Graveyard of Elephants | The Solid Show with Deric Poston and Ehsan Ahmad #140
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What are the upcoming stand‑up comedy dates and ticket info?
Oh.
Yay. Sut up.
Hey guys, this is Asan. I have some stand-up comedy dates. On September 24th, I'll be in Detroit. October 15th, I'll be in Portland. December 23rd, I'll be in Philly. September, not September, oh my God. January 6th, I'll be in Irvine. January 7th, I'll be in San Jose. And January 15th and 16th, I'll be in Kingston, Massachusetts. Ticket links in bio. Oh, ticket links in bio. Jesus. Ticket links at Asancomedy.com. That's E-H- H S A N comedy dot com
Guys, uh Houston, Texas, November twenty first. I will be at the Pink Flamingo Comedy Club. That is Houston, Texas, November twenty-first. Get those tickets, Houston. Back to the podcast. Are you talking about your hair though? Yeah, I saw that happen. I saw you f do what you did and then your foot hit it and then I was like, I'm just gonna have to turn around. But I didn't say anything. I was like she's gonna figure it
out. She's
gonna look up be like, Yo,
what the fuck? We saw
we're recording. What do you mean we're recording? But she's f doing the cameras.
I know, but she she's she she's still recording. Both
those things can happen at once?
Yes.
This is my first time. This is Derek's first time on the pod. Yeah,
yeah. First pod ever, everybody. First
time caller, long time caller.
Long time first time caller. Oh, I did that to a radio show once when I was a
kid. You called in? Yeah. Would you win? Or did you did you try to win?
No, it was actually like so it was a it was a pre show for it was it was sports radio, the San Francisco Giants. Nice. Right? And basically this is like two thousand eight, so I was in high school. And uh They did like a spring training thing where Barry Bond's like dressed like a woman.
Oh my god, what?
And did like a thing. No, look
that up, please. Uh Bar Barry Bond's dresses women, please. Uh Barry Bonds cross cross dressing.
Yeah, yeah, look that up. So dressed like a woman. And so they asked the they asked all the callers like three questions. Who do you think what do you who do you think is the most important giant other than Bonds to do well this year? And the answer in my mind was Pedro Feliz at the time. He was our third baseman. Okay. We needed him to produce. And then they asked, Well what do you think about Barry Bond's dressed like a woman? I said, I don't think he dressed like a woman. I think that's just Yes. Oh my god. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. They said, So what do you what do you what do you think of Barry Bonds dressing like a woman?
How did the hosts' first podcast recording go and what is the Barry Bonds cross‑dressing story?
And I said Uh I think it's just a uh by product of the steroids. You said that on the phone? I said that on the phone. Did they laugh? Yeah, of course. That's awesome because I was also clearly a kid calling in. Yeah, so I called into the radio station to say that. It was like a r it was like, damn, this is too funny of a joke. He was Paul Abdul, that's who he was. They were doing like an American Idol thing.
Oh, Paul Abdul must have loved that.
Yeah, yeah, because this is when American Idol was like massive, dude. So we're talking like two thousand seven-ish. Said said in the mic.
Our chair our chairs are a little too close to each other. Oh, okay. Well you know what? We'll be o y
should we move? Yeah. Okay there.
Is that better Val?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's crazy. That's way too cross that's way too cross universe. But uh Barry Bonds definitely did steroids. Look at his fucking shoulder. For sure,
for sure. For sure. And he should uh and regardless he should be in the Hall of Fame.
I wouldn't hit though. Hall of Fame or not, I'm not hitting this. And you know how I feel about women with penises. But this is Barry Bonds, I'm drawing my line with you, brother. I'm not smashing. I you I can tell you're still deciding. Okay, you were looking at him. I was like I was like, I get he's a he's a more you know iconic figure to you. Now I love him because obviously baseball, but he's you're a San Francisco Giants fan.
He's my favorite baseball player of all time.
Which makes sense. You got to see him in your city.
Yes.
That's different.
Um But yeah, yeah.
He's also the greatest player of all time.
Yes, I would say so.
There's also that.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the upcoming stand‑up comedy dates and ticket info?
0:14–2:43
2
How did the hosts' first podcast recording go and what is the Barry Bonds cross‑dressing story?
2:43–11:35
3
What childhood school experiences and sex‑talk stories do they share?
11:35–51:41
4
How do they view the impact of the internet, AI, and politics on groupthink?
51:41–55:15
5
Why do the hosts feel like ‘nobodies’ in the comedy world?
55:15–1:06:50
6
What would happen if the hosts actually shook hands with the President?
1:06:50–1:24:49
7
How are the legal battles of Lindsay Clancy being framed?
1:24:49–1:40:45
8
What’s the wild ‘rooster vs. chimpanzee’ question from the Patreon crowd?
1:40:45–1:51:43
Speakers
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