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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

Unknown 0:14
From Los Angeles, California, you're watching Channel 9. Yeah, dude.
Chris Roberts 0:20
We're back, man. Channel 9 is on the air.
Jerome Wilson 0:23
It's
Chris Roberts 0:24
on the era. How you guys doing, dude? Dubs, you good?
Jerome Wilson 0:28
I'm doing good. Adjusting my G-Shock.
Chris Roberts 0:31
Oh.
Jerome Wilson 0:32
Damn. Wow. Let me adjust my Apple Watch. Hold
Chris Roberts 0:36
on. It was loose.

What pocket watch should I get?

Chris Roberts 0:39
You should get one. What kind should I get? Half Pastor Freckle right now.
Kelly Hart 0:43
What kind of watch should I get,
Chris Roberts 0:47
Chris?
Kelly Hart 0:47
That's
Chris Roberts 0:48
the best.
Kelly Hart 0:50
I'm always interested in what JC thinks is funny.
Chris Roberts 0:53
I know. Obviously, we know. Half-pass record. Half-pass record. What
Kelly Hart 0:58
kind of watch do you think would suit good for me? Maybe
Chris Roberts 1:01
like a... I know
Kelly Hart 1:01
you're going to say something really silly.
Chris Roberts 1:04
No, I was going to say like a...
Kelly Hart 1:07
What do you think?
Chris Roberts 1:09
Like one you keep in your top pocket. Like a one that you... Take it out. It's got no... Pocket watch? Oh, the pocket watch.
Kelly Hart 1:17
Yeah. That was
Chris Roberts 1:19
funny. Pocket watch. You should get a pocket watch, dude. Sick.
Kelly Hart 1:22
Yeah.
Chris Roberts 1:23
All right. And then also get a monocle. Ooh. Oh, that it hangs from? Yeah, the mustache. Yeah. It's like the Monopoly man. Yeah. To the bozo. Yeah.
Kelly Hart 1:34
Have you ever seen anyone pull out of
Chris Roberts 1:37
that? No, but that's why I could picture you doing that. Yeah.
Kelly Hart 1:40
You need a pocket first. Mm. Yeah.
Chris Roberts 1:43
You can keep it.
Kelly Hart 1:44
Yeah, right
Chris Roberts 1:44
here in your wallet. Yeah, you can keep it in your pocket. You can keep it. You don't have to have it on your chest. That's a good point. Yeah.
Kelly Hart 1:50
All right.
Chris Roberts 1:51
Sweet. I'll look into that. Look into
Kelly Hart 1:53
it. Thanks. Yeah. Do you guys know any good pocket watch companies? Going blank. Are you shocked this is a good one? I don't know if they do. I said, what if we made a nine club pocket watch?
Chris Roberts 2:05
Damn. That'd be sick. Kind of
Kelly Hart 2:06
cool. Kind of cool.
Chris Roberts 2:08
Kind of cool, man.
Jerome Wilson 2:09
Actually
Chris Roberts 2:09
sounds horrible, but...
Jerome Wilson 2:10
Kind of
Chris Roberts 2:11
budget. Yeah, kind of budget. Anyways, sorry. Rolex. Boing. Travis Helms. Helmskate. Travis Helmsk ate. $5. Best place to be on a Thursday night. Thank you, dude. I agree with you, dude. I agree with you, dude. It is rather fun. Here you go. See? Right here. It's a pocket watch.
Jerome Wilson 2:32
There
Chris Roberts 2:32
it is.
Jerome Wilson 2:33
That looks fresh,
Chris Roberts 2:34
though. Bro, you
Jerome Wilson 2:36
think
Chris Roberts 2:36
it's some ghetto-ass shit. No, I'm not mad at that. That's dope. Wow. That is sick. Right. Good stuff for Charlie. I know. That's why we say stuff like that.
Unknown 2:47
Like, oh,
Chris Roberts 2:49
pocket watch. Mustache.
Unknown 2:52
Nixon collab. That's what
Jerome Wilson 2:54
you were missing right there, bro. It should have been a Nixon.
Kelly Hart 2:58
I was just in Louisville before. There was some guy at the contest. He was awesome, but he had our Mind Club Nixon
Chris Roberts 3:05
watch on. I've seen him out in the wild, too, dude, for sure. Roger never goes limp. Stay hard. Stay suitable. It's pretty awesome. Good timing. Yeah, dude. Yeah, so the nine club player. That's what it was called, the player. That's right. That was sick. There it is. We had a little diamond hit at the nine o'clock spot.
Kelly Hart 3:29
I think mine might be on ice still.
Chris Roberts 3:31
I think I
Kelly Hart 3:32
wore one. Did I get two? I can't remember. Did we get one or two?
Chris Roberts 3:35
I got about like 10. Yeah. That's the reason why it sold
Jerome Wilson 3:38
out. Dude, it happened
Chris Roberts 3:39
again. That's the lucky number three. It always happens. Yeah, it's a good watch, man. I have seen a couple of them out in the wild. I do have one, I think. I've worn
Unknown 3:50
it a couple times. It's in the box. I've worn it a couple times. Okay.
Chris Roberts 3:53
Dope. Yeah, we need another one, bro. We originally wanted to do it. Maybe you guys know this. It used to be a... What is it? Rubber. Rubber band. rubber band
Kelly Hart 4:07
oh like the yeah
Chris Roberts 4:08
yeah like a silicone rubber band yeah and um they they didn't have the mold for it anymore or something they moved companies but anyway corinthians 9.99
Unknown 4:19
much love
Chris Roberts 4:19
guys happy thursday love corinthians
Unknown 4:23
hey thank you
Chris Roberts 4:24
is out there getting it on thursday bro What is so funny over there? They got the giggles. Tatiana. Kelly, that is a horrible idea. That was the pocket watch. Colonel Sanders. There we go. See? Easy. Damn. Okay.
Bruno Satin 4:44
There you
Chris Roberts 4:45
go. Kind of dope. I'm not mad
Bruno Satin 4:47
at that. People would be
Chris Roberts 4:47
like, why are these guys making a pocket watch? I'm not actually mad
Kelly Hart 4:51
at that. Right? You know what would be cool? What does Apple make? Those little things that track where you're going?
Jerome Wilson 5:00
Yeah.
Kelly Hart 5:01
Like a Fitbit?
Jerome Wilson 5:02
No, no, no. AirTag. AirTag. Like if
Kelly Hart 5:04
it was an AirTag watch
Jerome Wilson 5:06
like
Kelly Hart 5:06
that, that could be kind of
Jerome Wilson 5:08
sick. Oh, like a two-in-one.

What is the “budget or buttery” segment about?

Kelly Hart 5:10
Yeah. Okay. You know, because AirTags are like if you had that similar size or shape.

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