The Morning Stream

TMS 2323: A Sting from Bee-Hind

25 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You're a Swinger... Good on Ya! In Scott's Head Everyone is Naked. Just like a Saturday night at Ibbot's Lyft. You're wearing the band! Pull your pant...

TMS 2322: Thiquid

21 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hey! Go Away! It's Been One Week Since The Bee Stung Me. Tickling the Beans! I don't like people watching me PEEEEEE! Wolfhart Mongo. The Food Borne I...

TMS 2321: Shake that, Takespeare

20 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Meta suing Meta is so Meta. Great Dicks in Video Game History. Back Alley Dumpster Pizza now available through DoorDash. Bung Punching the Irish. I wi...

TMS 2320: For why?

19 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Nips for Tips. Wedge: the Basic Bitch of Salads. 1 sex worker, 2 sex workers, red sex worker, blue sex worker. The Squeaky Bean is my Wrestling name i...

TMS 2318: The Kevin Kebab

14 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Third Rabbit of the Poohpocalypse. Facebook is crap. Beep beep beep boop boop beep beep! I Don't Like to Sneeeeeeeze. Black Belt In Something. I was a...

TMS 2318: Hey Bird Dogs

13 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Catches fleas just like flies. South Pahk The Cah. Doing Edibles In The Van With Shaggy. Kirkland Brand Buffalo Wild Wings. Knowing All the Prominent ...

TMS 2317: Insecto Cooter

12 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

TMS Onlyfans coming. Pull Up Your Pants, Your Vegas Is Showing. These Trying Karen Times. An Acrid Arachnid. Beware Of Satins. 90 minutes of Stink. Do...

TMS 2316: Dry Erase Bear

11 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Russell Crow is a big fun tub of goo. Doxing Dunaway's dealer. Use the Same Hole. He's Hot blooded, boosted and see, got a fever of 103. The Same Caan...

TMS 2315: Wax n Vax

07 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Deep Breath in, Deep Breath out, PANCAKES. I guess I'm the manager today. BA Barakus Variant. Fix that Floater! Is this your dream deck card? Intervie...

TMS 2314: The Bed Ejection

06 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Pancakes with a side of concussion. Brian Dabbled in College. One Toothed Mayo Man. Does the Nile reach into England? I Don't Like FreeVeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

TMS 2313: Whispers of the Sheep

05 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Arvada. Population: Brian. Well Oiled Date Night. There are FOUR Hobbits. What things do you like about Vegas? Mowing a lawn with a fully exposed John...

TMS 2312: Fiddlin' with Fire

30 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Short Enough to smell your feet. Runnin' From Johnny Law! My Hose is a Grower, Not a Show-er. Hosed and Chosed. Kicking June in the Corn Chute. Tony B...

TMS 2311: Swamp Water Slurpee

29 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Teens Are Often Hard On Hoses. Neuro Somethin' Somethin' Protein Dillywhacker. Roll for Initiative Against Your Mom. Untitled Breastfeeding Mom and Go...

TMS 2310: This Other Garbage

28 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Brian's Vegas Residency. Ask Scott to ask Brian to ask Alexa to ask Samuel about snakes. Snakes on a Podcast. Tadpool Is Not Wikipedia. I hear boobs a...

TMS 2309: Bicycle Oyster Cult

27 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Croc Blocked. Important Taint Paint. My aunt has MS! I mean, allergies. Chode Butter and VIP Charcuterie. Reinforced nipple area. Chester, he was a Pr...

TMS 2308: Mouth To Hose

23 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A Rose by any other name would be a strawberry. Noooooooooooobi Wan. Yawnsplaining. DeezNuts Chode Butter. Shanter 64. Guy in a Hut Who's Good with a ...

TMS 2307: Fame Monsters

22 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

More Than A Finger In The Peanut Butter. X Squared Umbrella Kumquat. Biden's Bike Biff. Drunk with baby. Obama's Bush. I don't like Bon Appeteeeeeeeee...

TMS 2306: Rotten Davitoe

21 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mad Kim, Fury Road. Dandy, Where's My Car? We Mixed Darrens and Dudes. Beware of the Lake Ding Dong. I just saved 15% on my Insecurance! I wish all sq...

TMS PM for 6-17-2022: Gleen Rantern

17 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You'll have NO Pet Sounds, NO SGT Peppers and NO LT YAR. Green Food Ring Machine. Rating Casios by Smell. Chicago et Cetera. hot white people burrito....

TMS 2305: Outpipe Spicy

15 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Single Syllable Suck It. Late Spaghetti Dreams. Star Trek is My 19th Favorite Star Wars. What the F(ood Tr)uck. Slappin' the Bantha Meat. I Don't Like...

TMS 2304: Yellow Simmons

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Uncle Ben Killed Batman's Parents. Good for Hummy. What kind of sick cucumber snuff film is this? Hottie McBabypants. Darts in your Cornhole. Tossing ...

TMS 2303: Watt Hertz

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's Neither A Circus, Nor A Peanut, Discuss. Seahorse by Etsy. Dead Man Guacing. Not quite Hawaiian shirt healthy. Grant Theft Fruit: Santa Barbara. ...

TMS 2302: The Beef Chicken Ratio

09 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Southern Takeover With Amy. He Lives on a Farm and Rakes Grass. They All Die in the End, Eventually. Tolerating the Other Carolina. Lobster Diver havi...

TMS 2301: Carcalepsy

08 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Follow Penis Man, Like and Circumcise. Naked Men are Problematic. Phones Have Cameras Now. Scott Drives Kim to Puke. Didja Ever Lose Your Taters? Focu...

TMS 2300: Doxxing Hitchcock

06 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Yakity Yak Don't Crap Back. The Nips in our Stars. 2026 All Barfing All The Time. Lucy in the Sky with Sideboob. Nailing Goldblum's Body. Bohemiam Ram...

TMS 2299: I'm A Car Shark

02 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I need time off for Chode Maintenance. Do Payphones Have Change Because I Like Really Wanted to Know. Taste The Rainbow, puke The Rainbow. Woah, black...

TMS 2298: The Leavings of Newman

01 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

That's not Marvel, It's Canadian. Our Very Own Little Hammond. Giraffes In Space!! The Strawberries Taste Like Vomit and the Chicken Tastes Like Wood....

TMS 2297: 28 Dresses Later...

31 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mansplaining Boob Sweat. Money for Nothing and the Super Chix for free. A Cubic Mass of Giraffes. Windmills are BS. Beefy Boob Unit. STOP! Escher Time...

TMS 2296: I've Seen Its Crack

26 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Plenty of Cocks with Amy. Bad UTAH Connection. I don't like whizzy cheeeeeeeese. Eat it on a Flip Flop, in the Clip Clop. Baby's do well in car accide...

TMS 2295: Distracting Extraction

25 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

He Was Only A Sub Dentist. I don't like pulling teeeeeeth? Mavis Beacon Teaches Golf. Lower High School Poopy. Super Soldier Butt Plug. Can I Pop In H...

TMS 2294: Han Hacked First

23 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Audience Is Naked. Twirly Fish Sandwiches. Super Long-Haired Sausage Dogs. Keep on CPappin'. Orlando, we have a problem! Dinosaurs from the Dinosa...

TMS 2293: Benefit from her exit

19 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Done with a Marvel. Here we go a-floundering. Why Isn't He Called He-Hulk? Going down a monkey hole. Talking a Stand. Marv Stone, action journalist. F...

TMS 2292: The Gnight of the Gnats

18 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Too Sexy For My Doctor. Smokin' the Clover. Didja Ever Lose Your Skarsgard? That's How Boobies Work. Et Tu Kaiser Permanente? Roll Over, Roll Over, Gr...

TMS 2291: ShawShake Redemption

17 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I don't like milkshake peeeeeeeeee. Scott ordered 5 guys and enjoyed every second of it! Urine for a great shake. A Pot in Every Chicken. A Whack is T...

TMS 2290: Pope Fiction

16 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You're Supposed To Suck It. It's Morbin' Time! A Loud and Thunderous F-Bomb. KKK Regional Manager. Less White than Grandpa. Catch your own crabs. Kick...

TMS 2289: Thiquid

12 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Buick? For the Love of Metallica. I don't like dryer cheeeeeeeese!! I name all my Colons: Powell...

TMS 2288: MC Julia Child

11 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Round Up the Fruit-Haters! Don't Disparage Those Frosted Tips. Never mix your fruit beer. I hAtE tHe TiNA vOIce!! No Gummies... Brought to Utah... By ...

TMS 2287: Thickened Liquid Cereal

10 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Enjoying the Bean. OnlyFans Bag Tier? Highly Cultured Yogurt Dreams. Did you Spell Wyusa O. R. G. Y.? What If It's A Butthole? Murder She Wrote and Co...

TMS 2286: Word Constipation

09 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

One Chore Per Mom. Wraaapped in fabric. Bitchy Scampi with a side of Eyerolls. Ordering a Corona at Corona during Corona. You play that game with thre...

TMS 2285: Asterods Deloxe

05 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

He's Science Disco Ball Jesus! Red on air fraggle. The Frogpants of Vegas. I bet the Dictionary of Sarcasm is SOOOOOO useful. Extra Virgin Arcade Mach...

TMS 2284: Truman Show Face

04 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Potato Wally-Tacker! A Mystery Wrapped in a Riddle Baked in a Conundrum Smothered in Secret Sauce. Biting the House that Feeds You. Not pooping for 7 ...

TMS 2283: Met Galaga

03 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Skid Marks The Spot. I Was Looking for Tractors and Saw Someone Getting Plowed. Smell my sardine fingers. Scott Does Math. Red Robins in Cardinal Dire...

TMS 2282: Hairless Uggs

02 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What happens in Vegas gets discussed at length on the show. Edibles Arrangement. I Destroyed Her Butt. Draft Dodgers. Stay High-drated. Derrick Morphe...

TMS 2281: Recreational Catnip

21 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hakuna Your Tatas. PILF: Podcaster I'd Like to Friend. Brian Was The Crazy Neighbor The Entire Time! The Ruff is on Fire! The Mayor is an Ass. 50 ways...

TMS 2280: Section 8 Peaches

20 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I don't like cottage cheeeeeeeeeese. 4/20, or as We Say in Colorado: Wednesday. In BJ Territory. Sleeping Kinky. A Different Matt. MMmmmmmmmm, Peach M...

TMS 2279: Something to Tacobout

19 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Golf-Course Landing Curmudgeon. I don't like Qwesleeeeeeeeeeeey. Indiana Jones And The Lost Fleabag. Is it too early to get a mani pedi? I want to pla...

TMS 2278: I am Defeato

18 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Wipe off your Moist Points. You hide them in thee Pussy(willows). Make a room for a little Hashhouse in your soul. Sir Grapefellow, Lord of Marshmallo...

TMS PM for 4-15-2022: That New Dentist Smell

15 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

She knows my sensitive area. Scott hurts a small Mexican man. Be a do-gooder after Vegas. Canadian N word. Lower Back Mumble Bumble. Never Take a Job ...

TMS 2277: A Murder of Photographers

13 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Fresh Bag of Mitsuba's in Vegas. X-Chicken: Eat Here, You Mutie! Ze Germans Don't Sell Cheetooooooooos. The Craiggiest Craig to Have Ever Craiged. Aut...

TMS 2276: Chips and Nips

12 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Pull Her Boobs Out of the Soup. Have You Ever Seen Paper Underwear?!? Even For The 80s, That's A Really Huge Bush. Live, Die, Rinse, Repeat. I Don't L...

TMS 2275: Beef Lube

11 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Assault with a Deadly Bunny. The slow fall of a fat man on a bike. Cocked Locked and Ready To Rock. Trader Joe's Horth Paith. Don't Pee on your Knees!...

TMS 2274: Turn your key, sir!

07 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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TMS 2273: HelloKittyPEZ?

06 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Fiddly Diddly In The Corner. What's in the Witchers pocket? Arrow through the Axe hole. Combo Meal of Kindness. He's A TWO-HIT Wonder! Get the F Out o...

TMS 2272: Oh Shire

05 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The faucet is beside itself. I'd Like a Sink Combo with Fries. Too Early for a Fish Sandwich Combo? Let's fix the ship's faucet. Ask your doctor if Iv...

TMS 2271: Beets Are Made Of Farts

04 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It Wasn't The Bus, It Was Me. One Jones away from Darth Vader. The Tadpuds. Spider-Man ReParkered. Playing Jenga with Poo bags. Don't mess with the Hi...

TMS 2270: Wong Ratzenberger

31 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Seven boys, one Johnson. Let's test the major phases. It's large format ping pong. The cute side of a turd! Yogo Pants and Mini Vans as far as the eye...

TMS 2269: Noodle Duty

30 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Winner Winner Panda Dinner! Alicia Squad-car. Brian's Nude Hole Tasting. Beef Slivers and Fish Cheeks. You're A Camel Nerd!! Is it too early for a Haw...

TMS 2268: Edible Luster Dust!

29 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sandy Clams are problematic. Straggly Armpit Hair. Nothing better than dipping your Fry into a Frosty. THIS IS MY BAG! Have Your Way with My Mansion. ...

TMS 2267: Kenneth Grandmagh

28 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Chris Rock Tells a Joke but Will Smith Delivers the Punchline. Animated Boobs and Ween Should Win. I keep my Vibe award next to my bed. The Hills Have...

TMS 2266: There's No Place Like Gnome

24 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bed, Bath, and Beyond Beef. We Don't Talk About The Return Of Bruno. No. No. No. Dutch Ovening My Poor Wife. That Was A Dumb Thing To Do! That's not h...

TMS 2265: It's a Go for Goo!

23 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

From Nicole's Throne I Stab At Thee. 1, 2,3,4...NINE. My Girl Looks Poor. double sandwich of lame. IT'S THE FINAL PROOF OF CONCEPT! Go Bite a Toad. Dr...

TMS 2264: Bruce Willis Needs to Fart

22 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Omicron B, for bitch. His Unbreakable Career Has Died Hard. Karaoke Fight Club? I'm in! Snitching on Russian oligarchs, too much hassle. Hobo Diaharee...

TMS 2263: It's Not A Tuber!

21 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

That's no potato moon, it's a space cucumber. Erotic Thriller Lyft. Brian Dunaway: Mint In Box. Guano Beef Bowl. All Caps GAK. Fling Kong. Evil Pope C...

TMS 2262: Down Goes the Boogery One

17 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I like my Cabbage Al Dente. How's that vagina treating you? Just get a tube and rub it the old fashioned way. Branch Davidian. You Know from The Offic...

TMS 2261: Rank Fish

16 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ground-Up Fish Bricks. Team DunaWalkman. It's Ugly and deserves to be Eaten. Deeper Into the Lotion Hole. Literal Nose candy. Drillbit Johnson. Can ma...

TMS 2260: Whole, Delicious Triangles!

15 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Is It Too Early For Brian To Get A Fish Sandwich? Counter Fritters. Bag of Doritos +5. The YOLO and the FOMO. Better Than Ezra Miller. Putty 1.1 Fixes...

TMS 2259: Fight Big Snow

14 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Batmandella Effect. The Celtic Hat Dance. I don't like Kay Eff SEEEEEEEEE. We asked for chicken and they didn't have any chicken. Show Your Sticke...

TMS 2258: Mando Loves Chachi

10 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Skeetwater and Fishfappers. WHAT IS THE OTHER 9%? Mario gets a day. Luigi gets NOTHING!! Amateur COPS on Twitch. Stitchy Peen. 30% Manure, 70% Dirt, 1...

TMS 2257: All of OUR Women!

08 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I Don't Like Prison Ju-Ju-BEEEEEEESS! There's Harvey's Duds (like Joker). The Daily Taco News Show. Thirsty Sword Lesbians. Guilty Dog Ain't got no rh...

TMS 2256: The Platinum Jubbly

07 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Gknee+ is an Extra $20. Your Driver today is FRAUD. Soapin' Up Grandpas Crotch! There must be... 50 ways to change your dollar. Wogging to Wise of the...

TMS 2255: Don't trust the Corn Nut

03 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Is that a crossbow in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? There were 5 Highlanders. We were told THERE COULD ONLY BE ONE! HBO Doesn't Care If...

TMS 2254: Jambalaya Towels

02 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Morning SKim! Ladies Privacy Units. Return my treasures to me, and I myself will carry you through the gates of Valhalla. You shall ride eternal. ...

TMS 2253: Growing In the Mullet Region

01 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Un-COMB-able not un-COMFORT-able. The JrY Has Not Retired. Dingledop Fluglefarf syndrome. Bob's Dole Whip. Putin on the Shits. Bitch, I've Got a 30-La...

TMS 2252: Dough-mestic Dispute

28 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Beef Strokin' Off. Sir Adam of the Ants. See Big or Go Home. Diarrhea, Yay! Cat Redistribution. Just look for the guy beating the Boss. Going to Calif...

TMS 2251: Mis-Steak-O Taco

24 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Fancy Soap for Men. Flopping My Achievement Ween On The Internet! Vote for a Guy and Put Him in Office Kinda Democracy. I Have Strong Opinions on Thin...

TMS 2250: Nards and Knopes

23 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Heather Mandolin Vandacamp Fishsticks. That's Not A Moon, it's a Waste Station. Grab Your Clown Horn. What does YOUR server smell like? I Was SO Excit...

TMS 2249: The Mayo Defense

22 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Both Too Early and Too Cold For a Fish Sandwich. You've Got Dementia. The most important thing was the meth we took along the way. New stock is in at ...

TMS 2248: Hairy Ass Truman

21 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Skeletor is my co-pilot. I could eat a million peaches for hours. Facepalm about Faceroll. Congratulations! It's a Homer! Secret Wiener Date. Undeniab...

TMS 2247: Advil or Anduril?

16 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

That's Egghead Bastardville to You, M'aam. With Great Hair Comes Great Responsibility. They Came Out Of Her Water Slide. Drugs are a Powerful Drug. Li...

TMS 2246: Egging Bezos On

15 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I Don't Like WebMDeeeeeeee. Your Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants Give Them To Me. There's Money in the Frozen Iguana Stand! Superbad Airlines: I'm...

TMS 2245: DEMAND RICE

14 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Scan This QR of My Butt. Curb your cryptothusiasm. Tight little comeback was my adult film title in college. An Upside down 50 cent is a nickel. Happy...

TMS 2244: Kirby your enthusiasm

10 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

8 Mile Fury Road. Two old men learn about tea. Will the Real Mad Max Please Stand Up? Redfraggle brought to you by the letter 3. Cajun Fried COVID! Ec...

TMS 2243: Loogie's Mantion

09 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Pumpkin-Spice Covid. I can't quit you Richard Marx. All Olympic snow was made in China. How Did You Fix Boise??!? That Game Made Me Pee a Little. Star...

TMS 2242: Foot Fetish Locker

08 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I Don't Like Goo Nikeeeeeeee. Are bats racist because I really, like, want to know! Rusty Taco...don't look it up. Licorice Pizza or Pineapple Fish Sa...

TMS 2241: Misteaks Were Made

07 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Geometry of Pizza. Snuffleupagus: the Stinkiest Muppet. Dale Ernhart made me do it. I don't lick Steeeeeeeaaaam. Number 11 May Kill You. Bisected ...

TMS 2240: SHOW ME FLESH!

02 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Remote Server Returned Code 500. No Country For Old Ricky. In VR everyone can hear you fart. I Don't Like Digital Rupeeeeeeeeees. Sushi-Market Sweep. ...

TMS 2239: Holy Spit!

01 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Am I eating a Hot Dog or a rusty penny? I don't like freezing BEEEEEEEANS! (for journeybleu). A Questionable Hot Dog. Weird Old 80s Screws. Alexa had ...

TMS 2238: Taste the conclusion

31 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Brian's Booger Plates. There is no D in Alabama. The Guy On Twitter Was Wrong. They're Just Pro-Potato. The Hour of Power off. They Aren't Quite Right...

TMS 2237: Top Pocket

27 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Braunschweiger? I like all kinds of music. Lord Biocow and his Magic Cheese. Bring Empty Pepto Bottle. I OVERPACK THE TECH! Don't get the nerds too wa...

TMS 2236: Governor Burps-A-Lot

26 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Tom Holland Trio. At Least I Have Chicken Run. Crusty Robot Business! No Chicken Run, No Akira, and NO LT. YAR! Btw, Dumbledore is gay. And dead. ...

TMS 2235: Scuzzy Bernoulli

25 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Gary Busey: The Voice of Reason. A French Ranch on the Thousand Island with Caesar. To Be Honest, I'm Rooting For The Monkeys! I Don't Like Words That...

TMS 2234: Massive Monkey Gangs!!

24 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Shot to the balls. And you're to blame. His & Her Bed Weapons. Hey, Do You Have Change For A $10,000? GET UP DICK! Throwin' My Back Out with the l...

TMS 2233: Koi Are Carp

19 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Is it too early for a fish Tattoo? Where Are They On The Smashmouth Scale? But What Does It Mean For Clippy? Definitely Plums. WHAT IS YOUR TACO STREA...

TMS 2232: Peeza Hutt

18 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Karen, Chads, and Brads, OH MY! We're Living In PEAK BEARD TIME Right Now! Pornographic Memory. A Little Goo-Ball In The Middle! A Cold Corpse That Po...

TMS 2231: Regrexit

13 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I don't like naked trapEEEEEEZ! Two Smoking Barrels and a Monkey. 1-Adam-12, We Have A Snorlax In Progress At Fifth & Main! Who killed Arnold Palm...

TMS 2230: Popcorn Zombies

12 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tied for 41st. Mark is now David. On A Scale Of 1 to 10, It's A 28! Whatserboobies. The all new Samsung Ghost. Clancy Brown's Got Crabs. I Don't Think...

TMS 2229: YOU SHALL TACO PASS!!

11 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

They Blinked 182 Times!! Those Are Some Big Feet! I've Seen Bigfoot! Gold Fingering. Hello Theeeere Aliens. Maurice Patootie? Erect, Satanic Tail! Com...

TMS 2228: Boba Fanta

10 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Six Degrees Of Satan! The Taco Monger. Dirty Diet Doctor Pepper. I DON'T LIKE BEEEEE SEEEEEMEN! I prefer NEIN pubes in my food! The Third Eagle Of The...

TMS 2227: Fartrepreneur

06 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Once in a while you get a boob. Right Fisting Fozzy. Farting in Jars is Gross Profit. Non Fartable Tokens. Dab,dab,dab,dab,dab...boink! Who Reads 14 Y...

TMS 2226: Meticulous Meat

05 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kim Jong 2: Burrito Supreme Leader. Cameo Man! Able to Be in Everything! Excelsior! Brian and the Neighborwives. Lara Croft says My eyes are up here. ...