The Roundtable of Gentlemen

Sniff the Crotch, Sniff the Ass

22 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

On today's Round Table, the gang discusses a teenager trapped in a bell tower, a donut eating contest resulting in an arrest, and mortuary switch 'em ...

Stinky Dinky

15 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is back and they talk turkey consent, "The Pest", banning the banjo and how to tell if a cat likes you.  Please consider signing Jackie's p...

Episode 347: Hollywood Bear-lebrities.

19 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Travis Irvine to learn about a pig who disrupted a plane, Bart the Bear's extensive IMDB credits, and to debate the best kinds o...

Episode 346: Sour Milk

21 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Myka Sherman joins the gang to talk favorite must-see-tv block shows, likely temperatures of nacho cheese, and more!

Episode 345: Friendship Is Magic

09 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Carolina Hidalgo to receive a killer clown update, learn about the discovery of Santa's bones, and talk about Holden's "other fr...

Episode 344: Swingin'

29 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Mookie Thompson and Molly Knefel to learn about a 30 year old murderous clown, a rescued piggy, and to tell tales of swingers pa...

Episode 343: Pizza and Monsters

22 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang learns about an under-qualified sign language interpreter, debate the phrasing of multiple bigfoots, and decide which monsters would be the b...

Episode 342: No Flush Experiences

17 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang hears a tale of a botched nose job leaving a guy with a permanent boner, the creation of vomit proof shoes, and relive experiences when they ...

Episode 341: Bagels and Cream Cheese

10 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang learns about a gang of nurses who got a little too raunchy, a forgetful drunk who accidentally reported his car stolen, and Florida hurrican...

Episode 340: Bird Justice

01 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang talks about the perils of committing crimes around a talking bird, reminisce about favorite mushroom-centric foods, and decide which building...

Episode 339: Something A Dog Does

17 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Byron Baldrini to tell their best pee stories, learn about the unauthorized fondling of a man’s trombone, and decide what they...

Episode 338: The 'Stand By Me' Episode

12 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by comedian John Moreno to discuss the Marmaduke movie, learn about a seagull who was hungry for gonads, and a couple at the Wiscon...

Episode 337: That'll Happen

04 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang reminisces about worst experiences with public toilets, learns about the best postnuptial trust exercise ever, and talks donkey antics.

Episode 336: Runnin' Out Of Bananas

27 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang learns about the arrest of the scariest clown you'll ever meet, the World Dog Surfing Championships, and why you shouldn't light bugs on fire...

Episode 335: A Goose Needs A Maid

22 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang learns about a new Daddy Dating sim game that features a character that looks remarkably like Henry, tries to fix the Canada Goose overpopula...

Episode 334: Mayor of the Rodeo

07 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Table talks about Joey Chestnut's big win in Coney Island, Marcus' experience at the rodeo last week including the lack of pigs, and Jumanji.

Episode 333: Oil Me Up: The Marcus Parks Story

23 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang learns about super aggressive Alaskan black bears' snacking preferences, hears a bunch of llama drama, and discusses potential repercussions ...

Episode 332: The Goose and The Snake

16 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang learns about a couple who met and joined the public mile high club on the same flight, gripe about Feetmageddon 2017, and try to save Jackie ...

Episode 331: Raccoons For Free

10 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Travis Irvine to learn about cats going on adventures, Vanilla Ice going Amish, and to make up their own Phantom of the Opera so...

Episode 330: Real Fake Blood

03 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang talks about violent subway entertainers, discusses which freaks they would add to the Coney Island Freak Show, and learns about Eddie's more ...

Episode 329: Chuckin' Wood In Heaven

26 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang learns about a woodchuck who caused a car fire, a murderous Freddy Kruger clown, discusses best and worst memes, and gives us an insider look...

Episode 328: We've Got Opinions

19 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus, Holden and Jackie are once again left to their own devices give us an update on the infamous Akron Pooper, discuss bribing cops with fast food...

Episode 327: And Then There Were Three

05 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang learns about a neighborhood's mystery cat shaver, dream about going on the Kid Rock cruise, and participate in four different Holden McNeely ...

Episode 326: Chihuahua Warriors

01 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Travis Irvine, Doug Austin, and Christina the Psychology Expert to weigh the pros and cons of getting drunk with your pet in a t...

Episode 325: The Little Tablers

14 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Henry Zebrowski in their first ever news story-less episode, in which they provide commentary to an ongoing Jumbo Shrimp game, d...

Episode 324: Punching Donkeys

06 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Carolina Hidalgo and the future Mrs. Lexi McNeely learns about a woman who pistol whipped her babysitter, a fundraising event th...

Episode 323: Monkeyshines

31 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang reviews Beauty and the Beast, learns about an elderly couple who went on an accidental vacation, and hears an in-depth explanation of Eddie's...

Episode 322: Gentleman of the Year 2017

23 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Andrew Short and Danny Tamberelli to learn about a chihuahua who was nearly rescued by drones, a cat who liked peanut butter a l...

Episode 321: The Biggest Event In Roung Table History

17 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang listens to Holden's ultra-romantic engagement story and tales of his freestyle walking days, and learns about a teacher to drank too much box...

Episode 320: Engagement Edition

09 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang talks shady mailmen, questionable relationships with canine pals, a werewolf who stabbed a mailman to death, and of course, Holden's upcoming...

Episode 319: Pork Chop Platoon

03 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang learns about an extremely unconventional masseuse and a cold, hungry snake, relives the times they've had their cars towed at Holden's house,...

Episode 318: Quhy???

24 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang hears the story of a woman who offered sex to a cop in exchange for taco bell, how a plucky bull escaped from a slaughterhouse, and is school...

Episode 317: Joke Dukes

16 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Chris Laker to discuss the logistics of mailing yourself meth, learn about a disturbing experiment that proves kittens need oxyg...

Episode 316: The Day The Pigs Got Loose

10 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang talks animal related valentines day news, including some octopi gettin' it on, an orangutan who gets to pick out her dates on Orangu-tinder, ...

Episode 315: Prison Casserole

03 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang learns about a hamster who teaches kids a hard lesson, talks about favorite boy bands and cheesy snacks, and decides which day they'd like to...

Episode 314: Float It, Boat It, Get It.

27 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Marcus, Jackie and Holden take over the Round Table to talk about an in-person visit to the Jumbo Shrimp stadium, unreasonable exes, and scientific re...

Episode 313: Scenes From A Walmart

13 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Carolina Hidalgo to talk inter-species baby making, have an oreo eating contest, and pick what sort of merchandise they'd sell a...

Episode 312: Boo Years Resignations

05 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Jake Young to learn about a dog who really doesn't want to wear a sweater, animals that are smarter than we think, and the popul...

Episode 310: Party 'Till Dawn

23 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Henry Zebrowski for a very special holiday episode, where they discuss the Russian love of imbibing bubble bath, horses who have...

Episode 309: There's *** in the Frosting!

13 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Henry Zebrowski to learn about some students who got a little too creative in Home Ec, a stabbing at a party celebrating another...

Episode 308: The Fun Stops Here

06 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The gang learns all about Marcus' favorite sport: grave digging contests, debates which demographics should be allowed to review which movies, and dec...

Episode 307: No One Is Better Than Playing Cards

29 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Erik Bergstrom joins the gang to explore expensive holes, #MattressGateRedux, the illiteracy of guest producer Travis, and how no one person is better...

Episode 306: Mattressgate

23 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The gang investigates further into the Mattressgate scandal, learns about an economy that facilitates a blow job to nacho exchange rate, and debates w...

Episode 305: Ben Kissel, The One True King

15 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The gang learns about a Halloween incident involving a cat and a syringe, a family who was thrown out of a buffet for eating too many crab legs, and d...

Episode 304: If Asses Could Talk

08 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The gang talks silly minor league sports teams, the chances of Holden ever running the New York Marathon, and reads a bad review someone left of our s...

Episode 303: Who Pumped in Here?

25 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Kelly Fastuca and Mr. Matzo to discuss sword fights gone wrong, stag nights, and dirty roofers.

Episode 302: Barnabas and Abraham

18 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The gang talks hallucinogen experiences, fave musicians, and a close-to-home murder.

Episode 301: Dick Math

27 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In this backwards episode, the gang talks about tattoos they might want, Holden describes why he is a terrible person to break up with, and some inter...

Episode 300: Girls in the Barn

20 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

For their 300th episode, the gang is joined by Kevin Barnett to talk about favorite rappers, inappropriate teachers, and the perils of keeping too man...

Episode 299: The Mattress Dilema

13 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The gang discusses gushes about their relationships, learns about a some drug addict racehorses, and shares their opinions about zoos.

Episode 298: Pac Man Porn

06 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Mike Recine joins the gang to discuss the orgy that is Burning Man, animal attacks, and favorite Adam Sandler movies

Episode 297: Beat the Heat

16 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by John F. O'Donnell to discuss the effects of the miserable weather on the New York City wildlife, learn about unscrupulous ruffia...

Episode 296: Butterfly Kisses

02 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Jake Young, Julia Johns, and Trey Galyon relive PeeWee Herman's glory days, learn about why you shouldn't let dogs drive cars, and hear about an attac...

Episode 295: Glenn Close To Your Heart

26 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Walter Replogle to discuss the numerous downsides to getting tattooed by a hobbiest, farmyard animals eating each other, and to ...

Episode 294: Tumbleweed on the High Seas

19 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Nick Turner, Jordan Temple and Liz McGee to learn about the new aquatic fashion craze on instagram, the risks of playing with yo...

Episode 293: Call Me Obama

12 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Chris Laker and Julie Rosing to discuss a goat parades, learn about a whole lot of Pokemon-Go related crimes, and ponder some my...

Episode 292: Do NOT Get Into Me!

28 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Rich Templeton do discuss the country's legal system, hear stories about cats holding their owners hostage, and learn about the ...

Episode 291: A Man, An Axe, and A Dream

14 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by TJ Del Rino and Malachi Nimmons to discuss the star crossed love between a kangaroo and a pig, a court decision that ruled in fa...

Episode 290: A Dumb Dinner With Idiots

07 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Greg Stone to recount the mystery of the Shitting Yelper, hear about a baby with too much testosterone, and learn that pythons l...

Episode 289: Eight Time Tony

23 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Nate Fridson to discuss a fatal cemetery brawl, Jim Jong -Un's creepy new reality show, and come up with their best Game of Thro...

Episode 288: Hugs for Cash

16 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Louis Katz joins the gang to learn about a pig that was recently rescued from a Canadian fire, a woman who was recently assaulted by a Times Square pa...

Episode 287: Milk, Milk, Lemonade

10 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Christi Chiello, Nick Vatterott, and Momma Larson to dish about escaped bees, Jay Z's torrid affair, and the recent banana-eatin...

Episode 286: Blow-Up Angel

03 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Reid Faylor joins the gang to talk about the best day of their lives, try to help catch a serial outdoor pooper, discuss sexual innuendos in music, an...

Episode 285: Convenient and Legal

26 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The gang talks about the recent secret Limp Bizkit concert hoax, debates whether or not it's polite to use a monkey as a form of currency with which t...

Episode 284: Little Bobbies

19 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Danny Tamberelli and Lance Weiss to compare types of fart sprays, hear about recent lawn mower related deaths, and learn what ty...

Episode 283: Smiley Face Tuesday

13 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Eddie's neighbor Joe Stanton to talk about body modifications, drug-addled southerners, and the benefits of using bodily orifice...

Episode 282: Day of Our Lord

04 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a convicted sex offender is killed by a runaway truck while looking at pornography on his phone, an Easter egg hunt at the P...

Episode 281: The Wedding Edition

21 Mar 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Keith Malley and Chemda from Keith and the Girl join the gang to talk about their religions backgrounds, alligators that have grown way too big, and ...

Episode 280: Mushing the Frog

14 Mar 2016

Contributed by Lukas

John F. O'Donnell joins the gang to learn about the Ihop Robin Hood, some of the worst employee pranksters ever, and to discuss the logic behind falli...

Episode 279: Finger Kissin'

29 Feb 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Irene Morales joines the gang to talk 'Pawscer' nominees, the details of a brutal goose murder, and what they would wear to make a statement on the re...

Episode 277: Tic Tacs and Pez

27 Feb 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Mister Pastrami to discuss Walmart, favorite buffets, and the country's masturbation laws.

Episode277: Polar Bear Propaganda

22 Feb 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Amber Nelson, Andrew Short, Reid Faylor, and Walter Replogle to talk about an 18 year old passing himself off as a Doctor in Flo...

Episode 276: Butterscotch Puddles

09 Feb 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Natalie Jean in this poop-centric episode to debate whether or not pooping your pants is a reasonable excuse for theft, learn ab...

Episode 275: Cocktail Humans

02 Feb 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is joined by Micah Sherman and Carmen Lagala to discuss the ethics of dwarf tossing, mourn the loss of Willow the official Canadian groundhog...

Episode 274: Nine Point Hate

19 Jan 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Today of Round Table: The gang finds out which Garfield character they most resemble, they check out creepy woolen kids, and rate how much Ed Larson l...

Episode 273: Salient Points

11 Jan 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Round Table: Indian police force a thief to ingest four dozen bananas in an attempt to retrieve a gold chain he had swallowed, a Tampa neighb...

Episode 272: Gulch Fillers

04 Jan 2016

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a Pensacola man drives his car through a shopping mall in a time-travel event and a little boy is gifted brand new trash can...

Episode 271: If Hitler Could Dance

21 Dec 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Jason Seinz and Erik Bergstrom join the gentlemen to discuss being a cast away, horrifying Florida animals, and debate Michael Jackson's innocence.

Episode 270: Real Money in the Butt

15 Dec 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Round Table: an Alaskan woman breaks the record for amount of fake currency stored in a vagina by weight, squirrels are rapidly gaining weigh...

Episode 269: Radioactive Cum

30 Nov 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: A Russian sailor learns why you shouldn't drink and drive boats either, we learn all about mer-genitals, and DooDoo the clow...

Episode 268: Ten Pound Mouth

23 Nov 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Round Table: riots erupt after a controversial decision at Zimbabwe's Mr. Ugly competition, a Siberian mayor offers coal in exchange for weig...

Episode 267: Jazzem

17 Nov 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: an Indonesian drug czar proposes a thousand crocodile plan to keep prisoners from escaping, a Brazilian toddler defeats a po...

Episode 266: Ben Eats A Bug

11 Nov 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: A prison mouse is caught muling drugs, bad people give booze to babies and monkeys, and we compare huge-dicked celebrities. ...

Episode 265: Hey Hey We're the Monkees

03 Nov 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: an Arizonan is arrested in a months-long bestiality sting operation, a witch and a warlock get embroiled in a magical harass...

Episode 264: Tiny Chunk

27 Oct 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Round Table: tragedy strikes again as yet another man dies from a pressurized air tube sprayed into his rectum, a Russian elementary school a...

Episode 263: Going to Spaghetti Town

20 Oct 2015

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Today on Round Table: a kangaroo gets loose on Staten Island, a woman's dead body is mistaken for a Halloween decoration, and a man cuts off his ears ...

Episode 262: A Pilot Named Barrel Fire

12 Oct 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Round Table: an 800 lb man in Rhode Island is kicked out of the hospital for ordering a pizza to his room, a jaguar in India is too fat t...

Episode 261: Load Shedding

05 Oct 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: a New Jersey man is fired from a pork roll factory for excessive flatulence and uncontrollable diarrhea, a gang of baboons d...

Episode 260: Bad Girls Club

28 Sep 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Round Table: an offender in England is banned from any place that has a slide after a sexual encounter with playground equipment, a man in a ...

Episode 259: Putting the Toy in Toilet

21 Sep 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: another pooping bandit strikes in Florida, a sword enthusiast in the same state goes down after a five hour stand off, and t...

Episode 258: A Tough Brunch

14 Sep 2015

Contributed by Lukas

It's a heavy dogs-in-China episode as a small town threatens residents that either they kill their pet dogs themselves or the government will come and...

Episode 257: It's a Cow Christmas

08 Sep 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Round Table: dozens of bears take over a town in Russia, a six year old boy gets his penis chewed off by a horse in Ukraine, and a chicke...

Holden Talks For Thirty Minutes 3

02 Sep 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Holden talks for thirty minutes again.

Episode 256: Kurt Rambis

24 Aug 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Round Table: an animal rights activist gets beaten with a duck in Spain, an Australian man gets stuck in a washing machine, and a Dutch woman...

Episode 255: Radio Cat

17 Aug 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Round Table: three enterprising criminals troll the depths of the NYC sewer system for treasures, a man in a bear suit has fun with bears, an...

Episode 254: Shitzthree

10 Aug 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Round Table: a homeless man is arrested for giving a four year old a Wet Willie, a Staten Island Lawyer challenges a plaintiff to trial by co...

The Rain Has Been Ceaseless and the Bugs Are Aplenty

03 Aug 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Round Table: a hitchhiking robot meets his untimely demise after less than two weeks in America, an octogenarian is arrested for copulating w...

Metalligher

27 Jul 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Round Table: a Floridian gets a year in prison for killing nine baby ducks with a lawnmower, a glass table explodes in a Canadian town with a...

Most Delicious Girl

21 Jul 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Round Table: a small town in Russia holds it's annual Mosquito Festival, a pig enthusiast gets drunk and naked with his favorite animals, and...

Episode 250: A Man Known Only As Bear

16 Jul 2015

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's Round Table: a Muslim boy with a tail loses his god status after losing his tail, wet wipes prove to be the scourge of the sewers, and ...