The Therapy Crouch
Episodes
“Retired, Filthy Rich, Married to a Toyboy” Abbey’s Retirement Plans Revealed
18 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Peter are back on couch answering all your weird and wonderful questions! ...
‘You Looked Like Grealish’s Dad’ Abbey and Peter’s Dubai Debrief
16 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Blighty and giving their full Dubai debrief. In classic Abbey fashion, no...
BREAKING NEWS: The Therapy Crouch Launches a SECOND Weekly Episode!
11 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
🚨NEW PODCAST ANNOUNCEMENT🚨 Yes guys, it is the moment you have all been waiting for…. The Therapy Crouch 2.0 is officially here!After being in...
‘You’re a Sucker for Punishment’ ASK US ANYTHING: The Holiday Edition
09 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still sunning themselves up on their hols so we have brought you a special extra episo...
Prince, Michael Jackson and U2: Abbey and Pete Talk All Things ICONS
02 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Abbey and Pete are coming in live and direct from their holibobs in one of their most ICONIC episodes so far. Fresh off the back of one...
‘It’s The Best Thing I’ve Ever Watched’ Pete’s New Favourite TV Show REVEALED
26 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are taking a look at some of their favourite romantic movies of all time and debunking som...
Spicing Up Your Love Life, Letting Your Coochie Breathe and Pete’s Issues With AI
19 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode of the Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are giving advice on how to add a little bit of spice to your life!From trying new activiti...
‘She Was Always in Trouble’ Abbey’s Mum Reveals What She Was REALLY Like Growing Up
12 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by our most special guest to date - Abbey’s Mum, Kags. Fresh off the bac...
Rio Ferdinand Used DRAKE as a Wingman?! Kate's First Impressions Revealed...
05 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete sit down with their old pals Rio and Kate Ferdinand!Pete and Rio go way back, from their ti...
Abbey Threatens Peter with a DIVORCE…..Party!
27 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we are looking at the worst, but often inevitable part of a relationship - the breakup!But before whipping...
Crouchy's Secret Life as a Content Creator EXPOSED
20 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode of the Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are coming (almost) live and direct from their brand new podcast studio. After months of h...
Abbey Clancy Reveals Peter’s Cheesy Chat Up Lines That Actually Worked!
13 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Love is certainly in the air on today’s episode of the Therapy Crouch, as Abbey and Peter are celebrating all things Valentine’s day. We hear...
Peter’s Wild Birthday Antics Exposed on The Therapy Crouch
06 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It is a very special addition of The Therapy Crouch this week, as the team helps to ring in Pete turning the big 4 3. Although the big man has ad...
Close Encounters of the Third Kind: Abbey’s UFO Experience Revealed
30 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are exploring all things conspiracies!After listening to you, our listeners, in our ‘Ask...
When You Are Too Old for Only Fans and Have to Create Your Own #OnlyGrans
23 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With one more week of the dreaded January blues left, we thought we would brighten up your day with a very special episode of The Therapy Crouch!On to...
Abbey and Peter Lift the Lid on their Love of a Dirty Rim
16 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It is a big week for the Therapy Crouch this week as we find ourselves celebrating a double birthday celebration! Not only is it the nation’s f...
It’s a New Year, but the Same O’l Therapy Crouch!
09 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Tuesday Therapy Crouch fans! On today’s episode, Abbey and Peter take a moment to to reflect on all things New Years and the dreaded resolutio...
The Therapy Crouch x NewlyWeds - The Crossover you Never Knew You Needed
02 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It is the first Therapy Crouch of the New Year! What better way to kick off 2024 on the couch than getting the one and only Jamie Laing and Sophie Hab...
Ask Us Anything!!! Abbey and Peter FINALLY reveal all.....
26 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Boxing Day Baby! But have no fear, The Therapy Crouch isn’t going to leave you hanging and we have got a very special episode for you today…...
The Therapy Crouch’s Christmas Party!!!
19 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It is officially our last episode before Christmas and it would only be fitting for us to have a little festive fiesta!! It is a double celebrati...
The Therapy Crouch Guide To Christmas Gifting
15 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Abbey and Pete join forces with Klarna for this special edition of The Therapy Crouch, packed full of tips and tricks (plus the odd fail from Pete) fo...
The Therapy Crouch made some new friends....and they do not disappoint
12 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The moment you’ve all been waiting for has finally arrived! The Therapy Crouch has waited almost a year for this very special moment and boy was it ...
'Tis The Season
05 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As Christmas approachs Pete and Abbey are getting into the festive spirit, by discussing their holiday joys and pet peeves from Christmas prep to how ...
When good intentions backfire SPECTACULARLY
28 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After their recent break away from the kids to ‘disconnect and reconnect’ Abbey and Pete are back with tales of when even the best of intentions c...
Surprise, Surprise
21 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ahead of Pete’s long anticipated surprise holiday for him and Abbey, the pair sit down to talk about some of the more memorable - and even more forg...
Therapy Crouchfest
14 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take a while to take stock ofter the roaring success that was Crouchfest. Never ones ...
Here comes the Bride(maid)
07 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It has been a big week for Abbey - she finally popped her bridesmaid’s cherry for none other than her BFF Holly. But before they spill the bean...
Happy Halloween!!
31 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Keeping in the spirit of the spookiest day of the year, Abbey and Peter have donned their best outfits and are talking all things fright night. B...
Mischief Week
24 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It is a one week countdown to Halloween and in honour of the Scouse tradition of Mizzy night, Abbey and Peter are getting their spook on!Fresh off the...
I AM NOT A FISH
17 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Tuesday! With the official Therapy Crouch book now on sale, Abbey and Peter have had a busy week of promo, sitting down on the one show couch, t...
Guilty Pleasures
10 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After the ribena-gate of last week, tune in to see if Ralphie made it to a second week in the Crouch family household. This week, the Abbey and P...
Doggystyle
04 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s pod, Peter finally admits his love love for the young pup!! As expected, Abbey is less than magnanimous in success but there is no lo...
The Therapy Crouch Guide To Better Holidays
28 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
British Airways Holidays are making it so much easier to enjoy your holidays without the stress. All their holidays are ATOL protected, they offer a 2...
Role Models
26 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Abbey and Peter are back with a bang this week where they sit down and discuss some of the big influences they have had in their lives that have helpe...
Love Thy House
19 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Abbey and Peter sit down this week and talk all things grand designs. Abbey is well known for her love of a pet project/doer upper and is on hand to g...
Back to School!
12 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
With term time back upon us, Abbey and Peter sit down to reflect on their summer holidays and their mixed emotions now that the little ones have gone ...
Holiday Ep Pt 2
05 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We are back and live from sunny Portugal with the gang discussing all things fashion! Abbey is on hand to give some tips on how to bring your man...
Moving Abroad
29 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take a trip down memory lane and go on holiday to where The Therapy Crouch began.If you could move ab...
Bonus: Abbey Almost Gets The Boot
25 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this extra special episode of the pod, courtesy of Acast Creative and WhatsApp from Meta, Abbey and Pete switch phones and dive deep into...
Beige Flags
22 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are discussing one of the hottest new TikTok trends that is….Beige Flags. Does your boyfriend ...
And they call it, Puppy Love
15 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are discussing all things young love. With their own daughter approaching dating ...
To Dream The Impossible Dream
08 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take a while to sit down and discuss some of their dreams and aspirations both as a pair of youngster...
Freaky Friday
01 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter embrace their inner Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsey Lohan and ponder one of life’s great questions…....
The Language of Love
25 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to this week’s Therapy Crouch! Today Abbey and Peter are on the couch to talk about their respective ‘love languages’ If the t...
Friends with (no) benefits
18 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
ADVISORY CONTENT WARNING: Unfortunately, our mics dropped out for the last 10 mins of this week’s episode so we apologise for the last 5 minutes…W...
The Roaring 30's
11 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch we have some big news…….Our book The Therapy Crouch: In Search of a Happy (N)Ever After is out on O...
Glasto...Part 2
04 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the one you have all been waiting for! After a rather hectic Glastonbury experience, a slightly worse for wear Therapy Crouch is here to dish t...
Father's Day
27 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Tuesday! On this week’s Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter sit down and have a chat about their recent Father’s Day festivities, with Pete havi...
Glastonbury...Part 1
20 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! This week, your favourite couple take a sit down to spill the beans on all their Glastonbury planning and preparat...
T’is the (birthday) season
13 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s your favourite time of the week again! Today, Abbey and Peter are back on The Therapy Crouch to discuss their very busy birthday scheduling, Sp...
The Rulebreakers
06 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter discuss their differing attitudes when it comes to parenting styles - expect fun dad a...
They Call Me The Godfather
30 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! On this week’s episode Abbey and Peter are on hand to share some pearls of wisdom on what makes a good godparent...
Sticky Icky
23 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, there is no messing around in the Crouch family household as Abbey and Peter lift the lid on some of t...
The Power Shift
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take a little revisit one of the more contentious topics from a previous episode - the...
Youth is Wasted on the Young
09 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s your favourite part of the week again! Therapy Crouch is back with a bang and this week Abbey and Peter lift the lid on some of their misspent ...
Runway Ready
02 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, by popular demand, Abbey opens the door on what helped shape her career as one of Britain’s Next Top Mod...
Half Term from Hell
25 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Therapy Crouch release day! In this week’s episode Abbey and Peter talk about their rather eventful Easter break spent with their nearest and ...
Keeping Up Appearances
18 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are recovering from their recent getaway for a friend's 30th birthday party. Having fri...
Calm Down, Calm Down
11 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode of the Therapy Crouch, we are going full Scouse power and taking a look at Abbey’s Liverpudlian roots. In Weekly Whine Clu...
Neurotic Parents
04 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode of the Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter discuss their differing parent styles…what could go wrong? We also hear about t...
The Doctor Will See You Now
27 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In a slight change of gear for the Therapy Crouch team, Abbey and Peter sit down with Natali Kelly and Dr Jeffrey Braithwaite to discuss endometr...
Top O’ the Mornin to Ya
21 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In honour of St Patrick, the Therapy Crouch goes international and takes the team too Dublin. Expect plenty of Guinness, Irish stew and questiona...
The Big Day
14 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In today’s episode we finally get an invite to the celebrity wedding event of the year - albeit 12 years too late. Abbey, being a trend setter ...
Wedding Planning
07 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode, we get an exclusive invite to the planning behind the wedding of the decade. From pre match nerves, to Elton John’s florist - ...
Will You Marry Me?
28 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Abbey and Peter provide a schooling session on how to nail the perfect proposal (spoiler: It does not involve chemtrails) Weekly Whine club...
I WANT BONO!
21 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode, Abbey and Peter shed light on all the things they have in common, from nights in watching boxsets to nights out on the tiles.......
The Holiday Episode
14 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week, The Therapy Crouch is streaming live and direct from sunny Portugal where Pete and Abbey are away with the kids. Abbey and Pete reminisce s...
The Therapy Crouch - Oh GROW UP!
07 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode, Abbey and Peter give us a glimpse into what life in the public eye is really like. From the glitz and the glam to the sh*t a...
The Therapy Crouch - What To Expect When You're Expecting
31 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In today’s episode, Abbey and Pete discuss what to expect when you’re expecting. Abbey opens up on some of the issues they experienced when gettin...
The Therapy Crouch - You May As Well Move In Then
24 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s episode, Pete provides a lesson on exactly how not to ask the love of your life to move in with you. Learn more about Peter’s revol...
The Therapy Crouch - First Dates
17 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In the opening episode of their new podcast series, The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take a trip down memory lane and shed light on their early day...
Welcome to The Therapy Crouch
16 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The brand new couples therapy podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will ...