The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
Episodes
Scottie Pops Doesn’t Pay For Popcorn
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The best monday show ever. Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://www.1057thepoint.com/Rizz Check...
Stupiracy S1 E1: Napoleon’s Penis
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join Scott Rizzuto and Tim McKernan for a deep dive into one of the most important anecdotes of historical lore. In our very first episode, we explore...
Clownvis, May Be An Astle!
21 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The one, the only, the King of Clowns, Clownvis dropped by the studio. Check out Clownvis To The Rescue every week on youtube. Follow us @RizzShow @Mo...
The Integrity Of His Ridiculousness
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What a day we had. Do It B#tch was played and a wild Freak of the Week. Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWil...
Six Toe Monroe
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike Leahy hung out today for a completely wild and goofy show. Two contest as well. Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadi...
On The Freaking Dog Issue
18 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Find out why Lern got heated today and where that wonderful title came from.. Also the game was a complete disaster. Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanH...
Pets Crystals And Jon Hamm
17 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We learn a wild story that happened at Lambert Airport back in the day, games and just sweet pure fun. Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScott...
People Were Running Everywhere
14 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We had some leftovers to share, Friday Fails, and Rafe's Ememoriam! Have a great weekend you beautiful souls. Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @Ki...
Pauly The Pill Parrot
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Someone gave us dino poo! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://www.1057thepoint.com/Rizz Check ...
Too Much Moose Knuckle
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A lot of survival talk today plus angry animal talk! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://www.10...
#2 Show | Advanced Alien Society or Intergalactic Trailer Park?
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Everything Is Wet
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Lern had a very moist trip and we had the toughest round of 3 in 5. Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWi...
We’ve All Pebbled
10 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Find out what how Rizz and Moon's trip to Busch went this weekend. We talk love and more on today's big show. Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHer...
Stupiracy [TRAILER]
10 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In a world where history and conspiracy collide, two hosts dare to dig deep into the archives of the absurd. Delve into stories so bizarre, they must ...
Escape Room For Old People
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A great show today including a surprise visit from Steve Ewing from The Urge and Steve's Hotdogs! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules...
Investigated For Throwing This
06 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Match Up With Moon was a complete win for all involved! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://www...
How Do You Say, Eh, Chin?
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Rethinking drinking water on a plane? You should. We covered a lot of ground today! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio...
#2 Show | Possessed by James Earl Ray
04 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Rafe interviews his good friend and longtime comedy partner Eric Christiansen.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Cal...
Bag Her And Tag Her
04 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The full gang returned! Moon covers his trip to Europe, Do It B*tch was played and more! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVs...
There's Areola Everywhere
31 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chris Kerber and the mighty Blues bear Louie stopped by to fill our show with endless joy! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules ...
#2 Show | Rat Boy Summer
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Stay tuned for more episodes of The Number Two Show and get ready for a wild ride of laughter and absurdity. Don't forget to call in with your own que...
A Wet One From Peter
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wild show today. Someone had to much manganese, new game alert and more! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamR...
The Cicadas In The Cradle
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A wild Boomer filled show. Do you agree with what we think is overrated? Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamR...
It's Prime Carny Time
28 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back from a long weekend! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://www.1057thepoint.com...
Noodling For Cash
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Freak of the week, great game and where will put your fingers to grab money? Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @...
Gonna Bronze The Fonz
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The whole show is back! Wild ride today. Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://www.1057thepo...
My Golden Rule, Live Mas!
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Rizz learned a big lesson today! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://www.1057thepoint.com/...
A Hot Topic Fell On Him
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You won't believe this but everyone was on the show today so it was a wonderful show. Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @Lern...
Don't Let This Man Near Your Bovine
17 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chef LIz from Tenacious Eats stopped by and gave us a Wet Hot American Summer treat! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernV...
Barrel Is The Clue
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today we had Freak of the Week, a lot of food news and ridiculous game of Password! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVs...
Take My CD Tom Petty
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jimmy Griffin from El Monstero stopped by and played a song plus the game Local Band or BS! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules ...
The Dog Always Dies On This Show
14 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What's the correct number of cats a person should own? Food News made us hungry and more! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @...
Oh, A Lot of Depth?
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are back! Great weekend events reviewed, sports by Lern and more Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWi...
You Are The Booger TJ Miller
10 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TJ Miller stopped by for a great time. We had Friday Fails and King Scott's Headline Goo returned! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRule...
If I Wanna Eat And Fart
09 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Another Match Up With Moon hit with zero arguments... maybe not zero. Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafe...
The Windshield Wiper Anxiety Club
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Rocked from Youtube stopped by and had some great list! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http:...
Golfers Are Psycho Dude
07 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Another huge show in the books. We solved every world problem and even gave some tickets away! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @...
Declared He Has Nose Hairs
06 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Another big Monday show in the books, Sexy Time Fun Facts and find out what new movie had a bad review from Rizz! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjea...
If You Are Familiar With The Limp Bizkit Catalog
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Friday Fails with a lot of Florida news, Match Up With Moon and more! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilli...
Victim Of A Condition
02 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Punk Rock Disney took over the studio! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://www.1057the...
Old Testament Rizz
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There was plenty of gambling talk throughout the show today. A great game and more! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVs...
#2 Show | 1-900-I’m Only 4 Years Old
30 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join us for a wild and entertaining ride as we tackle your questions and offer our unique perspectives. If you're in need of some unconventional advic...
Happy Birthday King Scott!
30 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A very special birthday edition of the Couple's Game happened today. Queen Allison the Babe was in studio for the first time! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow...
1-900-Willie
29 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We cover the big weekends from Moon in Orlando to Rafe in Springfield. Sexy Time Fun Facts and do you agree with our Willie list? Follow us @RizzShow ...
Who’s Gonna Get Your Dirt?
26 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What a great week of shows! Today was a hoot from the Freak of the Week winner, E memoriam, to Friday Fails.. Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHer...
Put All My Money On Florida
25 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We had a unique Freak of the Week segment today. Hollywood gold and more! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeW...
That's How He Says I Hate You
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Another easy round of Password was played today and only a few arguments broke out. Great day all around. Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingSc...
#2 Show | The Value of Friendship
23 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Since this episode is all about FRIENDSHIP... Rafe invited his friend, Scott Rizzuto, to join him and answer some listener questions.Rafe discusses hi...
You're Buttcrack Guy, Cool!
23 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Find out who had won three rounds but yet lost a best out of 5 type game. Pull your pants up! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @L...
Air Squiggles Are Not Good
22 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The whole show is back with an action packed, thrilled ride of a Monday show. Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio ...
I'm Her Thunder Blanket
19 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have a wonderful weekend you incredible podcast ! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://www.1057t...
George Wallace And Trusted B-Hole Products
18 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Thank you Dr George Wallace for being a force of joy and we had Freak of the Week! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsR...
Jon Hamm Has No Butthole
17 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We got to speak with Chris Kerber and announced a big guest on the show tomorrow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @...
#2 Show | How to Act Immortal
16 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Rafe is given a Wiki How article he has never seen and must improvise as if he is an expert on the subject matter. But does he know anything about cos...
He's A Neighborhood Guy
16 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Moon returns and we take a trip to New York. Today you get to hear the official new Rizz Show Theme song created by Joseph Goldsmith! Follow us @RizzS...
Her Stinky Pinky
15 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The gang returned for a big show including Sexy Time Fun Facts and a wild news update! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRa...
#2 Show | Mercury’s in Retrograde and Buttholes are Open
12 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Lern from the Rizzuto Show joins Rafe for another LIVE Number Two Show! We are talking all things Wiccan... including the recent eclipse, astrology, s...
Tim Meadows Did It!
12 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tim Meadows was in studio today! Make sure to check it out. Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams h...
A Sneaky Goatee
11 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We played a new around the horn type game. Found out Rizz has an interesting tree of trust. Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules ...
Scott Rizzuto Hates Fat People
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We had a wild show today. Greg Warren the great stopped by to make us laugh for a bit, great game and more. Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @King...
Oh, You Did The Math?
09 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy day after viewing the eclipse! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://www.1057thepoint.com/R...
Big Ol’ Bangin’ Tortoises
08 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Eclipse day you all! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://www.1057thepoint.com/Rizz Check...
Polo The Little Whistle Britches
05 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today our favorite Ascencio, Bianca, stopped by, also her dad was here. Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWil...
What Kind Of Stupidity Is This?
04 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today was a day of brilliance because we celebrated the Cardinals home opener! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @Iam...
The Edging Of The Wad
03 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How would you repay if you won a billion dollars from a friend that loaned you 10 bucks? Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVs...
#2 Show | Mace or Marriage: The High Stakes of Saying "Hi"
02 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join us for a wild and entertaining ride as we tackle your questions and offer our unique perspectives. If you're in need of some unconventional advic...
The Clogger Leaves No Streaks
02 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Find out what happened in St Louis during last nights storms. Match Up With Moon returns and a very happy Rizz today! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjean...
Own Me Mickey, Own Me!
01 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ten years of hanging out with you all everyday! We love you much:) Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams...
#2 Show | Tips for Living with Hemorrhoids
29 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Rafe takes listener calls and answers some questions. Have you hooked up with a little person? Need tips for living with hemorrhoids? Rafe has you cov...
Billy Bologna Is A Fancy Man
29 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Easter! Today Friday Fails, Ememoriam, plus check out our socials because all us will be busy hunting eggs Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere ...
A Love Sponge Birthday
28 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Birthday Lern!!! Make sure to send her well wishes on all socials @LernVsRadio. Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRad...
Dying In A Poopalanche
27 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The voice of the STL Blues Chris Kerber called in, Drunk Movie Quotes Game and King Scott's new single Drive Baby Drive! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @Moo...
Suitcase Full Of Lube
26 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Because Rafe returned from his seafaring days, Lern's got a great list and more! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRad...
I Love A Little Bag On A Man
25 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Liv hopped on the show today, Rizz's rough movie reviews and sexy time fun facts! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRa...
Draft Episode for Mar 22, 2024
22 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
No one knows Star Wars like our Lern! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://www.1057thepoint.com/...
When Am I On With Mark Maron
21 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mark Maron hung out with us and some good road food trip ideas! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams ht...
#2 Show | Key Party Cruise Baby
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this LIVE edition of the Number Two Show, Rafe takes listener calls and asks for your vacation stories.Join us for a wild and entertaining ride as ...
The Little Black Box Training
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOON! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://www.1057thepoint.com/Rizz Check out @...
Ozzie & The Rizzuto Show (Courtney's Version)
19 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You'll never guess who our Mystery Guest is and Taylor Made's Courtney Diamond stopped by to play a game and hang out! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjea...
Chase and Jackman Are Slopping The Joe
18 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
NHL superstars Barret Jackman and Kelly Chase stopped by as we celebrated National Sloppy Joe Day, Sexy Time Fun Facts and why did someone yell at Riz...
Kevin Nealon Has All Sorts Of Ropes
15 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kevin Nealon needs a star on the Loop Hall of Fame! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://www.105...
#2 Show | The Cena Silhouette Conspiracy
14 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this LIVE episode of The Number Two Show, Rafe takes listener calls and dives deep into the abyss of our favorite conspiracy theories.Record your q...
Murder Tour In My Head
14 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You have become a hunchback and we have the reason why plus Freak of the Week and Can You Beat The King? Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingSco...
Bengie Molina The Alibi Guy
13 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We love the Cardinales! We love Chris Kerber and we love Deez Nuts! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliam...
Do You Know Mr Beast?
12 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How will Rizz do talking to children today? Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://www.1057thepoin...
Full Squat Like a Catcher
11 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Would you rather see the double or the single? Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://www.1057thep...
Straight Latex Baby Yeah
08 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Whatever dude! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://www.1057thepoint.com/Rizz Check out @FreeTh...
We're On Smacks and Oysters
07 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Whatever dude! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://www.1057thepoint.com/Rizz Check out @FreeTh...
He Blew Aladdin
06 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We play a very fun Disney game, a beautiful opening and Chris Kerber yapped with us! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadi...
Chlamydia Is A Cute Name
05 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We learned a new nickname for a cute name, Mexico stories and a great game! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @I...
Happy Casimir Pulaski Day Weirdos
04 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are back in action with Sexy Time Fun Facts, Crap on Celebrities and a lot of glorious wisdom! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScott...
A Guy A Dog And No Dong
01 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Butt Hurt game was played, Friday Fails and all around lovely show. Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRa...
They Are Billy Ray's Mullet
29 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Because Rizz loves when people crush the National Anthem. Do It Bitch was played plus Freak of the Week! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @Ki...
Don’t Knock A Shaman Man
28 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We talked with Chris Kerber today, played an intense game of Password and would you try micro dosing? Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingS...
And Now Christopher Lee’s Metal Record
27 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Because after the show the Smokin' Weirdo John stopped by and we heard Lern sing and broke open a missing car case! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValj...
This Guy Flew A Giant Shaft
26 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joe Litvag from Evolution Fest stopped by to break down the big show, Sexy Time Fun Facts and a great opening chat that won't upset a single person! F...
That’s A Long Malling Duncan Trussell
23 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We learn about the confessional booth plus epic Friday Fails, great guest and fun game! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @Le...
Nipples are out, Let's Go!
22 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Find out who has the perfect nipple and FreeThe2SG.bandcamp.com has dropped the new album. Freak of the Week ads read and can you beat King Scott? Wow...
Eat Those Booger Bugs
21 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We got to speak with Chris Kerber! Had a great openings and we did Lern have to spend so much money today? Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @...
This Is A Young Man’s Town
20 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The gang returns! Rizz tells the tales of Nashville and he went full dad mode in a young man's town. Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingSc...