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Chapter 1: What are the implications of regime change in the Middle East?
All of these things that are coming out about him aren't necessarily bad. He's spending money. Another man identified only as Tommy. Said Mangione clearly had a type. He was big into hip-hop and black culture. They think pieces are coming, by the way. But the two apparently kept their relationship shallow. We never talked politics or anything like that.
Tommy said, much like Sean, Mangione showered him with pricey gifts. I'm an expensive friend. Luigi knew that and made sure that I was properly taken care of. So he's having fun... In Maryland, blowing bags out or getting his back blown out or maybe doing both. And then he has this back surgery and he cannot go to Maryland and hook up with dudes and he starts to go nuts.
And then, of course, I understand that he becomes enamored with. the inequity in the healthcare system and the evil depravity of our healthcare system, which we all know about. My mother was in a public institution until she died, and we used to have to fight with Medicare to cover things.
I'm well aware of the well-placed rage at American insurance companies, but it is interesting to look at the psychological profile of this guy. He was an Ivy League, good-looking, well-educated, successful guy who's out there having fun doing all these things. And then something happens. He has a back surgery and he withdraws from society. He's in pain. He could not do the things.
His spine gave out and he went off the grid. He got a gun. He made a plan. He followed through and now he's in jail and everybody loves him. And, Who's the jury going to be? You know, that's the real question. Now, obviously the trial, it's going to be a year from now. People forget. I love all my friends that are like, nobody's going to convict him. I go, dude, people forget.
One of my friends goes, there'll be 100,000 person protests at his trial. I go, dude, it's going to be a year and a half from now. Everyone's going to forget. I'm sorry. I know that right now it is the biggest story in the world. It is drama. It is forcing a long overdue conversation about health care. But in a year and a half, whatever his trial is, I don't think you can have 100,000 people.
I don't think so. Americans move on pretty quickly and I don't know how they're going to, it's going to be tough to find people that don't have a negative, because one of the questions they're going to have to ask when they put people in the jury box is, do you have a negative opinion of the healthcare industry? And most people are going to say yes, and the people that don't are crazy.
They're like psychotic. Anyone that doesn't have a negative opinion of the healthcare industry in America works for the healthcare industry. There's no other way to do it. There's no other person in this country that doesn't have a negative opinion of the healthcare business. I mean, could you imagine? Are you sure? Yep. No negative feelings about the healthcare business. No, none at all.
You sure about that? Okay. And what company are you the CEO of? Blue Cross Blue Shield. You have to be. You are either the CEO of a healthcare company in America or you hate them. Even the rank and file people that work there probably hate them. But if you're not... a genuine high-level executive or CEO, you hate them.
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Chapter 2: Who is Luigi Mangione and why is he in the news?
Something in him snapped, and he just goes, I'm going to jerk off on Thanksgiving in that classroom. I'm doing it. I don't give a shit. I want to... What a weird move. Like, if he was a pedophile, what an odd move. Because that's the thought, right? He's jerking off in a classroom. Interesting. Interesting. I wonder if other pedophiles, like, you didn't even fuck the kid.
He's like, no, I just jerked off in the class. And they're like, and you lost your job for that? It sounds reasonable if you're another pedophile. If you're another pedophile, you're like, wait a minute, hold on. You lost your job just for jerking off on Thanksgiving night in your own classroom? And no kids were there. Yeah. That's nuts.
Like, if you're another pedophile, it seems like he took the path of least resistance. And everybody's like, why would he lose his job just because he was found naked on Thanksgiving jerking off in his classroom? Why would he lose his job? That doesn't make any goddamn sense.
So one of the last episodes of the year here, it's interesting, we have the obvious, the new Trump administration coming in, and obviously we are now at the fake alien invasion stage, and I am so proud of our country. By the way, I'm rarely proud of our country. Let me tell you why I am proud of our country.
The government over the last few years has been like a nagging mother that you saw, you found that she was cheating on your father, drunk, you came home early one day, And you saw her having sex with someone drunk. And it was bad. Maybe it was anal or something. You could never look at her the same way again. Maybe she was doing anal.
Like you open the door and the plumber was fucking her in the ass. And she was drunk. And it was like 3 p.m. or something. And, you know, 2.30. And she didn't know you were coming home early from school. And she thought you were staying after for practice. But they had to cancel the practice. So you've seen your mother taking it in the ass in the afternoon with a tradesman, union guy.
And you can never look at her the same way again. And you don't really listen to her anymore. And she keeps turning up the heat all the time on listening to her. She's like, well, what if we were in a nuclear war with Russia? Would you listen to me then? It's like, I saw you getting fucked in the ass by the plumber. Well, what if Syria fell? And you're like, I don't even know where that is.
I don't care. All right, if there was an alien invasion, would you listen to me? Would you forget you saw me getting fucked in the ass when you got home? That's where we're at. I don't know what these drones are. Here's what I think they're not. They're not from Iran, by the way. Can we stop Iran? This is the new game. Everything's Iran.
Iran's just launching drones all over the country and our military could do nothing about it? No. And I don't know if it's aliens, but I don't think it is because they keep doing shit like this and saying it's alien. But remember the spy balloons and the this and the that and all this aerial? We don't know what it is and why is it here? But here's why I'm kind of proud about our country.
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