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Chapter 1: What did Tim Dillon think about Thanksgiving traditions?
Hey, das ist für dich. Egal wie du frühstückst. Ob mit deinem Lieblingsmüsli, einer fruchtigen Bowl oder cremig schaumigen Kaffee. Mit Alpro wird jedes Frühstück einfach für einen gesunden Start in den Tag. Mit wertvollen Vitaminen und Mineralien. Ohne Zuckerzusatz. Und immer phantastisch lecker.
Alpro. Hat a nice time. I do. I do. We kid around a lot on this show and we talk about some very dark things. But I hope you and your family had a good time at Thanksgiving. Because you know what most families are doing right now instead of having Thanksgiving? I'm actually a little disturbed by this. Most families are doing away with the turkey. And they're just having sex with each other.
Most families in this country are having sex with each other. Is that right? Is that nice? I don't think it is. Most families are meeting up to have an orgy instead of Thanksgiving dinner where you would have a sweet potato. Something like that. They're meeting up to have sex in the living room for hours. For hours! With each other! Das ist Verbrechen, es ist Pädophilie, es gibt andere Philias.
Also ich sage nur, für diejenigen von euch, die den alten-fashioneden Weg feiern, indem sie mit ihrer Familie ein Essen essen und sie nicht im Wohnzimmer verbrechen. Und es ist nicht nur, oh, es ist ein anderer Lebensstil. Don't judge our holiday tradition. That's what one of my friends said. I said, what do you and your family do? He goes, we all have sex. I go, that's sick.
He goes, don't judge our holiday tradition. Can you believe that? He said that. Don't judge our holiday tradition. I like having sex with my own mother on Thanksgiving in front of my brother. We take turns on our mother. Alright, anyway. Let's talk about tariffs. By the way, I excused myself for my own Thanksgiving. I left.
I'm not going to do a whole thing where I go into it, but I'm just going to give you the cliff notes because you do listen to the program and they were insulting you. They actually attacked the listeners of this show. And listen, here's the thing. I understand people are upset about the outcome of the election. You are within your rights to be upset.
You are within your rights to be worried or nervous or apprehensive about what's coming down the pike. There are things that I may not agree with. I don't agree with anybody all the time. So I'm just handling things like an adult. I'm an adult. And I don't think that Donald Trump is going to destroy the country. But if he does, I will move to Tuscany. I've said that before.
I've said I'll go to Tuscany. People think they corner me. They're like, what if he ruins the whole country? I go, I already want to go to Tuscany, even if it's fine. I kind of am getting excited about Tuscany. Have you gone on Instagram and seen Tuscany? We have the pool and it's the Green Hills. Now, so the point is, my father's wife, they're very liberal people.
And I don't mean very liberal like liberal. I mean like, They have dogs named Freddy, Maya and Ruth. And the dogs are named after Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Maya Angelou and Frederick Douglass, the freed slave. My father chases a Bichon around the house named after Frederick Douglass, the slave. And him and his wife think it's okay. Okay? That's the cliff notes on who we're dealing with.
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Chapter 2: Why does Tim criticize modern holiday gatherings?
Hot food, no Satanism, please. Thanks. Now, I'm at the table and they start in. Level of education and how many people listen to this? And I go, we get well over a million every week. Millions, lots. Well, do they have college education? Are they college educated? And they kept hammering this. And I knew where they were going and I know what they're doing.
And this is what they are convinced, that the fake thing they set up By the way, it's amazing to see liberals defend the war industry, the pharmaceutical industry and the toxic food industry. It's amazing to watch them defend all those.
Now they're also defending the importance of the college slush funds, Sally Mae scam, where people are tricked into taking out $200,000 loans to get degrees in communications from the new school, Binghamton, Newhouse, whatever. And... Also sitze ich da und alles, was sie übrig haben, ist dieses Gefühl von Status, das sie von einer Schule bestohlen hat.
Und für mich die interessantesten Leute, die ich jemals in meinem Leben getroffen habe. Einige von ihnen haben in der Schule studiert, andere nicht. Einige der klugsten Leute, die ich jemals getroffen habe. Ich bin nicht in der Schule studiert. Viele meiner Freunde sind aus der Schule gegangen. Viele meiner Freunde, ich habe Freunde, die nach Harvard gegangen sind.
So to me it is not about that at all. It's not about that. But there is this very weird... Wo die Demokraten rumlaufen und sagen, jeder, der eine Hochschulabteilung hat, hat für uns gewählt. Und jeder, der nicht, ist ein Idiot.
Und all die Leute, die wir vertreten, die wir kümmern, wie die Arbeiter und die Minoritäten, die in der Arbeit und im Service-Sektor arbeiten, und all die Leute, die wir kümmern, die wir nicht wirklich kümmern, wir denken, sie sind Idioten. Sie sind tatsächlich Idioten. und wir mögen unterrichtsführende Leute. Sie müssen also nicht einsteigen.
Wenn du keine Hochschulabschlüsse hast, dann musst du nicht einsteigen. Sie wollen nicht mit dir sprechen. Weil du nicht verstehen wirst, dass sie ihre Gender-Gobbledygook sind. Oder du wirst nicht verstehen, ob die Ukraine noch einen Trillionen Dollar braucht. Du bist zu dumm. Du bist zu dumm, um zu verstehen, wie Männer verheiratet werden können.
That's only for really smart, scientific people that have graduated a four-year university. Okay? You mouth breather. You don't get it. You don't get why Israel needs another 90 billion dollars to put the Palestinians on skewers and then make a little kebabs out of all the Palestinian children, which is what they're doing. But you won't get it. So they start in on that stuff. They start in on it.
Because my father's there, I'm not going to be a dick. I said, listen. I texted my cousin, I go, get your stuff. I excused myself. I went upstairs, I got my stuff. I had brought two pies from the Jericho Cider Mill, apple crumb pies. I stole them on the way out. And I took them out through the garage into the Bentley. I put my cousin in, we got out. Then we went to my other cousin's house.
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Chapter 3: What are Tim's thoughts on political discussions at family gatherings?
I'm sorry about this. There's two homeless guys trying to figure out who bit who first. And then they go, we're gonna take a recess to do this sprinkle pool nonsense.
Hey, das ist für dich. Egal wie du frühstückst. Ob mit deinem Lieblingsmüsli, einer fruchtigen Bowl oder cremig schaumigem Kaffee. Mit Alpro wird jedes Frühstück einfach für einen gesunden Start in den Tag. Mit wertvollen Vitaminen und Mineralien. Ohne Zuckerzusatz. Und immer phantastisch lecker.
Alpro. I also, you know, before we get out of here, I want to talk a little bit about Gen Z. Because... Gen Z right now, the loneliest generation, they're spending six hours a day online. And this is obviously not their fault. The people writing about these, I'm not saying Gen Z is planting these articles, because we're all a little sick of it.
We're all a little sick of Gen Z. Every time we see them, they're dancing, by the way. But we're all a little sick of that they're the loneliest generation and they're spending too much time online. By the way... Australia just banned social media for people under 16. Social media is banned for people under 16 in Australia. Maybe that comes here in America. Probably not.
There's just too much money in it. It seems like there's too much money that these things like TikTok are going to get banned. But Australia, they're not letting the kids on social media anymore. And a lot of this is probably a benefit to them. Okay? And they're going to really fine these companies if they catch, if they fail to prevent children 16 and younger. Now, what does that do to TikTok?
If you ban kids under 16 on TikTok, you're eating up their user base. Correct? Yeah. So, I'll just tell you this. I think Gen Z is going to end up, I think what's going to happen with Gen Z is that this type of social media, whatever you want to call it, if you want to call it censorship, but it really isn't censorship. Social media is being blamed for all the ills, right? In Society.
And make no mistake, it causes a lot of them. Is it a scapegoat? Sure. But is it a valid one? Yes. Young children are being manipulated on social media. They are being made to feel like shit. They're being bullied. They're bullying each other. They're interacting with adults in very unhealthy ways. They're being sexualized. They're being pulled into different communities they shouldn't be in.
So this is actually the first Australia... This is the first country to just say, fuck it. We're not having social media if you're under 16 years old. We're not going to do it. You're not allowed. Think about how revolutionary this is. You're not allowed to have social media if you're under 16. None. You can be on the internet.
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese said the law supported parents concerned by online harms to their children. Platforms now have a social responsibility to ensure the safety of our kids is a priority to them. Here's the question. Will America do this? Jonathan Haidt wrote that book, The Anxious Generation. And the premise of that book was that social media is destroying the minds of kids.
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