The Morning Stream

TMS 2422: A Cup of Coughy

15 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Show Me Your Virginia Johnson. The Naked Gak. Fun-Sized Clare. We named the Scott Indiana. Plop Salad, it's like dump cake, only healthier. Nothing Tw...

TMS 2421: Halley's Potato

14 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

THEN YOU CAN EX-WIFE!!! Aw Shoot, Another UFO. Don't Make Me Say Your Zipcode! Tap dat asteroid. Some Like it Not. An eel slappin' good time! You Lyin...

TMS 2420: Back in the war days

13 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sittin' in a Bikini, Yellin' at the Chat. What's the Multiverse doing these days? You know it's got alternatives. Rihanna Played Next Level Smash Brot...

TMS 2419: Don't Touch the Thermos Tat

08 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Poking the parking lot bear. Predator V Shrek. Tell Alexa What You Want, What You Really, Really Want (and she'll obey 7/10 times). 62% Chance He Did ...

TMS 2418: Deep Galileo Hole

07 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Wasn't there an Extra Terrestrial movie called E.T. something? Brush Up on Your Bogart. They Had DNA In 1982. Your Father Fought in the Star Wars. Lem...

TMS 2417: Body Doodle

06 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Assassin's Creed VA LA HA! I don't like the Grameeeeees. Never Dab. Zoe Brings Tina's Birthday. Don't Trigger The Gak! Rocket Raccoon's doodle double....

TMS 2416: Pavlov's Chatroom

02 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If Clare's Your Buddy, Get A THIRD Buddy! Flesh Chute. The Security Guard Was Standing Sideways! Can you come get your DOG!? Periodically Looking at t...

TMS 2414: Portal Fixation

01 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

America: We have the ports. Neither Guinea Nor Pig. Pure Frickin' Water. I can't Stand the Guy but I want his hair. I'd tap that cactus. That Doesn't ...

TMS 2414: 4K Por Que

31 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lovely Lady Dumps. Waiter, There's a Hair in my Ibuprofen. Bang, Zoom, Buzz, To the Moon! Just Let Veronica Win. He Said Cunk With A K. How do hockey ...

TMS 2413: Hi, the Cure

30 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

From Nun to 13 Children. THEN YOU CAN KEEN WAH! Are you there, God? It's my uterus. I Don't Like Naked Fleaaaaaaaaaaa. Pass it through the pants. I co...

TMS 2412: Groinal Zones

25 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How do you like your eggs? Inexpensive. Butt: The 12th Spice. In Post-Soviet Russia Pez Dispenses YOU. Pillow Murder. Morgan Freeman narrates my dream...

TMS 2411: Paging Dr Tang

24 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy St Merkins Day. This Message is for Red Sonja. Lovingly Touch Your Modok. Everything Everywhere All Nominated at Once. I Can't Suck My Own. You'...

TMS 2410: Beefy Tips

23 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Top of the Ramen to ye. I didn't do the Doctor but I might have done her deputy. I've Seen Loki 'All The Way!'. You're Wrong, Elizabeth, So Wrong. The...

TMS 2409: Edging The Vinyl

19 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Amputate The Grandma. Don't Put That in Your Mouth. A Saturday Night at Froggers House. Lies and the Lying Liars who Lie. Nobody pays me to talk to my...

TMS 2408: Optimistically Pessimistic!

18 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ginko Bologna. Up your carb hole. The Last Mandalorians of Us. That's appropriation, mate! Pasties and Meatballs. All Those People Are Dead. The throa...

TMS 2407: Let's go Cantaloupe!

17 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I Like Tiny Pasta and I Cannot Lie. And It Comes With a Free Raspberry. vomit: the Ctrl-alt-del of the stomach. With His Mouth, Not With His Butt. Pos...

TMS 2406: Feetures include Paytoween!

12 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Stick It in Mien Kampf! URL the Porn Dog. Kim Paid Veronica. NDBA: None Disclosure Burger Agreement. All of the Audiobooks are available in print form...

TMS 2405: Large Form Marshmallow

11 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

James and the Unbruisable Peach. Manpons. Cash, Lube, and Burner Phone. Condom Spinner. Bhutanese Passpop. I'ma eat that baby. A savory Salty Soup. C...

TMS 2404: Boomer Buddies

10 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Galaga Dots. Sagging Bosom Buddies. He Died, Turns Out He Was Terminal. What if mystery person A and mystery person B had a baby. The Frogpantian Sham...

TMS 2403: Professional Eye Roller

09 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Spayed and Neutered, the Bob Barker Secret. Sucked into Hooker Busienss. don't call me Shirley, Sackbut! That guy with the needle lied. The Most Ton o...

TMS 2402: Bjork Irritation

05 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Make Something Better, Monkey. Sleepless in Salt Lake. Dry Hard: With a Resin. That Guy on Hawkeye Lied. Yippee Kayee, 3D Printer. Women Got Cool Guts...

TMS 2401: Potato C.H.I.P.S.

04 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Magnum 3.14159. I'mma livin' in a stop. I'mma livin' in a Po-ke-stop. I don't like STEEEAAM Games. I wanna know what Trek is. I want you to show me. I...

TMS 2400: Egg Nog Zero

03 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I enjoy large rear ends, I can't falsify that fact. Don't you see my five stars?! Dollar Stores Anchored by Spirit Halloweens. Making Thickened Liquid...

The TMS NYE Special!

31 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The TMS NYE Special! Enjoy! And donate to the Extralife Children's Network! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on A...

TMS 2399: Dr. Tobias Aturn

29 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sex With Hitler 2: Electric Boogaloo! Come with me, and we'll be, in a world of purest syndication. Four Season's Dildo Shop. The cost of getting your...

TMS 2398: Roiders of the Purple Sage

28 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Vibraphone, for the ladies. Franco, but not the one you think! Christ Krispies. Vanmagadon. That sticky Golden Grahams feeling. Mike Oldfield's Series...

TMS 2396: Anson Dismount

26 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

3D Printed Anger. Scott Remakes The Calendar. Picking Up and Haulin' Granny's. There's no soccer in Maverick! Porn Shack. Drunk on Midichlorians. Slap...

TMS 2396: Resting trucker hat

22 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Brian Bends the Knee. When One Door Closes a Door Becomes a Window. Ooooh the Uterus is done!The Sauce of the Monkey. Cysticles. Concentrated Boob Swe...

TMS 2395: Zamboni the Vampire

21 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Flurturnstic Flur. The Jesus Kid. Micro Gift For Kim. You like Video Games? Hold my Juice Box. Control of Clare. Gin Soaked Potato Phone. Tracksuit ma...

TMS 2394: Thanos Ginger Snap

20 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Demon Anus Breath. An LCD trip. Meat con carnage. Did You Ever Read About the Frog Who Wanted Pants? And Then He Got Some. Cop a Feel of That Onion. T...

TMS 2393: How chunky is the Monkey

19 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There's No Business Like Sciatica Business. Dumb Muffs. Chiropractors Get You Hooked on the Crack. DiCaprio Level Seating. I'd love to do that with my...

TMS 2392: Meth on the Cob

15 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Only murders in the dungeon. Who Goes Out To Get A Salad?Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right. Self Driving in the middle with you. Stupid Gi...

TMS 2391: Dingly Dangly Dongle

13 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Diarrhea Dog is the worst Yoga move. I Don't Like Eeeeeeeeee Batteries. The Ones you Lick that Hurt. Save a Soul-a-Thon. When you're not here, you're ...

TMS 2390: Big Polygamy Vans

12 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I Think He Blew a Transformer. Rated RRR. Who got time to read 7 books? You can Liquid Dance if you want to, you can leave your poop behind. THEN YOU ...

TMS 2389: Hello sticky kitters

08 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Age-Old Tradition of Beating Your Mom. Where's my Diamond Bracelet, Brian? Frozone Pizza. Where's Elmo. Smells like me in here. Totos for Peepoo. ...

TMS 2388: Rise Revolt Repeat

07 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Eating Mustard Every Day. The Short Answer? It's Bullshit. Marie Osmond Squirted Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory. Friends that Lick Poles. Yeet ou...

TMS 2387: Plumsplaining

06 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Which way does YOUR toilet flow? I know him! He's a friend from the oven! Hail Santa. Gknee Gknee Gknee Gkneeeeeee. Shepard in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaceeeee. g...

TMS 2386: Adventure Pizza

05 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tina Taco. Whoa, Blue Beetle, Bam-ba-lam. Once You Poop You Can't Stop. Sexy Jim Varney Voice. We Don't Need Another Gyro. woke dirt chode. What's The...

TMS 2385: Herd of Freaky Turkeys

01 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Give me the uterus, i'll give you the deck! My Haterade brings all the trolls to the yard. You know, the Never Ending Story flying dog thing. How many...

TMS 2384: Batteries Not Ingested

30 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

TvsTravis Killed the Radio Travis. Felonious Monks. Hey, Too Early for a Meth Sandwich? Cough Drop Unit. Dunaway gets YEEEETed. Only the Beastie Boys ...

TMS 2383: Mistakes on a Plane

29 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Wakwanzaa Forever. Tossing Salads and Scrambled Eggs for Christmas. Brian Has No Soul: Week 3. It's No Popeye. But What Is. A Master Blaster Christmas...

TMS 2382: Related Turkeys

28 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Queer and Present Danger. Hunger Games for Hillbillies. Drunk Cherries. I Can't Believe It's Not Butt Tar. Underwear crapnel. Would you like fries wit...

TMS 2381: Peppy le Pugh

23 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Which of You Bastards Said Serenity? Garmondo? Sounds Great! Five Guys COVID and Lies. AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE! Shalala La Boof. A regular human sized ...

TMS 2380: Sopranosaurus

22 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

WaKaren Forever. Fantastic Sleeps and Where to Find Them. Like a Hostess pie, but good. I Have A Way With Peepoo. He fancies himself a banksy. It's a ...

TMS 2379: The Old Ball and Chainsaw

21 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Your Kidneys Are Incredible. Airlines Can Bite My Left Buttcheek. I Can Only Taste Hand Lotion. Upper Deck of a German Toilet. Aria Stark's Shit List....

TMS 2378: Probably Pacino

10 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Don't Repeat the Pizza Rolls. Wiener Nougat. Jim Henson Whips it Out. Look at the big brain on Travis! The Beard of Knowledge. Lets Hear That 5150 Rev...

TMS 2377: Open Carry Chicken!

09 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Age is Just a Number... and the Slow Degradation of Tissues and Cells. Exceeding the Pun Density Limit. Wither do you wander Mr Michigander. How Scare...

TMS 2376: Sorry Dead People!

08 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Duke of Earl of Sandwich. Doves Are Pigeons Too! Titillating Titanium Talk. If I Could Just Use Your Chicken. Chink in the armor, lovingly. Mr and...

TMS 2375: Avengers! Detention!

07 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

From Tom Cruise to Ted Cruz. Pickle Ass Rubber Mushrooms. You must hate having sex. Nut Hunt. William Shatspear. No licking hypnotoad. A Strong Health...

TMS 2374: No Context Pumpkin

03 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Does your Johnson have a big head? It cost $8 to submit this title. Ibbott's Own Salad Dressing. Razzberry Teet Milk. Headphone Rotation Flummoxation....

TMS 2373: Ulf Busdriversson

02 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There's a door on the Roof. Flosspants Studios. Catsup The Gathering. Mashed Potatoes Regret. It's 4 million Affleck's and 364 Buscemi's away. It's yo...

TMS 2372: Schmo?

01 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sansa-Level Whackadoo. Gundam Style. One guy had to be Voltron's ass. Bye Bye Moist Pony. Beware The Mustache!! Good old Steve whatshisname. Teenage d...

TMS 2371: Lower Deck Nougat

31 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Velmasplaining Haloween. Coverlord. What's this? !s What's this? Someone killed a bear. Every Halloween I show up wearing nothing. Isn't There A Choco...

TMS 2370: Angle Face

27 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A Tale of Two Michelles. Undo with Crayon-Z. The McBrian is Back! Sexy Science Jesus. I am pants at that game. Print me the idol, I will print you the...

TMS 2369: Always Assume Spider

26 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I don't like Fish peeeeee teaaaaaaa. You Can Stand Under My Novella. Teddy Bears, Nipples, and Gold Bikinis. You Require More Ingots! A Clump of Teens...

TMS 2368: The Replacement Jedi

25 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

My Ears are a Foot Apart? The Call Is Coming From Inside The Hearse. It came in a flesh box. Backyard Men. BBQ-Anon. Dirty Diseased Denverites. Limp E...

TMS 2367: Maize Maze

24 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Scoot and Breen are Fart. Poop Jokes and Ryan. Meta On Air LIght. I love comics but NOT THAT ONE. Who The Hell Is This?! These Pumpkins ain't gonna ch...

TMS 2366: Oops All Viagra

19 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I would walk 500 feet and I would walk 500 more Just to wreck my back and fall down at your door. Johnson Family Feud. Never Fruity Pebble a Samoan wh...

TMS 2365: No One Wants Hungry Greasy Turkey

18 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Yo These Speakers Are The Shit. I Don't Like Squeaky Teeeeeeeeens. Drive backward and it says Paul is dead. William Tell Lost his New Grooves. When di...

TMS 2364: Curbside Soul Delivery

17 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You can't throw RICE. Pan Solo. New Shave, who dis? Drivethru ASMR. What if he doesn't survive, he's no good to me bread. Can I poo here or do I have ...

TMS 2363: What's in YOUR tube meat?

13 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bleats By Dre. Braunsweiger? Sure, I like all kinds of music. The Tell Tale Smoke Alarm. My beauty monkey hump. Look Out Demons, I've Got Balls!! The ...

TMS 2362: Chicken Fork

12 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Stop The Hunch, Stand For TMS. This Board is Looking Sus. Say the title! Baarrryyyyy'd. Chuck the Retro Buddy Good Friend. Girls Just Want To Tune In ...

TMS 2361: Moist Meat Prison

11 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Can I tap that camel? American Cheese is Neither American nor Cheese. Discuss. I Dont Like Injections in My Peeeeeeeeeeeeeen. Hork It Outta Your Dooda...

TMS 2360: Porch Pirate Prevention

10 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Poutine Thanksgiving. Viagra + Muscle Relaxant: An Upper and a Downer. European and Eurohurtin'. Jesus Christ, Wood Whisper. Take this package around...

TMS 2359: Zero points of articulation

06 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tall Guy with the Small Fry. Shit Out of Luck Dot Com. Fletchamentals. Unboxing the 4 eyed Cactus. Coitus, Amphetamines, and Mating Possibilities. I j...

TMS 2358: Pins & Pens

05 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I Always Cry When I Exit a Vagina. Safety Peens. I Specialize in Quickdraw McGraw. TMS: Now with 100% more grandpa. Junk Drawer Flex. Airport crocs. T...

TMS 2357: Spaceship On A Stick

04 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Taylor goes in, baby comes out. Can't explain that! Point me in the Direction of your Schlongsleiger. For room service, press 2. For corpse removal, p...

TMS 2356: Explain your pants

03 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ménage Quad. The Deep Cake is a lie. Nine Inch Nails on a Chalkboard. Deaths from Monkey Pox are RARELY fatal. All in on the Nurple Booby. Duh, Twinn...

TMS 2355: Cow Choke Point

30 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dogs Must be Accompanied by an Emotional Support Human. Tubi or not Tubi. The $34 Twenty Dollar Bill. When life gives you Kim vacations, use Carter. S...

TMS 2354: Click the Monkey!

28 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Rook and the Rectum. Cats Need Comfort And Cardboard. Taste that biscuit. Does Metal Have Hair 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know... I Don't Like C...

TMS 2353: Taco Hell

27 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Snails of Dusseldorf. Chewing on the Boba. I don't like little balls in my teeeeeeeea. Professor Holden McGroin. This Is Just Floatin' Meat. Bring...

TMS 2352: Pollywood Handshake

26 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Someone Wake Billy Joel Osment. The Tallest Idiot. Cheddar Flavored Cheese Product. Kirkland in, Kirkland out. Under the door YouTube fart noises. Con...

TMS 2351: Hesitant Evil

22 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Brick and Motor. Eating your pet peeves. Squirrel vs. the Batman. Beyond Nose Meat. There are FOUR LINKS. Hello from the Eisner-side. A Sonic Masticat...

TMS 2350: Sentient Signatures

21 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I want spiders precisely zero times. Brother In Law from Another Mother in Law. THERE ARE THREE BRIANS. Snoozed the Spider. Pee-Wee Simpson and Bart H...

TMS 2349: Welcome to Clown Town

19 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Do Goats Have Hands 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know. Cool, like a Finger in the Anus. Sir Babycakes. Take the 20 leave the weed. Thanos, Moon Knight...

TMS 2348: Octa-Canarians

15 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Congressional Medal of Jesus. I've got Covid too and I feel fine. Covid Zero. Holy Trinity of Hemsworth. THERE ARE TWO LINES! Rashy in the wet. Johnso...

TMS 2347: Towel Sniffing Dogs

14 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hong kong donkey dong. Can You Hook Me Up With A Fertility Idol? No One Manscapes Like Gaston. Wasn't there some Captain with a Hook? I could eat a bo...

TMS 2346: Sploot Your Beans

13 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

No one called Saul. Amazing Lace how sweet the sound. Polite British orgasm. I Don't Like Steve Zahn's Weeeeeeeeeeen. Everyone does THAT guy. Tropical...

TMS 2345: Sweet Pickle Peanuts

12 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I Bless the rain down in Aaaanaheimmmm. No Batmans allowed. Gary of the Planet Lantronix. International House of Garbage Pancakes. I spent most of the...

TMS 2344: Snoop Lore

08 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Don't Show Me Your EULA. My only expertise is that I have also seen The Crown. Fetch me the body wipes. Melted Down Gummy Patty. D23... Dice or Die. N...

TMS 2343: Danny Trio

07 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Getting Crabs in Alaska. Noice Poist. Frienden Brasier. This Line is just Nine miles long (tune of Got my Mind set on you). C&C You Next Time. Wei...

TMS 2342: Aggressively Italian

06 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

G to the Double O D Morning to ya! Your Uncle Tony is My Uncle Tony. He was watching your dot. You ORDERED it! Googly eye butt. Weird Potato Business....

TMS 2341: Listen to this hole

25 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What kind of a Pig Deal? I'm going to install ejector seats after this. Typing like a Pirate Day. Milton goes to jail. The Real Test is Doing The Test...

TMS 2340: Red On Air Fluff

24 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Fingering the peanut butter. Mmmmmm Vie-eeee-na Sausage. With Great Front seats, comes great responsibility. Real Seaman. Hazel Newts. Mayo On It's Ow...

TMS 2339: A Fish Every Six Inches

23 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Pull the Squirrel's Nuts. Having a Liquid Moment. I don't like to cleaaaaaan my screeeeeeeen! Denis Miller doing Peter Griffin. Grandma's False Bottom...

TMS 2338: ForkLyfting

22 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Putting the CO in Cocaine. Bald Face in Bold. Biting necks and doing business. Get your grummans, gremlins or grown men there by Thursday. Sorry, Our ...

TMS 2337: Who Runs Duck Town?

18 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Grab your love sack. Golly Gosh Darn Freakin' Heck. Grills with Brad intent. PooTatoes. Blame The Three Year Old. You won't believe this actor wasn't ...

TMS 2336: The 7th traffic circle of Hell

17 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Let's Blow Buttholes. What's a Bruin with you? A roundabout discussion about traffic circles. John Deer Crossing. Splooting Squirrels. The Cardinal: R...

TMS 2335: Forever Moops

16 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mentos. The Reef Maker. You can't Dream on a Bag of Salad. McDonald's Glory Hole. I snored 40 pounds ago. The Squirrel conspiracy. Urine so much troub...

TMS 2334: Is Brad's Drink Okay?

15 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Irish Roundabout is NOT a sex move. New Improved 20% Thicker Scott. Brian's extra thick bottom. Spanking Mint. I don't like Burger CHEEEEESE. Ah I'm B...

TMS 2333: CMOS Smoothie

11 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Both Hunky and Dory. Galactica Hatch. Cruller on the Craft Table. Confirmed: We've Got Space Junk! that's how you get batmites! Vegas Mob Dropbox. Eve...

TMS 2332: Dungeons, Dragons and Dives

10 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Podcast Trophy measuring contest. The Bluey Cinematic Universe. Teachin' Grandma to Suck Eggs. Eggs are technically eggs. Show Without Merritt. Two Sm...

TMS 2331: Peanut in Bed

09 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The cleanest rock in Utah. Zoe Brings the Red-on-air light. Torso Pillow Man. Whats his power? Hugs! How does Space Force Work? You're a collapsing ve...

TMS 2330: Cat Bus!

08 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

White Knuckle Lyfting. DefecateCon 5. Grabbed by the chuckles. Anson Dis Mount. Ballpointing leaves a mark. Bleaching Elephant Buttholes. Dark Barry. ...

TMS 2329: Uber Duber Stuber

04 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Her Dog Is Appropriate. Lady Fart or Dog Fart? The Shortest Skirt in Alabama. The Retiree Look. Whoville Poodley Noodles. Gobbing my way to the top. L...

TMS 2328: Dual Duel

03 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

ET TikTok Home! Unwaxed Seaweed. How to Plan a Rough Night of Intercourse. Never Ending Theeeeeeme Sooooong. Kill the Spider with a Lighter, Small Fri...

TMS 2327: Stop, drop and collaborate

02 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Calories Don't Count On Birthdays. 25 Footlongs in the Office. They are still not popular with the gays. Five guys, Five Dingdongs. The Denver Turd Nu...

TMS 2326: Everyone's the Rube

01 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Injured in an accident? Call the Law Office of Carbuncle, Pedestal and Dolman. The Goddamn Butterfly. Pounding That Caffeine. My Heart's Alone. Love D...

TMS 2325: Dude, Where's my license?

28 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Often there's nudity. Come to TMS Vegas, they might have frogs. Pounding Mozzarella for One. I don't like Lawn Enveeeeee. Half the debauchery is gone....

TMS 2324: Burper Phone

26 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I was blinded by the Black Light. Ejaculation Nation. Watchers Give Me the Willies. Airport Food Roulette. Frodo Bilbo and Zack. Who runs Swinger town...