The Read
Episodes
Step Up
18 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Please don't disturb my simulation... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/Criss...
TUH!
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Clearing the gay ass air... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by...
Soup Drama
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ignoring Ray J's black ass... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted ...
Meat Lovers
25 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Getting to your man in 30 minutes or less... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisist...
Bird-In-Law
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dodging d**ks under tables... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted ...
Some Things Are Sacred
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dipping our fingers in treatment... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread H...
Trailer: Crissle's Couch
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Here’s a first listen to Crissle’s Couch, Crissle’s new weekly advice podcast. Each episode brings her signature mix of sharp truth, lived expe...
Keys to the Heart
06 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What to do when Young Metro don't trust him... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisi...
Tepid Frozen Yogurt
30 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
SKVLKING outside a dessert parlor in Sydney... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisi...
Salvation
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Leave God alone!!! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simpleca...
Mugshot Lace
16 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ignoring niggas for seventeen years.... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistherea...
(Not) Coming Home
09 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Grandma, bi*ch... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simpleca...
Grandma, Bi**h...
02 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
UGHHHHHHHHHHHH..... Sakir Everett: https://www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with-sakir-everett-a-brave-student Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon...
Harlem Hometrotter
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Getting scammers to do chores... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Host...
Baby Dramatics
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
DISCLAIMER: Kid Fury and Crissle would NEVER make jokes about a dead ass white man. They are far too classy for that. As a matter of fact, these nigga...
Diary of a Mad White Man
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
DISCLAIMER: Kid Fury would NEVER take pleasure in the news of a person's very tragic and public murder...even if that person glorified the very thing ...
Janet's Third Album
04 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Vaccinate your damn dog, moron. ***Spoilers for "Unknown Number: The High School Catfish" from 2:02:22 - 2:18:47*** Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread...
The Other Proposal
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Caping for corny men... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread
Behind My Salad
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kicking mama to the curb... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread
When Dogs Cry
14 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Feeling like an old cat on a puppy play-date... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thi...
Half On A Baby
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Laughing to keep from punching... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread
Making Contact
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Watching movies and TV... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread
20-ish Questions!
25 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
A 90s Kinda Drunk
17 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Acting a foo-foo over Labubus from my boo-boo...Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @this...
Big Beautiful Bereavement
10 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Crying with the damn Kingdom again...Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread
Hover Car
03 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Shaking our heads at the "justice" system...Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisisth...
Can Of Oil
26 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sending your man his location...Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread
The Last Straw
19 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
ignoring 100 text messages...Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread
If You Bark Into The Future
12 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Watching ancient television shows with grannies...Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @th...
All Dogs Go To Heaven
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
My man told me not to...Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread
There's Money In The T-Shirt Stand
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
your baby daddy needs to be re-raised.Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread
This Man Is Not A Home
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You lost me...Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread
Forever Hold Your Peace
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There was no DNA on the shank...Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread
Dying To Speak
08 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Laura, shut up for two seconds...Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread
Boots To The Ground
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Beyoncé season begins again...Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread
The Matriarch (Feat. Ms. Tina Knowles)
24 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
**Spoiler Alert** 6:00 - 1:01:00 contains spoilers to the movie Sinners! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMer...
Feeling Myself
17 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Should have just said it was Susie...Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread
Million Dollar Eggs
10 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cutting off white boys...Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread
Baby, This Ain't It...
03 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kid Rock look like he work in Times Square.Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisisthe...
Tears For The Kingdom
27 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
And I meant it...Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread
Minute Memories...?
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Why do I keep making up new shit that I have to title? I'm terrible at creating titles! SMFH.Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon....
No More Parents For Me, Thanks. I'm Full.
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dealing with rebellious dog vomit...Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread
The Nigrohs
07 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
All of you Tom Joyner Cruise niggas need to go ahead and shut up.Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shopthere...
Generosity (Feat. Durand Bernarr)
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The mega-talented and Grammy nominated, Durand Bernarr, joins us this week to discuss his new album, BLOOM.Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Pat...
Mailbag Classics
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
More classic letters and questions... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread...
12th Anniversary Live Show - Live From The Beacon Theater
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Thank you to all the fans for the love and supportKid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @th...
Don't Hate The Player
13 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I will hate more. I will hate harder.Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread
The Puppy Bowl
06 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy blackity black monthKid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread
Mailbag Classics
03 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Revisiting some classic letters and questions... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thi...
LA Hitness
23 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Let these straight n---as be gay, sis. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread...
The Wedding Snatchers
16 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
No, he didn't...Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread
The Bowl Saves
09 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Blue Ivy's concert saved us...Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread
Best Of 2024 Pt. II
02 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We want to take a moment to say thank you. This year has been incredible, and it wouldn’t have been possible without you, our amazing listeners. You...
Best Of 2024
26 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
With Friends Like These...
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
oi, mate! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Ain't That A Pitch?!
13 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I thought it was a good idea..."trigger warning for talk on suicide at 53:00" Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMe...
Green & Black
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
That's it. That's all. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Mailbag Classics
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Revisiting some classic letters and questions... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thi...
Like A Hood Neighbor...
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A war for info... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
No Parking
14 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Rest in peace, Ella Jenkins. 🤎 Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Flop Nation
07 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Fight me. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
So Once Again, The Day Is Saved...
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
...BY WHOM?!?!?! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Letting A Lesbian Go
24 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Please don't speak to me or my dog,,, Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Silence of a Lamb
17 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's not your TIIIIIIMMMME.... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Got Myself A Kiki
11 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Roaches are the last damn straw... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
The Contaminate
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How to die alone... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Make White People Afraid Again
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Janet, that's the way hate goes... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Law & Order Intro Sound
19 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Watching the VMAs with my old ass... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Bring Back Shame
12 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Building a bridge out of cash and money... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthe...
Community Fabric
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Deliver us from Lee-vil... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Therapurr
29 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Journaling about bisexual girls… Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Beat It
22 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It could all be so simple... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Midnight Train to Florida
08 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Spray-painting a Box Chevy... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Bronze & Beautiful
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You b_tches can't even spell bronze... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthe...
A Coconut Tree To Freedom
25 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I got ants in my pants... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Sense of Self
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's just emotions taking us over... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Visual Analysis
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Usagi, get off the damn floor... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Poppy Playtime
04 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Slur, if you don't get off my damn phone... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisth...
My Brother's Keeper
27 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Down at the pawn shop... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Shark Week
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hating everyone at the airport again… Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistherea...
Dark Mode
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A shrug with pursed lips... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Ancestry Ruveal Extravaganza
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Start back at none, b!tch. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Truth Is I'm Tide
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I want everybody to shut up... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Aye, Get Ya Dog!
17 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Taking a well-earned break from boy rap. Yucky. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @this...
Mr. Morale & The Tea Party
09 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Exhaustion caused by boy rap... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
It's The Braids
02 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welp, this is a Kendrick Lamar stan account. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisist...
Feeling Bluey
25 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Y'all alright? Because... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Content Creators / Cargo Planes
18 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Driving past influencer mansions... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Diss Unto Others
11 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wack beef and retweets… Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Gator Boots ★ Denim Suit
04 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Cowboy Carter Commentary! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Tracks Are Tracks, America!
28 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bad boys for life in prison... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Flag On The Play
21 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
stompingluhpussyhos.... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Big Bird
14 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I have more than doubts! I look at the two of you, I see so many differences. He is 23. You are 44. He's white, you're Black. He is 23! You are 44! Ki...
Devil in the Details
07 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You smoke crack, don't you? You smoke crack, don'tcha?! LOOK AT ME, BOY! DON'T YOU SMOKE CRACK?! You know what that does to you? Huh?! It kills your b...
Divorce Of Course
29 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Somebody almost walked off with all my stuff. Not my poems or a dance I gave up in the street, but somebody almost walked off with all my stuff like...
BEYONCÉ?!
24 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Flipping our blessed hair through a truly Cécred week... ***Trigger Warning*** This episode contains references to self-harm; text 988 for support ...
Cun-t Trees
16 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
…and I, oop! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
11th Anniversary Live Show - Live From The Beacon Theater
08 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Thank you to all the fans for the love and supportSpecial thanks to MSG Entertainment and The Beacon Theatre. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread...
Burned Plastic
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So then for my birthday party, which was an all girls pool party, I was like "Janis, I can't invite you because I think you're a lesbian." I mean, I c...
Hi, Hillary!
25 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
My mother was a REAL WHORE! AND A JUNKIE! And she traded me...for ten dollars and a fix. There are many things in my life that I regret, including hav...