H1 Monologue, TBT Brawl, Journalistic Integrity

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Jason Anderson 0:27
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This doesn't have to be a three. A three would win it, however. Easy to be seduced by such a loss. Three! Here come the benches. Let's just hope cooler heads prevail here. This is terrible. This is one of the worst catastrophes in the world. Oh, the humanity. I can't talk to people. I can't talk, ladies and gentlemen. I'm going to have to stop for a minute because I've lost the voice. This is the worst thing I've ever witnessed.
Dax Shepard 1:08
And now, wondering if humanity can possibly survive the TBT, Soren Petro.
Petro Siebel 1:14
Right you are, Kay. Right you are. Petro on the program on Sports Radio 810 WHB. Thank you for joining us here on a cooler, cloudy, muggy Tuesday. And we live in the aftermath of the brawl. My God, how will organized team sports ever get past the horrific sight of Of a man shoving another man. Of a melee in a game that really doesn't count. For a fake team.
Dax Shepard 1:49
Yes. Yes. For a made up team. For has-beens and never wases. This is one step above having like a fantasy football brawl. If you actually had somewhere. Yeah, my fantasy team got into a postgame altercation with something. Renee's Rollers? Yeah, Renee's Rollers. They fought afterwards against... Or the Dutch Ovens.
Petro Siebel 2:19
You know, everybody always has to have some kind of cute, you know, fantasy football name. Mike Breen Bangs. I guess the dog pound. Is it Mike Breen's Bangs or Mike Breen Bangs? The Mike Breen Bangs. The Mike Breen Bangs. That's his dynasty team name.
Dax Shepard 2:35
The Mike Breen Bangs. I can't repeat mine.
Petro Siebel 2:39
Is it profane?
Dax Shepard 2:41
Highly. Okay. It came from a... You're not usually that type of guy. I'm not, which is what makes this funny. Oh. You think so, huh? Okay. I'll text it to you and you tell me.
Petro Siebel 2:56
Okay. That'll be good. Let's see what my reaction is. Send it in the program chat. I want to see it, too. Yeah. So Kyle can have a... Have a hoot and a holler. While Curtis is sending the most profane thing ever, does it have something to do with the video you showed us?
Dax Shepard 3:10
No. Last night? It has something to do with a cartoon, a little comic strip that I saw where a guy forgot his name.
Petro Siebel 3:18
Oh, yeah.
Dax Shepard 3:19
He couldn't remember what it was. He got bonked on the head by a coconut, and he couldn't figure out what his name was, and he found his wallet and saw his driver's license.
Petro Siebel 3:24
So that now explains, because every time we do our playoff fantasy football league, we do a... Like when he gets to the playoffs where we have eight guys who draft. Were you in it last year, Kyle, or did you bail on us last minute? You just like no-showed or something. Didn't you just no-show or something? Which one? What are we talking about? The playoff fantasy league. No, I was in that. I lost week one with you. Well, but didn't, wasn't there something like we thought you might be dead or something?
Unknown 3:51
That was the March Madness draft. Oh, the player pool? I did not bail. I had responsibilities. Okay.
Petro Siebel 3:57
But you didn't notify anybody. You just weren't there. You just like no-showed, right? Yeah, I did. I told you. I think he did. Did he?
Dax Shepard 4:06
Yeah. I don't remember either way.
Petro Siebel 4:06
I thought there was like a moment where we're like, well, is he, I wonder if he's okay. I don't know what you're thinking about. No, that was this morning.
But no.
Dax Shepard 4:14
That was me this morning.
Petro Siebel 4:16
That was when, yeah.
Dax Shepard 4:18
Waiting for a cab. Yeah. My call your cab.
Petro Siebel 4:24
Okay, that makes sense. Yeah, so this makes sense because that's what he has on there, Kyle, is what Curtis puts in for his name on the Zoom that we do every year for that playoff league.
Yes.
Petro Siebel 4:40
And I'm like, why do you always pick this? Like, okay, it was a ha-ha once, but you always do the same one. Now I get it. Yeah, that's my thing. Now it makes sense.
Okay.
Petro Siebel 4:50
Look, we've got a lot coming your way today here in the program. Coming up in our next hour, Frank Boll, the godfather of Kansas City sports, will be with us.

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