Chapter 1: What bizarre incident involving a severed leg is discussed?
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. They say AI is going to take white-collar jobs in like, what, 18 months? I'm going to have to get attacked in the street by white-collar people? Where are you going to be safe when all this happens? Where are you going to be?
You know how demoralizing it's going to be to get attacked in the street by consultants and secretaries and accountants and lawyers? I'm prepared to get attacked by the meth zombie contingent. people foaming at the mouth, you know, people addicted to new designer drugs. But, you know, white collar work, look that up.
Bring some of that up because this, I was reading this and I was kind of disturbed by it. Now, I don't know if it's true. I tend to think this AI stuff is a little overblown. I think it's overblown. I think Sam Altman's a criminal. I think a lot of the open AI is fake. I think a lot of it is just overblown and a lot of people are basically freaking out prematurely.
I'm not saying that they shouldn't be freaking out. You should freak out. You should freak out a little bit. But I don't think any of that's happening tomorrow. But where am I going to do this show from to be safe from like hordes of middle management, white collar, Panera eating zombies? Because that's what's coming.
You're going to watch like dental hygienists, like I guess, you know, like the people at the dentist's office, that woman that schedules you. She's going to be on the street now with her kids and her husband. And then the guy who works as an accountant, he's on the street. And then the consultants are on the street. The 12-month deadline is AI about to wipe out white-collar jobs.
And this is, I believe this is India, but this is the same, you know, where all of these articles are kind of the same. And they're all like, they're giving these crazy timelines. Microsoft AI chief gives it 18 months for all white collar work to be automated by AI, right?
So white-collar people in the street trying to kill you, addicted to drugs, losing their home, living in shanty towns, starting fires for warmth, skin diseases, scabs, picking at scabs, flesh rotting. You know what I mean? That's what's coming. White collar workers are getting nervous with good reason. Sure, 98% of college graduates who want a job still have one and wages are ticking up.
Sure, some companies that cite the labor saving efficiency promoting effects of chat GPT and Claude as they let employees go are just AI washing. talking about algorithms to distract from poor managerial decisions. But the labor market for office workers is beginning to shift. Americans with a bachelor's degree account for a quarter of the unemployed a record.
Here's what this is going to be, folks. This is the revenge of the blue-collar trade workers. This is a reversal of the class system in America, plumbers, electricians, union people, people that work with their hands, people that build things. They are going to be, they're going to fare better in this market than a lot of the white collar people. And we should fear the white collar people.
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Chapter 2: How is AI expected to impact white-collar jobs?
So, you know, if you need... Stuff like that. And they'll even say stuff like this. They'll be like, if you need a job and money to feel good about yourself, we got a real problem. We got a real problem coming if you need a job and money to feel good about yourself because that's not part of the future. We're going to all... We're all going to be, you know...
Yeah, so here's Sam Altman who's defending AI's energy toll because you know all these AI data centers use tons of energy and because replacing humanity actually is... You need a lot of energy to replace the population. But Sam Altman... who's the CEO of OpenAI, downplayed concerns about how much water data centers require at an AI summit in India.
See if you can get this video up where Sam basically goes, it takes a lot to train a human being. It's a lot of energy. You got to raise them and send them to school and you got to buy them stupid birthday cakes and put birthday candles on the cake. You got to teach them how to ride a bike and then they're going to want to go to prom.
Then you're going to have to talk to them about how to be a good person. Then maybe you have to go to college. You visit them at college. You dropped him off at college. Your wife cries. It's a whole thing. The kid calls you from college and tells you about a girl that he wants to bring home over the holidays. Why do we need to do that whole process called life? Let's eliminate it.
Let's get rid of it. We don't need it. Why would we need it? Here it is. Sam Altman, a friend of the show, creepy Sith Lord, Sam Altman, I hate that a lot of these people are gay, by the way. And it just, it bothers me because as a gay person, I go, well, this isn't, this doesn't make me look great. Although me and Sam Altman don't really have tons in common.
Here is Sam Altman talking about training a human being, which is called life, by the way. We can kind of start to think about eliminating, right?
If we start to think about how to eliminate the process by which we instill character and skills and help people realize their talent, if we get rid of that process and we just put a bunch of AI data centers in the middle of the desert and soak up the world's energy, we can end life on Earth very quickly. Sam Altman.
One of the things that is always unfair in this comparison is people talk about how much energy it takes to train an AI model. relative to how much it costs a human to do one inference query. But it also takes a lot of energy to train a human. It takes, like, 20 years of life and all of the food you eat during that time before you get smart.
And not only that, it took, like, the very widespread evolution of the 100 billion people that have ever lived and learned not to get eaten by predators and learned how to, like, figure out science and whatever to produce you, and then you took whatever you... So here's what's going on.
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Chapter 3: What is Katie Porter's new approach to political issues?
This is not a conspiracy. It's not a joke. It's funny. It's funny. but they really do believe they're giving birth to God, and then it's what it is. Then it'll sort itself out. Then it'll sort itself out, but they believe they are there to give birth to AI superintelligence plus quantum computing, whatever, and that that godlike, omniscient, entity is going to run the entire planet.
All the governments, it's going to run everything and it's going to make decisions and human beings either have to merge with this or take its edicts and accept their fate. But that's what these guys are doing. That's the product. That's the product. So it starts with like, hey, let's automate your Aunt Connie's job in Phoenix and And you might go, fuck Connie. She's a cunt.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of the impending AI revolution?
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This is what the world will look like soon. This is not going to be a rare story. Man accused of stealing leg from crime scene and eating it. This is what happens after white collar jobs are completely wiped out. When nobody has anything to do, no one has a purpose, no one has any money, this is the reality. We have a guy in California. There was a train crash and this man took a leg.
Let's take a look at this.
A terrifying video circulating on social media appears to show a man carrying a severed body part of someone killed by a train in Wasco. Sheriff's officials say this happened today near the Wasco Amtrak station on G Street. Eyewitness News reporter Lena Folk has that story. But first, we do want to warn you that some of the footage is disturbing.
I'm not sure from where, but he came this way. And he walked all through here, and he was waving the person's leg. And he started chewing on it over there. He was biting it, and then he was hitting it against the wall and everything. It was a typical Friday for the construction workers laying down concrete outside the Amtrak station in Wasco until they saw a horrifying sight. He's eating it.
Hey, he's eating it. You are looking at what a witness says is a man eating a detached leg. The detached leg came from a person hit by a train near the Wasco Amtrak station earlier that morning. On the leg, the skin was hanging. You can see the bone. Pause this for a minute.
You better get used to this. You better get used to this. I'm telling you, I don't love it. I don't love it. Personally, I don't love it, but if you think this is going to be a rare event, I don't know. This is a man who found a leg from a person who was no longer living, and this was a man who needed sustenance.
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Chapter 5: What is the current political situation regarding Iran?
He was hungry. He might have been on a drug or two or three. I don't know. But, you know, this is not going to be super rare, and I think that you have to start acclimating yourself to the reality where you're not shocked by it. You can't be shocked every time you see someone eating a severed leg. It's not going to work.
Society's not going to work for the next five to ten years if things like this are going to shock you every time. if every time you see someone walking down the street eating a severed leg that they stole from a crime scene, if every time that happens, it's going to take you out of whatever you're doing, it's going to ruin your day, you're not built for what's coming.
You are not built for what's coming. You're certainly not built for the birth of the Sumerian AI demon. So I think that people, you know, we all remember the early aughts, the 2000s, everything seemed kind of cool. minus a couple of Middle Eastern wars, and Obama came in. He was cool. He was hip. People were feeling good. They were watching The Office. Fast casual food started going.
You're like, wow, it's fast, but it's also not total shit. Chipotle, things like that. We remember those days. We remember that world. People felt centered. Technology was cool. It wasn't scary yet. It wasn't, and every now and then, someone on bath salts would eat a face in Miami, but whatever. It was a rarity. I'm telling you right now, this is not going to be a rarity.
And by the way, why am I supposed to be more disturbed by this guy who ate a leg of a person who was already dead? In the Epstein files, there are tons of mentions of coded food words that people think are cannibalism. And yet I'm supposed to forget about that and be mad at this guy? Because for whatever reason, he's just walking down the street.
He doesn't have, oh, I'm sorry he doesn't have an island. I'm sorry he's not friends with every president. I'm sorry a working class person ate a leg. I'm sorry that offends you. I'm sorry he doesn't fly his friends to a private island so they can eat people privately. I'm sorry a working class man ate a leg in public.
You better get used to cannibalism and you better get used to it happening in front of you. I'm telling you right now, I'm not trying to alarm you, but there's no way that this... type of thing isn't going to happen more and more and more. Let's watch a little bit of the rest of this. I'm not disturbed by this at all. Didn't bother me one bit. I'll tell you that.
Let me get, yeah, before we start again, I watched this video several times. I watched a man eat the leg. I had no problem. I was eating sushi while it was happening. And I was not disturbed by this. And if you are disturbed by this, it is your problem. Continue.
Witness news that when the man walked past him with the leg, he believed him to be homeless. Ibarra is unsure where the man came from. He says Kern County Sheriff's deputies stopped the man after people from the Amtrak station called the police.
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Chapter 6: What unexpected connections are made regarding Kash Patel?
Stop it. I didn't like that they said he was homeless because it doesn't matter. No, it doesn't matter. This is not good. He's an unhoused neighbor. I don't want this man insulted, and I don't want him in the parlance of the internet dragged. I don't want this man dragged simply because someone found him with a leg. Let's see some new details.
With the latest on a bizarre story that broke last Friday, a Wasco man arrested after reports he was carrying around and allegedly biting into what witnesses say was a severed leg. So what? That body part belonging to the victim hit and killed by a train at the Wasco Amtrak station. Get off the tracks, you fucking idiot. Wasco witnesses today and joins us now with more. Jenny.
Jim, it's a peculiar case involving a Wasco man some residents describe as ordinary and polite. Yes.
Stop it for a minute. Finally, let's start talking. He's an ordinary, polite man. First of all, I blame the person who got hit by the train. It is always your fault when you get hit by a train. It is 1000% your fault when you get hit by a train and you should be eaten. Your leg should be eaten. You're an idiot. You got hit by a train. Everyone knows where trains are.
Everyone knows where train tracks are. You are a fucking idiot if you get hit by a train. It is a stupid way to die and it is your fault. And someone should eat your fucking leg if you do it.
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Chapter 7: How are the Clintons involved in the Epstein testimony?
And let's hear more about this because I don't want this man, I'm going to come out and say it, I don't want him put in jail because he's eating a leg. I don't want to live in a world like that. And I know many people in California don't either, including my governor. We don't want that.
We don't want to live in a world where someone gets put in jail because they've decided to eat someone's leg on the street. Keep going.
WHO SAYS WASCO IS TAYEZ'S TOWN AND PEOPLE KNOW HIM. THOSE I SPOKE TO SAY TAYEZ WAS HOMELESS. THIS WASCO RESIDENT ON YOUR SCREENS SHOWED ME WHERE TAYEZ OFTEN SLEPT. HE SAYS THOSE BLANKETS ARE TAYEZ'S. AND A LOCAL LIQUOR STORE EMPLOYEE TELLS ME TAYEZ WAS A REGULAR CUSTOMER WHO CAME IN A FEW TIMES A DAY EVERY DAY.
SHE SAYS HE NEVER CAUSED TROUBLE AND HE'D NORMALLY BUY A MIX OF FOOD, BEER, WHATEVER HE CAN AFFORD WITH WHAT As you can see in the security footage shared with Seventeen News, Tellez visited the store just hours before his Friday arrest. That's him in orange on your screens. The employee says when she first heard the news, she thought, no, it can't be him.
Jose Ybarra, a construction worker, was working in the area when he saw Tellez carrying around the body part. And then whatever he had on his hand, he started biting it and everything. And it turned out to be a person's leg. On the video that we have, it shows clearly that he started chewing on the leg and everything. His blanket, he owned to the guy, the blanket right there.
It was sleeping in there. Yeah. When I heard the police and I heard the helicopter in the air, I said something happened. Right. Oh, my God, something happened. There he goes. Look at him getting into a tear in that leg. Half a dozen prior misdemeanor convictions, mostly for drug or alcohol-related offenses. Tellez is scheduled for a court appearance Tuesday in Shafter.
Here's the deal. Let me be very clear. Stop it. Wait, what? Hold on. What is the sheriff's office saying? Go on. Let's hear the rest of this.
Provide additional details on the case at this time.
Folks, let's just be clear here. Just because this guy, he's a homeless guy, he's in and out of the liquor store and he has multiple warrants out for many things and he's living on the street and he went to a crime scene and he stole a leg and he began to eat it. I just don't think we should crucify this man.
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