H1 Monologue, Jeff Passan

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What are the latest updates on the Kansas City Chiefs and college football this week?

Jason Anderson 0:10
You are listening live to the program. Your teams. Your town. Your program.
Unknown 0:16
It's a shotgun snap to the Ram quarterback. Stanford sets. Side-on throw. Leaping catch. 20. Down the middle. 10. Pass mark. 5. Adams. Touchdown. What a throw and what a catch. And the shotgun Stafford. He gets the snap and drops back. He cocks his arm. He throws to the near side. And it's caught. Grabbed. Touchdown at the goal line. Tumbling in near side. Inside the pylon. The running back, Kyron Williams. Stafford gets the pass off the side. Over the shoulder. Catch. Far side. In the end zone. Caught. Touchdown. Adams lassoes it. His second touchdown reception tonight. Shotgun snap. Belt high. Cocks his right arm. Lines right throw. Caught. Back in the end zone. But high grab. Touchdown. Terrence Ferguson. Matthew Stafford has just thrown his fourth touchdown pass tonight.
Unknown 1:02
You know, sometimes you win, sometimes you learn. And, you know,
Jeff Passan 1:05
sometimes you have a dumbass coach that, you know, makes travel plans that put you in a bad spot. So, there you go.
Dax Shepard 1:13
And now, fresh off ordering a sweet new yellow Rams jersey, Seren Petro. Wrong you are, Kay. Wrong you are.
Petro Siebel 1:22
Those things were crap. They were. It is the program. Petro Siebel Collier with you here on a trying to be sunny Tuesday. Yep. Chiefs are still 2-0. Can't dampen
Dax Shepard 1:35
the sunshine here. This is one of those mix of clouds and sun type days or sun trying to peek through. I think they're having a little bit of a... battle today, but we'll get a little bit of both.
Petro Siebel 1:46
We had a lot of people that we left hanging yesterday, so if you haven't had a chance to chime in on your Kansas City Chiefs, phone lines are open right now at 9133-810-810. Didn't even get to the lackluster performance of your Missouri Tigers. K-State sleepwalking. Kansas not getting the cover. Weird. How'd we do on the program picks? Kyle, have we tallied that up? How'd we do? How did everyone do?
Dax Shepard 2:07
I've tallied myself up. I was horrible. I was 2-3. 0-3 on the three locals. Then I won with Ole Miss. I don't know how I did. And the Colts.
Petro Siebel 2:15
I don't know how I did. Huh.
Dax Shepard 2:18
See, I had
Petro Siebel 2:20
the Colts. I got that one home, right? Yep. I had Ole Miss. Same. I got that one home. I had Troy. That's right, you did. I got that home, yeah. I had Tulane. I got that home. Did you go 5-0? No, 4-1. Because K, you can't cover. Yeah. 4-1, though. I don't ask if I'm not 3-2 or better. That's probably true. It's one of three answers.
Dax Shepard 2:48
Well, I was going down the list, and I had him order the three locals. I'm like, did I go? Oh, that's right. No, I got the Colts and Ole Miss. So you went what? 2-3.
Petro Siebel 2:55
So you and I had the same record coming in, so I put some distance on you.

Why did the hosts forget to bring Jeff Passan onto the show and how did they handle it?

Petro Siebel 2:59
And Pete and I were exactly opposite on all five games. So Pete went 1-4.
Dax Shepard 3:03
And I think, based on what I know about your betting ideas and what I'm looking at, there's going to be at least two games we're on the same side of this
Petro Siebel 3:14
week. Okay, interesting. I will tell you that I did cash for a couple. I had Mahomes over 223.5. Did that come home? Yeah. Yeah, he got there. Yeah, he got
Unknown 3:26
there. I had Rashi
Petro Siebel 3:26
Rice over, I think it was 42. I think it was 43, and he had 42 yards at one point. I go, if he finishes with 42 yards. Maybe so fast. I will find somebody. I will hunt them down. He cleared that pretty easily. He ended up getting
Brennan Vogt 3:42
there. So, yeah, not a bad little day. I'll tell you what I needed last night was 2.4 points from Malik Neighbors. Did not get any. 1.1.
Petro Siebel 3:52
1.1. Malik neighbors sucks. That was my big snitch. He sucks. He is not back and he is not going to be healthy. Like he'll have some magical year for somebody on like his third team. But I'm like, I am, I have, I have quit the Malik neighbors. I got them on two teams and I am ready to quit that. He may be attractive, but he is crazy and costing me a lot of money. I, uh, therefore dump city, uh, He's the crazy hot
Dax Shepard 4:25
girl is what he is. Poor gents. I was texting my friend. Crazy hot guy. I don't mean to discriminate. Right, right.
Petro Siebel 4:32
You know, it works both ways.
Dax Shepard 4:34
I texted my friend Jake, who's a New York native Giants fan. I said, dude, your guys are dropping like flies tonight. He goes, yep, but it's okay. There's always next year.

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