Chapter 1: What rumors are surrounding Benjamin Netanyahu's health?
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. When I die, please make AI videos of me saying crazy shit and causing havoc. Now, I don't think BB's dead, mind you, but what a great story if he were dead and he was, like, still causing international incidents. While dead. He's not dead from the people I've spoken to. He's not dead.
But it's a good, it's a nice idea that whenever a leader were to die now, we just have to sift through things that they put out and wonder, is this real? Is this not? This guy's saying Genghis Khan's going to beat Jesus. That would be so much more funny if he were dead. If he were dead and then they were sitting there and they go, BB's got a list of things he wants us to use AI to make him say.
And then one of them is Genghis Khan has the advantage over Jesus because evil wins, according to Benjamin Netanyahu. And a lot of people are thinking the guy's dead. I don't think he's dead. But this is like big speculation.
Chapter 2: How does Tim Dillon interpret Genghis Khan's historical significance?
I've even texted people. I've said, hey, is this guy dead? And then people were like, well, we don't think so, but we don't really know. And then people are sending you videos back and forth of him like, yeah, here he is. This is BB Netanyahu still alive, perhaps.
Also wrote the lessons of history. very brief, 100-page book, in which he said, well, history proves that, unfortunately and unhappily, Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan. Because if you are strong enough, ruthless enough, powerful enough, evil will overcome good.
Which side are we, BB? Stop that for a minute. Hold on. Who are we? Now that we've united with you, who are we here? Are we Genghis Khan? What are we?
Chapter 3: What insights does Tim share about the war in Iran?
We're not the Jesus side, right? Tell me exactly who are we in this allegory? What exactly is this? Continue.
So you have no choice.
But to kill them all.
If you look at the world as it is today. You have to be blind not to see. Right. That the democracies led by the United States have to reassert their will to defend themselves.
Against people who aren't threatening.
And to oppose their enemies in time while there's still time. Before the jarring gong of danger.
Did he just say the jarring gong of danger? Roll that back.
Before the jarring gong of danger. wakes them up and wakes them up too late. This is where we are now. The fact that people don't see that, the fact that a lot of the news media are... I mean, this guy... Hold on.
This is the drug addict in the house who's got all the family in the living room going, everybody accuses me of everything. Nobody trusts me. Every time money is missing, you ask me about it. My boyfriend was in this house for five minutes, and yet you think me and him took your money? This is insane. I'm going to move out, and I'm going to move out because I have been attacked?
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Chapter 4: How does the TSA shutdown affect American travelers?
This guy cannot get out of a war. They're in wars you don't even know they're in. Ground troops in Lebanon. He's got guys talking shit to Turkey already. This guy's so off the chain. And yet he's talking about peace and Jesus and Genghis Khan and... Even if you have, you know, righteousness with you, that's not enough. You got to confront all the enemies.
And all the enemies are anyone he thinks is an enemy or who could become an enemy. It's the gaslighting of the century.
Chapter 5: What incident involves a homeless man and a Waymo vehicle?
It is the drug addict in your house. Every household has a drug addict. who gets on a soapbox and starts saying, I cannot believe I am being accused again, again, of stealing money from my older sister. I don't have to take this just because I've been to rehab five times and you found the money in my room and I don't know who put it there, but it was to frame me. I will not participate in this.
I've never seen a person, because the thing about Bibi Netanyahu is he's kind of soft-spoken. You know, he's not, I'm not going to say he's unsuspecting, because he's certainly not. He's been around a bit. But I mean, this guy, he cannot, there's nothing that will be enough for him.
And the people that really support this, the people that are like, well, it is in America's interest to be in an unwinnable war with Iran and have the Straits of Hormuz closed and have oil go up and...
have potential repercussions financially and to lose all their relationships with the Gulf states and have the Gulf pull money out of projects in Silicon Valley and Wall Street and Hollywood and all these different places and have our economy go belly up and have a draft and then a nuclear war. It is in America's interest. And if you suggest otherwise, you're an anti-Semite and a pig.
Everything I just listed is happening. It's not like a thing that might happen. It's literally happening. Get Pete Hegseth up. This guy, he's coming out every few days and going, we're winning this war, and there's no evidence of that. Every few days, Pete Hegseth comes out and says something more ludicrous about what we're going to do to the Iranians. He's like, we're going to skin them.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of Trump's comments on Cuba?
And you're like, well, we're not doing anything, actually. He said something that was... He's like, we're sharing the ocean with the Iranians. We're giving them the floor tonight. Tonight, they're getting the floor of the ocean. It's like, this guy doesn't talk like a secretary of defense. I'm sorry, secretary of war, which I don't know how good he is at. Um...
And yeah, I mean, the whole thing is an embarrassment. And the reason that America is not just going to walk away from this is because, you know, it would really show the world that the American empire is in a stage of terminal decline and our dollar would probably be in trouble. Here's Pete Hegseth saying, we hold the cards, which by the way, that means like nukes. What are the cards?
Pete Hegseth, everyone, friend of the show.
Why are we helping Israel prosecute this war if they're going to pursue their own objectives?
We hold the cards. We have objectives. Good. Those objectives are clear. That's right.
What are they? Stop. Stop that. What? By the way? By the way? What the fuck are they? The objectives are clear. The only time they went near an objective was when they said Iran can't have a nuke and everyone was like, whatever. Okay. Okay. Do they have a nuke?
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Chapter 7: How does Tim Dillon address the concept of American tourism during global instability?
Are they close to a nuke? Because this guy, BB, has been saying they've had a nuke for 30 years. Well, they're enriching uranium. Okay. Didn't we bomb their nuclear enrichment sites at Fordow and other places? We bombed them. Well, yeah, but it didn't do enough. Oh. So what's the goal here? Regime change? Right. So troops on the ground. No.
No.
Right, so regime change. How would that happen? Well, it would be a popular uprising. The people of the country? Yeah. Which people? The people that don't like the regime. Yeah, are they hardliners? Are they more progressive? They'll figure it out. So the people are going to overthrow the Revolutionary Guard that we can't get rid of. Something like that.
Oh, OK, let's let's watch the rest of Pete here. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. Pete Hegseth.
And the truth speaks for itself. I mean, President Trump was very clear about that. Iran has weaponized energy for decades. Israel clearly sent a warning and POTUS has made it clear, very clear. Iran knows when you hit Karg Island and you hit military capabilities on Karg Island, which is the only thing we hit, we can hold anything at issue, anything.
The United States military controls the fate of that country. Iran has the ability to make the right choices. It should not, going forward, target Arab allies, Arab countries, trying to create pain, the pain that they created themselves. Thank you all very much.
I mean... This guy, they should not try to create pain, the pain that they created themselves. We attacked their country. We killed the leader of their country. Like during Ramadan, whatever you feel about the dude, I don't want to live in fucking Iran. But this idea that this is like a moral imperative that we need to be out there...
Helping the Iranians set up a new government whilst a lot of Americans get killed. It's a little ridiculous. A little ridiculous. Pretty stupid. Maybe I'm wrong. Hopefully. Hopefully I'm wrong. Passengers trapped in Waymo after a homeless man threatens to kill them for giving money to a robot. This is an interesting story. It's a human interest story.
I think we're going to see more stories like this that are actually, I think, kind of life-affirming and encouraging here, just to take a break from international news. So now here is people sheltering for their life in a Waymo.
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Chapter 8: What final thoughts does Tim Dillon leave the audience with?
We did reach out to Waymo for a statement. The company says they are committed to keeping their riders safe, adding, quote, this experience was unacceptable and we're actively implementing changes to address this.
Give them five off. Give them $5 off and tell them to fuck off. To fuck off. Listen. Homeless people, there's a natural symbiosis, and I've seen it, between homeless people and robots. Homeless people and robots are going to really start... They're going to start building bonds because they're out late at night. It's true. If you walk down a street, a lot of times you'll just see...
homeless people, Waymos, and the food delivery robots, and they've created a community of their own. It's a community of their own. You're in your bed with your head tucked on your pillow, wondering how you can, you know, buy a cabin somewhere. But homeless people are out there on the front lines with the robots.
the Waymos, the food delivery bots, the homeless people are negotiating this new reality more than anyone else. So you can't separate them. Think of why this is kind of brilliant. The homeless have been discarded by society, but everyone soon will be discarded by society. So the homeless people know this and they see the robots as kind of a justification of their life and their choices.
Not to blame homeless people for it, but the homeless people get very excited with these robots. Sometimes they fight with them. Sometimes they'll jump on top of them. Sometimes they're just really high and they're just kind of staring at each other. But homeless people are saying, oh, it wasn't just us. Soon they're going to get rid of everybody.
And there's something probably oddly fulfilling if you're a homeless person in that and freeing. There's something freeing if you're a homeless person. Well, I'm not going to get a job because everyone on the street's a robot, right? That's really what you have.
So you have a lot of homeless people that are tragically addicted to drugs, befriending, and sometimes it's adversarial, but creating and living in communities with robots in a way that a lot of regular people are not. You know, so this is really what's happening.
In January, Doug Fulop was riding home from a night out in San Francisco when a man crossed the street in front of his car, doubled back, and began screaming at him. The man punched the car's windows and tried lifting up the vehicle. He then yelled that he wanted to kill Mr. Fulop and the other two passengers for giving money to a robot, a taxi driver.
would have simply driven away, but Mr. Fulop's vehicle had no driver. It was a Waymo. We felt helpless, said Mr. Fulop, 37, who works in the tech industry. Since autonomous cars started roaming San Francisco streets almost four years ago, they have elicited an array of reactions from humans. Angry protests.
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