Pardon: A Book by Boosie

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John Glenn 0:00
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Crissle (Crissle West) 1:04
Well, hello, slurs. Welcome back, or welcome for the first time. My name is Bob Squeeze Pantsack.
Kid Fury 1:12
And I am Shantiri Young, and this is The Read. Thank you for joining us.
Crissle (Crissle West) 1:17
It is The Read.
Kid Fury 1:19
Boy, Bob Squeeze. And we say thank you. I'll never get over it.
Crissle (Crissle West) 1:25
This week, in the July mid, we come to you with high heads and hearts, as Black American divas, holding up the light. Okay? And saving the world from darkness. Holding up the light. Won't you please, America? Is that how the last part goes? I don't have no idea. Hold up the light. Save the world from darkness. Yeah, that's how it goes. And we're going to start that with Black Excellence, as we usually do. This week, Black Excellence is going to an amazing L.A. native, an iconic woman by the name of Troy Mullins.
Unknown 2:23
Mm-hmm.
Crissle (Crissle West) 2:24
Troy Mullins is a professional golfer, and this story actually happened many years ago, like eight years ago, but I'm just hearing about it for the first time now. She won the World Long Drive Championship twice. In 2017. And it sounds like, I guess, the finals for golf. Okay. Like the Super Bowl, I guess. Got it. So first African-American woman to win and also broke the women's world record for longest drive. 402 yards, which sounds very far. Very long. As someone who doesn't know much about math. And she graduated from Cornell. She also apparently ran track and field there. So the diva was just prepped and ready because I watched an interview with her where she said that she didn't play golf in college.
Crissle (Crissle West) 3:25
She barely knew anything about golf. And just, I guess, hit the green and shut all y'all down. So again, it's almost like we're... Them?
Kid Fury 3:35
You know what I mean? Yeah, it does sound that way. She just woke up one day and was like, yeah, I'll hit the little ball. What could happen?
Crissle (Crissle West) 3:43
Why not? She also speaks Mandarin, American Sign Language, and Spanish.
Unknown 3:48
Work.
Crissle (Crissle West) 3:50
So it sounds like you'll never be. Keep dreaming. Troy Moen's the one and only golfing diva. And another part of the reason why I live for this is because golf. MAGA. Like overall, you think horrible white man. So shout out to sickening black woman.
Kid Fury 4:12
Right.

How does The Read open and set the tone for this episode?

Kid Fury 4:13
The opposite of that.
Crissle (Crissle West) 4:14
For entering the chat. We love to fucking see it.
Kid Fury 4:17
Love that for her.
Crissle (Crissle West) 4:19
Anyone black in excellence you've heard about this week? Personal or professional?
Kid Fury 4:23
Well, I'm back in with the Lulu Hive, child. It's probably part of the topics, but that Creole witch.
Unknown 4:31
Told you. I told you, bitch. You dragged me last week. Bring it back on in.
Kid Fury 4:39
I said, God damn it. I don't want to get caught up with y'all. I swear I don't. But what is she doing?
What?
Kid Fury 4:51
I mean, you know, Blue playing the piano, iconic.
Crissle (Crissle West) 4:54
That was so fierce.
Kid Fury 4:55
Other people were there as well. But that Creole woman.
Crissle (Crissle West) 4:59
Can we talk about Blue?
Kid Fury 5:00
Oh, yeah, we have to. We have to. We have to. Look at the little... Look at the prodigy. Look at the baby girl. Man. She is really just... Everything you would picture Beyonce and Jay-Z's eldest child to be. She is just so beautiful. I said, Lord, Beyonce looking like Tina Blue, looking like Beyonce. What is happening, Jesus? I'm getting old. I'm getting old. Oh, yeah.
Crissle (Crissle West) 5:28
She was just telling her parents to shut the hell up.
Kid Fury 5:31
She was just telling Beyonce to pipe down. It's not that serious. And open the fruit snacks while you at it. Like,
Crissle (Crissle West) 5:38
Yeah. What happened? The fact that her father says she plays by ear. Yeah.
Kid Fury 5:43
Yeah. And won't take lessons. Was like, please don't make it a thing. Okay. Yes. I'm a prodigy. I'm so good. Don't make it a thing. God.
Crissle (Crissle West) 5:53
Calm down. I'm her. What did you expect?
Kid Fury 5:56
Oh, niece. She's really gross.

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