You're All Set: Monday, August 3rd, 2026
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What personal weekend stories do the hosts share at the start of the episode?
Good morning, girlies. It's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy Monday. monday monday wicked witch yes it's getting increasingly harder to do like hard hands like letters with my because my coccidinia i mean no what's this thing called oh i don't have a diagnosis for it yet but like my thumb issue like i can't do my hand gestures i could never join a gang but maybe you being like the first person to have this thumb issue they will name it after you
The turd... Turditis. It's such a turditis. Like, look, I can barely do... I think it is turditis because it sounds serious but not, like, life-threatening.
Yeah, I feel that. I don't really want to get into, like, my thumb because it will open up a wound that, like, nobody thinks this is serious. I'm living with literally a disability. Like, I'm ready for my handicap placard. Like, I live with this kind of crazy thing that I don't... I don't even want to talk about it because nobody thinks it's serious. Everyone in the family is like, oh, turdy and her, like, crazy ailments. Like, you guys have no idea what it's like. try being disabled for a day try like yolanda like nobody's listening to you okay but like see even that comparison is disrespectful because that bitch had munchausen syndrome oh you think no she had lyme do i think yolanda had munchausen syndrome yes no no do you think she had lyme at one point in time yes she had lyme but when she was on the show talking about her ailments you thought you think confirmed munchausen not real
oh wait, is this like up for debate? 1000%. Yeah. I think it was never settled. Like, I think we just, I think I read like, yeah, I also think it's happening with Bella Hadid now too. She's like chronically ill. And it's like, I think a lot of the Hadid members like are malnourished. I think that, um, maybe a, yes, at one point they all happened to have gotten Lyme disease.
Why are the hosts debating thumb injuries, disabilities, and public perception?
Um, Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's Munchausen. Like, Lisa Rinna has been vindicated 1,000%. Very interesting.
We were all thinking it when Lisa Rinna said it. I don't remember what I was thinking.
She was really being extreme, like going to Seoul in a tube and getting her implants taken out and her teeth taken out.
I don't remember what I thought, and I didn't even know what Munchausen was when Lisa Rinna said it, so I couldn't have been thinking it because she taught me the term.
She was so brave for saying it, honestly.
It was just like when Meghan King Edmonds said Brooks is faking cancer.
Right. It's just like the first person. I don't know who it was. But it's not like we were all thinking Brooks is faking cancer. No, no, no. It was like the first person who said Jussie Smollett was faking his hate crime. To be that first person, I could never... I'm such a cow in a herd. I'm just a group thinker. I'm like, yeah, whatever the group is doing. To be the first person to say... And sometimes people are wrong. So you never want...
and then to be wrong about someone faking cancer or someone faking a hate crime like you're the worst person on earth oh my god of course but it's not like with brooks or even with jesse you say now like everyone was like oh this is weird no at the time nobody thought jesse was lying like now some people say like yeah like but nobody wanted to say it no no why no one would ever think he was like thinking that i wasn't why would we ever think and then when like the narrative started to be like juicy soleil is lying about his hate crime and i'm like oh
Can you get hate crimes in this country without someone coming for your neck? Next thing you know, he fully made it up. So yeah, to be that first person is an incredibly brave thing to do.
Well, I'm not going to be any sort of person that is questioning your ailment. I've seen it firsthand.
Oh, my ailment. Not to rub it in. Oh my God. Are there rumors about me?
But I've seen it firsthand.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What personal weekend stories do the hosts share at the start of the episode?
0:03–2:03
2
Why are the hosts debating thumb injuries, disabilities, and public perception?
2:03–11:00
3
How did the hosts describe filming their viral Patreon vlog and wardrobe choices?
11:00–38:57
4
What summer break and scheduling plans do the hosts announce for The Toast?
38:57–1:02:22
Speakers
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