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The Tim Dillon Show

422 - The Joe Rogan Experience

Sat, 21 Dec 2024

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Tim sits down with Joe Rogan about Tim's special at the Comedy Mothership, drones, China, Biden, the Middle East, blackmail, the Costco family, the United Healthcare CEO, autonomous driving, pardons and the last manager at Blockbuster. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Helix Sleep Go to HelixSleep.com/TimD for 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows with code: HELIXPARTNER20. Hims Go to Hims.com/TIM for your personalized ED treatment options. Aura Frames AuraFrames.com to get $35 off plus free shipping on their best-selling frame. Go To AuraFrames.com & Use code: TIM. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo... Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1wo... #TheTimDillonShow Merch:  https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

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Chapter 1: What did Tim Dillon think about filming his special at the Comedy Mothership?

446.986 - 467.495 Tim Dillon

When Hedberg was coming up, before everybody knew who he was, before he did Letterman sets, before he did Comedy Central sets, you would put him on as a headliner. And they had this guy went on before him who was rapping and doing backflips and super high energy. And Hedberg's just standing there talking about frozen bananas.

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467.515 - 467.975 Joe Rogan

You know what I mean?

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467.995 - 484.186 Tim Dillon

It's like you have to set the stage right. You have to set the tone right. And until people know what he does and then they come to see him, it's tough. Yeah. And that's kind of the thing with Holtzman. If they don't know what's going on. They have to know. But once you know what's going on.

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484.206 - 485.007 Joe Rogan

You're in. You're in.

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485.147 - 507.664 Tim Dillon

And it's great because it's so unusual. It's so interesting how delicate things are. I had a guy, a friend of mine, really talented singer-songwriter. And we were in San Jose. And I go, why don't you open the show with a few songs? And I thought, what would that do? and he did like three songs and it was like really a tough show. It was, like, a brutal show, like, after he did three songs.

507.724 - 514.509 Tim Dillon

And I didn't realize, like... But a bunch of people told me, don't have comedy, follow music. It's too weird. It's too weird.

514.529 - 514.929 Joe Rogan

It doesn't work.

514.949 - 531.961 Tim Dillon

It's two different mindsets. Yeah, and, like, he's singing songs, and people are kind of, like, getting into it. And then we went on and did comedy, and it was just... It wasn't terrible, but it was very different. Yeah. And it didn't feel great. You got to knock people out of that mindset of seeing music. And the problem is...

533.354 - 551.767 Tim Dillon

No disrespect, but most opening acts aren't strong enough to shock them out of it. Right. They're not good enough to really get the crowd going. Right. And change the mindset quickly. So by the time you're getting up, they're just still adjusting to the idea that they're laughing. Yeah. And I felt bad and he kind of felt bad. We didn't say anything after.

Chapter 2: How did the audience respond during Tim's early shows?

1470.809 - 1490.209 Tim Dillon

I don't know, but you don't want to be there when it fucking hits the ground. So these drones, they're coming from the water. They're doing whatever they're doing, surveillance, whatever it is. They're sniffing around. Who knows? And then they're going back out to sea? Some of them. See, they're all different. Some of them seem to be traditional drones that are commercially available.

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1490.489 - 1507.977 Tim Dillon

Some of them. Some of them are orbs. There's people getting these photos of these fucking glowing balls. Plasma orbs. There's one that I saw on Twitter. I was like, man, I don't want to get into this right now. I'm going to bed. And so I forgot to save it, unfortunately, because it was just— Is it when they're landing the plane and they're up really high?

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1508.397 - 1512.899 Tim Dillon

No, it was—they were focusing in on a screen. So someone—have you seen it?

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1512.999 - 1517.821 Jamie

I just saw it, too, but it was on my For You feed, and I don't know if I can find it right now.

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1517.841 - 1538.674 Tim Dillon

We're overwhelmed by these goddamn things. I'm maybe saving the interesting ones and sending them to Jamie. I don't know, man. I think some of them are—we've watched one that was from Arizona that was a few months ago, and we watched it jet off into the sky. We watched a video of it, and it moves. First of all, it's just a light.

1538.914 - 1554.335 Tim Dillon

It's like a ball of light, and it rises, and they're all freaking out, like, where's it going? What the fuck? It's moving, it's moving, it's moving. And then it just goes like this, like starts moving towards space, and shoot. Because, yeah, we looked at that. With no sound.

1554.415 - 1555.575 Joe Rogan

Yeah, I showed it to you. That's right.

1555.595 - 1572.919 Tim Dillon

I showed it to you at the club. No sound and an insane speed. I don't know what the speed was, but whatever the fuck this thing is, it was as big as an SUV, and then instantaneously it was gone. It just took off. And then there are some of them that people say are the size of cars. Yeah.

1573.179 - 1575.22 Jamie

They're huge. This one is the size of an SUV. Yeah.

Chapter 3: What challenges did Tim face while shooting his special?

2520.511 - 2539.882 Tim Dillon

I hope that when Trump gets in, he genuinely can bring peace. I don't know if that's possible. I don't know how that works. Yeah. I think he's going to talk to these people. I think the real problem is that, you know, Biden, they've cut off communication. Yeah, that's not good. And it's really not good. And I understand maybe why they've done it, because Biden's not all there. Yeah.

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2540.423 - 2544.845 Tim Dillon

Well, it's not it's probably not good to have him go there and clearly not be all there.

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2545.045 - 2545.325 Joe Rogan

Right.

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2545.365 - 2558.82 Tim Dillon

Thinking they can get away with whatever. And the people like Tony Blinken and Jake Sullivan and all these guys in the national security state take are without a doubt. taking orders from people above them, and we don't know who the fuck these people are.

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2559.541 - 2594.75 Tim Dillon

And the consensus is we're gonna drain the Russian military through a bloody war with the Ukraine over two regions, and we're gonna do all these things, and we're going to, you know, we're gonna help The Assad regime get overthrown. Assad's not a good guy, and he's a terrible guy, I'm sure. But that's a strategic goal of the United States for a long time, and Israel, to do that. Okay.

2594.97 - 2616.48 Tim Dillon

You know, Assad's no good. Now we have... someone in there. I mean, let's see what that looks like. But there's a lot of instability. You have a lot of... Well, they didn't like Assad so much. They were happy when the Taliban and Al-Qaeda took over. Well, this is the thing. So now we have... Like there's no great choices in that part of the world.

2616.54 - 2638.488 Tim Dillon

There's no like great Western democratic leader who's going to take over. It's just going to be a succession of dictators or religious theocrats. And it kind of always has been other than Iran, which was startlingly progressive until they had that coup that, you know, BP and, you know, us and everybody else. Whoops. Whoops. Whoops. Mistake. Another reason to be mad at us. Yeah.

2638.528 - 2646.554 Tim Dillon

That's part of the problem. It's not us. It's not fucking country music and football. It's like, whoa. Jamie, are you just going to terrify us the whole time?

2647.094 - 2654.479 Jamie

These are just stars that are a little bit out of focus. This is a John Summit concert. This is Diplo. This is nothing.

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