

TMS 2322: Thiquid

21 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hey! Go Away! It's Been One Week Since The Bee Stung Me. Tickling the Beans! I don't like people watching me PEEEEEE! Wolfhart Mongo. The Food Borne I...

TMS 2321: Shake that, Takespeare

20 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Meta suing Meta is so Meta. Great Dicks in Video Game History. Back Alley Dumpster Pizza now available through DoorDash. Bung Punching the Irish. I wi...

TMS 2320: For why?

19 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Nips for Tips. Wedge: the Basic Bitch of Salads. 1 sex worker, 2 sex workers, red sex worker, blue sex worker. The Squeaky Bean is my Wrestling name i...

TMS 2318: The Kevin Kebab

14 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Third Rabbit of the Poohpocalypse. Facebook is crap. Beep beep beep boop boop beep beep! I Don't Like to Sneeeeeeeze. Black Belt In Something. I was a...

TMS 2318: Hey Bird Dogs

13 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Catches fleas just like flies. South Pahk The Cah. Doing Edibles In The Van With Shaggy. Kirkland Brand Buffalo Wild Wings. Knowing All the Prominent ...

TMS 2317: Insecto Cooter

12 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

TMS Onlyfans coming. Pull Up Your Pants, Your Vegas Is Showing. These Trying Karen Times. An Acrid Arachnid. Beware Of Satins. 90 minutes of Stink. Do...

TMS 2316: Dry Erase Bear

11 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Russell Crow is a big fun tub of goo. Doxing Dunaway's dealer. Use the Same Hole. He's Hot blooded, boosted and see, got a fever of 103. The Same Caan...

TMS 2315: Wax n Vax

07 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Deep Breath in, Deep Breath out, PANCAKES. I guess I'm the manager today. BA Barakus Variant. Fix that Floater! Is this your dream deck card? Intervie...

TMS 2314: The Bed Ejection

06 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Pancakes with a side of concussion. Brian Dabbled in College. One Toothed Mayo Man. Does the Nile reach into England? I Don't Like FreeVeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

TMS 2313: Whispers of the Sheep

05 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Arvada. Population: Brian. Well Oiled Date Night. There are FOUR Hobbits. What things do you like about Vegas? Mowing a lawn with a fully exposed John...

TMS 2312: Fiddlin' with Fire

30 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Short Enough to smell your feet. Runnin' From Johnny Law! My Hose is a Grower, Not a Show-er. Hosed and Chosed. Kicking June in the Corn Chute. Tony B...

TMS 2311: Swamp Water Slurpee

29 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Teens Are Often Hard On Hoses. Neuro Somethin' Somethin' Protein Dillywhacker. Roll for Initiative Against Your Mom. Untitled Breastfeeding Mom and Go...

TMS 2310: This Other Garbage

28 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Brian's Vegas Residency. Ask Scott to ask Brian to ask Alexa to ask Samuel about snakes. Snakes on a Podcast. Tadpool Is Not Wikipedia. I hear boobs a...

TMS 2309: Bicycle Oyster Cult

27 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Croc Blocked. Important Taint Paint. My aunt has MS! I mean, allergies. Chode Butter and VIP Charcuterie. Reinforced nipple area. Chester, he was a Pr...

TMS 2308: Mouth To Hose

23 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A Rose by any other name would be a strawberry. Noooooooooooobi Wan. Yawnsplaining. DeezNuts Chode Butter. Shanter 64. Guy in a Hut Who's Good with a ...

TMS 2307: Fame Monsters

22 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

More Than A Finger In The Peanut Butter. X Squared Umbrella Kumquat. Biden's Bike Biff. Drunk with baby. Obama's Bush. I don't like Bon Appeteeeeeeeee...

TMS 2306: Rotten Davitoe

21 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mad Kim, Fury Road. Dandy, Where's My Car? We Mixed Darrens and Dudes. Beware of the Lake Ding Dong. I just saved 15% on my Insecurance! I wish all sq...

TMS PM for 6-17-2022: Gleen Rantern

17 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You'll have NO Pet Sounds, NO SGT Peppers and NO LT YAR. Green Food Ring Machine. Rating Casios by Smell. Chicago et Cetera. hot white people burrito....

TMS 2305: Outpipe Spicy

15 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Single Syllable Suck It. Late Spaghetti Dreams. Star Trek is My 19th Favorite Star Wars. What the F(ood Tr)uck. Slappin' the Bantha Meat. I Don't Like...

TMS 2304: Yellow Simmons

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Uncle Ben Killed Batman's Parents. Good for Hummy. What kind of sick cucumber snuff film is this? Hottie McBabypants. Darts in your Cornhole. Tossing ...

TMS 2303: Watt Hertz

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's Neither A Circus, Nor A Peanut, Discuss. Seahorse by Etsy. Dead Man Guacing. Not quite Hawaiian shirt healthy. Grant Theft Fruit: Santa Barbara. ...

TMS 2302: The Beef Chicken Ratio

09 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Southern Takeover With Amy. He Lives on a Farm and Rakes Grass. They All Die in the End, Eventually. Tolerating the Other Carolina. Lobster Diver havi...

TMS 2301: Carcalepsy

08 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Follow Penis Man, Like and Circumcise. Naked Men are Problematic. Phones Have Cameras Now. Scott Drives Kim to Puke. Didja Ever Lose Your Taters? Focu...

TMS 2300: Doxxing Hitchcock

06 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Yakity Yak Don't Crap Back. The Nips in our Stars. 2026 All Barfing All The Time. Lucy in the Sky with Sideboob. Nailing Goldblum's Body. Bohemiam Ram...

TMS 2299: I'm A Car Shark

02 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I need time off for Chode Maintenance. Do Payphones Have Change Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. Taste The Rainbow, puke The Rainbow. Woah, black...

TMS 2298: The Leavings of Newman

01 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

That's not Marvel, It's Canadian. Our Very Own Little Hammond. Giraffes In Space!! The Strawberries Taste Like Vomit and the Chicken Tastes Like Wood....

TMS 2297: 28 Dresses Later...

31 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mansplaining Boob Sweat. Money for Nothing and the Super Chix for free. A Cubic Mass of Giraffes. Windmills are BS. Beefy Boob Unit. STOP! Escher Time...

TMS 2296: I've Seen Its Crack

26 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Plenty of Cocks with Amy. Bad UTAH Connection. I don't like whizzy cheeeeeeeese. Eat it on a Flip Flop, in the Clip Clop. Baby's do well in car accide...

TMS 2295: Distracting Extraction

25 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

He Was Only A Sub Dentist. I don't like pulling teeeeeeth? Mavis Beacon Teaches Golf. Lower High School Poopy. Super Soldier Butt Plug. Can I Pop In H...

TMS 2294: Han Hacked First

23 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Audience Is Naked. Twirly Fish Sandwiches. Super Long-Haired Sausage Dogs. Keep on CPappin'. Orlando, we have a problem! Dinosaurs from the Dinosa...