If you’re looking for calm, structure, and professionalism… you are aggressively lost. This episode of The Rizzuto Show is a daily comedy show operating at full chaos capacity.We kick things off with one of the most on-brand news stories in American history: a police officer named John Murica hitching a ride on the back of a Ford pickup truck to catch a bike thief. Was it the Fourth of July? Sadly no. Was “Fortunate Son” playing? Absolutely yes. Is this the most patriotic thing to happen this year? We’re saying yes without hesitation.Then things spiral into a brand-new game: Around the Horn – Mind Meld Edition, where the gang attempts to think alike and instead exposes just how differently their brains are wired. Winter activities, ice cream toppings, body parts, doctor’s offices — friendships are tested, conspiracies are accused, and Scott’s handwriting once again becomes the villain.From there, we dive headfirst into one of the most heated debates the show has ever hosted: Seattle vs Boston — which city is the better rock town? Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Hendrix, Aerosmith, Dropkick Murphys… the receipts are pulled, the bias is admitted, and an expert is called in to officially settle it. (Boston fans, maybe sit this one out.)Sports fans aren’t left behind either. Cardinals broadcaster Chip Carey joins the show to finally explain what the hell is going on with Cardinals games, streaming, cable, MLB involvement, and why it shouldn’t feel this complicated to watch baseball in 2026. We also get into trades, prospects, Yadi’s new role, and what the future actually looks like — minus the usual panic spiral.And just when you think things might settle down, Rizz casually reviews Rafe’s new house live on the air, assigning it a numerical score like it’s a kitchen remodel on HGTV. There are opinions on shoveling, floating stairs, blind dogs, grocery-bag moving strategies, and whether knocking on walls is normal human behavior.It’s messy. It’s loud. It’s heartfelt for like 12 seconds before someone ruins it. In other words, it’s a daily comedy show doing exactly what it does best.Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshowConnect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShowHear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.Minivans Are Making a Comeback For All the Right Reasons Justin Fischer Costco x Nike SB Dunk Resale Prices: Inside the NumbersWashington Police Officer Named Merica Hops in Back of Resident’s Pickup Truck to Catch up to Suspect on a BicycleSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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