The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Walton Goggins’ False Public Image, and Meghan Markle’s Inability to Be Relatable
Tue, 29 Apr 2025
Maureen Callahan holds no punches when it comes to Walton Goggins, revealing that there is more than meets the public eye behind the rise of "White Lotus" star. Plus, details from inside the lackluster WHCD and how it's not the elitest event the media wants you to believe it is. She also challenges Maria Shriver's new book and its baffling #1 spot on the NYT bestsellers list. Then Maureen claps back at Jack Schlossberg's absurd boycott of the Met Gala he was never invited to and exposes Meghan Markle's embarrassing desperation for relevance.
Chapter 1: Who is Maureen Callahan and what topics will she cover today?
Hello and welcome to The Nerve. I'm Maureen Callahan. We have such an incredible show for you today. We've got Jack Schlossberg's Boycott of the Met Gala, as if anyone cares, but there's reason to dive into this, I promise. We've got his relative Maria Shriver's new self-help book,
book which we're also going to take apart we've got even more on megan markle and i promise you this is you're gonna die because i'm taking i'm just not even gonna spoil it for you we've got walton goggins from the white lotus who really has it coming so we are tackling a ton of stuff today But before we get into all of that, I would like to talk a little bit about what I did a few days ago.
As you guys know, I am hardly one to talk myself up, but I have been expanding my resume. As you know, I am now an actress. I have appeared in a short film called With Love, Megan. That's Megan with a Y. And a new trailer has dropped from your friend and mine, Megan Kelly. In which we, you know, I can't spoil anything.
This is really Megan's story to tell, but I want to address one Gayle King directly. Gayle, you are out banging the drum in front of any media outlet that will have you about what an inspiration you are now that you have been to outer space. and how nobody can relate to you now that you've been to outer space and how nobody is allowed to talk to you anymore unless you've been to outer space.
Gail, to you I say, I too have now added astronaut to my resume. You may feel free to call me directly if you're feeling lonely or DM me if you want to talk about the rigors of becoming such a legend in your own time.
And I also would just like to say that in my roughly 30 minutes of intense training to take this little joy ride, I learned a very interesting fact that I had not known before, that there are only 600 and maybe 63 astronauts in the scope of human history. And 23,000 people out of a planet of 7 billion have taken a joyride to achieve weightlessness.
So Gail, let me put it in parlance you might understand. I see you. I acknowledge you. I celebrate your greatness and I stand in your truth. Truly, I salute you. You have it all coming, every single bit.
And by the way, I couldn't be happier to hear that your morning show, which is terrible, has been tanking in the ratings and has shed about 1.9 million viewers since you've been bragging about this disgusting, obscene, vulgar trip into outer space. Love you.
now let's talk a little bit about the white house correspondence dinner which happened this weekend an event that i have been to now three times or maybe two and a half and i will explain so what you see and what is sold to you on you know the showbiz gossip shows like the extras the access hollywoods or like on cnn or whatever news channel of your choice
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Chapter 2: What is Maureen's experience and opinion about the White House Correspondents' Dinner?
And I hope to see you back here on Friday on The Nerve, where you will never guess what we are about to say next.