Prince Harry's Humiliation, Meghan Markle's "MasterChef" Meltdown, and Sunny Hostin's Entitlement
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We've had MasterChef royalty in the kitchen before, but no one liked this. All the way from sunny California, please welcome to MasterChef Australia, the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle!
That's The Nerve's version of welcoming Meghan Markle anywhere. And welcome to The Nerve. Hello and welcome to your Tuesday edition of The Nerve. I am your host, Maureen Callahan. We have so much to begin the week with. First... Oprah. And what we hear at the nerve suspect is very likely another decoy to throw Teddy and trouble off of the Stedman trail. As any of you subscribers to our sub stack know and saw, Teddy was speeding himself down to North Carolina for Stedman's alleged live appearance this weekend. And we had troublemakers in attendance this As far as we know, Teddy is having trouble texting me. He doesn't have opposable thumbs. It takes him a while to figure it out. He's a very industrious guy.
Nonetheless, this piece of footage, you're going to die when we give you the whole story. Then we've got the latest episode. And these are bombshells. These are just the erupting bombshells that we will be discussing as the week progresses here on The Nerve regarding none other than Prince Harry and the Duchess of Endless Despair and Grievance, one Meghan Markle. We are also going to talk about the Odyssey, how that did in its opening weekend and why it matters. Then we've got an update on two new cultural offenders. woodshedded, woodshedded, one well, well en route to the wood chipper and another death in it's slow, but it's steady in the mainstream celebrity media industrial complex and further proof of why the nerve is needed now more than ever.
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Troublemakers. when this video appeared in my feed on sunday i looked at it i looked at it again and again concluded it was not ai sent it to marlena and said we need to carbon date this we need to assess its origins um and it's a good thing we did because we are going to see oprah san in her in her in her natural habitat, her one-time natural habitat, I should say, sandwiched between her life partner, Stedman Graham, ostensibly, and her other, who I would consider her real life partner, Gayle King, who makes an effort to get herself in this shot. Let's take a look, and then we'll tell you how old it is. This is a guitarist performing live in front of Oprah, blocking Stedman at a white tablecloth restaurant.
Where else would she be dining? Certainly not like Chili's or McDonald's. But what was shocking about that is, you know, when something like that gets dropped into your feed on Instagram, it's usually a very recent piece of footage that
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