Flick your Bean and Achieve your Dreams with Craig Conant | The Solid Show #141
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What do the hosts say about intention, praying and manifesting?
Intention, praying, manifesting. What's the difference? Get to work. It's the same fucking shit. You think about it and you go do it. Yeah, writing it, putting it down. Yeah.
Putting it out where it's like out of your body and into the universe.
I'll just carry it with me. Little little shit.
And like what will it say?
Uh Hit special hit podcast. Uh A million subscribers on YouTube. Ten million a year income. Hit movie. Uh uh family empire business, like all my shit, you know? Guns, gold, silver, real estate.
Yeah.
Stock, all that shit.
Woo.
I love it. And then I I write it and you feel it. You flick your bean and you achieve your dream.
You flick your beans and you achieve your dream, dude. That is bro. Put that on a
shirt. That's when you merge. That's when you merge.
Do we even have to do any more of the podcast? I think it's very rare to come across
That's dangerous.
It's it's very rare we come across the conclusion fifteen minutes
in the MID.
Hey guys, uh I just have uh comedy date. I'll be doing stand-up in Houston, Texas, November twenty-first. I will be doing stand-up in Houston, Texas, November 21st at this club called the Pink Flamingo. That is in Houston, the Pink Flamingo Comedy Club. I'll be live in Houston uh that is November twenty-first. Eight PM
Hey guys, I also have some dates. I will be in when does this come out? If this comes out before September 24th, I will be in Detroit at Mic Drop. Uh come to that. October 15th, I'll be in Portland. December 23rd, right before Christmas, I will be in Philly at the Helium. And s January uh 15th and 16th, they're not on my website yet, but keep a look. out for it if you're Kingst in Kingston, Massachusetts, I will be there at the in a place called Comics Cabin. So ch come check me out. Tickets at a soncomedy dot com. That's E H S A N comedy dot com.
What's up?
Showing leg today. Ooh
leg today. Yeah, yeah.
We're a big show leg
podcast. You know what? A lot of people actually do come on here and they show a little fucking leg See that's the thing about the solid show. Yeah, we're trying to show how sexy you guys are.
Yeah.
Craig!
I got a fat pussy. I fucking rub my deck on it down there, homie.
You still smoke,
yeah?
Hell yeah. Okay, good. Did you try to quit no
he's not a vape guy. You're
not a vape guy, okay. I say uh I'm a man. You're a flower.
Which upcoming comedy shows and tour dates do they announce?
All flower all flower? Hell yeah. Yeah, but I'm a man. Give me flower. Pinky thought. Uh
wait, what
about wa wax devs?
Hell yeah. Okay. I do everything way too hard. I I I got into wax before when it was made with petro and you got heavy lungs and did that. And then I quit 'cause it ruins weeds. I smoke it too much, my tolerance goes like this and then I'll get good OG Kush or good weed. And then I'll smoke it and I won't get high and I'm like, this is something wrong here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I always have to put the 'cause they give me all the stuff. God is good, homie. We we get we get comedy and then they just give you shit and you're like dude.
And here's what's crazy. The richer and more successful you get They just keep giving you they give you more free shit.
They fucking handed me a quarter pound at a show. And I'm like, what well I mean, thank you, but Jesus Christ, a quarter pound.
I remember I was in
wait, were you on the road were you on the road or were you home? Uh no, I was home. But still it was in a road.
I'm like, what am I supposed to do with all this?
Oh, actually, yes, I take that back. In Canada somebody gave me like two, three ounces. I'm like, what am I supposed to do with this?
Yeah, yeah.
They're like, Smoke it, give it away, and that's exactly what it is.
I always give it to the staff. I leave it
as a tip for the
hotel
staff. That's what it is. That's what it is. Like, hey, here's a quarter pound a week. Yeah, because people give you an ounce and it's like, brother, I leave tomorrow morning at six AM. Someone gave me an ounce of mushrooms and a vial of acid in Vancouver, and I'm like, What the fuck? Oh
yeah.
It's like fifteen years in federal prison if I get caught trying to bring this over. What am I supposed to do with this? 'Cause it's all legal up there too.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What do the hosts say about intention, praying and manifesting?
0:00–3:01
2
Which upcoming comedy shows and tour dates do they announce?
3:01–10:32
3
How do they discuss mushrooms, micro‑dosing and other drug experiences?
10:32–33:16
4
What challenges of touring logistics and constant travel do they describe?
33:16–49:25
5
Why does the conversation start with trying to remember a forgotten name?
49:25–56:35
6
How does the group transition from personal anecdotes to a heated debate about owning and using guns?
56:35–1:12:20
7
What conspiracy theories and historical events (Waco, Bill Cooper, CIA weapons) are introduced and why do they matter to the hosts?
1:12:20–1:29:26
8
Why do the hosts argue about the line between offensive jokes and comedy, and how do they illustrate it with personal examples?
1:29:26–1:41:05
Speakers
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