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March Madness: Week 1 Bets | The Spread Zone

18 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of The Spread Zone, Scott Rizzuto and Jackson Burkett break down the start of March Madness with picks and betting angles from the Fir...

Sorry Tut and Happy Birthday Moon!

18 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today we celebrated Moon's Birthday!We kick things off with jazz hands (because obviously that’s how serious radio begins), before diving into the s...

Birthday Surprises, Confederate Cash & The Yip Yip Capital

18 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Moon’s birthday is coming up, so naturally The Rizzuto Show decided to celebrate early… and by “celebrate,” we mean hand him Confederate money...

Birthday Jams, EV Parking Drama & “What Would Aliens Watch?”

18 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a birthday, it’s a debate, it’s a full-blown identity crisis for humanity—all packed into one beautifully chaotic episode of your favorit...

Jazz Hands, Fentanyl, and the Roller Rink of Regrets

18 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to another beautifully unhinged episode of The Rizzuto Show — your favorite funny podcast where things start normal and immed...

Brother Battles With Ricky Montgomery

17 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The Rizzuto Show kicks off exactly how you’d expect: with a completely unnecessary “rock emergency” involving missing headphones and a dramatic ...

From Basement Bands to 878 Million Streams + Brother vs Brother Trivia Chaos

17 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This episode of The Rizzuto Show is what happens when a legit success story collides headfirst with absolute nonsense — aka your favorite funny...

Leprechauns, Lost Bags & a Very Aggressive 90s Movie Debate

17 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show — your favorite daily comedy show where things start normal and immediately spiral into nonsense.This epi...

Jury Duty Chaos, Hurricane Draft Picks & “Major Hands”

17 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This comedy podcast episode of The Rizzuto Show kicks off exactly how you’d expect: with a completely unnecessary “rock emergency” inv...

DAILY SHOW: A Bunch Of Lip Hoes and Iowa Lies | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast

16 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Airports were not ready for Rafe this weekend… and honestly, Rafe might not have been ready for them either.In this episode of The Rizzuto Show...

Kissing Chronicles & Sexy Time Fun Facts

16 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Some mornings the show has a plan.Today was not one of those mornings.The episode kicks off with Rizz dealing with every traveler’s worst nightmare ...

March Movie Mayhem Begins + The 90s Movie Bracket That Will Destroy Friendships

16 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The Rizz Show has officially abandoned March Music Mayhem… because apparently Breaking Benjamin winning every single year got a little predicta...

From Denver Delays to Airport Antics

16 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Airports were not ready for Rafe this weekend… and honestly, Rafe might not have been ready for them either.In this episode of The Rizzuto Show...

Down My Throat Now With Kevin McDonald | DAILY Rizzuto Show

13 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Kids in the Hall legend Kevin McDonald joins the show in studio. He shares stories about Seinfeld calling him the wrong name all week, recording ...

Beer Can Catastrophe & Concert Chaos

13 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

If you’ve ever been hit by a flying beer at a concert, congratulations — you’re basically living inside today’s episode of The ...

Rizz vs. Teen Titan: The Epic Showdown & 20 Years of Matrimonial Mayhem

13 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

If you ever wondered what happens when a confident dad challenges his teenage son to a fight… well, this episode answers that question in the most h...

Friday the 13th: Superstitions, Sex Toys, and Someone’s HUGE News

13 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Friday the 13th, which means superstition is in the air and chaos is basically guaranteed. On today’s daily comedy show, the Rizzuto Sho...

Early Morning Kissin On Rizzuto’s 20th Anniversary | DAILY Rizzuto Show

12 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

If you’ve ever misplaced your keys and thought your morning was bad, imagine realizing it at 5:40 AM when you’re supposed to be on a daily po...

Ex-Cop’s Creepy Phone Heist & A Matchup Showdown

12 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Some episodes of The Rizzuto Show start light and goofy… and some start with a story that makes everyone immediately uncomfortable before we pivot s...

20 Years of Wedded Bliss & The Return of the Divorce Gorilla

12 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Marriage milestones, celebrity meltdowns, and one of the greatest radio freakouts of all time — just another completely normal day on The Rizzu...

Lost Keys, Uber Lawsuits & Pulling Cars With Your Junk

12 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

If you’ve ever misplaced your keys and thought your morning was bad, imagine realizing it at 5:40 AM when you’re supposed to be on a daily po...

Is Nicolas Cage A Vampire? | Stupiracy

12 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Rizz and Tim take on a question so ridiculous it has somehow survived the internet’s fact-checking era: is Nicolas Cage a vampire? What begins as a ...

March Hoops Betting & The Players Championship Breakdown | The Spread Zone

11 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of The Spread Zone, Scott Rizzuto, Tim McKernan, and Anthony Stalter break down the biggest betting opportunities of the week, focusin...

Weird Dennis Connections With Attorney On Retainer

11 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show comedy podcast, the gang celebrates Riz’s birthday in style — complete with a surprise shoutout from...

Birthday Surprises, Trivia Madness, and Improv Insights

11 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Some episodes of The Rizzuto Show feel like a well-planned production. This… was not one of those episodes.It all kicks off with birthday ...

Metallica Baby Names, Nostalgic Music Moments & The Rizz Quiz Returns

11 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show comedy podcast is a chaotic mix of metal fandom, nostalgia overload, celebrity nonsense, and a trivia ...

311 Day Chaos, AI Lawyers Gone Wild & The Most Depressed Cities in America

11 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s 311 Day, which means the show kicks off with some love for the band 311 and the strange realization that half the crew’s spouses might s...

DAILY SHOW: Teen Takeover, Music Battles, Dad Roasts & Gen-Z Reality Checks

10 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show gets a full generational shake-up when Rizz’s son and his friends roll into the studio with a bold idea: kick ...

Kids Took Over The Studio… Then Beat Us at Music Trivia

10 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

What happens when the next generation walks into the studio and immediately tries to replace the hosts of the number-one morning show in St. Louis?Abs...

Cameo Showdowns & Celebrity Shenanigans

10 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The studio is about to get a whole lot younger… and possibly a whole lot dumber (in the best possible way).On this episode of The Rizzuto Show,...

Tarzan Boy, Tornado Warnings & Tired Eyes

10 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

If you woke up today thinking, “I hope the radio talks about 80s one-hit wonders, violent house party drama, ranch dressing, and Mario… all in the...

DAILY SHOW: So You Married Your Sibling

09 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Are the members of KISS technically clowns… and if so, does that make their music a circus act? Because once that question gets asked, the entire sh...

KISS Clowns, Sexy Playlists & Cousin Conundrums

09 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The Rizz Show crew proves once again that no topic is too ridiculous for a deep dive.This episode of the comedy podcast kicks off with a sur...

Sick Days, Daylight Savings & The Perils of New Music Friday

09 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

If you woke up today feeling like a raccoon that got hit by a clock, congratulations — you survived Daylight Saving Time. The Rizzuto Show...

Cheer Competition Chaos, Downtown Confusion & The Cat Named Poop Butt

09 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Rizz made a classic dad mistake this weekend: assuming he knew where he was going. What started as a routine cheer competition trip quickly spiraled i...

Waves Of Readiness In The Butt Birth Rhino | Daily Rizzuto Show

06 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show starts the way all great chaos begins: with a few innocent birthday shoutouts. But this is a dail...

Birthdays, Charcuterie, and the Battle of the Frozen Foods

06 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

What starts as a few friendly birthday shoutouts quickly spirals into one of the most chaotic episodes we’ve had in a while — which, honestly, is ...

The DARE Cop Who Sold Drugs + The Ultimate “Run Through a Wall” Concert Songs

06 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, the comedy podcast that turns everyday news, pop culture nonsense, and the weirdest stories on the in...

Foggy Mornings, Weather Sandwiches & Six Flags Drama

06 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The week is ending the only way The Rizzuto Show knows how: with fog outside, chaos inside, and just enough bad ideas to keep HR slightly nervous.It s...

Down Two Fallopians And No Turnips

05 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s daily comedy show starts with a classic Rizz Show tradition that somehow never goes smoothly: Rizz Show Password. What s...

Turnip Trouble and Green Lanterns

05 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Some mornings on The Rizzuto Show, everything runs like a well-oiled radio machine.This… is not one of those mornings.In this episode, the gang dive...

NIN Concert Reviews, Ace Ventura Rhino Auction & Celebrity Chaos

05 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Birthdays on The Rizzuto Show usually involve cake, sarcasm, and at least one questionable idea… and today checks every box.The gang kicks...

Post-Surgery Shenanigans: Tubes, Tummy Talks & Time Travel Theories

05 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is finally back together… minus a couple fallopian tubes.In today’s daily comedy show, Lern returns to the studio only days after su...

The History of Executions | Stupiracy

05 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Rizz and Tim venture into the darkest territory of the season with an unflinching look at the long, brutal history of executions — and what these me...

Arnold Palmer Invitational, Arch Madness & World Baseball Classic Picks

04 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of The Spread Zone, Scott Rizzuto, Tim McKernan, and Anthony Stalter break down three of the biggest sports betting opportunities of t...

DAILY SHOW: Plays With Ding-A-Ling On A Ship | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast

04 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s funny podcast kicks off with important cultural education: what exactly is a punchki (and why does it sound like something you shouldn’t G...

Paczkis, Pancakes, and a Game of Lies!

04 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s March 4th — the only date on the calendar that doubles as a command — and this daily comedy show absolutely understood the assign...

Two Truths, One Lie, and a Whole Lot of Shenanigans!

04 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to your favorite daily comedy show, where absolutely nothing stays on topic and somehow everything still works.Today’s chaos kicks...

Cruise Jail, Roulette Meltdown & Swamp Justice

04 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Rafe is back from Trailer Trash Tammy’s cruise and apparently spent the week testing the limits of international waters, roulette tables, and common...

I’ll Grease A Guy When I Get There | The Rizzuto Show

03 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to your favorite daily comedy show, where we ask the hard-hitting questions like: Are all babies actually cute… or are we jus...

Ugly Babies, Gerber’s New Twist, & Trivia Showdown

03 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s daily comedy show, we bravely tackle one of society’s most sensitive topics: not every baby is cute. There, we said it. Inspired b...

Rambo, Prosthetic B-Holes, and the Disturbing Movie That Shocked Us All!

03 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

If you came here for emotional growth… wrong show. If you came here for chaotic, sarcastic, wildly unqualified movie criticism and questionable triv...

Vanishing Moms, Wrong Turns & $241 Million in Milk

03 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

If you like your news strange, emotional, mildly infuriating, and occasionally life-affirming, congratulations — you found your people.On ...

We Broke a TV, Made Money In Vegas, Got Arrested for Karaoke & Almost Got Divorced on a Mountain | Daily Rizzuto Show

02 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s daily comedy episode proves two things: kids are expensive, and karaoke should absolutely require a permit.We kick things off with...

The Lego TV Debacle & Alpine Divorce: Kids, Chaos, and Comedy!

02 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

If you’ve ever thought, “What’s the worst that could happen?” — today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show answers that with: a Lego and a 7...

Karaoke Songs That Should Be ILLEGAL + Is Jim Carrey a Clone?!

02 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

What starts as a simple karaoke conversation turns into a full-blown legal system designed by idiots with microphones — which means it’s a perfect...

Record Labels, Rib Cap Steak & Regret

02 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

You ever go to Vegas for “work” and accidentally turn into a socially awkward casino goblin with access to steak money? Yeah. That’s this episod...

Jiminy Cricket's Big Double Doinking Day!

27 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a full-blown Friday free-for-all on The Rizzuto Show as the crew dives headfirst into a triple-threat episode of chaos.Clownvis joins the show ...

The Bean Boozled Betrayal: Stink Bugs, Burnt Rubber & Five Straight Wins?!

27 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

There are moments in radio history where legends are made.This is not one of those moments.This is the episode where we voluntarily ate jelly beans th...

Tooth Fairy Inflation & Bozo’s “Weirdo” Debut

27 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The Tooth Fairy is officially making more than some entry-level jobs. On today’s comedy podcast, we break down the shocking $6-per-tooth average and...

Clownvis Goes Viral with Maynard + Crying at Work Stats Get REAL

27 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Clownvis rolls into the studio and immediately chaos begins. It’s a Friday on The Rizzuto Show, which means zero structure, maximum tangents, and at...

I Forgot About Magazines And I'm Back Into Gum| Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast

26 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Rizz is loose in Vegas and somehow Fremont Street survived. While he’s out there chasing Heart Attack Grill dreams and sending questionable videos, ...

Rizz Parties in Vegas While We Diagnose Eldest Daughter Syndrome & Fight Turkeys

26 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

While Rizz parties in Vegas, the rest of us solve family drama, diagnose Eldest Daughter Syndrome, and debate whether you’d let a turkey-attack vict...

From $10 Million Dilemmas to Prostate B-Holes

26 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to your favorite daily comedy show, where the financial advice is questionable, the celebrity gossip is unhinged, and the emotional famil...

The Nine Inch Nails Experience: Curtain Work, Concert Chaos & $50 Million Friendship Tests

26 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Lern just got back from seeing Nine Inch Nails and apparently the lighting design deserves its own Grammy. We’re talking gauze curtains, delayed sha...

Where Do The Elites Go When They Vacation? | Stupiracy

26 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In Season 2, Episode 4, Rizz and Tim step into one of the most infamous locations in modern conspiracy culture: Bohemian Grove — the secluded Northe...

MLB Futures | The Spread Zone

25 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of The Spread Zone, Scott Rizzuto, Tim McKernan, and Anthony Stalter build out a full 2026 MLB futures card from the ground up — bre...

Rizz Went Small | Daily Rizzuto Show

25 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show might be the most “2026 energy” thing we’ve ever done — and that’s saying something for a daily comedy...

Rizz Quiz Showdown: Guitars, Giveaways & a 12-Point Nail-Biter

25 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show starts with Moon casually announcing he’s selling HALF HIS LIFE on Reverb like it’s no big deal. G...

The Eternal Playlist & The 400-Dude Paternity Lottery

25 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to your favorite daily comedy show, where the headlines are real, but our reactions are legally questionable.Today’s chaos kicks o...

Yelled at by a School Administrator & The Quest for a Las Vegas Cat

25 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, the only comedy podcast where grown adults relive high school trauma before 8am and somehow pivot into gyn...

Kiss and Tell: Roadkill Romance & Kentucky Shenanigans

24 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show, we prove once again that reality is undefeated.We kick things off with a story so unhinged it feels lik...

Kiss & Tell: Roadkill Romance and Kentucky Shenanigans

24 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show, we once again prove that reality is the most unhinged writer in America.We kick things off with a story that...

The Great BAFTA Debate & Listening at 1.8x Speed Broke Moon’s Brain

24 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on The Rizzuto Show, the crew dives into one of the wildest entertainment moments of 2026 — the BAFTA Awards controversy involving a Tourette’...

Van Life, The Ultimate Moondini And Pointfest Announce!

24 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s daily podcast, we dive headfirst into a real-life story that feels like Gone Girl but somehow even more chaotic — becaus...

Nah French Toast Is Dumb! | Daily Rizzuto Show

23 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

If you came here for peace and quiet, you are aggressively lost. This daily comedy show kicks off with the most controversial debate of 2025...

Banana Bread And Cheating Scandals

23 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to your favorite comedy podcast where we tackle the big questions in life — like whether walnuts have any business inside ban...

Fiber Optics and Fisticuffs: The Fight for Lawn Rights

23 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Nothing says suburban bliss like little neon flags sprouting up across your lawn like a government-sponsored Easter egg hunt. In today’s comedy...

The Cruise to Cartel City

23 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to another completely stable and professionally executed daily comedy show… where one host is preparing for a cruise that may or may no...

DAILY SHOW: How Many Sides Make A Rectangle Rizz? Giraffe You Moron | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast

20 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to your favorite FULL EPISODE daily comedy show, where compassion meets chaos and somehow ends with Daddy’s pommel horse.This epis...

Dementia Village Commercial, Olympic Village Chaos & The Horse Boys Prophecy

20 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This daily comedy show really asked the big questions this week. Like… are we broadcasting live? Or are we just four confused old men screaming into...

CIA or Scorpions? The Whistling Conspiracy That Rocked the Berlin Wall

20 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

One whistle. One wall. One wildly chaotic comedy podcast trying to figure out if the CIA secretly wrote a power ballad.Today on The Rizzuto ...

The Bidet Chronicles: From Bathroom Innovations to Costco Conspiracies

20 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to another completely normal episode of your favorite daily comedy show — where we try to cover the news and instead end up a...

Are You Showering Wrong… and Planning Your Death Right? | Daily Rizzuto Show

19 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to your favorite daily comedy show, where we ask the hard-hitting questions like: Are you showering wrong? And more import...

Are You Showering Wrong?! + Trivia Chaos & Rizz’s Museum Meltdown

19 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We kicked off today’s comedy podcast by tackling the most controversial debate of 2026: are you showering wrong… and have you been doing...

Kylo Ren Movie CANCELLED?! Shia Gets Rocked & Jelly Roll Overload

19 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

If you ever wondered what happens when pop culture chaos meets questionable life decisions and just enough caffeine to fuel bad takes… welcome back ...

Estate Planning Got Dark… Fast

19 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Hell yeah indeed because, this one took a TURN.On today’s daily comedy show, we kicked things off with Mother Nature threatening to fake us out...

Weird Origins of Common Phrases | Stupiracy

19 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In Season 2, Episode 3, Rizz and Tim take a closer look at the everyday phrases we use without thinking — and the surprisingly dark, strange, and of...

I Give Good Clavicle | Daily Rizzuto Show

18 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Ash Wednesday on The Rizzuto Show and apparently the only thing we’re giving up for Lent is self-control.In this episode of your favorite&nbs...

Thumbs, Dongs & a Flying Cow (Plus Classic Rock Meltdowns)

18 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show — your favorite chaotic comedy podcast broadcasting straight out of St. Louis — we celebrate on...

Insurance Spies And Shia’s Mardi Gras Meltdown

18 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

You ever try to snowboard while claiming a bad back? No? Good. Because apparently insurance companies are out here hiring private investigators to fol...

Ashes F-Bombs & Dementia Village

18 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Ash Wednesday, which means reflection, sacrifice, fish fries… and Lern voluntarily giving up the F-word for 40 days. Yes. You read that corre...

FULL SHOW: High T, Low Patience | Rizzuto Show Daily Podcast

17 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show is what happens when a daily comedy show collides with real life and nobody wears pants (literally).We...

Stranded, Screaming & Scorekeeping

17 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This episode of The Rizzuto Show is what happens when airline etiquette, panic disorders, frozen ponds, dirty airport bathrooms, and relatio...

$20 Million, A Baby Co-Host & The Fire Horse Portal

17 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to another completely normal, absolutely unhinged daily comedy show where the tech almost fails, the allergies are aggressive, and s...

Naked Rampage, Hammer Justice & Celebrity Redemption?

17 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

If you woke up today thinking, “Wow, I hope my neighbors don’t solve disputes with a hammer,” congratulations — you’re already ahead of Hill...

Romantic Red Flags, Olympic Madness & Missouri’s Spring Break Secrets | The Daily Rizzuto Show

16 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

What do QR codes, Olympic athletes, wolf mating documentaries, and Destin, Florida all have in common?Absolutely nothing — and that’s why this&nbs...

It’s a Trap: Celebrity Crushes, QR Codes & Knights

16 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

QR codes on billboards. That’s how this started. Just a simple “Free Burrito” sign in Chicago and suddenly we’re debating whether scanning it ...

Olympic Village Ran Out of Condoms in 3 Days + The Most Gen X Man Alive

16 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s daily comedy show is what happens when you give microphones to people who should probably just be texting each other.We kick thing...

Florida Man Energy, Wolf Romance, and Ice Skating Near-Death Experiences

16 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Moon comes back from Florida glowing like a man who just discovered winter doesn’t have to hurt, and suddenly we’re debating snowbird life, Boca R...