Chapter 1: What is the significance of Donny Football's wedding?
All right, it's the event of the year for the fan. Donnie Football's getting hitched. Limits, you and I are going to be there. Can I say what the gift is without Donnie knowing? Is he still in town? You should know. It's rehearsal dinners today. Okay, so he won't know.
Chapter 2: What gift are the hosts planning for Donny?
I don't even think you've told me what it is. You've tried to explain it. Well, we'll all keep it a secret. Us and our thousands of listeners. Us and thousands of people that are listening.
We were at the... Donnie, if you're listening right now, turn off your radio. Turn off the radio.
Anyone from Sarah's family, don't listen. Anyone from Donnie's family, don't tell him, please. We were doing a show at the Baseball Card Castle one day, and Donnie was quite enamored with a huge portrait, a framed portrait. I don't know if it was a portrait. Framed Sports Illustrated covers of each of the Steelers' six Super Bowl wins. Limits.
So after those games, of course, they were on the cover of SI back when SI was a thing. And it made for a really, really cool framed photo. Framed piece that you could center a man cave around. So I bought it for Donnie. That's awesome. Yeah. That's a great gift, Joe. And I think I even told Sarah, I think there was talk maybe like, would that make for a good wedding gift?
And I said to Sarah, I know this probably isn't like something that you would want, but But it'll send Donnie down to the man cave when you want him out of your hair. Wow. So you do benefit from the person.
You're looking to get away from Donnie at times. You're looking for Donnie to just. Tell him to go look at his photo. Yeah.
Go down to the man cave. Go to the Steeler photo.
Sarah has a show that she's trying to watch and she doesn't want to be bothered when it's on and wants to fully concentrate on whatever's on TV. I understand that feeling. When I'm watching shows, I feel that way. Go look at the photo.
It's a beauty, and I just had it hidden away, scrolled away, and you and I will be logging it up there. Fan Twitter brought to you by South Hills Kia Peters Township. Visit them at SouthHillsKia.net. The fan hotline presented by Sullivan Super Service, Pittsburgh's trusted plumbing and HVAC provider. For over 50 years.
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Chapter 3: What is the dress code for Donny's wedding?
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It's starting to look kind of dark out there.
It's not raining. All right, prediction on the Penguins this weekend?
Actually, it does look like it's raining.
Yeah, it's raining. Prediction on the Penguins is what?
I think they take three out of four points, Joe. There's another game where they lose in overtime or a shootout, and your friend Little Limits is not very happy about that. But it is guiding them in the direction that they need to be. The power of your rhetoric, Bob's rhetoric, and Sean Gentile's rhetoric has made me come down on my opinion that they need to win these games.
It'd be nice, obviously. It'd get them closer to winning the Metro. But still, picking up one point is better than no points at all.
It's a point system. Yes, although... the closer this gets, you better start picking up two and you better pick up two against Winnipeg at home because then you got Carolina and you saw how good they are the other night. They could have won that game by seven goals. They're coming in here at three o'clock on Sunday. I'm going to say the Penguins only get two of four points this weekend.
And then on Monday, we're really sweating it. Tuesday, Colorado comes to town. Something tells me they're going to be ready to play that game. And then you go into Ottawa and then you have Dallas and then you have a huge game, maybe the game of the year on the island on March 30th. Holy ostrich milk limits. I mean, this is this is I'm still looking at that last game of the year.
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Chapter 4: How are the hosts preparing for the wedding day?
It might come down to that. With little Jordan Bennington, maybe he'll let Sid score. I'm sorry, I've been distracted by Tex.
Tex, would you like me to read them? No.
Yes, go ahead.
Texter, I think limits is likely to freak out about bottled water prices ruining the wedding. Remember that debate about the bottled waters at the Penguin game? That's why people aren't going?
No. Okay.
Happy birthday, Limits. Sorry for giving you grief all day. My 25th birthday depressed me.
It can be a depressing one, yeah. Maybe Jordan Pennington will let Sid score in that game, and then Jack Hughes can argue for the puck. Texter, you can't listen to Limits on any fashion advice. No, you can't.
Texter, how do we listeners give Donnie a wedding gift? Well, what do you get him? What do you get him? I think probably just money. Money is the best end-all, be-all gift if you don't know what to get somebody, yeah.
All right, Limits, we'll iron out our plans. You and I will bond on the way up there. Perhaps we'll stop at McDonald's and I can buy you yet another Egg McMuffin, as I've done at least eight times over the last month.
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