It’s Ash Wednesday on The Rizzuto Show and apparently the only thing we’re giving up for Lent is self-control.In this episode of your favorite comedy podcast, we celebrate possibly the weirdest St. Louis holiday ever: Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day. Yes, that’s real. Yes, it happened in STL. Yes, the milk was parachuted. We are not making that up. Welcome to history class, Rizz Show style.Then things immediately spiral into a deeply intellectual debate about our favorite body parts… which naturally becomes a “would you rather lose a hand or your dong” discussion. We tried to be body positive. We failed. Spectacularly.Speaking of failing, we dive into a wild story about insurance companies hiring private investigators to spy on people who file injury claims. Snowboarding while claiming a bad back? Bold move. We break down how insurance companies really operate, what gets people busted, and why maybe—just maybe—don’t post your fraud on TikTok.It’s also Lent, so the crew goes around the room declaring what they’re giving up. Learn gives up the F-word (we’ll see how long that lasts), Moon commits to no food after 7PM, and Rizz pledges to “add gratitude” which immediately goes off the rails. This is what spiritual reflection looks like on a daily comedy show, apparently.We also get into:Why swearing might scientifically make you strongerClean ways to insult someone when profanity is off the tableWhether cursing actually makes you vulgar (Rafe has thoughts)Weird “favorite band” confessionsAnd Rafe officially announcing his headlining shows at the Funny Bone in Westport over Easter weekendIt’s chaos. It’s Lent. It’s dong math. It’s neighborhood profanity therapy. It’s everything you expect from The Rizzuto Show comedy podcast and absolutely nothing your priest would approve of.If you like sarcastic humor, weird news stories, pop culture commentary, and a daily comedy show that somehow always goes sideways, welcome home.This comedy podcast is proudly coming to you from 105.7 The Point in St. Louis — where we celebrate Thumb Appreciation Day and still manage to turn it inappropriate.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.Here’s how swearing can make you physically %$@#!-ing stronger41 DUI arrests by trooper dismissed after many drivers were deemed sober embarrassing failureDaughter Moves Wedding to Hospital So Terminally Ill Father Can Walk Her Down the AisleSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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