Chapter 1: What does Tim Dillon say about Les Wexner and Jeffrey Epstein?
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. I apologize that I am late. The episode is late. I went to a show last night in L.A. I went to the Snow Strippers. I don't know anything about the Snow Strippers. A friend of mine is a manager in the rap world, the underground rap world, like young people. And he was like, the Snow Strippers are a thing. Have you heard of the Snow Strippers?
So you have. Okay. And it was... People were messaging me. You're at a Snow Strippers? First of all, yeah. Yeah, I am. So what? But I didn't know who they were. And a lot of their fans seemed to be very lovely people. They were kind of furries and kind of goth Mexican furries. Trans. And great. Love it. Go to the concert. Stop with the shooting. But yeah, I mean like...
You know, that's the thing. Trans furries just go to the concert. You know what I mean? Like, the shooting, if that's what happened, and that's a whole other thing, but we're getting sidelined. We're getting sidelined because, frankly, let's be honest, a lot of us don't, including me, I don't think it was that. But whatever. Whatever. Moving on.
But a lot of their fans, and I had trans furries coming up to me, which was nice, saying thank you for your work, literally. And there was a few trans furries that took photos with me and said, thank you for what you do.
And I think the trans furry kind of Mexican goth community, in small parts, in small numbers, it wasn't a million people, but in small numbers, I think, are starting to warm to me. You will come to me eventually, no matter what segment you're in. You will find the program eventually, no matter what segment you're in. I will start to make sense as you go through life.
It doesn't matter that you have the fox head on or whatever that woman who came over to me last night had. Could have been a cat. Doesn't matter. Again, we're off track. I will start making sense to you at a certain point in your life. You can't fight it. I know many people want to fight it. And they fought it for decades. I bump into people and they make faces and they're fighting it.
And they're like, that guy. But eventually I will wear you down with logic and charisma.
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Chapter 2: How does Tim Dillon describe the Mexican trans furries at the concert?
There's nothing you can do. There's nothing you can do. And I realized that last night with the lovely Snow Strippers fans. I thought Fake Mink was going to be there, and I didn't know who that was until four days ago, and I started listening to Fake. Do you know who Fake Mink is? See, I got you. Well, he's from the UK, and I thought Fake Mink was going to be there, but Fake Mink wasn't there.
And then one of the other people was like, yeah, Fake Mink's not on this. But it's every now and then I'll go... Every now and then I'll go to an underground rap show in LA or not even underground, but like, I don't know, a weird thing. And people are shocked. Like you'll see people look at me and do a double take.
It's like crazy to see me in that environment because I'm dressed kind of like the way I'm dressed, but I dress insane anyway. So I kind of dress like I might be there. Because, like, these young people see me, and I think the word is unk. That's the parlance. And they see me like, what is that? Now, some of them don't know who I am. A lot of them, most of them.
But then occasionally you will see someone there... And then there's people there that are like older than me who are clearly just trying to kidnap people. That's an interesting segment. I'm there because I was invited by some guy who's a manager that I'm friends with now. But I then look at people that are like older than me, like straight up.
dad energy but creepy dad who are in a button-up shirt and glasses like a serial killer and then it's just a bunch of Mexican transferees and I'm like well he's trying to scoop one of them up and bring him to the court there's no but I guess that's the way it is that's the way it is there was a few people and I was kidding around with my manager friend
who's a new friend, but I like him because he's, you know, he's like, oh, he's a fun. I like if you get a good white black guy, it's great. Like that archetype of guy. But the white, by the way, I've been having a lot of issues with the white black guy recently only because it's so over the top. I was in Vegas. I was having lunch at True Food Kitchen and
This white guy approaches the table, and you know what it's going to be immediately. You know it's the white black guy, but not in a way that you can, like, he's like, what up, purr? Like, he's made player. Maybe it's southern white black guy that's really bothering me. But whatever he was doing, it was so over the top, and he was very happy. And he was like, what up, plur? What up, plur?
And I was like, oh God, this is, we're doing this. It was one of those things where he's like, like you would order the lunch and then he'd be like, bro, I couldn't forget this order. I finna get you ketchup, but it's fully a white, fully white guy. Fina get you ketchup. What up, plur? It was just too much. It was awkward and it was too much. But if it's tastefully done,
And this guy tastefully done white black guy. I think it's an attractive quality if it's tastefully done. If the white black guy is done in a tasteful way where it's not so over the top and silly. Where it's like insane. True Food Kitchen, by the way, worst restaurant in America. Disgusting, tasteless crap. Sue me. Oh, it's so good for you. It's not, and it's terrible. Have you been there?
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Chapter 3: What are Tim Dillon's thoughts on the potential war with Iran?
If you're going to be healthy, buy the food, cook it. If you go out to eat in this country, you should go out knowing that the restaurants are actively trying to kill you. And any restaurant that goes, we're actually only trying to wound you, they're also trying to kill you. So this true food kitchen that hired this sweet guy, probably two months out of prison, rehab, whatever,
And it was just a white, black guy energy I couldn't get with because it was so over the top. I'm finna get you ketchup, and I ain't trying to get you charged for this ketchup. I ain't trying to get you charged for this ketchup, plur. And I was like, can we just... yo, I heard you from New York. I got people there. And I was like, he's like, I'll be around there sometimes. That's what he said.
He goes, yo, you from New York? I'll be around there sometimes. I go, hey, man, I just, I just, I mean, I just want the baked chicken finger here. But this white black guy that I'm now friends with, it's classy. It's done well. I think it's important that it's just done well. Now, if it starts to go overboard, I'll have to detach.
But I'm very excited because right now, this white black guy, who I didn't think I would like because another mutual friend brought him to my studio, I was like, this guy's cool. And I'm like, ugh. Because most people, I really, truly, this is what happens at 41. Most people, it's tedious to even talk to them or be near them or around them. And I don't want to sound like I'm an antisocial hermit.
I'm not. I force myself to suffer through this. The people in my life, agents, managers, business managers, assistants, personal friends, family, it gets harder and harder. The yoke that binds you together, it just... isn't as much of a connective tissue as you get older. People in your life, some of them, and now maybe you don't have this experience and bless you.
I know I was accused the other day of being so negative on this show. Love and light to everyone who doesn't have this experience. God bless you. Love it, love it. But as you get older, it is harder to,
To tolerate people, especially new people, at least with old people, you go, I know what I hate about you, and you know what you hate about me, and we overlook that, and we get to the things that we like about each other. Or there's certain friends you have that you just like talking to about certain things.
I have friends where I just talk to them about certain real estate markets in certain cities, and it's been a decade-long friendship. where I will just talk to certain people about what's going on. Certain people will call me, hey, see Austin's getting fucked. I go, I know. And it's 25 minutes on the phone once a month, once every two months. And that's okay.
And so I don't like meeting a lot of new people. Like when you're young, you're like, I really want to meet a lot of people. I love meeting interesting people. By the way, that's a crazy, anyone who says that's a crazy person, Anyone who says they like meeting interesting people is ill. Mentally ill. Is a mentally ill person. I'm telling you.
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Chapter 4: What criticisms does Tim Dillon have about the Winter Olympics?
It's done well. It has class. There's charisma. It's not over the top. It's not like that waiter. And it reminds me of an archetype from my childhood. We had a lot of white black guys in Long Island that were, that some went overboard, some are dead. You know, they got too into it. But I mean, you play the role to get too into it and you start being stupid, you know?
But this one is, and he's got a white black guy name and it's a cool ass name. I'm not going to say it, but a white black guy's got to have a cool ass name. And that's all I'll say. But I can't do any more at lunch. What up, purr? I'm finna get that ketchup. I can't do it. It's awkward. It's disrespectful to the contribution that black people have made in our country. It really is.
It's like wrong on every level. I don't know why it's not called out. Whatever. I'm moving on from it, but whatever. I don't know why that's okay. It's like crazy. If I decided to be a Dominican woman for a year, people would say that's like not good, right? I don't know. I don't know. I'm just saying. But good job on the snow strippers. She's a Russian woman. She's attractive.
Not really to me biologically. I don't care. But... Um, she's an attractive lady and she's up there singing for the trans furry goth Mexicans. Um, and a few serial killers want to, uh, scoop them up, put them in the trunk and myself and the white black guy. Who's not my, my best friend. And then you, um, in the beginning of it, they couldn't get the, I don't know. They couldn't get the, uh,
They couldn't get the tech right, so they had to keep leaving the stage and apologizing, and all the transfer Mexican goths were deflated by this. And they're sad anyway, I think. So, I mean, they have a lot of emotional things. No one's happy ever, by the way, in our country. I was talking to Louis C.K. about that. No one's happy in America.
I don't know why, but no one looks at, like, they're all at a concert, but they all kind of have that glazed look. They're all raised in a phone and whatever, but so they only get happy when this Russian woman gets on the stage. And then immediately there's like a problem and they apologize and go, we're so sorry that we had to do this to you. And then the transferring Mexican goth kids get sad.
And then some of them came over to me and they were like, yo, can I get a picture? And I was like, of course you can. little chupacabras and then so these chupacabras are sad and these little trans chupacabras then go nuts when the snow that Russian chick comes right on again and they all start going nuts and it was lovely it was a lovely event and it was nice to go nice to go
It was enjoyable because, you know, we're maybe on the verge of war with Iran, and we don't know, and I don't want to be negative about that. Somebody sent me a clip where these guys were discussing me, and they were like, we're fans of him, but he always tells people that there's no hope. And I go, I'm not saying there's no hope. He's telling people they can't have a good life.
I said, I've never said that. I've never said that. If you look at the news right now and you're overwhelmed with a sense of hope, I don't know what to tell you. I mean, like, honestly, if you read the news right now and hope is the first word that comes into your mind, I'm confused, right? That's all I would say. I'm not trying to spread negativity here.
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Chapter 5: How does Tim Dillon analyze the influence of billionaires like Wexner?
That's not good. The average age of a homeowner is 39 years old. People are less likely to go out and hook up and get married and have children. So society looks a lot differently than it did when I grew up. And I'm responding to all of that. It's not to depress anyone or tell anyone you can't have a good life. I have a good life.
As people bring up when you criticize anything, they go, you have a Rolls Royce. Shut up. Why would you point something out that's glaringly obvious to literally anyone? There's a contingent of people that want you to say, things are great. Things are great. That Sean Hannity crew, Ben Shapiro's in there, but it's a big Murdoch kind of Fox News crew.
And then also there's people on the left that are more the mainstream Democrats. And also their instinct is always to go, things are good if, you know, people just were to listen to women, right? Like we'd be better. That's our only real issue. Things would be good if we had a trans Spider-Man. The real issue is the lack of representation on the shows that nobody watches anyway.
If minorities got more work in the shows that no one watched anyway, no one would need healthcare. Everything would be fine. That's an impulse. I get it. It's an impulse to have, to just tell everyone to shut up. Things are good. Well, Tim Dillon's not going to work in, and these were nice guys. They weren't like, they weren't like, they weren't like, they disagreed with me on things.
They were like, Tim, one of them goes, Tim Dillon's not, well, he's not going to do another movie because he trashed that director. Number one, number one, how many movies was I in before that? Was I a movie star and I just didn't know it? Number two, did you see that movie? What was I supposed to say? What was I supposed to say? It was a cinematic achievement.
And that director is a great director and he's directed lots of other projects that have been classic. He's a legendary comedy director and he'll direct a lot more shit that's great that I won't be in. And whatever, you know, side note, I did look at a condo on, and I'll say his name, Todd Phillips, whatever. People know who it is.
And I looked at a condo and this building in LA called the Sierra Towers and the realtor said, it was a really nice condo. It was a little while ago. And the realtor said, you know, Todd Phillips, the big director said, he owns two units on this floor, and he goes, maybe you'll bump into him in the elevator, like, because you're a comedian. That would be pretty cool.
And I was like, oh, and I just took my realtor. I go, let's go. Let's go now. But listen, I get fired all the time. I was fired by the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. Do you understand that? I was the only comedian fired by the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. I'll be fired again, and I never blame anyone for my firing. It's usually my fault. It's almost always... My fault.
Ladies and gentlemen, I cannot stop talking about dose. I'm skeptical of massive health corporations that tell you to sit back, do nothing, and trust the system. That mindset makes you weak and dependent. And dependence is exactly how those big corporations make their money. But when the health system fails you, it's on you to get ahead of it.
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Chapter 6: What insights does Tim Dillon share about Kash Patel's podcast appearance?
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And I think these two guys, to their credit, they were fans of the show, but they thought that I believe that Israel has too much influence in American foreign policy. You know, this is something that I believe. It's a crazy, wacky belief that I've attained over the last couple of years. I believe that Israel has too much.
I don't believe that the Jews are a shadowy cabal keeping people from things. I believe the country of Israel... has too much influence with American foreign policy. And when the leader of Israel visits Washington seven times to try to get us into a war with Iran, that is not in our interest, really. I mean, it's just not. No one's afraid of Iran. I've grown up my whole life.
All you've ever heard of it was Iran. Like, Iran's this, like... that's going to come kill everyone while you're out at the mall. Iran's just going to start firing nuclear missiles, ballistic, intercontinental ballistic missiles. You're going to... This is what these boomers fantasize. Like, one day you're going to wake up. You're going to open your door, and it's just, I mean, chaos.
I mean, it's... People are driving their cars into each other. It's the scene from a disaster movie, right? And you go, what's happening? And your neighbor is going to go, Bob, it's Iran. And you're going to go, I knew it. I knew it. One day you just open your door and the world is falling apart.
There are explosions and people are running full speed, grabbing their kids, going, we got to get out of here. And you go, what's going on? And your wife's like, I bet it's Iran. So that's what they're selling.
That's the sales pitch, is that our country, which is separated by water, and we have a massive military and a nuclear arsenal, and any attack on America, remember, would sign the death warrant of the Iranian regime. So they would have to be suicidal enough and crazy to attack America, but supposedly they are.
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Chapter 7: What does Tim Dillon think about the state of American politics?
But I will say this about the Olympics in general. I think the Iran war will be more fun than the Olympics if we have it. I don't like the Olympics. I used to love it as a kid. I don't know what it is. People keep trying to make it a thing. It's an embarrassment. I hate it. If you talk about the Olympics, I automatically assume something is wrong with you.
I have no time to hear about the Olympics. I cannot imagine the mental state someone has to be in to go home and watch the Olympics. It is a huge predictor of whether me and you are going to be friends if you choose to reference something that happened at the Olympics. I'm telling you, I don't care about anybody. I don't care that you thought the opening ceremony was satanic.
I don't care that you got really invested in the bobsledding. I don't want to hear anything. I don't care that the skier broke her leg and now her career's over. None of this matters anymore. It's like Hollywood's dying. We're not going to care about the Olympics. Folks, when I grew up, Olympians were stars. They had backstories you cared about.
Then it got really sad, and I've talked about it on the show before, where they're like, he lived in a car for a year. His mother shot herself in the face, and now he's going for gold. And you're like, well, this is a little dark because people's lives have gotten so dark.
The back story used to be his father got him up every morning and they went down to the frozen lake and his father was like, you're going to be a figure skater because you're gay. And that was nice. That was a nice thing. And he's like, you can suck all the cock that you want when you win gold or something like that. That was fine. That was fine.
But then it became like really dark where it was like his mother bought lottery tickets every day and she would sit there smoking cigs and scratching her scratch-offs. And he looked at her and he said, the only way I'm going to get us out of here is if I do the pole vault or whatever. It's just weird. And now it's like nothing. Can you get up anything about this skier who lost a career?
Or am I even remembering this right? Didn't a woman have an injury and now she can't ski anymore? And who cares? No offense. Who's this for? Lindsey Vonn, a 41-year-old five-time Olympian, it's enough already then, suffered a complex severe left tibia fracture after a high-speed crash during the February 8th Olympic downhill in Milan Cortina following a horror crash.
She underwent multiple surgeries for her leg in pieces with recent updates indicating that she's recovering and back on U.S. soil. Now, listen, let's watch this because, again, obviously it's sad that she got hurt, but I just don't care about this. Yeah, well, she messed up. Hold on, show that again. That's not what you're supposed to do in that sport.
She crashed just seconds into her downhill run. Here's the thing. She goes airborne and then goes in a weird turn. Play that again. That's not what you're supposed to do. I don't even ski and I know that. Play this again. This is not right.
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Chapter 8: How does Tim Dillon conclude the episode regarding societal issues?
And this, no one's what, what, what generic, like what conversation starts with like, did you see the Olympics? The people that are watching the Olympics, it's like these little cute influencers in New York that are all getting paid and they're all like, and they send them all to the Olympics and they're all trying to distract you from all the stuff that's going on, which as they should be.
But, like, they're all like, whoa, I cannot believe I'm here at the Olympics. It's such an honor. Let me tell you right now. These people, the J.Crew people, who I did this short film for, it was about Olympic skiing and, like, how skiing became a sport. And it was lovely. And the kids on set were very nice. We got in a fight with one of them. One of them, I called him Young Sheldon.
He said, big back. I get it. The whole fat thing. He called me Tim Cheese. Then it became me and him. He was like a nine-year-old kid. We just started fighting about whether countries should have borders, who has sovereignty, whatever. It just degenerated. But, you know, and they should. Whatever. It doesn't matter. The point is, it was a lovely experience. We'll play it in a minute.
But they invited me. They go, you could actually come to the Olympics. And I go, yeah, but why? They go, but you'd be at the Olympics. It would be cool. It's like, you'd be at the Olympics in Milan. I go... Yeah, but you know, I just don't, I don't, if I was at the Olympics, I'm telling you, I would just walk around and go, why are we still doing this?
Can you get up Jake Paul and JD Vance talking at the Olympics? Look at Vance, look at his wife and look at Jake Paul. I mean, that was the Olympics. This is the Olympics. Get that photo up. I mean, this is the Olympics. This is the Olympics. I mean, it's like, I like Jake Paul. I really, I don't hate JD Vance. I think they're making a big mess of it up there.
But I'm going to fly 10 hours for this because I would have been in that row. I'm in that row. It's Jake Paul, JD Vance, and then me, and I'm eating a pastry. I'm in that row. That's the row I'm in, most likely. Or I'm like, even more shamefully, I'm like behind them. You know what I mean? I'm like somewhere like seated like behind them, but that's the crew.
Who do you think they're putting me with? Where do you think I'm going? Where do you think I'm going to go? You think I'm going with the young hot influencers? I'm going right next to Vance, the wife, and Paul. And I'm sitting there eating a tiramisu, disinterested, watching this bitch break her leg. Can you... I turn to J.D. Vance and go, ooh. And then I would have made him laugh.
I would have went, kind of Pam Bondi, huh? That's the way Pam Bondi's handling everything. And he would have went, well, the thing about Pam. But, you know, I mean, that's where I'd be. I'd be in that row, getting destroyed. So I didn't go to the Olympics. Let's play a little bit of this. Jake Crew, short film. And I play a ski instructor talking to the children. What are you even learning here?
I mean, what the hell kind of school even is this? Gravitas is honor and dignity. Honor and dignity are truth. Truth is God. God is the mountain. Okay? Are you getting that through your little heads? That was the kid I fought with. Some of your heads aren't that little. Some of you have abnormally large heads. Go back to that kid for a minute. Where was he?
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