The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Meghan Markle Posts Strange Tribute, Talentless Nepo Babies Exposed, and Hollywood Beauty Tips BS
Tue, 20 May 2025
Maureen digs in on Meghan Markle’s self-centered wedding anniversary post that shows no signs of Harry. She also showcases more evidence that disturbed Diddy stands no chance of walking free. Plus, Maureen slams celebs touting garbage advice, calling out all their BS beauty tips, and then delivers a total takedown of a Nepo baby trifecta, who bring nothing to the table.
Chapter 1: What does Meghan Markle's anniversary post reveal?
And she's, she swelled up and, you know, the fashion industry was revolted by her. And then finally they kind of got the note, the note from the culture that was like, that's really fucked up. This woman has breast cancer. He's like, yeah, she once said we don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day, but you know, we've moved on bygones.
And so I believe it was, it was either British Vogue or Vogue Italia, but I think it was British Vogue that said, yeah,
linda we welcome you back come back on the cover and they put her like a tight beauty shot like a really tight beauty shot and they wrapped her her skull in bandages as if she had had a facelift and that way they pulled her face back and tried to make it slimmer i mean that's how up the fashion industry is okay that was supposed to be a win for her and a welcome back from them and they her on that cover and they laughed about it
So anyway, there was overlap with Salma Hayek and Linda Evangelista and Salma, quote unquote, one, Linda had a child with, with, Francois Henri Pinot or Henri Francois, however you say it, they had a child together and Salah gutted it out. And I believe she got pregnant not long after. I'm not 100% on that chronology, but I know that that is the general gist of it.
So this woman is out there wanting you to think she's winning. I would bet, just my opinion, I would bet this guy has other love children out there, okay? Now, she also likes to tell us her beauty secrets. And I saw this on one of the entertainment shows the other day, and I almost fell out of my chair. I was like, you've got to be kidding me. She says that her beauty secrets, she's 58 years old.
Okay, she looks like she's 30. Her beauty secrets are meditation, joy. This isn't the word of the decade. I don't know what it is. And drinking water. Okay, those are lies. She may do the following things, but they're not responsible for the way she looks. She has had a facelift, I can tell you. She's had a facelift.
Nobody gets out of aging and gravity's effects without their neck beginning to sag, without jowls coming on. This woman's face, it's great. Great work. I will give her that. But she is also getting Botox. She is also getting filler. She also has extensions. She's getting laser. She's getting it all. Okay. They are lying to you. Don't believe it.
Jennifer Aniston, one of the most beloved celebrities in the country. She does it too. She lies about it. Here she is from an InStyle magazine article in 2024. Well, this was her derm basically saying the same thing. Oh, Jen, you know, she just like drinks a lot of water and she gets a lot of rest and she eats really well. She eats really clean.
Okay, I'm gonna tell you guys firsthand that I have, I know a doctor who recently worked with somebody very close to Jennifer Aniston. If Jennifer Aniston or any of her friends are listening, You might not want to keep going. This person said to my doctor friend, do you think that it's hopeless regarding Jen's recent work?
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Chapter 2: What is the latest on Diddy's trial?
This is an ABC News report, okay, you guys? This is an ABC News report. And the headline is Chrissy Teigen shares emotional update. The adjectives are important. On her journey. It's always a journey. Everything's a fucking journey. On her journey with alcohol. Now, the update is Chrissy is basically like you guys always.
I went sober and but I'm not sober anymore and I don't know why I can't not be sober. But again, these are people with so much money. You know, you get a direct you get direct help. You get one on one treatment. You get someone to move into your house. You get them if it's that bad. If it's that bad, I don't really think it's that bad. But what do I know?
OK, now this is a woman who narrowly escaped getting canceled for good because, you know, she was so funny on social media. And I think this really all this praise got into her head and it came out that she had bullied. And this is a theme we're going to come to the come back to this at the end of the show. She had bullied a starlet named Courtney Stodden. And this was like pre-Me Too.
This was before people were really, you know, hyper attuned to predators. And this young girl was married to this like 50 something year old guy. And it was very, very creepy. And so Courtney Stodden in an interview with The Daily Beast in May 2021
revealed that Chrissy Teigen wouldn't just publicly tweet about her wanting to take, quote, a dirt nap, but, Courtney said, Chrissy Teigen would privately DM her. This is from the interview that Stoddard gave The Daily Beast. She says she would privately DM me and tell me to kill myself. Things like, I can't wait for you to die. And guess what? Chrissy Teigen never denied it.
In fact, she took accountability for it. She admitted, I won't say she took accountability for it. She admitted it. And then she said in what I think is a BS social media post that she was so lucky to be called out because she was so lucky to have the opportunity to become a better person.
I think if you're the kind of person who tells anybody else, whether you know them or not, to go kill themselves, you are garbage. Okay? You are a piece of shit, and I hate Chrissy Teigen, and I hate her husband, John Legend. That's not even his last name. He gave it to himself, and that tells you all you need to know about those two. Okay?
Anyway, next up, we have a deep dive on some media messiness, and we're going to start it off with another self-appointed self-help guru who... They all have it coming. We'll get to it. And then we have Nepo Babies, which is going to be so fun because we're going to do it like nobody else does it. And our first moment of nirvana.
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