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Dirty Things With Pretzels And Adam Conover

05 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because Adam Conover stopped by and talked about the writer's strike, goofs and played Just the 2 of Us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScot...

Somebody's Died Everywhere

04 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we talk Nannyparticles, things that are overrated and Match Up With Moon returns @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVs...

#2 Show | Horror Cinema: Then and Now

03 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

👻 Boo! Oh, don't look so surprised! 👻Get ready to dive into the eerie world of horror films as we embark on a nightmarish journey through the de...

No, No Pantolones Down!

03 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because had the one and only Polo Acencio stop by and watch one of us get shot for losing the Pickem Challenge @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @K...

Going To The Gyno As Dracula

02 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we had sexy time fun facts, talked about Kelce and Taylor Swift and what happened to Lern on a broken toilet @RizzShow @MoonValjeanH...

SOCCER 101 with MOON | MLS Playoff Rundown & 'Derby-Que' Round 3

29 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Moon & Rocchio are back after a big 2-1 comeback win over MUFC to talk about the big play from Klauss and the Goal of the Week from Blom, CITY con...

Gumbel Gumbel And Gumbel Bike Cops

29 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we had to fire a listener today, Friday Fails, and time to remember those we lost in a touching RIP @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @King...

Right In The Love Handles

28 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because NHRA legend Robert Hight made a visit, RockeddotNet's Luke Spencer talked music and we played a great round of Do It B***H @RizzShow...

It's Dense Finger Day

27 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because Jar Jar is called a clown, the doctor came in, and the bourbon flowed @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamR...

What A Cute Crime

26 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we deep into the conspiracy rabbit hole which enlightened us sheeple @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRa...

A Day In The Life Movie

25 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because Rene Knott @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://www.1057thepoint.com/Rizz Check out @Fr...

Ya Can’t Throw A Baby

22 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we caught the bad guy, tossed baby tossers in jail and tackled Friday Fails with Liv @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @Le...

Soccer 101 with MOON | Some Draws Are Wins, I Guess?

21 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Moon & Rocchio are back for another episode of Soccer 101, this time covering two games as CITY notches two draws in the span on five days with a ...

It's A Floppy Mess

21 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because the toughest question of the year happened during Match Up With Moon, Freak of the Year playoffs read by Liv and more awesome sauce ...

Never Cut Corners With TP

20 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because STL is one of the best cities to..., we played a game and find out what will make Rizz argue on the street @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHer...

Goats Would Be Great At Poker

19 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because two of us get shot and so much more fun @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://www.1057the...

Get Out The Kink Check Puppet

18 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we learned a lot about Lern today and Sexy Time Fun Facts plus Rizz got rattled @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsR...

SOCCER 101 with MOON | Rocchio Enters the Chat... Can CITY SC overcome their away trouble against DYNAMO's defense?

15 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to Soccer 101 STL! Some BIG changes this episode as Moon Valjean is joined by 101 ESPN's Matthew Rocchio to begin another era in St. Loui...

Who’s Gonna Taste Your Batch?

15 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because Mary Santora hung out with us today plus Fails and ememoriam @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWillia...

#2 Show | 5 Worst NFL Fans

14 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to another episode of The Number Two Show with Rafe Williams! Today, we dive deep into the wild, wonderful, and sometimes weird world of NFL f...

Marc Maron A Playful Pooter

14 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because the Marc Maron stopped by and helped us solve the alien mystery @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWil...

Suction Boys Mount Up

13 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because the Cousin Brother's crushed R&R and scared off the Suction Boys gang on todays rasslin' programs @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @Ki...

#2 Show | Mukbang 101 with Chelcie Lynn

12 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to The Number Two Show! Today, we dive deep into the culinary abyss of Mukbangs—eating extravagant amounts of food in front of a camera...

He Got It All Over His Face

12 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we apply to be in the Mile High Club, we take Lern's new game for a spin and someone got punished for losing @RizzShow @MoonValjeanH...

OK It's Your Taco

11 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we had the Sexy Time Fun Facts, played a game and found out someone is getting shot in the Pick'em Challenge @RizzShow @MoonValjeanH...

R2D2 Searching For My Autopsy Saw

08 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because King Scott debuted a new song in honor of Jimmy Buffett, Rafe's E-memoriam and Star Wars things went down @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere...

Makes You Look Cool In A Prius

07 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we talked with a Super Bowl champ, played a game that Rizz loved and breakdown ice cream @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules ...

She Should Get One Last Ride

06 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we played Password and someone got kicked out of a casino @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams ...

A Burger and a Grape Snow Cone

05 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we learned a lot about livin' and a littlle bout love today, plus Do-It Bitch and more @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @...

See Booty Johnson With Jay Pharoah

01 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because Pharoah played a fun game and gave us a new character to cherish forever @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @I...

Looks Like Horse Dong

31 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we played the Price Is Right in honor of Bob Barker, freak of the week playoffs continue and a bunch of food talk @RizzShow @MoonVal...

I've Got Weird Ear Holes

30 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we had an incredible Match Up With Moon by the 1,057th best American game show host, King Scott and we got an apology from Rafe for ...

You Are The Tammy Bro Chelcie Lynn

29 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because Trailer Trash Tammy was in house for most of the show! @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams htt...

You're Doing It Wrong

28 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we had a great Sex Ed talk, concert talk and a bunch more types of talk @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @Ia...

An Abundance Of Oboes

25 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because Today is Polo's BIRTHDAY! we have the Freak of the Week results and Friday Fails @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVs...

#2 Show | Top 5 Wrestling Heels Revealed

25 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to 'The Number Two Show,'. In this episode, we dive deep into the fascinating world of wrestling heels—those magnetic villains who make the ...

My Dog Rakes Leaves

24 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we discuss how you sweet pet will handle your death, freak of the week playoffs and much much more @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingS...

Bitch Better Have My Pesos

23 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we talk about wild teachers, played a fun game and an interview with a race car driver @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @...

#2 Show | Bucket List & Des Rocs

22 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

🚽 Welcome to Episode 3 of The Number Two Show! 🚽📣 Special Thanks to Our Guest: @DesRocsCheck him out: https://www.youtube.com/@DesRocsIn this...

My Hands Are Clammy

22 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because the very funny and hilarious, Tina stopped by and played the newlywed game with her man Rafe. @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottR...

A Janice Jackson Situation

21 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we share the chaos from Rizz's Birthday Bash, Ballwin Days and more @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRaf...

I Just Wanna Talk Steve Ewing

18 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we played just the 2 of Us with Ewing, results of freak of the year playoffs and more @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @L...

#2 Show | Rizzuto's Close Call

17 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

🔍 Dive into the wacky world of the workplace as Rafe Williams gives you an unfiltered, humorous peek into the lives of those that reign supreme: th...

A Lot Of News About Holes

17 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we celebrated Rizz's Birthday Today with food, goofs, and the great shooting of the tooters @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRul...

The Flexicutioner Moon Walks

16 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we hear Rafe's Bucket List, Warhorse rules ass in studio and more @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeW...

#2 Show | The Bathroom: America's New Phone Booth?

15 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the first-ever episode of the 'Number Two Show', where we flush down into intriguing topics, straight from the comfort of a bathroom stall....

We Miss You Jeff

15 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because today we honor our brother Jeff Burton and share a tiny sample of how wonderful our homie is... so go out, be joyful and be kind to ...

Show Me Your Finest Gray Sweatpants

14 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we found Rizz is great at buying pants for others, find out what happened over the weekend and more @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @King...

Melissa Villasenor Knows Vegetation Farming

11 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we play Just The Two Of Us and an epic Friday Fails @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http:/...

Cyst Carbuncle Buys Ugly Houses

10 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because King Scott reveals his super epic bucket list, Lern breaks some shocking sports news and das Freak Of The Year playoffs return @Rizz...

If I Could Dropkick Myself I Would

09 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because Moon reveals his bucket list, we play Do It Bitch and the right team destroyed the wrong team... @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingSco...

Emus Are Big Hoes

08 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because Rizz reveals his bucket list, we play Do It Bitch and the wrong team might have won... @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @...

It’s Not Dairy It’s Dude

07 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we had freak of the week results, sexy time fun facts and a discuss the new olympics! @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @L...

Bill Bellamy Wrote It In Crayon

04 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because Bill Bellamy was an amazing guest, we play would you rather and we talk wedding proposals! @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRule...

Red Carpet Rolled Out For Chris Kattan

03 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because it's Lern's first day revisited! @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://www.1057thepoint.c...

Tougher Than A Woodpeckers Lips

02 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because celebrate the talented and funny Pee Wee Herman plus play a fun game for simpletons! @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @Le...

A Yeasty Tar Butter

01 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because celebrate the talented and funny Pee Wee Herman plus play a fun game for simpletons! @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @Le...

A Life Changing BM

31 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we fight about best game show host, tennis ball colors and a wild sexy time fun facts! @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @...

Bill Bellamy Walking To Get Soup

28 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because screen legend Bill Bellamy joined us and played Just the Two of Us! @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRaf...

The Trailer Trash Of The Galaxy

27 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we revealed the Pork Steak Logo @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @ LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://www.1057thepoint.c...

I Become Liquid As Well

26 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we finally had Match Up Moon @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @ LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://www.1057thepoint.com/...

The Fyre Fest of Games

25 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because Rizz got mad and still smiled @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @ LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams http://www.1057thepoint.com...

Jam One In My Navel

24 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because we had sexy time fun facts, lake talk, Moon's Goldfinger shows and what people do in Quincy IL! @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScot...

Chris Kattan’s A Dill Pickle Aficionado

21 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because a legend in comedy, Chris Kattan hung out and played a sexy informative game @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @ LernVsRad...

Turned On By Wood Floors

19 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Follow us because @MalloryRuthFit played the newlywed game with Moon and where did King Scott vacation? @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @ ...