On today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show, we once again prove that reality is the most unhinged writer in America.We kick things off with a story that made the entire studio question everything: a 32-year-old Kentucky man arrested after being caught having sex with roadkill. Yes. A deer. On the side of the road. At 7pm. In public. Pants around the knees. Covered in fur. It’s the kind of headline that makes you pause and whisper, “We can’t make this up,” because legally and emotionally, we shouldn’t have to. The mugshot breakdown alone turns into a full forensic roast session, complete with thumb comparisons and psychic-level suspect sketch predictions.From there, we try to cleanse our brains with a round of Fake News of Florida — because nothing says healing like emotional support squirrels, hurricane target practice warnings, inflatable dolphins for morale, and drive-thru confessionals absolving tacos. Moon flexes his suspiciously solid Florida knowledge, callers put their dignity on the line, and we once again confirm that Florida doesn’t need our help being weird.We also get unexpectedly wholesome when the conversation shifts to roadkill heartbreak and why some of us get genuinely sad over animals on the side of the road. (Yes, even the big biker truck driver dudes. We see you. We feel you.) It’s emotional growth… immediately followed by someone saying “deer eye for the psycho guy.” Because balance.This episode is everything you expect from a funny podcast that thrives on weird news, sarcastic humor, and daily chaos. From Kentucky criminal headlines to Florida’s annual “don’t shoot the hurricane” reminders, it’s your daily dose of absurdity wrapped in a comedy show that somehow airs on actual radio.If you love a funny podcast that blends unusual news stories, St. Louis attitude, and the kind of banter that feels like hanging out with your most unfiltered friends — welcome home. This is your daily comedy fix, served with zero dignity and maximum commentary.We’re The Rizzuto Show — your favorite funny podcast that somehow keeps getting away with this.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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