The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

So Is This Balloon

19 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Someone went roller skating, someone hung out with Titan and Sexy Time Fun Facts. Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRa...

This Guy Has A Kit Boner

16 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Sebek from City STL stopped, Friday Fails and loads more. ! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams h...

Kelce On A Shelf

15 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week's Freak of the Week, a great talk about the Alamo and loads more! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @I...

Don’t Make Me A Cheap Ho

14 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We played Butt Hurt today and and Happy Valentine's day from us to you! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRa...

I’m A Younger 45 Than You Are

13 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today is National Free The 2SG Day because we debuted their single from their upcoming Leap Day album release. Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHe...

Title Coming Soon!

12 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We covered Taylor Swift's big day, Sexy Time Fun Facts and a special visitor stopped by! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @L...

Give The Water The Finger

09 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A final message from country great Toby Keith, Friday Fails and does Lern think this NFLer is a Hot or Not! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @King...

It's Puddle Bro!

08 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Password Game returned today with wonderful results, Freak of the Week is a bit wild and the second title is Post Coitus Liquidity! Follow us @Riz...

From Ballin To Bawlin

07 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Do you know your steak house? Loads of fun today! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://www.1057t...

We’re Teenagers Tipping This Over

06 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We rolled out a knew game for big brains today. Sad death in country music. And would you flip a coin for wealth or health? Follow us @RizzShow @MoonV...

The Legend Of El Caballo Blanco

05 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The full show was back today after a very exciting weekend from hockey games to yard work. Sexy Time Fun Facts and a great Grammy recap! Follow us @Ri...

I Am The Internet With Sam Comroe

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Groundhog Day! Happy Potato Day! Happy Friday! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://w...

Show Us The FartFax

01 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We are back after that mighty day off and had a wild Freak of the Week, great Crap On and so much more! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScot...

Jim Florentine Loves The Attention

31 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jim Florentine visited our show back in the fall of 23, Lern plays the Lullaby Game and a mystery caller for the ages. Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonV...

I’m Not Italian I Don’t Make Gravy

30 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Rizzutos played the Newly Wed Game! Shots fired. Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://w...

The Smegma In Question

29 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A mighty Monday show. We had disgusting Sexy Time Fun Facts, great open and a great Crap On Celeb list. Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScot...

Military Grade Of Mass Reflection

26 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We had the EMemoriam and comedian Ryan Beck stopped by on his was to the Funny Bone in STC plus Friday Fails! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @Ki...

Clean Your Balls After Every Hole

25 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about golf in a round about way, wild KC news story, wild STL news and Freak of the Week returned! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingS...

On The Dip Tip Real Quick

24 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Who stole from the fridge this time? Do It Bitch returns and we cover very important plane news. Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules ...

Sometimes There’s Community Juice

23 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Can Lern prove she has a great knowledge of music? We play around the horn and all the gooey mess in between! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @Ki...

A Bad Grandpa Experience

22 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We had a great open, Sexy Time Fun Facts, and so much more! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http:/...

Weenus Is The Answer

19 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Ememoriam returned for the first time this year, a wild friday fails and we crowned this weeks Freak of the Week! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjean...

Here It Is A Quick Red Sauce

18 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Another huge day. John Ulett hung out for a sec on the show, Freak of the Week, and so much more! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules...

You Gotta Loose Face

17 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Match Up With Moon returns and Chris Kerber called us and a mighty World Recorded talk! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsR...

The Moon Landing Ya Jerks!

16 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We had a wild news segment today. Played the password game with some serious upsets. And got to laugh a lot. Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @Kin...

I’m Not Gonna Be The Cliché Dick Dad

15 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tommy Bahama stopped by to brag about the warm world he normally lives in. Sexy Time Fun Facts and more! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingSco...

I’m On The Fish Train

12 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We had a wonderful Friday Fails today, Lern plays the Lullaby Game for the first time and we talked about food... a lot! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValj...

This Peanut Butter Is Not Like This Peanut Butter

11 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chris Kerber called in and found out the latest update on the Pick'em Challenge, Freak of the Week with Tim Convy and a lot of fun! Follow us @RizzSho...

You Can’t Put Your Mouth On It

10 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jimmy Griffin stopped by and hung for a bit plus played Do It Bitch! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWillia...

I Know Everything About Proverbs

09 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We finally have almost possibly reached a potential agreement with the FastLame. A show for the ages! Plus a lot of almost winners in today's game! Fo...

We're Not Orgy People And That's OK

08 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sexy Time Fun Facts was a doozy and someone gets shot from the pickem challenge! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @I...

You’re Not A Deez Nutz Guy

05 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today was a packed show. We had the Freak of the Week results, Friday Fails and the Headline Goo returns! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingSc...

We Are Far Enough Along

04 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Freak of the Week returns for 2024! Head over to our X and vote. Lots of funny news and more Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @Le...

Did You Say Boil

03 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We played an exciting intense round of Password today. The top 150 best of sci fi flicks of all time and the Headline Goo along Kerber returns. Follow...

The Bugs Don’t Go Up There!

02 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Happy New Year weirdos! We are back and a few backs on the show are a little sore after getting a lot of shots. yikes! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjea...

Marlon Wayans And The Ice Cream Lick

22 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Marlon Wayans stopped in and played a game. Friday fails, ememoriam and King Scott debuted a new song! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @King...

Argument Continued For Chris Hansen

21 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A packed show today with the great driver Drew Lynch, Chris Hansen calls in and hilarious debates! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScot...

While He Was President Mark Maron

20 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mark Maron stopped by and hung out for a couple segments. Great game and so much more! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @Le...

Lick My Feet Marlon Wayans

19 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Marlon Wayans shares tales about his father's feet, other celebs as well plus plays a fun game. Rafe sings. Fun day. Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanH...

Heaven Is A Slightly Bigger Fish Bowl

18 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We have an exciting day of sexy times and games and more! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams htt...

The Great Gift Exchange

15 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tis the season! We gave away some great gifts, had Friday Fails and a touching Ememoriam! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @...

My Mouth Is Different Than My Feet

14 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Michael Yo came by and brought the funny today. We had a great intro and learned about each persons sock habits ! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjea...

I Love Sucking Off The Dust

13 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The show was amazing, great games and many memories! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://w...

It's King Scott's Day With Weird Al

12 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The best show of the year! We had the greatest mystery guest call yet, played Do It Grinch and Lern took her shots. Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValj...

Doing Cheryl On A Mountain

11 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We had a mighty monday show. Covered our big weekend, Pickem Challenge and a wild sex toy of the week! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @King...

The Battle Of The Buckets Jim Florentine

08 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Because Jim Florentine stopped by, E-Memoriam and a huge Friday Fails Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilli...

#2 Show | Special Guest Clownvis!

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join us for a special episode of The Number Two Show with our guest, Clownvis! Expect laughs, and live music.🎵 Don't miss Clownvis performing an or...

A Real Honk Not A Digital Squeeze

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The king of clowns, Clownvis stopped by to kick off Christmas plus shared his famous Banana Beans, Password Game, and review of celebrity 2023 deaths ...

This Woman Had Her Fist In My Mouth

06 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone showed on time today, though someone was punished and another received an award, Kerber called us and we had the final 2023 Match Up With Moo...

Will You Be Joining Us Today?

05 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

STL is one of the most entertaining cities in the US and somebody is over an hour late today! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @L...

Is That Even A Cookie?

04 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We settle the debate on the number one cookie brand, gag each other and sexy time fun facts! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @Le...

Sucking On The Straight End

01 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Friday! We had a very fun show today with a wild start, Friday Fails and the crowning of the Freak Of The Week Semifinalist Follow us @RizzShow ...

#2 Show | For a Good Time Call

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

🎙️ Join Rafe Williams for a special edition of the Number Two Show, "For a Good Time Call." In this episode, Rafe dives into various topics, from...

Swallowing The Wind In Backwards

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We had a busy show today! E-Memoriam, Comedian Kenny Deforest stopped by, some lovely Hotshot's ladies played a game with us and 2 time World Champ Be...

The Smell Of Acceptance

29 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We finally got some winners today, some beautiful gifts and learned more about the show! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @L...

Oopsy, A Potty Mistake On The Wug

28 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Giving Tuesday! We talk a wittle about baby talk, Word Play happened again and the best opening in a long time. Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonVa...

SOCCER 101 with MOON | MLS Cup Playoff Look-In (with a little schadenfreude on the side)

27 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Moon & Rocchio are back after the international break just like the MLS Cup Playoffs to breakdown the Eastern & Western conference semi-finals...

Forgot The Guacamole Bowl

27 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Because we had sexy time fun facts, someone lost the Pick Em and more! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWill...

He's A Tip Sucker

22 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We kick of the big break with Chris Kerber calling in, Skanksgiving ideas for the family and of course have a very Happy Thanksgiving! Follow us @Rizz...

That Sounds Darrellogical To Me

21 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Because Moon got Rizz butthurt, someone lost the Pick'Em with a shot or 5 and Match Up With Moon challenged their precious minds. Follow us @RizzShow ...

If You Wanna Oar Me

20 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Because a niece of the Rizz Show, Abby, got married! We had a great open, sexy time fun facts and more... Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingSc...

Think I’ll Go Full Patch Adams

17 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We had a huge Friday show including E-Memoriam, Friday Fails, Kasey and Remy stop by plus Donny Fandango hung out Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere...

Cake Farts Is So Much Fun

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Because we show how smart we are today @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://www.1057thepoint.com/Rizz Che...

As Long As You Squirt The Turkey

15 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Because we got wings from Super Smokers, Chris Kerber called in and King Scott crushes the Headline Goo @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @L...

SteveO’s Pieces Of Meat Over Our Head

14 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Our good friend Steve-O called in to talk about his new movie, Bucket List, we help an emailer, and the opening for the ages! Follow us @RizzShow @Moo...

Next Life I'm A Big Terry

13 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We had an opening for the ages, Sexy Time Fun Facts and a gift from Greg Warren! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRad...

SOCCER 101 with MOON | First Offseason Thoughts + A Salve For Our Wounds

10 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Following a disappointing sweep out of the playoffs at the hands of CITY's rival, Sporting KC, Moon & Rocchio are back to break down their thought...

Sarah Tiana Hollering Into The Microphone

10 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

One of Flyover Comedy Festival star's, Sarah Tiana, stopped by and gave us some laughs. Headline goo did the opposite and we had Friday Fails! Follow ...

Forever The Poopy Sneakers

09 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We learn to watch our steps when we are near Lady Liberty, Moon sweeps and Rizz wants a fan to be buried in his yard! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjean...

Be My Shroommate Daddy

08 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's show was for all the daddy's out there! We played Do It Bitch, Headline Goo returned and everyone on earth laughed:) Wow! Follow us @RizzShow ...

The Core Values Of Hot Salami

07 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Gioia's Deli stopped by and we played a fun game, and someone got shot! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWil...

Full Disclosure: I Had A Fondue Kit.

06 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Greg Warren stops by while King Scott and Moon are off, we got pretty grossed out by the Sex Toy of the Week, and we chatted about our Heavy ...

Gravity Kills Unexpected Fireworks

03 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Well, Gravity Kills stops by (sans meat and cheese board...but whatever, man.) and we got to hear a portion of Lern's interview with Metallica's Rober...

SOCCER 101 with MOON | What Went Wrong on Sunday & Can CITY Force a Game 3?

02 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Moon & Rocc are back to break down what went wrong in Sunday's 4-1 drubbing at the hands of Sporting KC, why the play of CITY baffled both Rocc &a...

A Soggy Bread Person

02 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Yay! Gravity Kills bailed on us! Wooo! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://www.1057thepoint.com...

#2 Show | What to Bring to a Potluck?

01 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Rafe, Lern, Moon and Rizz take live calls and give shitty advice. In this live broadcast, Rafe Williams and his co-hosts dive into a range of controve...

I Am Too Small For That

01 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy November! Baby Moon's feeding time made it's return and Lern joined in on the fun! Wow! Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @L...

Is It Smear Or Schmear?

31 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Halloween! We talked about a vagina yeast beer, we had a fun game of 'Simpleton Trivia' and there's a drunk person in Festus, peeing her pants! ...

Well Mummies Love Museums

30 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we talked about Sexy Time Fun Facts, it's National Exes Day and we chatted about how awesome our Halloween Party on Saturday night w...

I Love A Good Scarecrow

27 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because Tony Rock stopped by and a wild Friday Fails plus Ememoriam? @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWillia...

Kiss My Friggin Frick Joe Buck

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because someone on the show was mentioned in a new song, Freak of the Week and who is our mystery guest? @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingSco...

Pulled The Honker

25 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because King Scott's Morgueritaville is your new favorite Halloween song and have a bunch of ridiculous discussions that need your help @Riz...

It's A Bologna Day Miracle

24 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because King Scott's Morgueritaville is your new favorite Halloween song and we had a great game plus someone got shot in the bottom today @...

#2 Show| Rafe Interviews a Sex Doll

23 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dive deep into the provocative and fascinating world of synthetic companionship with your host, Rafe Williams, on this episode of The Number Two Show!...

Get In There, Australia!

23 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we had Sexy Time Fun Facts, a ridiculous toy and the Fastlane better lose this weeks pick'em @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRu...

Washing Our Bananas

20 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we had Friday Fails and a great attempt at giving away prizes @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilli...

I Have a Little Toy

19 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we had a wild Freak Of The Week playoff round, more games and is Rizz's list on Halloween candy complete trash? @RizzShow @MoonValje...

Everybody Loves Gas

18 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we celebrate the great state of Missouri today, new game rolled out and did someone win Metallica tix? @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @K...

I Will Sauce For You

17 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because it's national Pasta Day which caused Rizz to be on the highest of highs all day @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsR...

#2 Show | Are Cats Plotting World Dominance?

16 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

🐱 Dive into the mysterious world of cats with Rafe Williams in Episode 9 of The Number Two Show! Unravel the ancient enigmas of these nonchalant ma...

Grandpas Love Bubble Baths

16 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we had sexy time fun facts and someone has become a grandparent... I wonder who @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsR...

Thumb Licking Magicians

13 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we had Friday Fails, E Memoriam and is Lern the A Hole after insulting a magician? @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @Lern...

The Finger Fluid Tribe

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because that onlyfans teacher, Brianna Coppage called in alongside the crop dusting teacher Stephen Taylor @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingS...

SOCCER 101 with MOON | Playoff Spots are Up for Grabs + Time to Scoreboard Watch

11 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Moon & Rocchio are back to break down all the happenings around a busy MLS despite all the quiet around CITY. We still have another 10 days before...

I Do Not Own A Leather Jacket

11 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we find out that its dangerous to jump in hot springs at Yellowstone and someone loses bad at Do It Bitch @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere...

Mouths All Over That Thing

10 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because Chris from Heavy Smoke BBQ stopped by and fed the King of Clowns, Clownvis, while someone got shot @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingS...

#2 Show | Is Polo a Polo Expert?

09 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, our host Rafe Williams skips the traditional monologue to dive deep into a hilarious, candid, and somewhat wild conversation with the...

Chris Hansen Says His Famous Line

09 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because Rizz returns for Sexy Time Fun Facts and Chris Hansen asked all you listeners to take a seat @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRu...

Fast Lane & Rizz Show Live For Military Appreciation Day

06 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we hash out the Pick'em Challenge live at Scott Airforce Base @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilli...

The Ghost Of Dick Butkus

06 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we celebrate the great Dick Butkus, password game, and of course the immemoriam @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsR...